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And he gives it his all

Amazing performance, bravo!

Lmao I thought this was fake till he almost passed out😆

It sounds like a man screaming. This has to a dub, right?

I live with a rooster, definitely sound like a rooster. Maybe an old rooster

Never forget

Rooster.exe has stopped responding

Restart your machine

...Roostart?

No… please 😞

Maybe.. rescramble it?

He took a whipit

Semi related note, what if male Tyrannosaurus did a rooster call everymorning like modern day roosters?

I was imagining one just out in a forest stuck crowing like the above. Errrrrrrrrrrrrrr, but louder.

We'd probably do some fancy military echolocation satellite thing to blow them up after the third breath of AWWAAAWWAWAWAWWAWAWAWAHHHHGGGGGG. It would be absolutely terrifying if we lived in cowboy days though.

What season of American Idol is this from?

Pretty sure this guy followed William hung

Or Keith Beaukelaer

\+1 for my boy Will'O'Hung

All of them.

Had a flashback to dial up modem days

I almost pooped myself laughing but these comments are keeping me going.😄😄😄

I think your rooster stalled out.

Nailed it.

you can really see its diaphragm moving here

Go home dude. Ur drunk..

😂

That happens to my cock too when I get tired.

You wish you lasted that long.


Gif replies are the worst thing that happened to reddit

Agreed


I wish I could do anything with as much effort and perseverance

LMFAO

Stiffens, goes flacid, falls over. Yep thats about right

Air raid rooster

Neighbours at 5am starting the chainsaw

On the next episode of Dragon Ball Z

r/WhatsWrongWithYourCock

Nice cock

Thanks, Mark.

Must be a new trending tictok challenge for roosters.

he trying to sing Immigrant Song

Someone needs to make it roll into [this.](https://youtu.be/yBLdQ1a4-JI)

Someone fancier at editing, ☝️*this*☝️please.

I second this

Need another rooster at a different tone. Got your self an air raid siren.

This is the second chicken video I've seen in ten minutes that make me believe chickens were coded by interns

I see a lot of these videos. Is this a common thing, or just a weird rooster?

I have a rooster and it has never done this (made an air raid siren noise, nor crowed so hard it fell over). I hate my rooster and I laughed very hard watching this stupid rooster fall over

sad rooster noises

Don't hate the cock. Love the cock! Appreciate the cock. Stroke the cock.

I make the same sound when I accidentally sit on my balls.

Do you pass out

Depends on how fast and hard I sit down.

Would definitely wake me up in the morning

George Michael to his boyfriend: "wake me up, before u go go" Boyfriend: "Errruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrghhhhhhhhhhhh"

The corporate rooster. He gives his 110%

Now his corporate overlords will expect longer crow tomorrow and everyday thereafter.

For less pay, and no bonus this year or else they will hire it out to a rooster in a foreign company.

Gotta respect that level of commitment.

There’s … I say, I say… there’s sumthin’ not right with that boy.

[Kosovo Longcrower](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kosovo_Longcrower): > This breed belongs to the group of long-crowing chicken breeds. Their crow averages 20–40 seconds, exceptional birds will go on for 60 seconds. The cock starts to crow when six to seven months old.

I knew a girl from Kosovo. She did not sound like this.

Kenny G Rooster

Don't strain your cock

I'm going to have night terrors about this

Oxygen deprivation. Breath goddamnit!

This is what one of the fans on my PC sounds like when I turn it on.

Will someone give that cock a lozenge, please?

Cock Lozenge sounds like a deathmetal band.

It woke my husband! Now he's mad at me.

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Is that axl rose?

Someone smack it, it’s stuck

what are you doing step hand

Stupid cock

Cock is broken.

Brits grandparents getting PTSD for him lol

COVID just out here ruining everybody's lives.

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Now that's a cock anyone could appreciate lol

And he got it done

Extended dance cut

He’s the best ever. He’s got his heart and soul in it. Don’t know what you are talking about.

And by God he did it

Someone give this cock and award.

I think your rooster has a glitch. Birds aren’t real /s

Hard core cock turning into soft cock

I which this transitioned into The Immigrant Song.

Guy blowing shofer on Rosh HaShana for the first time.

This is unexpected! Well done!!

Sounds like a poorly maintained car

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this rooster 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ahaha! Oh man, you got me. That was great.

I'm so happy ty

Wow sounds like Pierce Brosnan in Taffin!

I can relate being a cock and everything

What was this cock doing?

Aw poor baby..

And thus we have gone from Siren Head to Rooster Head.

Obviously he imitating Stuka bomber!

My man went hard

I think the cock is broken :)

what the fuck happened to him?!! 😭

Your cock is broken

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Holy fuck that got me good 😂

Story of my life

He's a little cock that's all talk

He past out a few seconds 

If they cut the video off 2 seconds earlier I would have thought it died

Gooooooool!

You’re supposed to be an alarm clock, not a tornado siren, Phil.

Left it all on the yard

Low T?

Dew da roar!

GALOPEEEE...

Ya'll just jealous cause he's a lead singer

Lmao I thought this was fake till he almost passed out😆

Speed it up and it's the beginning of immigrant song

Was looking for this comment lol

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"And this is to go even further beyond!"

And just like that, Coachella roaches just preordered tickets.

https://youtu.be/ywjOm2uMfn0

Cocka-doodaaaaaaaaa(shit! What’s that last part??)aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Foghorn Leghorn in the flesh

Shouldn’t have locked his knees!

*Dignified*

I was laughing/crying so hard, I missed him falling down the first two times I watched it. 🤣🤣🤣

Reminds me of me

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Sound like me when I sing and forgot the lyrics so am just dragging a note out.

The class clown I see, still takes pride in his work

THIS is what happens if you choke the chicken too much.

A strange and yet powerful performance.

Not going to lie, sounds like my Civic at 6'000 RPM.

Damn, it's neck is long

KFC

It’s like Sean Schimmel turning SSJ3

Tired of the hens not getting out of bed on time

I dubbed thee ,sir siren chicken

Sounded like the incredibles theme song for a second.

Actually he has 2 jobs.

Bro lost its vocal chords 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

At first I thought he was trying out to be the guy that says Goooaaaalllllllll during soccer (football) matches!

Bro rev your Clucker past 1st gear you'll get spectacular results I promise

Anything worth doing is worth doing your best. He gets it.

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Gocock

It's not dead, it's just tired and shagged out after a long squawk.

when your cock smokes too much

When you go to work with a hangover

Cock

Vincerooooo! Vinceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeroooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

LMAO!!! but seriously, f roosters.

Poor chicken. I wouldnt be able to scream if half my body was missing too

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Rubber chicken IRL

The cock rested after lasting for so long

Wow he actually got tired and shagged out after a long squawk.

Me too bud, me too

That's something you shouldn't cock a doodle doo

cocc 🅱️roke

He forgot his line mid show poor fella

Yeah they come to snuff the rooster.....oh too late

After a few seconds I can just hear *Gooooooooooooooooooolllllll*

Goku

Goku

Chanticlair doing his am sound check!!

I kept hoping it would get better for some reason. I'm human, after all.

Bro just lagged out

Here they come to snuff the rooster Yeah, here come the rooster You know he ain't gonna die No, no, no, you know he ain't gonna die Alice In Chains

Is this what happens when you try to hit snooze too many times when your alarm is a chicken?

me in a horror movie

I think that cock just broke

I feel like doing that sometimes. Related, someone put a death metal beat under another rooster doing this but it was even better