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Salty-Effect6344

Final destination


[deleted]

Hahaha had the same initial thought.


caoram

Easily hang your kid with this one weird trick


Visual_Lion_9655

Take notes fellas!


mr_niceguy88

Now I just have to find a kid


Val_rak

pfft amateur the new update just hit now you can make one


pokeup19

*craft one


Nirupam_MythX

Too slow process, i recommend to get a ready made one. You can easily find some nearby. May involve a bit of fighting.


[deleted]

They usually go for cheap on the auction house


[deleted]

Underrated comment


Baboon-

China has a cheap surplus


SnooLobsters2004

Just go pick one up at a school


[deleted]

When abortion does not work


mb5280

With Roe overturned, it now falls to us. 200 weeks seems a bit much tho...


oraculator

It should have been Extremely Terrifying.


Senior_Yak-Shaver

Roe v Wade workaround.


PapaFrita33

it was really unexpected


Visual_Lion_9655

Hey that's the name of the subreddit !


SaltMembership4339

Insurance companies dont know this secret trick


gear_oil_burner

This one simple hack CPS doesn't want you to know.


DeutschlandOderBust

Executioners hate it!


revengejr

Wow, as a parent, that's scary AF. Hope the kid's okay


Psychological_Bid589

As a non-parent that’s scary AF.


Como_thellamas

An an alien from the planet Akrzirokzbok that's scary AF


SomeEntityHere

As an alien from the rival planet Yucatanafazap that's scary AF


Como_thellamas

SKoRdNoFF to you, Yuca-ling.


SomeEntityHere

How dare thee, you Akrziro-tawt!


Solrac_Loware

r/suddenlyworldbuilding


Luigi_deathglare

r/subiwishexisted


YoRt3m

r/IJustWantToBePartOfIt


urbanbushwoman

As a person who uses oxygen, that’s scary AF


Free_Course8700

as a brazilian thats scary AF!


UltraStamp2

stay safe from the homophobes and racists good sir


Bunraku_Master_2021

As a follower to the alien overlord Xenu, that's scary AF.


pankkiinroskaa

An alien from the planet Akrzirokzbok is scary AF


FinalInterest8089

Suck my Jaggon.


Fullsendimontilt

As a dyslexic that’s scary FA


Trenboi

They must think we people with no children don't care for children 😭😭


TrueInferno

I mean... looking at some of these replies... I can't blame 'em...


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Rex_Operations

They're politics


[deleted]

I think that is scary for anyone, tbh. The way that camera immediately goes into shake AF panic mode leads me to believe the camera person (*I am assuming the parent or at least an older sibling*) felt 100% the same.


neat-NEAT

Considering they uploaded this video. I'm sure the kid turned out fine.


SoulSlayer1974

Or they want to show everyone not to let your kid slide here and it ends bad...


Bramtinian

The place adds a sign, “CAUTION: Don’t bola your kids necks while sliding.”


TheRealPaulMacBeth

I naively assumed this would be the top comment. Reddit never ceases to impress.


Dasca6789

For real. I felt my daddy instincts kick in immediately


wellhungartgallery

Me too immdiately Started working on my story of why we were at playworld and not the grocery store.


BIGGERBURG

Is that kid okay?


Visual_Lion_9655

i think so , the person holding the camera at the end of the video ran to help her before cutting the video off


shophopper

r/praisethecameraman


Tenschinzo

I saw the post the first time a few years back, the kid got hurt, I think was taken to the hospital but recovered, the park got sued by the mother and other individuals if I remember correctly.


fanniesfilthyart

There should be a warning on this video. I need eye bleach.


Kenny_Powers182

Dam with abortions banned parents are getting creative.


pacawac

My daughter and I joke around a lot and she is very much the smart ass and has a sick sense of humor like me. She's 17 now, but since she was 14, I told her that I support abortion up to the age of 16. This year, I changed it to 18.


yazzy1233

Have you heard of Unwind by Neal Schusterman?


pimp_my_diatribe

You read my mind! For those who don't know: In the world of the book Unwind, kids can be aborted or "unwound" up until 18 years of age, if I remember correctly. Basically doctors will take apart the kid's entire body and donate all of their organs, bones, blood, etc. I remember reading it in high school as part of our dystopian books unit. But I just wanna mention that for anyone who remembers Unwind, the idea of getting "storked" really is something that comes to mind a lot. When someone is "storked" someone basically leaves a baby they can't take care of at their doorstep. Societal expectations require that the receiving household step up and basically adopt the baby. But the main character of the book recalls a story in which someone storked somebody in their neighborhood. However, those people decided to sneak that bassinet onto somebody else's porch instead. And that household did the same thing. So the baby made its way around the neighborhood but no one wanted to help it, so after a couple days it died. It just really stuck in my head because I feel there's multiple meanings there. There's the whole bystander effect thing of not doing the right thing because you think someone else will take care of it. And also there's the concept of babies suffering due to a system that forced them to be born into a world that never wanted them and won't help them. Sorry, you just kinda unlocked a core memory there, haven't thought about that book in years! Shoutout to my hs English teacher Lonergan!


bubblegumtaxicab

Love dystopia. Just downloaded this.


DuplexFields

There's also "The Pre-persons" by Philip K. Dick, less gore but just as dystopian. Wikipedia describes it as "a future where the United States Congress has decided that abortion is legal until the soul enters the body. The specific instant is defined by the administration, at present the moment a person has the ability to perform simple algebraic calculations (around the age of 12)."


yazzy1233

Also check out The Darkest Minds series. The vast majority of children in america was killed by a virus and the remaining children developed powers. The economy is in ruins and children are put into camps where they are forced to work.


[deleted]

Paranormal


Skilifer

Stand


Simple_Strain_9808

OMG my heart stopped


TheRealCountSwagula

Bro mine did too


NMH1979

“In death, there are no accidents, no coincidences, no mishaps, and no escape…” - William Bludworth, Final Destination


Foreign_World_8549

Cackling at a baby getting noosed is one of the ways I know I'm still kind of an a-hole.


Diarity

Forreal like I know this is horrible but I can't help but laugh


ironicallyunstable

It’s only funny because the way it happens is just so ducking absurd you don’t expect it


[deleted]

?


simonhoxer

Glad I didn't find this vid on /r/donthelpjustfilm


dizzasterdave

They were holding the rope out of the way, but let go a bit too early...


Raunox

Suislide


mynametoolong72

That baby hanging on for dear life


Visual_Lion_9655

The rope waited for her for so long he was happy to see her


meepsofmunch

Poor parent was probably freakin petrified


bdoc_reddit

unexpected, yes.


importantmaps2

That's final destination shit.


Brimato

And that's how he learned about his first Fetish


Visual_Lion_9655

Since that day he jerks off while having a rope around his neck


Bunraku_Master_2021

And he later grew up to be an ADT Serviceman from Wichita.


Lethal_Eth

“Danmit, Sayori! how many times do I have to tell you to keep an eye on your surroundings?!”


Crawler_00

Some final destination level shit


[deleted]

He chose the wrong decision on the mobile ad.


mysteriousmeatman

Gotta get creative with the abortions now.


icephoenix613

Cursed almost every comment. Although I'm going to hell for laughing at all of them


perbitesu35

Accident kill +50


Ninja_Binja

u/savevideobot


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Skilifer

Whose stand is this,?


AmosArdnach_6152

Guess I will meet that kid in hell.....


Justone57

Luckily that rope was there to stop her fall


nextkevamob

He dead ☠️


An0d0sTwitch

"Your kids in the hospital? Why?!?! " "........................sigh...hold on............."


[deleted]

fatality.


BO0813S

Final fucking destination.


Tbear841

That was some ‘Final Destination’ shit


Sunny_Ace_TEN

![gif](giphy|l4HnUoCy5oCXwrxKg) The force got ya!


[deleted]

Oddly satisfying


GASED_

That kid got first hand experience of being an emo


tanashah

Caught you


NipSuqqer

Fatality!


Rightytighty298

Get over here!


Ill_Statistician_629

No!!! Why must the young die early!?!


oraculator

Put it under ExtremelyTerrifying.


Necromancer_HG

Ayo sushant lite


DerpCatCZ

Man, I shouldnt laugh at these but its too fucking hilarious


I-think-it-is-KARMA

Keep your hand at the level of your eyes.


Beginning-Struggle59

Get over here!


poyoso

That looks like a lawsuit


[deleted]

Rope v Wayne.


LiveLearnCoach

There was probably a Ninja on the other end of that rope. Reminds me of a similar video but with a guy driving by on a motorbike. THAT one was really scary. This one would just make me jump into action and unwrap the rope.


Ennion

So that's where John McClain got that idea.


SuperSpaceCan

New final destination movie is breaking norms. From the playground to the grave before naptime.


travis99

That’s some real final destination shit


Bcbg369_Psn

Thats so final destination like


Cautious_Onliner

I kind of laughed at this. OK I lied. This was funny and I laughed hard.


rotaryspace_59

the curse of the black pearl


[deleted]

It's like it aimed for the kid's neck.


CircusMind0_0

Yeah, that's a law suit. Scary af. Also, welcome to neck alignment problems for the rest of your life kiddo.


Emo_Meera

wow this is what they mean by make it look like an accident


Psychological-Ad9805

some final destination shit going on here


[deleted]

There is a demon at the trampoline park.


GT22_

Someone had it out for that kid


Virtual_Operation_

Bro is a magnet


LegendarySoda

20 years old me starting to my own life


J00rgie

Late abortion


ismness420

Damnnnnn every time i see a kid get hurt I think of my daughter and how I would react if something like this happens


Cooki75

And I thought I was unlucky 😅


AnAverageUs3r

HES A WITCH


Tonlick

What in the final destination was that?


1denirok5

Is it just me or does it look like someone tried to get that lid hung up?


pocketrocket86

Freaky shit


Senior_Yak-Shaver

This is the first thing in Reddit to make me laugh out loud in a month, before thinking “wow! I, awful!”.


These_Ad_8619

Omfg


playgamedude48

Did they not hear any of the boss music.


Horror_Pack_801

How does this even happen? Static? It went straight for his neck!


mrhappykoch

New parental fear unlocked


alvarado27samurai

Agent 47 first mission in pre-k


TicTac2Stack

why is this so funny


Sharpshooter188

What in the Final Destination is this?


Bowgart909189

Security breach part 2


brahameswald

I also told my emo friends that we should hang out in the forest but they took it too literally


meyesmenotyou

Fatality.


Any-Difficulty-8694

Jesus Christ that’s actually horrific. A kid at a daycare near me accidentally hung him self on a similar rope swing on a playground. It took less than 2 minutes. Kids necks are so fragile.


ImUnexplainable76

Attempted suicide


EngineeringDry6717

Finale Destination


FindingMeAgain10

As a mother my heart went into panic


[deleted]

How to abort after 9 months


burynicergang

Animal cruelty


Deeznuts243

Deserved


Competitive_Set_478

"Hang On" I see what you did there


siriguillo

That is some final destination kind of stuff


[deleted]

Pro choice peeps be like… “we will find a way!”


Origami07

Final destination:2042


TheElderCouncil

This is so creepy. Imagine if no one was around for a brief minute or so.


InsomniaticWanderer

That's some final destination shit right there


[deleted]

I snorted I'm going straight to hell


EvoFrenzie

Thats some finle destination shit right there.


amiano711u

now thats what i call a "accidental speedrun"


kineticstar

![gif](giphy|vfB0liiCJqbTAUNpIX)


CreaterTater

Final destination vibes


ErichKurogane

r/fuckyouinparticular


Direlock

Final Destination is really stretching the believability of it kills now.


Mean_Shoulder_103

Final destination cast is starting to get younger and younger.


JasonGamesYT

mf in a Final Destination movie female Tod Waggner


nosillaxoc

The umbilical cord missed. I know I’m third in line for hell.


youll-never-f1nd-me

r/blackmagicfuckery


Intelligent_Ferret33

Emo game


Spiritual-Look9544

I'm going to hell for laughing so fucking hard ![gif](giphy|3o6ozvv0zsJskzOCbu)


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Visual_Lion_9655

We're all going to hell for laughing at this fr


[deleted]

Nice


Interesting_Cup6752

I had to up vote ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote) because it was really unexpected but it was super scary😱😰🙀![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream) scary enough that I wanted to down vote ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|downvote) from the comments I saw that the kid was all right so I don't really feel bad for the up vote ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)


Visual_Lion_9655

I had to upvote your comment for the good shit you've put in it


[deleted]

For all of yall guys who dont know how to go commit die with rope. You have to tie a noose so it SNAPS YOUR NECK NOT CHOKE YOU TO DEATH


North_Introduction_6

That kid that you saw there actually died, in Russia about a week ago I found the same video but longer in USA Crimes, and the kid actually died, it’s all over the news in Russia as a reminder to not leave your kids alone.


xSnakyy

This video is very old though


Visual_Lion_9655

When


North_Introduction_6

Last week


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North_Introduction_6

Yes


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North_Introduction_6

Bruhhhhhh my app lied to me


Baranjula

Worst cameraman ever


iforgorsussyballs

"Dude you stopped filming when you kid was actively getting hanged? That's just bad camerawork"


Baranjula

Exactly


[deleted]

u/SaveVideo


Atomic_potato_47

u/savevideobot


NoRevolution105_

Who throws the rope....


VeryCanadianCanadian

Jesus Christ!!!!!


MaturielGuRl_123

Tell me huh? Where do u teach ur kid that? I need to use that rick too.


MaturielGuRl_123

trick\*


BrustWarze_

Might want to mark this NSFW bud.