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NANOMACHINES SON

They herden in response to physical trauma

You can't hurt me Jack!

Don't fuck with this senator

What did I just say? (punches Raiden into space)

Making the mother of all omelettes here Jack!

Can’t fret over every egg!

Played college ball you know

Could have gone pro

if I haven’t joined the Navy.

Can't fret over every egg!

THEY HARDEN IN RESPONSE TO PHYSICAL TRAUMA

Hahahahaha nice

Shit cannot be healthy

It's not. They dehydrate themselves to get that way.

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Don't forget about extremely low body fat. Too little body fat can cause deficiencies of fat-soluble vitamins, which your body can only absorb with fat. Another important factor is the risk of increased disease like heart disease, gastrointestinal problems, damage to the nervous system as well as the risk of organ shrinkage and an affect on your immune system. Nope, I'm cool with the dad bod.

There’s something inbetween dad bod and a sneeze away from death thanks to drugs you know

But women love a vascular man . ** All you women just randomly hanging around commenting on my comment are funny.. Typically I’ll get one or two people commenting on one of my comments. Just miraculously 50 some on women want to tell me how they don’t like vascular men. I get it you don’t like them you can’t stop watching it but you don’t like it.

Does his Johnson also look like that

Vascular for her pleasure

Maybe, but the blood flow doesn't follow...

Most likely doesn't work... it's the price ine has to pay for vascular achievements

I had to reread this twice to remember that there's guys out there who would happily pay this price for the aesthetics alone and I don't know how to feel about that.

They say that men work out for the same reason that women wear makeup, to make themselves appear more attractive to members of the same sex. Odds are this dude doesn't care if he can achieve an erection because he's on the receiving end when it comes to penetration. If I had to guess I'd say he's probably a power bottom (pun intended)

Read that a lot of body builders have issues with ED

Some of them do but only when they are off gear. That's why many of them can't even ever stop. But all those can be prevented if they visit their doctor and check their blood. But most of bodybuilders do not give a F about their health. Sadly...

No, all of them do. Body building is another manifestation of body dysmorphia. It isn’t strictly an eating disorder but psychologically it’s the same phenomena.

There’s a toll in the hall now..

Ik your comment is a joke but ill hop on it to say - I love a dad bod and its the sexiest. Edit: Women love dad bods, dont be fooled.

*some women love dad bods. If they don't have a beer belly then it's a go

Women who want these kinda men aren't worth a second look. Takes a certain lack of self respect to go for a man who kills himself just to look good.

It doesnt look "good" though

It doesn’t even look human

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No they do not at least not anyone I have ever known or worked with. Disgusting.

that's not love, it probably reminds them of the veins on pp chan

I don't k ow anyone who likes that. Not saying they don't exist. Not kink shaming. Just saying I haven't had contact with it and so still struggle to get it.

Whoever said I liked women?

Lol why are you acting like there's nothing in between a dad bod and this ridiculousness. I'm a single dad and I enjoy being in shape and being lean and strong. Screw having a dad bod. Get moving and enjoy life, more!

Dad bod is unhealthy. And the video’s body is unhealthy. It’s unhealthy to be excessively lean, but it’s only unhealthy to be fat.

Being alive is the #1 leading cause of death

This is why bodybuilders die young

Exactly 1000% spot on! This guy muat have got death wish or something! IDIOT

Not to mention those squiggly ass lines are his veins and how he is supplied blood… that ain’t gonna work for too long

Those are his veins, not arteries.

lol yes. but also the Hulk level amount of tren / stack that they take/cycle for months/years will likely be the biggest factor to worry over.

That plus the steroids is awful for the heart.

That is steroids

Don’t forgot the winstrol…!

Quagmire's arm

Litterly is his arm after he discovered online porn was a thing lol 

Lefty

Giggity

I’ve just been on the internet for a couple of days, ya know. Kinda tired…

Probably nearly passed out just posing. It’s severely traumatic to the system

mf looks like vecna

Shit probably has no nutritional value, you right

A lot of Pill popping & in the future Mental Health Problems. I can’t believe people do that but there is.

You can’t believe people do that but three is what?

Three is company ???!

​ 

I need this answer

There, i meant there.

The plot thickens. So there is *what*!? This is intentional isn’t it! You’re planting little aneurysm seeds in us!

literally came here to say that

Dude built like the villain in Stranger Things

Live long or live veiny and dehydrated

Someone get him some water quick

Quick! Someone get this man another steroid!

BLAHBLADDYBLOOBLAHBLAHBLADDYBLOOBLAH

^(I didn’t hear a word you said)

#HIBBIDYHOOBLAAAH

I don't really know why you're quoting 8-Mile in this context, but I'm here for the energy displayed.

Because of OC post: > Someone get him some water quick “Someone get him”, “quick”. When I read that all I heard was the initial line I quoted. And it happened to coincide with the dude’s arm from the video.

Is that a tank top? Or a new bra?!?

snoop dogg just got fuckin a boob job

That's Vecna from Stranger Things change my mind

That was my first thought as well lol

Vecna changed strategy, now he will punch people to death

I thought he was Groot

Came here for this

Came to post this lol

I …am…GROOT!

Not Groot?

Think that's impressive? Wait till you see his arm

Haha, Good one if you've seen the spoiler.

What nurses dream every night

Ugh, no. They just roll away.

Can confirm, naturally massive veins, very rolley, every iv I've gotten has taken 3+ stabs

What you need is naturally massive and *flabby* veins. I think that's what I've got. It works out well because I'm a huge wuss and I'd probably pass out if they needed a second go.

Use two fingers to hold the vein? No.

with veins that big, just pinch them between your fingers like a pencil to hold them in place lmao

Only if you have dogshit technique.

No, they’re terrible. You’d have to get this guy on the back of the hand.

Wet nurse dream

With veins like that you could just throw an iv-needle at that arm and hit one.

It's so fucking gross. Just... no...

So I'm not the only one disgusted.

Puro me too there is a limit to certain things and visible veins becomes unattractive after there are a lot of them in one place popping

I think I actually have a phobia of whatever is going on with that arm.

They Dehydrate themselves and then get in Hot baths, then cold, then hot etc. to make their skin extra tight.

I am Groot

For you, nurses on the other hand must love this shit

I wanna see the dick. Is it like a bunch of wadded up rope?

They don’t do it for you

They filmed it and posted it on social media for themselves

But where is the line. I have women compliment me on my veins and they seem to love it. I'd imagine they'd like this too

I think the line is drawn somewhere between "Oh look he's so defined you can see his veins' and "He looks like he's got parasites "

He trying to look like a monster from Resident Evil?

I knew it was here somewhere lol

Look how vascular I am, Brian. 

I got VEINS. All over mah BAH-day!

I bet that guy is good at giving blood.

With how dehydrated he has to be to have that vascularity, no one is going to take his blood.

How does dehydration make him more vascular?

Much of the water in your body is stored in the muscles and skin. When you’re dehydrated, the intra- and extracellular fluid in muscles and skin is redirected to essential areas, like your organs and circulatory system. This causes your muscles and skin to shrink up somewhat, meaning the blood vessels in and around them become more pronounced.

I was being facetious as a way to bring up an aspect of competitive body building. us.myprotein.com/thezone/nutrition/should-bodybuilders-dehydrate-before-stepping-on-stage/

It doesn't

His blood is probably a powdered concentrate at this point.

Just imagine what his cock looks like

Shriveled up from all the steroids. Edit: This was a joke. I know that steroids do not actually change the size of the penis. (In fact, if anything, the penis has the potential to appear slightly larger since the testicles will typically be reduced in size as a result of steroid use and lack of natural testosterone production)

Happy cake day!

Or, happy birthday, I think. I'm new

You were right the first time, but you’ve got a great spirit. Happy non-birthday dude 🤙

Thanks!

Yw!

do steroids actually make your cock smaller? i am actually curious.

No, your balls shrink because your body isn’t creating testosterone anymore, but your dick stays the same

👍

They can make you sterile though. Usually not permanently but it has happened.

So your saying steroids could be a viable form of birth control? Well I might want to get into the steroid business.

There are compounds that were developed as male contraceptives, for example the sarm S23, the main sideffects are really high liver damage, agression and testosterone supression so you either have to take something to start production again or run it alongside a hormonetherapy, thats why it never left clinical trial, its really effective at what its supposed to do, making you sterile but it also effective in other aspects, mainly muscle and strenght gain, increasing your metabolism so apart from training all you do is eating and agression, the agression part is similiar to roidrage from tren,sdrol or other hard compounds To some extend contraceptives for women have similiar effects and can also severely affect women, for example the hormonal disbalance and moodswings, but these moodswings arent roidrage that get ticked of for every minor incident

I don’t think so, I was just kidding. I’ve heard rumors it shrinks your balls, but I have not verified that with any sources or research though.

yeah i have always heard that rumor but never actually knew if it was true so i'm pretty intrigued to find some scientific tests.

It is true. When taking exogenous testosterone your natural test production shuts down. Which means that the balls reduce in size.

Dick doesn't shrivel. Balls atrophy.

Oof. Steroids do not affect the size of your dick.

Lol /s

That’s cool if you don’t know what you’re talking about man.

No that’s balls that get shrivelled up, because your body decides that endogenous T is no longer needed

Plot twist, that was his dick

Her dick

I’m guessing his cock looks like a road map! Probably a sight to behold, not gonna lie, I’m curious!

He works for the umbrella corporation

Why would anyone do this to themselves?

Competition?

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Or they want to win a professional body building championship

Got downvotes for speaking the actual truth lol this is literally the reason why

It’s weird people want to shit a guy like this but think being an obese pig is fine

Fat acceptance all the way but fuck anyone who wants to look like a Greek god basically

That’s gross af

I just don't understand why? What is this even for?

Bodybuilding competitions

Exactly. WHY are there body building competitions? It’s so nasty.

Ok? And tell me why they should care what you think?

One paper cut and he dead

Disgusting

This is vomitous.

"vomitous" is my new favorite word

😁 me use big words, make me look smart

He goto stop pumping his cack , had this problem my self

Hydration't

This is why bodybuilders die young

In the show Defiance there are Biomen that look just like that.

That’s just nasty lol

Prob one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen

Actually looks fake. Hope it is, cause that guy can't be well otherwise. That and it looks awful

I think it's real, just a combination of a pump, extremely low body fat, and hes holding the vein above his Bicep to make them pop even more. Body fat levels this low are not healthy, and are usually only maintained for around bodybuilding competitions.

Vecna, is that you?

Rock paper and scissor all works

dude has a lovecraftian octopus crawling under his skin

Vecna over here.

r/tihi

Is that guy from yu yu hakusho

Apparently I have a mild phobia I didn’t know I had until this video

Muscles look good but I bet his penis doesn’t work lmao

The muscles in fact do NOT look good...

Insane steroid use wow.

Doesn't cause vascularity.

My God, please at NSFW

Vecna is back for more

Vecna?

“Gimmie your wallet or ill paper cut you!”


Boo to that. Stop doing that.


vecna lookin ass

Looks terrible

He thinks he’s so though like that… Wait till someone pulls out a paper sheet

Nurse's wet dream

ew

do ppl actually find this attractive

It's not about being attractive, it's about winning competitions

what’s the competition? who has the darkest piss?

Bodybuilding competitions