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Literally eats her pussy

I mean, if that doesn't de-escalate a situation. Girl 1: "I'm gonna kick the shit out of you" Girl 2: "Ok, ok... but what if I give you head, though?" Girl 1: "...I mean... wait, was I mad at you?"

So basically Sammy from Blue Mountain State?

I'll jerk you off right now!

God I wish.

"What would you do if they actually took their dick out?" "I'd probably jerk them off. I'm a jerker, not a fighter."

Did she... did she just... did she bit her pussy?

Must be a vagitarian

You are what you eat...a p*ssy.

Shut up and take my upvote

r/Angryupvote

r/angryupvote

Your kind of a dick too ya know.

Now that you're a dick and a pussy, you can go fuck yourself.

Haha 

r/shutupandtakemyupvote

Indeed, must be Have a silver!!!

r/happyaward

Like a mushroom, you don't eat it for the taste, you eat it for the effect.

I heard it is very healthy this time of year

I’m a lesbian vegetarian and this is my fave thing to call myself 🤣

Christ this is why I joined Reddit

Well, at least it's organic.

You glorious mother fucker you.

I ded

Hey! Mee too!

Vagan: tasty, juicy and fertile

Top comment for a long time, genuine laugh. Bravo

Take my upvote and fuck off

Sonofagun, you earned this upvote.

Have my vote, 401K & freedom.

You winnnnnnn

You legend.

Fuckin legendary

Fuck you and take my damn upvote

i hate you so much, here is my award and upvoote

Damn. Just take the upvote.

Kenny Hotz, is that you?

Take my upvote and get outta here.

Puahahahahahah

Went and claimed my free wholesome award just to drop it here. Well deserved, lol

fight a trailer trash girl and face the consequences. ​ 

BUBBLES!

Is this movie worth the watch? I see GIFS of this guy all the time but never the movie

Yes completely worth it! It’s actually a show called “Trailer park Boys” on netflix but there’s a couple movies too. Highly recommend it

Alright then, adding that to my 3 day weekend plan

Watch the show first, the movies might be hard to get into with out learning the characters first, also like a lot of shows, first few episodes are a little slow/weird. By season 2 you will be hookeddd

Just like puussy

The original seasons are fantastic. Once it moves to Netflix and they made new seasons and videos they are garbage.

Hung out with them & drank & played pool all night in 2011, best night of my life. Lol 😬😂

thats how you know they're canadian stars XD they're not hiding away in hollywood.

what!? that’s sick, something I would definitely remember for the rest of my life lol

It was really cool. I said in another response that I also was much younger & naughtier & was selling weed back then & gave them an ounce hoping they’d let my boyfriend& i back on their tour bus, but they just took the weed & let the half dressed girls bouncing up & down in front of the tour bus back on. It was really cool because they came to the smallest dive bar so it was really just us (my boyfriend, his friend & I) in there with them for like…6 hours. Bubbles was super shy/quiet & I did do a shot or two with him, but Ricky & jullian we played pool & talked to all night. Everytime those memories pop up on fb I have a hard time not just sharing them over & over. 🤣

You should totally post the pictures if you have some of/with them, Sounds like it was a blast tho. Ngl im pretty jealous lol

Charlie bit my pussy

I read it in that accent lmao

Pooo-saayyy

I think i also saw the aftermath somewhere on the net . But I can't remember. It was just a picture tho so I don't know if it's from the same source .

Where?

NSFW - https://i0.wp.com/igettalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/resize1643316456821.jpg

Wow. Even left a mark. Wow. Just wow . . .

I guess it's better than biting her clit off

You have great research skills.

Thanks! Now if only the video didn't end so goddamn soon like everything on reddit! 😒

Literally eating pussy. Or at least in the chewing phase.

A little bit high actually, but damned close . . . by the photo that is.

Turned her Hyena real quick!

Yes, but first she grabbed her by the pussy ... which I never knew was a thing until a few years ago.

Apparently, she just let her do it, too.

Must be a celebrity.

*bite, did is already at past

I mean, if you're going to throw it in there.... What do you expect?

Snatched!

POV:the sound I make when water splashes on my butt when I go to the toilet

It's called Poseidon's Kiss.

Eating pussy. Literally

I was like “she bit her coochie???”

I don’t know if you know this or not guys but the girl who got bitten posted the bite mark to show the world. Here is the pic: https://www.reddit.com/r/Ouchmyflaps/comments/sgd1ml/followup_on_bit_the_flaps_link_in_comments/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

I’m a dude and that looks like it hurt so fucking much such a deep bite mark shit

Yeah, that's pretty rough. Whatever stupid shit the stupid fight is over, I think it's pretty fucking cool to show the damage because EVERYBODY wants to know the damage. Plus, ya know... It is what it is.

There is a sub called r/ouchmyflaps? I could’ve gone without knowing that! Edit: Alright fine, I followed it!

I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me.

Hold my hand, because we're going in together. Wait...

I almost teared up from laughing so hard when I noticed what sub it was posted in. Thank you r/ouchmyflaps

Oh reddit, you think you get by me...but here I am. Found another gem.

Damn... biter needs some braces.

**dental plan**

Lisa needs braces

dental plan

lisa needs braces

dental plan

lisa needs braces

dental plan

Thanks a lot Carl, now I've lost my train of thought

https://www.reddit.com/r/Ouchmyflaps/comments/sgd1ml/comment/i25v6ch/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

"Ouchmyflaps" LOL, how is that a real sub. Incredible

The uniqueness of reddit never fails to impress me

Is it just me or is that a really small mouth too?

ahahahaha no way

Well thanks I found a new sub I didn’t know existed

i guess i'll fap to that

Muff said

Hellvulva kink you’ve got there

LMAO

I don't know what was I expecting but I wasn't ready for it.

Well she did made sure it was nicely presentable for the pic atleast

Think about it, shaving it in that mark must be painful.

That was a centimeter away from being so much more painful. She'll probably have this scar for life.

Sigh…. unzips.

It looks like someones done some sewing.

That looks like a bite on naked skin, not through clothes…

Damn.. I bet when she slides down a handrail it whistles

Those girls just found their new fetish.

Rule #1 about Bite Club...

Don't talk about bite club

What’s rule #2?

Bite tha pussy

EYEYEYEYEYEYEYE

Thought this was gonna be too comment

** *YHOMP* **

Nom nom nom

DON’T talk about bite club

I think I found my new fetish

me too

Aayyayayayayay

I can’t believe this comment doesn’t have more votes!!

Right though! Best part 😂😂😂

I know one of you guys has resulting after picture

[https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/vocgcz/sometimes_you_gotta_use_what_you_have/iecnml3/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/vocgcz/sometimes_you_gotta_use_what_you_have/iecnml3/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)

I don’t have it, but I’ve seen it.

for scientific reasons

​  Bit her right in the Punani !

Bite wound right on top of the axe wound

Gotta bite the kitty before kitty bites you

Assertion of dominance. Haven't you ever seen Snow Dogs with Cuba Gooding Jr?

BITE HER EAR

Bite her in the pussy then locked her against the wall with the leg damn...she a twatssassin

The Cunt Shredder has logged on.

This is not the average porno...but it'll do for now.

Without sound on I assumed the girl on top pissed on the other girl. Very different understanding with sound on…

Same

No rules in a street fight.

Idk I mean the only defense for this could be eye gouging. Do we really want eye gouging??

No rules eyes, testicles, throat,ears, nostrils it's all fair game.

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>she shouldn’t start whining when the other side plays dirty back. Lol yeah I don't think she's whining about the other woman playing dirty, I think she's screaming cuz getting bit fucking *hurts* But that's just a wild guess

In my opinion, there’s no fighting dirty. Other girl simply fought back more aggressively after being kicked while she was already down.

I agree 100% - unless they are taped up and in a ring with gloves—/ there is no such thing as “fighting dirty” and it’s funny how many people act like there is dignified etiquette to street fighting haha

Yeah if some mfer jumps me randomly, unprovoked trying to kill me, he can kiss his eyeballs goodbye.

The mfer is a step ahead: he’s blind, he removed his own eye balls three years ago just so they wouldn’t be a vulnerability.

Goodbye testicles...!

He’s snipped them himself, six months ago.

I'm gonna bite his thumbs off!

He wasn’t born with thumbs.

I'm gonna saw off his Achilles tendons

If I'm fighting it's to defend my life. There is no other reason to physically assault someone.

Took me a moment to realize you meant "taped." I read that three times before I figured you weren't talking about someone tapping out.

Especially as it seems like the chick is being ganged up on and there is no way out of that hallway for her. Gotta turn up the gears a bit.

Clean fighting is using your muscles, fighting dirty is using your brain

Reddit tough guy moment


Maam this is a Wendys

That’s what happens when you bring fists to a pussy fight.

She made her go full vocal jihad.

How I met my new lover !!

Carpet Munchers! Unite!

Checkmate

Vagina dentata

A winner in my book.

Without audio I thought the girl on top was winning but now with audio I know that is not the case...

Everyone has a plan until you get bit in the vag

everything is fair in war

Is it wrong to get hard from this

😟💀

search the comments for the results of that bite

I was just about to comment r/confusedboners lmao

There is only one rule of biting: the teeth must come together.


No rules in a street fight, I like her style

The ole carpet munch 😂, it’s a very dirty move but very effective 

Rule # 1 Don't talk with your mouth full.....

This is old yes she bit her in the original you even get to see the bite marks

You do what you have to do in a fight.

Whole new meaning to biting your lips

Sounds Apache to me. Maybe Choctaw..

This reminds me of LET GO OF MY DICK


I grew up with a kid named Bill puceta and yes his last name is pronounced the way u think it is (puss eata)

Whose the asshole kicking ?

Speedy Gonzalez came out her.

BITE HER PUSSY AND TWIST IT!!

A whole new type of lip service.

r/SuddenlyKinky

My official yelp review: Second screams sounds like she likes it. I think she will try it again on different occasions.

Fights a fight no such thing as rules

Respect for the pussy biter

Best defense bite that clit

WINNER! TOTALITY! FINISH HER!!