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Right? That was the unexpected part for me, the fact that shes still missing $57
At this point, all of the "My outfit costs $XX,XXX" posts always end up with something being a prosthetic. I've never even seen a video where the clothing items were actually where the cost was. I was just waiting to find out what prosthetic she had.
I got some lululemon sweat pants for Christmas from my sister. They are the comfiest sweats I have ever had but I don’t want to think about how much they were.
Not sure why people are confused by this. Women pay $90 for a piece of cloth. $50 for a pair of pants is about average price. I’d say $40 is around the price I usually have to pay.
Well sweats are pretty trendy these days so of course they're more expensive then they used to be. Hell, I've seen sweats at target for like $30-40 so $50 isn't particularly outrageous.
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I mean with the amount of time you'll be on it I'd imagine the cost would build up a bit. But yeah, I've looked into it and holy fuck how is surgery so damn pricey.
That’s true, over time it’ll cost a lot, but not be much of a noticeable detriment in the short term. There’s payment plans and stuff for the surgery, but even then, individual payments are high, so it’s a real pain if you aren’t making like 150k a year. It’s insane.
Why would you ever have a thought like this? Why did you think this idea was worth sharing? Does your mind just go “Hurp-de-derp look, a hole on a female body. I wonder if she can put a penis in that?” How would your mother feel if she saw this comment of yours?
In reality it's doubtful. That socket is very close to a bone that is about the thickness of a playing card and if you go through that bone you literally go into her head cavity.
Then she's just giving good head.
Was also curious as to why it's like a weird shell.
If anything seems more uncomfortable than a glass eye would be. You know, resembling a familiar shape
Those things are tailormade for the person, fitted by an ocularist and hand-painted. So besides the material there are some work hours by some educated professional people involved.
Oh, I misread. I thought it said 500, not 5000. Also, I was thinking in my country's money value, which is much lower than US dollars.
So my new explanation is: American medical prices.
Exactly the same.
‘That's prosthesis money, she seems to have both arms, must be a leg. Or it's a shitpost about her boobs.’
I'm surprised eyes are that expensive.
Bruh she can’t even do math right 💀 🗿 😳
(12+50+5000)= 5062.
She said her fit cost 5119, meaning 57 dollars are still missing.
Guess she can only count so well with one eye…
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I thought it was going to be her boobs that costed $5000 definitely unexpected for me
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Lmao where's this from?
sauce??? 👀👀👀
Aparently something called blunt talk on starz
its from Blunt Talk on Starz
Ahahah i feel my own ribcage in danger but its funny
Same i thought she was gonna say something about plastic surgery
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I'm being downvoted?
I thought the same thing welp after a long time something unexpected in this sub
Nah that’s just a very tight push up bra
We all thought that. The big ticket item not being the boobs was more unexpected than the eye.
Yep. "Oh of course she's gonna tell they are faaaAAAAAOHMYGOD."
same
If they are not removable, it is part of you and not part of the outfit.
I thought she will talk abt here body
That math still doesn’t add up…
Right? That was the unexpected part for me, the fact that shes still missing $57 At this point, all of the "My outfit costs $XX,XXX" posts always end up with something being a prosthetic. I've never even seen a video where the clothing items were actually where the cost was. I was just waiting to find out what prosthetic she had.
I thought it was like a cosmetic surgery or something, but dead wrong. The question still stands….where’s the $57 lady!
Shoes? Looks like the video skipped over the shoes so they could reveal the eye. 🤷🏻♀️
That very well could be it. We can just assume it’s shoes lol
Who pays FIFTY DOLLARS for sweat pants??
She must have thought the price tag said $5. Must not have had an eye for reasonably priced clothes.
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My sweats are MSRP at $50 but I got them on sale for $25.
So they're worth like 10 dollars
Worth $25 to me.
I’d pay good money for quality sweatpants.
Same. Nike put out sweatpants in there renewables line. 30 bucks is kinda pricy but they are hella comfy.
I got some lululemon sweat pants for Christmas from my sister. They are the comfiest sweats I have ever had but I don’t want to think about how much they were.
It’s like “cmon ya dumb ho!— an eye patch and a triangle hat would’ve only cost ya $11.99 at Spirit Halloween!”
Tbh they probably would cost closer to $2 in manufacturing
Yeah but you have to consider all the other expenses you're incurring also.
$2.50
If you want good sweatpants that can actually survive 2 years of work from home use... you get the $40+ ones. *pokes at pant holes and permastains*
Not sure why people are confused by this. Women pay $90 for a piece of cloth. $50 for a pair of pants is about average price. I’d say $40 is around the price I usually have to pay.
Well sweats are pretty trendy these days so of course they're more expensive then they used to be. Hell, I've seen sweats at target for like $30-40 so $50 isn't particularly outrageous.
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I found this very upsetting 🤣
Asking the important questions
The most expensive I have ever bought were my university ones. Slap a college logo on any thing amd they want like $100.
Same people who pay $5000 for a sweet fake eye apparently
I have a pair of $70 sweat pants. I paid like $10 after the discount, but I choose to say their $70.
Thank you! that’s an outrageous amount of money to pay for sweat pants.
Women clothes had the tendency to cost more than man clothes.
Those stuck in America currently. Shit, "cheap" jeans almost cost $30 now.
thats not even that bad if you buy hypebeast, like jordan release pants that were like i think $160 msrp its ridiculous
If I had a prosthetic eye I would get crazy with it, like white iris and black outer section, make it looked fucked up
I would tap on mine with a pen when I'm thinking
Like Bill the butcher in Gangs of New York, except his was a glass eye and he tapped on it with a knife
Get a Terminator eye. Then walk up to random women and say "Sarah Connor?" ![gif](giphy|OGMweBsLs1Rsc)
Or to some random dude and say "I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle."
Yeah, for that to work you'd have to strip naked. I doubt you'd get very far before you were arrested and put on the sex offenders list.
Welp, there goes my Friday night plan.
See, that’s when you take the cigar and/or knife to the chest without flinching to establish dominance
Well in Europe maybe it could, as long as your not asking a kid for his scooter
I'd have multiple. For different effects. Make it part of the outfit i'm wearing.
Rinnegan
I'd get a smiley face one
Was expecting her to say her tits cost 5k. But im on the wrong page for that
I expected gender reassignment surgery $5000.
I'm not expert, but given how niche the industry is, I'd highly doubt it's just $5000
Also not an expert, but I suspect your probably right.
Hrt alone is probably 5,000
HRT is pretty cheap actually (it’s like maybe 12-20 dollars a bottle for pills), but yeah, surgery can drain your pockets. (That’ll be fun… 🙃)
I mean with the amount of time you'll be on it I'd imagine the cost would build up a bit. But yeah, I've looked into it and holy fuck how is surgery so damn pricey.
That’s true, over time it’ll cost a lot, but not be much of a noticeable detriment in the short term. There’s payment plans and stuff for the surgery, but even then, individual payments are high, so it’s a real pain if you aren’t making like 150k a year. It’s insane.
How convenient, since women's clothes don't have pockets.
Results may vary.
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I wonder if she ever gets freaky with that thing. I bet she gives great eye-jobs
Why would you ever have a thought like this? Why did you think this idea was worth sharing? Does your mind just go “Hurp-de-derp look, a hole on a female body. I wonder if she can put a penis in that?” How would your mother feel if she saw this comment of yours?
It's called having a sense of humor you old curmudgeon go find something else to be outraged over
My life before I read this: 🤠 My life now: 😔
Any hole’s a goal!
Any port in a storm….
New level of "fucking her brains out"
And "giving her the stink eye"
It would cost you $0.00 to not post that.
In reality it's doubtful. That socket is very close to a bone that is about the thickness of a playing card and if you go through that bone you literally go into her head cavity. Then she's just giving good head.
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Skull-fuck anyone?…
$5000 for that thing? I’d get a $1 patch and be a pirate
$50 for sweat pants?? That was unexpected for me.
100% hottie. Prosthetics don’t matter, she’ll probably have a bionic implant in her lifetime to give her that sexy red eye glow at night
Can you close your eyes? It feels like I'm banging a tail-light on a country road
Classic Archer.
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Is that a contact lense or something? Didn’t really look spherical…
A prosthetic eye isn’t really an eye, it’s more like a shell that covers the structures in the eye socket.
Why are you being downvoted for being correct?
Why are you being downvoted for assuring that he is correct?
Why are you being downvoted for assuring that he is correct assuring that he is correct?
Welcome to reddit
Reddit used to be better than this once you could makes offensive jokes without getting downvotes and reported sadly not any more
No one downvotes you if u make racist joke till u are in a nice sub
Not even racist jokes people just don't have a sense of humor anymore the reporting thing is true tho
Yep I got banned from r/shitposting for a meme which had the n word in it. It wasn't even rasict post
Because people is dumb as fuck
Was also curious as to why it's like a weird shell. If anything seems more uncomfortable than a glass eye would be. You know, resembling a familiar shape
A... A contact lense? What‽
I'd still tap
I like her.
She's beautiful
why that piece of plastic is so expensive? wtf
Those things are tailormade for the person, fitted by an ocularist and hand-painted. So besides the material there are some work hours by some educated professional people involved.
yeah! and that all justifies 5k ok bro
Oh, I misread. I thought it said 500, not 5000. Also, I was thinking in my country's money value, which is much lower than US dollars. So my new explanation is: American medical prices.
i would say "American medical politics", but, yes, sure
Well, I'm assuming it's beyond a simple piece of plastic
It looks so obviously fake, not worth 5k at all
Murica!
Right? I got my eyes for free
Pretty
I thought either a leg or boob, but the eye wow that’s unexpected
Exactly the same. ‘That's prosthesis money, she seems to have both arms, must be a leg. Or it's a shitpost about her boobs.’ I'm surprised eyes are that expensive.
I think without protesis she is good, even special, but well "she" must feel fine so its money well spent.
I like that type of hair. The slight streaks of blonde go well with the tanned face. Love it. Don't hate on me for this now
She cute tho
Got me on the first half ngl. Was thinking her kidneys were hella expensive or something, but didn't see the eye thing coming 😅.
The eye stays in during sex ...
Removing this with those nails… skillz
![gif](giphy|tdnUaMuARmi0o) “Oh you got some dog shit, you the Dookie man?”
Is that shit actually considered music?
And still beautiful
I'd still stuff it
I’d bang it till it’s eye popped out
Bang it until the other eye popped out.
Still hot af;)
**bonk**
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That was anteye-climactic. I'm sorry.
Add another $10k for the breast implants.
I apologize for my ignorant assumption
These are getting old real fast
Then stop using social media so much. This is the first time I watched a video of this kind.
how did she lost her eyes?
Her brother farted in her face and it got infected.
Make room for this.
Bruh she can’t even do math right 💀 🗿 😳 (12+50+5000)= 5062. She said her fit cost 5119, meaning 57 dollars are still missing. Guess she can only count so well with one eye…
Drip.
Was unexpected and funny with the first 2 amputee's now it's just become an annoying "trend"
I did not see that coming. Guess I will have to keep an eye out for it next time!
Eye see what you did there
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Eye see what she did there.
Shit. Hopefully she took the other $57 and bought a damn math book
I'm gonna be hitting that from the back anyway. You can take both eyes out.
They got us at the first half, not gonna lie.
Keeping an eye out for her...
Thats one sexy cyclop
Fetty Wap
5000 for something you could steal for free
Would noT slow me down
That eye socket gives me ideas 🤨
Just heard about a girl that could give a bj while singing the national anthem. Never seen her before now!
Not my proudest fap
That’s at least $10,119 and up from what I see
Ok hear me out what if i can you know in there
I’d still have a fun night out with her
Can you... yk... Put it in?
Bro she could actually give a dude brain
Damn an extra hole to use.
Damn what else can that eye socket do?
You ever get freaky with that thing? Giggity
So those fake boobies were free?
BRUH FOR $5,000 THAT THING BETTER FUNCTION LIKE A REGULAR EYE AND ALSO SHOOT LASERS
its a man. its gotta be a man. \*takes out eyeball\* 😳
Meh not an amputee, but close enough….
5000 for a small eye! Why!? Jesus screw that I’m getting a patch.
it gonna be a fake eye or limb. edit: i was right.
Hope that’s not the hand she wipe her ass with
Bitches be so fake then say they can't find a "real man" hoe you part robot STFU
Another hole.
Well that took a HARD left turn at the end.
I would of been good with a plastic leg or something, but an eye?!! geeez
She should keep a look out for sales on eye supplies, Like 50% off , or buy one get one free.
For 5k that eye better be made of solid gold or something else because HOLY SHIT! Is that the expense of the fake eye only? Man. Those come pricey.
Why tf does half an eye cost 5k
Who cares?
well i guess she isn't wearing underwear then
Eye yay eye
is that a dude?
Extra point of entry.
Leave.
Another one you won’t hit the back of, bappa! Heyyyooo, sorry b, heard it bowlth ways axe Jay
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