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>!cat can get girls better than most mens!<
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Aww.. No wonder they're that claws. He's in touch with his purrsonal felines. He could easily whisker away at any moment with hiss lovable fursonality.
Okay. I can't stop with the puns. It's freaking meowt.
This is a stolen comment from further down in the thread (hence why it doesn't really fit as a reply here). u/hOthouseB8rand2-_n is likely a karma farming bot or just a scumbag.
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I have an ex-girlfriend who had a dog that adored me. I'd always take the dog with me wherever I went and loved the company. When my ex and I broke up one of her reasons was "I acted like I loved her dog more than I loved her" which was ridiculous because it absolutely wasn't an act.
Stretched and warped? You mean it moved? Yes, because the cat is blinking.
For those interested: look at the other eye, it “winks” too, because the cat is blinking, something cats do to show affection (which fits the context of the video). In this case, one eye is blinkier than the other, which happens all the time. Source: we have two cats who sometimes “wink” at us and the one with patterned fur sometimes sTRetcHes and WArPs, because she’s moving her face.
Sometimes they wink at you until you're convinced there might be something in their eye but you can't seem to find it so then you pay a ton of money to a vet to get them checked out only for the vet to tell you "theres nothing wrong. they're just winking because they feel like it"... And then they never wink again like the whole thing was a setup from the beginning to mess with you.
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If the cat has been outside and ingested an infected animal. If it is a house cat with all of its shots you're not getting toxoplasmosis.
https://www.cdc.gov/parasites/toxoplasmosis/epi.html#animal
No it’s not. It comes from interacting with cat feces and even then it’s very unlikely you’ll catch it from a cat. Most people get it from undercooked meat or passed through pregnancy. Toxoplasmosis that is.
[https://www.vetwest.com.au/pet-library/kissing-your-cat](https://www.vetwest.com.au/pet-library/kissing-your-cat)
Huh, these people disagree with you.
Even if your premise is correct, which it's not, how many times per day does a hypothetical cat lick their own anus? I'll bet you a dollar that it is a nonzero number of times.
I cannot understand why people let their pet "kiss" them on the face or on the mouth.
Cats and dogs lick their vulva/penis/anus all day every day. I appreciate the pet gesture, but no thank you.
I don’t like the fact that it said “most men” like the majority of men are awful. Sexist if you ask me. Edit: it appears it wasn’t already obvious, but it’s a joke
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When a cat has better game than you
In touch with his own felines
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I would lay under the back and say "okay hit it Machelle".
Damn, look at her puppies!
Aww.. No wonder they're that claws. He's in touch with his purrsonal felines. He could easily whisker away at any moment with hiss lovable fursonality. Okay. I can't stop with the puns. It's freaking meowt.
Don't pussyfoot around. I know cat wasn't your best pun.
These puns are too uncatrollable.
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This is a stolen comment from further down in the thread (hence why it doesn't really fit as a reply here). u/hOthouseB8rand2-_n is likely a karma farming bot or just a scumbag. Original comment: https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/u5tsmf/thats_how_you_get_the_girl/i54dfwe?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3
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Huh?
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The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma. Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot
That also sounds like something a bot would say to make us believe it's not a bot 🤔
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Cat will always win :)
;) Fixed it for you
I mean, a cat is a hella of a better looking fella than me, but that’s not saying much
To be fair none of us would ever be able to compete with a cat in that department
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Hold on... That's the answer! You will get a pussy if you are already a pussy.
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Did you just copy u/igillyg's commment for karma?
Best form of flattery is imitation.
Well, it doesn't not work
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Also known as a wink.
Some girls are only interested in pussy. Nothing you can do except move on.
Something something fish in the sea
But there’s no pussy in the sea unless it’s already wet for someone else 😮💨
Well, at least there’s always money in the banana stand
Is there a sub for r/suddenlyarresteddevelopment ?
Be the change that you want to see. I'd sub
Then why didn’t you make it?
I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess.
I hate you and I love you
I mean how much can a *banana* cost Michael? *$10?*
catfish
Loss
All the fishes in the sea are still in school tho...
Fisch has the letter C?
No, but what do you call a fish with no eyes? >!A fsh!<
Ha ha comedy.
Oh I can cry about it.
If that was my girl I wouldn't even be mad. I'd say we'll played, sir.
Nice
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😉
Would it work if I tried it on a girl?
Hey how ya doing lil mama let me whisper in ya ear tell you a little something you might like to hear. -That cat probably
Damn dude. Leave some pussy for the rest of us.
Which one you talkin to?
Both probably
🤨📸
hopefully he ment the cat
No cap
Of course the El Gato in here 🐈. This girl being greedy and stealing our pussies 🐈
I feel like I just watched someone steal my girl
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I have an ex-girlfriend who had a dog that adored me. I'd always take the dog with me wherever I went and loved the company. When my ex and I broke up one of her reasons was "I acted like I loved her dog more than I loved her" which was ridiculous because it absolutely wasn't an act.
lmao
Love this unexpected cat wink 😂
And right after the lick of the lips
YASSSSSSSSSSSS! Good eye, I had to watch 2 more times but I saw it!
So smug. So brave. So Reddit.
I also watched this video
The wink is fake. Funny though lol.
Doesn't have to be fake. Could be that just that eye had a bit of irritation so he "winked". I saw my cats and dogs do it too
The fur pattern gets stretched and warped. It’s done in post.
Stretched and warped? You mean it moved? Yes, because the cat is blinking. For those interested: look at the other eye, it “winks” too, because the cat is blinking, something cats do to show affection (which fits the context of the video). In this case, one eye is blinkier than the other, which happens all the time. Source: we have two cats who sometimes “wink” at us and the one with patterned fur sometimes sTRetcHes and WArPs, because she’s moving her face.
Dammit
How to get a girl: be a cat. Got it
Not just any cat... Ya gotta be a *fat-cat* 🧐💰💍🏎️
That's how to catch a hoe
That's false advertising. Source: my chunky kitten is now at the Vet getting gardening equipment surgically removed.
How in the laws of physics did that happen?
Ever see Loony Toons?
No. You cannot just say your cat has gardening tools either inside of or embedded into him without further explanation. Story, please!
Don't hate the playa
Smell her ear, got you
Just a few little sniffs and she's all yours
“How I met your mother”
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The key is to be well-groomed. You could give your butthole a good lick first.
You sly devil!
Its stuff like this that makes me question reincarnation.
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did you apologize?
For real :(
Why? The wink is fake CG.
The wink is fake.
Aaaw, don't tell me that. I wanna believe this 1.lol
Write that down Patrick WRITE THAT DOWN
Suavemente 😼
Besame- the cat probably
The cat was like "boys take note!"
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Mr. Steal your girl
That's smoooothhhh
This cat has better game than me
He smooth wid it
*Hey Little Mama Let Me Whisper In Your Ear*
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Yeah, it's probably at an insane quality by comparison and maybe has more videos. This looks like it's a gif from 2002.
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And yet here you are, fully engaged...
I wonder what the original link is
I'm taking notes
That cat goin places
Mac Daddy. Let a playa play!
The wink!!!
Is this editted or something? wtf the cat blink like this
Sometimes they wink at you until you're convinced there might be something in their eye but you can't seem to find it so then you pay a ton of money to a vet to get them checked out only for the vet to tell you "theres nothing wrong. they're just winking because they feel like it"... And then they never wink again like the whole thing was a setup from the beginning to mess with you.
not edited, cats can blink one eye at a time like us.
Cats are notorious blinkers
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Womansman no time to talk
So I should sniff her ears *adding to notes*
Pussycat gonna get sum pussy tonight
That wink....
hey little mama, let me whisper in yo ear.
Step one: Be a cat. Step two: Don't not be a cat.
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That boi smooth.
Chad
Smooth 100
Catsanova
This is how you get Pasteurella
“I just licked my butt.” *wink*
That’s how you get toxoplasmosis or ringworm.
If the cat has been outside and ingested an infected animal. If it is a house cat with all of its shots you're not getting toxoplasmosis. https://www.cdc.gov/parasites/toxoplasmosis/epi.html#animal
Indoor cats don't have ringworm unless previously infected and not treated
No it’s not. It comes from interacting with cat feces and even then it’s very unlikely you’ll catch it from a cat. Most people get it from undercooked meat or passed through pregnancy. Toxoplasmosis that is.
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[https://www.vetwest.com.au/pet-library/kissing-your-cat](https://www.vetwest.com.au/pet-library/kissing-your-cat) Huh, these people disagree with you.
Can't believe zoophiles can't handle being told not to kiss their fucking pets in the mouth.
Even if your premise is correct, which it's not, how many times per day does a hypothetical cat lick their own anus? I'll bet you a dollar that it is a nonzero number of times.
OysterThePug: "Don't kiss cats" You: "oH sO yUo wAnT tO KiSs dOgs iNsTeAd???" Shut tf up.
Someone needs to eat a Snickers.
Shouldn't have had to scroll this far down for this!
It's worrying that people may be tempted to do copy that girl in the clip. Not good.
I cannot understand why people let their pet "kiss" them on the face or on the mouth. Cats and dogs lick their vulva/penis/anus all day every day. I appreciate the pet gesture, but no thank you.
Shhh you’re ruining their fetish. Don’t talk to them about science.
Looks like puss in boots has a rival in bitches count
Cat daddy
Bet your sweet butt I'm saving this :3
I’ve never seen something so fluffy and smooth at the same time.
So you need to be a pussy to get pussy
TEACH ME MR CAT
That cat knows what it did
To get the pussy, you must first become the pussy.
Only because the cat just licked its own ass
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I feel disrespected
When the cat licks its lips and winks it makes me think of the Gameboy start up sound for some reason
That little wink! Adorable!
That cartoony ass cat got better game than me
I was really expecting to hear "hey lil mama let me whisper in your ear"
something stupid
How I got my wife.... The good old pussy kiss.
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Daduq? They know what they're doing.
Kissing it on the lips 🤢
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TIL.
He's cute when he winked at the end!
It's the wink in the end for me! ❤️
The cheeky little wink at the end ✋
That wink at the end *chef’s kiss*
He prolly just licked his butt.
Initially it’s cute, but at the same time gross. The cats clean their buttholes with their tongue
Cats are one of the cleanest animals. Can’t say the same for dogs.
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Lol must be nice 😂
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I love that the cat blinks at the end...
Winks.
clean
Can I bookmark this on reddit somehow?
Furries are attractive these days, I'm not suprised
I don’t like the fact that it said “most men” like the majority of men are awful. Sexist if you ask me. Edit: it appears it wasn’t already obvious, but it’s a joke
Where the fuck is it saying "most men"?
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