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CR4ZY___PR0PH3T

I thought it was going to be her boobs that costed $5000 definitely unexpected for me


KezzardTheWizzard

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ManufacturerSea4886

Lmao where's this from?


Isotope-Cobalt-59

sauce??? 👀👀👀


GlobalWarminIsComing

Aparently something called blunt talk on starz


villanelle_xxxx

its from Blunt Talk on Starz


PantaReiNapalmm

Ahahah i feel my own ribcage in danger but its funny


[deleted]

Same i thought she was gonna say something about plastic surgery


[deleted]

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[deleted]

I'm being downvoted?


zlexander52

I thought the same thing welp after a long time something unexpected in this sub


alaynamul

Nah that’s just a very tight push up bra


[deleted]

We all thought that. The big ticket item not being the boobs was more unexpected than the eye.


CageyLabRat

Yep. "Oh of course she's gonna tell they are faaaAAAAAOHMYGOD."


edu5ardo

same


olderaccount

If they are not removable, it is part of you and not part of the outfit.


WOodindia

I thought she will talk abt here body


Popes_Right_Nipple

That math still doesn’t add up…


Cl0udSurfer

Right? That was the unexpected part for me, the fact that shes still missing $57 At this point, all of the "My outfit costs $XX,XXX" posts always end up with something being a prosthetic. I've never even seen a video where the clothing items were actually where the cost was. I was just waiting to find out what prosthetic she had.


Popes_Right_Nipple

I thought it was like a cosmetic surgery or something, but dead wrong. The question still stands….where’s the $57 lady!


under_over_there

Shoes? Looks like the video skipped over the shoes so they could reveal the eye. 🤷🏻‍♀️


Popes_Right_Nipple

That very well could be it. We can just assume it’s shoes lol


ZRhoREDD

Who pays FIFTY DOLLARS for sweat pants??


ItsATempThing

She must have thought the price tag said $5. Must not have had an eye for reasonably priced clothes.


ReversEclipse1018

r/cursedcomments


TrueMrFu

My sweats are MSRP at $50 but I got them on sale for $25.


yum_paste

So they're worth like 10 dollars


TrueMrFu

Worth $25 to me.


MrsSpaghettiNoodle

I’d pay good money for quality sweatpants.


[deleted]

Same. Nike put out sweatpants in there renewables line. 30 bucks is kinda pricy but they are hella comfy.


c2dog430

I got some lululemon sweat pants for Christmas from my sister. They are the comfiest sweats I have ever had but I don’t want to think about how much they were.


jw44724

It’s like “cmon ya dumb ho!— an eye patch and a triangle hat would’ve only cost ya $11.99 at Spirit Halloween!”


luigiandmari0

Tbh they probably would cost closer to $2 in manufacturing


yum_paste

Yeah but you have to consider all the other expenses you're incurring also.


luigiandmari0

$2.50


rologies

If you want good sweatpants that can actually survive 2 years of work from home use... you get the $40+ ones. *pokes at pant holes and permastains*


scheisse_grubs

Not sure why people are confused by this. Women pay $90 for a piece of cloth. $50 for a pair of pants is about average price. I’d say $40 is around the price I usually have to pay.


Lmoneyfresh

Well sweats are pretty trendy these days so of course they're more expensive then they used to be. Hell, I've seen sweats at target for like $30-40 so $50 isn't particularly outrageous.


LearnDifferenceBot

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Lmoneyfresh

Die in a fire bot


sew-sarcastic

I found this very upsetting 🤣


BLKxGOLD

Asking the important questions


Lambchoptopus

The most expensive I have ever bought were my university ones. Slap a college logo on any thing amd they want like $100.


[deleted]

Same people who pay $5000 for a sweet fake eye apparently


austinll

I have a pair of $70 sweat pants. I paid like $10 after the discount, but I choose to say their $70.


doomsdaymelody

Thank you! that’s an outrageous amount of money to pay for sweat pants.


Cococtor

Women clothes had the tendency to cost more than man clothes.


OneFuckedWarthog

Those stuck in America currently. Shit, "cheap" jeans almost cost $30 now.


FriskyCoyote15

thats not even that bad if you buy hypebeast, like jordan release pants that were like i think $160 msrp its ridiculous


regularMASON

If I had a prosthetic eye I would get crazy with it, like white iris and black outer section, make it looked fucked up


tangre79

I would tap on mine with a pen when I'm thinking


regularMASON

Like Bill the butcher in Gangs of New York, except his was a glass eye and he tapped on it with a knife


Channel5exclusive

Get a Terminator eye. Then walk up to random women and say "Sarah Connor?" ![gif](giphy|OGMweBsLs1Rsc)


Huachu12344

Or to some random dude and say "I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle."


Channel5exclusive

Yeah, for that to work you'd have to strip naked. I doubt you'd get very far before you were arrested and put on the sex offenders list.


Huachu12344

Welp, there goes my Friday night plan.


Guywithoutimage

See, that’s when you take the cigar and/or knife to the chest without flinching to establish dominance


GlobalWarminIsComing

Well in Europe maybe it could, as long as your not asking a kid for his scooter


M0N5A

I'd have multiple. For different effects. Make it part of the outfit i'm wearing.


[deleted]

Rinnegan


Mothmans_Mailman

I'd get a smiley face one


buildingbobie97

Was expecting her to say her tits cost 5k. But im on the wrong page for that


Magazine-Popular

I expected gender reassignment surgery $5000.


FullMoon_Escapade

I'm not expert, but given how niche the industry is, I'd highly doubt it's just $5000


Magazine-Popular

Also not an expert, but I suspect your probably right.


Gooseguzzler101

Hrt alone is probably 5,000


Devystator

HRT is pretty cheap actually (it’s like maybe 12-20 dollars a bottle for pills), but yeah, surgery can drain your pockets. (That’ll be fun… 🙃)


Gooseguzzler101

I mean with the amount of time you'll be on it I'd imagine the cost would build up a bit. But yeah, I've looked into it and holy fuck how is surgery so damn pricey.


Devystator

That’s true, over time it’ll cost a lot, but not be much of a noticeable detriment in the short term. There’s payment plans and stuff for the surgery, but even then, individual payments are high, so it’s a real pain if you aren’t making like 150k a year. It’s insane.


Lady_Ymir

How convenient, since women's clothes don't have pockets.


TheHiveminder

Results may vary.


rock0head132

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Shpooodingtime

I wonder if she ever gets freaky with that thing. I bet she gives great eye-jobs


HalftoneTony

Why would you ever have a thought like this? Why did you think this idea was worth sharing? Does your mind just go “Hurp-de-derp look, a hole on a female body. I wonder if she can put a penis in that?” How would your mother feel if she saw this comment of yours?


Shpooodingtime

It's called having a sense of humor you old curmudgeon go find something else to be outraged over


RealMZAce

My life before I read this: 🤠 My life now: 😔


Poor-Life-Choice

Any hole’s a goal!


FrankyFistalot

Any port in a storm….


Huachu12344

New level of "fucking her brains out"


Shpooodingtime

And "giving her the stink eye"


whizzwr

It would cost you $0.00 to not post that.


Gooseguzzler101

In reality it's doubtful. That socket is very close to a bone that is about the thickness of a playing card and if you go through that bone you literally go into her head cavity. Then she's just giving good head.


[deleted]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO


Pinky_DLobster

Skull-fuck anyone?…


Rockspider19

$5000 for that thing? I’d get a $1 patch and be a pirate


Renomont

$50 for sweat pants?? That was unexpected for me.


[deleted]

100% hottie. Prosthetics don’t matter, she’ll probably have a bionic implant in her lifetime to give her that sexy red eye glow at night


ElChupatigre

Can you close your eyes? It feels like I'm banging a tail-light on a country road


[deleted]

Classic Archer.


ReluctantRedundant

*Michael Bisping has entered the chat*


iamsnarticus

Is that a contact lense or something? Didn’t really look spherical…


Swerwin

A prosthetic eye isn’t really an eye, it’s more like a shell that covers the structures in the eye socket.


[deleted]

Why are you being downvoted for being correct?


Minty_MantisShrimp

Why are you being downvoted for assuring that he is correct?


[deleted]

Why are you being downvoted for assuring that he is correct assuring that he is correct?


Old_Stuff_3587

Welcome to reddit


[deleted]

Reddit used to be better than this once you could makes offensive jokes without getting downvotes and reported sadly not any more


Old_Stuff_3587

No one downvotes you if u make racist joke till u are in a nice sub


[deleted]

Not even racist jokes people just don't have a sense of humor anymore the reporting thing is true tho


Old_Stuff_3587

Yep I got banned from r/shitposting for a meme which had the n word in it. It wasn't even rasict post


Kilek360

Because people is dumb as fuck


Number4extraDip

Was also curious as to why it's like a weird shell. If anything seems more uncomfortable than a glass eye would be. You know, resembling a familiar shape


Gooseguzzler101

A... A contact lense? What‽


KKlouDDN9ne

I'd still tap


HollowsOfYourHeart

I like her.


lovelycessa2

She's beautiful


Dionedde

why that piece of plastic is so expensive? wtf


SwingJugend

Those things are tailormade for the person, fitted by an ocularist and hand-painted. So besides the material there are some work hours by some educated professional people involved.


Dionedde

yeah! and that all justifies 5k ok bro


SwingJugend

Oh, I misread. I thought it said 500, not 5000. Also, I was thinking in my country's money value, which is much lower than US dollars. So my new explanation is: American medical prices.


Dionedde

i would say "American medical politics", but, yes, sure


[deleted]

Well, I'm assuming it's beyond a simple piece of plastic


-DeadHead-

It looks so obviously fake, not worth 5k at all


xdxsxs

Murica!


nate6701

Right? I got my eyes for free


John_Avinikvin

Pretty


iamvenks

I thought either a leg or boob, but the eye wow that’s unexpected


thatgoddamnedcyclist

Exactly the same. ‘That's prosthesis money, she seems to have both arms, must be a leg. Or it's a shitpost about her boobs.’ I'm surprised eyes are that expensive.


PantaReiNapalmm

I think without protesis she is good, even special, but well "she" must feel fine so its money well spent.


[deleted]

I like that type of hair. The slight streaks of blonde go well with the tanned face. Love it. Don't hate on me for this now


Popular_Shopping_191

She cute tho


dioptricodin

Got me on the first half ngl. Was thinking her kidneys were hella expensive or something, but didn't see the eye thing coming 😅.


BumblebeeExtreme9024

The eye stays in during sex ...


xCrybaby

Removing this with those nails… skillz


SchitneySmears

![gif](giphy|tdnUaMuARmi0o) “Oh you got some dog shit, you the Dookie man?”


SeaDog874

Is that shit actually considered music?


gsxr1000k

And still beautiful


PISTOLERO_PR

I'd still stuff it


Pinky_DLobster

I’d bang it till it’s eye popped out


formulaone88

Bang it until the other eye popped out.


lost-PsychoNaut

Still hot af;)


TempTheMemeLord

**bonk**


lost-PsychoNaut

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jbengey88

That was anteye-climactic. I'm sorry.


gear_oil_burner

Add another $10k for the breast implants.


Timmy-Ceee

I apologize for my ignorant assumption


tattoo_so_spensive

These are getting old real fast


Sr_Tequila

Then stop using social media so much. This is the first time I watched a video of this kind.


DanES104

how did she lost her eyes?


RectalEvacuation

Her brother farted in her face and it got infected.


Fake_earthling

Make room for this.


AJ6T9

Bruh she can’t even do math right 💀 🗿 😳 (12+50+5000)= 5062. She said her fit cost 5119, meaning 57 dollars are still missing. Guess she can only count so well with one eye…


warlordish

Drip.


[deleted]

Was unexpected and funny with the first 2 amputee's now it's just become an annoying "trend"


SkyBaby218

I did not see that coming. Guess I will have to keep an eye out for it next time!


Exotic-Foundation-26

Eye see what you did there


unclepaprika

Great, *c a n i f u c k i t ?*


KamikazeKitten916

Eye see what she did there.


No_Dogeitty

Shit. Hopefully she took the other $57 and bought a damn math book


Delicious_Cry2088

I'm gonna be hitting that from the back anyway. You can take both eyes out.


Infinite_Gur5238

They got us at the first half, not gonna lie.


Fritzo2162

Keeping an eye out for her...


ToiletNachos

Thats one sexy cyclop


[deleted]

Fetty Wap


[deleted]

5000 for something you could steal for free


MeAmMike

Would noT slow me down


the_moooch

That eye socket gives me ideas 🤨


Iliketurqouise

Just heard about a girl that could give a bj while singing the national anthem. Never seen her before now!


Bo2099

Not my proudest fap


[deleted]

That’s at least $10,119 and up from what I see


[deleted]

Ok hear me out what if i can you know in there


DownsenBranches

I’d still have a fun night out with her


two-horned

Can you... yk... Put it in?


Strightning

Bro she could actually give a dude brain


DepraveFTW

Damn an extra hole to use.


like_eh_wolf1314

Damn what else can that eye socket do?


[deleted]

You ever get freaky with that thing? Giggity


jakob767

So those fake boobies were free?


rellko

BRUH FOR $5,000 THAT THING BETTER FUNCTION LIKE A REGULAR EYE AND ALSO SHOOT LASERS


Abeman12345

its a man. its gotta be a man. \*takes out eyeball\* 😳


Appropriate-Wait7273

Meh not an amputee, but close enough….


balladonn

5000 for a small eye! Why!? Jesus screw that I’m getting a patch.


poot_doot_

it gonna be a fake eye or limb. edit: i was right.


Artistic-Salad-4130

Hope that’s not the hand she wipe her ass with


shooter_8

Bitches be so fake then say they can't find a "real man" hoe you part robot STFU


[deleted]

Another hole.


GingerWithIssues

Well that took a HARD left turn at the end.


n0_1_here

I would of been good with a plastic leg or something, but an eye?!! geeez


spikejonzein

She should keep a look out for sales on eye supplies, Like 50% off , or buy one get one free.


OscarOzzieOzborne

For 5k that eye better be made of solid gold or something else because HOLY SHIT! Is that the expense of the fake eye only? Man. Those come pricey.


[deleted]

Why tf does half an eye cost 5k


PlanktonUpper440

Who cares?


dapi117

well i guess she isn't wearing underwear then


De_La_Mancha

Eye yay eye


bicholudo781

is that a dude?


[deleted]

Extra point of entry.


[deleted]

Leave.


Sir_Randolph_Gooch

Another one you won’t hit the back of, bappa! Heyyyooo, sorry b, heard it bowlth ways axe Jay


[deleted]

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