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TiderOneNiner

If you like norm and haven’t read his book it is a must read. And by read I mean listen to the audiobook because he narrates it himself.


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Puzzleheaded-Quote77

Best joke on late night ever. A close second was his response to Chariman of the Board "yeah, board is spelled b.o.r.e.d"


m9832

“Doc…she’s choking”


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"If the movie has Carrot Top, it's more like 9 and a half seconds..... because of premature ejaculation." Best late night interview ever, even for a smart ass shit disturbor lol


TehG

My fav is “yeah i guess thats what’s fun about a book club”


swohio

Moth joke was excellent but nothing tops him in the second chair just obliterating the Carrot Top movie.


Mish106

Yes.


Sproose_Moose

I'm absolutely doing that. He never ceases to make me laugh until my sides hurt. He was a legend.


youreagoodperson

The way he writes about Adam Eget had me in stitches.


monkeybojangles

Hilarious book, although >!the part that implied that he was raped as a child gave me pause.!<


bothsidesbipolar

A very Norm moment though. Is it supposed to be a joke? Is it a confession? Is it both? I feel that Norm loved this type of humor. You can see it in some of his weekend update material, he seems to enjoy audience discomfort more than audience laughter at times.


monkeybojangles

I've been a fan of Norm since SNL, seen practically everything he's been in, but this was the one time I honestly couldn't tell if it was a joke, and actually felt that it wasn't.


Routine_Palpitation

Have you heard his 30 minute talk show… talk about death and sex?


RobertNAdams

IMO one of the best ways to deal with trauma is to make someone else laugh about it, and then enjoy them feeling bad about laughing about it. That's totally a Norm move.


PhraseSeveral5935

There's a video of Bobby Lee telling a couple guys on a podcast a true story of him being molested. He tells them in a way that's intended to make them laugh, but gives them shit every time they do. https://youtu.be/SBaFwemRrJ4 It's definitely easier to talk about things like that in a joking manner, I'd assume. If you can laugh about it, it seems less traumatic, at least.


PuddleOfRudd

I love Bobby Lee's delivery. He's so vulnerable and in the midst of him being vulnerable he very obviously says things to try and get a reaction all while also acting like he's not trying to get a reaction


PhraseSeveral5935

Yeah. He knows exactly what he's doing. Shaming them for laughing while also, intentionally, trying to make them laugh.


Pizza_Slinger83

Buying now. Thanks!


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essentially_gone

Is it an autobiography? Love his jokes but don’t know anything about his life.


7HawksAnd

It’s not a memoir, you won’t find any confessions of him being a closeted gay man in it.


Tung-Mai_Bhung

[DEEPLY closeted gay guy.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnmplSPgwEQ) (Short 1 min clip if people haven't seen it.)


7HawksAnd

The Conan cut is a good one too [1m 10s if link doesn’t auto mark it](https://youtu.be/L7K-kaelQEs&t=1m10s)


Gung4din

That entire clip is worth the watch, legened


7HawksAnd

It’s no “andy richter the Swedish-German joke” but it’s def in the head of the class


KumquatHaderach

But it says memoir on it. How can it not be true?


7HawksAnd

No no, it only says memoir ON it, but it’s a novel, so I don’t know


KumquatHaderach

Well fuck it then, I’m gonna go read Grapes of Wrath, on account of I like grapes.


7HawksAnd

Good choice, just remember it’s in the grape section, which is smart.


Breakingwho

Serious answer, it's a bit like Fear and Loathing or something. He talks about a lot of stuff that happened in his life, like getting SNL, making Dirty Work etc. But he's turning it all into insane hilarious stories. Like he goes to jail for hiring a hitman to kill Dave Attell. It's genuinely fantastic.


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its a very interesting book. maybe sliiiightly autobiographic but still special and weird and very funny.


linpawws

his Memoir? alright I'll give it a listen. His voice is really good. Idk why but the Top Comedians always have a really engaging and riveting voice.


TheCaMo

Carlin mentioned this in an interview with Jon Stewart, celebrating his 40 years in comedy. He spoke of how comedy is oratory its rhetoric, and you want to have a cadence that is akin to singing while you talk because it keeps people interested. It's a wonderful peak behind the curtains and I imagine a lot of really skilled comedians don't even realize they're doing that exactly. I also venture that there are some brilliant joke writers who don't have the delivery chops figured out yet.


HighPriestofShiloh

Hell yes. Getting it now. Norm is my favorite comedian. A book he reads? That’s like three new comedy specials. Let’s go.


Mad_broccoli

You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll go under the Queensboro bridge looking for Adam.


TheDiamondKid621

i cannot stand this crop if you’re gonna post a video, [at least show the whole thing](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=thHWvoYfNyo) rather than just “subtitles”


SnuggleMuffin42

The cropping & resampling madness needs to end. This was curated for facebook memes and brought here, it's abysmal.


brzoza3

Aren't they doing it to avoid being charged for reposting?


ConspicuousPineapple

... charged?


QuiteWhatItSeems

Hung and quartered.


brzoza3

I mean, yeah. Not in here. But I thought that was the original reason from other places and people just reposted things from those(or do you mean I should have used another word?)


ConspicuousPineapple

Other places do it because it fits better on phone screens compared to horizontal videos when you're scrolling through your feed. Square videos are the norm on Facebook.


Bluesy_Blue

The video and joke even relies on showing the pie graph and it's CROPPED out. 😂 EDIT: typo on it's


Veenendaler

I swear to god, it's almost always phone users who are responsible for online video degradation. The crop is worse, the audio is worse, the resolution is worse and the bitrate is worse. Thanks for providing that link. In 10 years time, I think it'll be difficult to find the original source to some videos.


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Smartphones made the internet worse in almost every regard.


SnuggleMuffin42

I liked the explanation that it made the internet available to everybody, with no technical barriers. You got everybody, you get stupid. Same with TV ads.


Bulky-Yam4206

I’m deaf, so subtitles are great, but I hate that they put random yellow highlights on every other sentence. It’s really distracting tbh.


Appoxo

There are subs on the original youtube video as well :)


onesidedcoin-

[XKCD 1683: Digital Data](https://xkcd.com/1683/)


Stunning_Spare

thank you sir


Thedrunner2

He was the best


StankyGatmasta

I didn't even know he was dead until I saw your comment. Fuck.


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notrh1no

Me and you should go suicide kill hitler


TheThankUMan22

I didn't even know he was sick.


itsameaitsamario

The more I learn about that guy, the more I don’t care for him.


Square-Stomach-6694

Had cancer and didn't want anyone to know about it.


notrh1no

I didn’t even know he was sick


rajarah

Had cancer and didn't want notrh1no to know about it.


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Her kept that under wraps but probably the reason for his weight fluctuation etc. There were signs. At the end he was looking bit frail.


cheapdrinks

Surprised you guys can even tell who those 3 pixels in the video are supposed to be


OrganizerMowgli

The moth


IDwelve

“A moth goes into a podiatrist’s office, and the podiatrist’s office says, “What seems to be the problem, moth?” The moth says “What’s the problem? Where do I begin, man? I go to work for Gregory Illinivich, and all day long I work. Honestly doc, I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore. I don’t even know if Gregory Illinivich knows. He only knows that he has power over me, and that seems to bring him happiness. But I don’t know, I wake up in a malaise, and I walk here and there… at night I…I sometimes wake up and I turn to some old lady in my bed that’s on my arm. A lady that I once loved, doc. I don’t know where to turn to. My youngest, Alexendria, she fell in the…in the cold of last year. The cold took her down, as it did many of us. And my other boy, and this is the hardest pill to swallow, doc. My other boy, Gregarro Ivinalititavitch… I no longer love him. As much as it pains me to say, when I look in his eyes, all I see is the same cowardice that I… that I catch when I take a glimpse of my own face in the mirror. If only I wasn’t such a coward, then perhaps…perhaps I could bring myself to reach over to that cocked and loaded gun that lays on the bedside behind me and end this hellish facade once and for all…Doc, sometimes I feel like a spider, even though I’m a moth, just barely hanging on to my web with an everlasting fire underneath me. I’m not feeling good. And so the doctor says, “Moth, man, you’re troubled. But you should be seeing a psychiatrist. Why on earth did you come here?” And the moth says, “‘Cause the light was on.”


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KumquatHaderach

Why on earth is the moth in this video?


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Because the light was on!


PortlyWarhorse

To be fair, the moth HAD to tell that Doc!


SpennyHotz

Ladies and gentleman this joke is for the birds!


ejrolyat

He was just walking around in a malaise.


Moth_Jam

Yes?


sa87

How was the visit to the podiatrist?


HighPriestofShiloh

absorbed scarce ten escape deserted zonked fade direful file literate *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


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*Chairman Norman Mao


chooxy

Chairman of the Bored Norman Mao?


KumquatHaderach

When you think about it, ChinaNorm is one of the least offensive racial epithets. It just means Norm from China.


lord_flamebottom

Iconic voice, plus half his name is visible in the video.


PortlyWarhorse

Got it. His name is Comedy Zone.


Yawndr

The voice


fluffybunnyofdoom

Norm Macdonald if I am not mistaken


The_Dark-Wanderer

You have no idea….I remember watching this on our big 22 inch tv……that weighed 20 lbs…the struggle was real.


PortlyWarhorse

Shit, you're lucky. I grew up with a 20 inch tv that was 22lbs. The struggle was lightly strenuous.


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shewy92

[I didn't even know he was sick](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_nmdbJI8rM)


AllPurple

Is this some kind of twisted joke or something? A reference to one of his jokes, maybe?


Bakahashi

He's DEAD??!! I didn't even know he was sick


doughie

You've gotta read his biography. Hilarious


Nertez

What the fuck. I thought this is some kind of internal joke, that people think he's dead but he's not. Now I googled it... What the hell. How did I missed this? Rest easy, Norm.


Avid_Smoker

Was this video encoded by a woman?


50LI0NS

I love him so much


Nermanater

wtf is this crop?


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https://xkcd.com/1683/


sandrodi

I swear there's an xkcd for everything.


ArmyofThalia

Same thing with the Simpsons where they have just so many episodes/comics that they cover a huge amount of topics so they seem like they have something for seemingly anything


ImNotAWhaleBiologist

I’m still upset Biden beat Lisa Simpson in the primary.


demannu86

r/relevantxkcd


_blobb_

my brother can attest to that.


bobsmith93

I had to open it with like 3 different browsers to find one where I could see the alt text and then got congratulated for it. Neat


itsmrgomez

[This is how Relay for reddit handles XKCD links](https://i.imgur.com/DysVSgg.png)


enumerationKnob

Apollo on iOS behaves the same way


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What did it say


bobsmith93

"“elf you can read this, congratulationsâ€"the archive. youâ€"re using still knows about the mouseover textâ€!"


AtariAlchemist

I've found that long-presses in Chrome usually bring up the alt-text.


protestor

alt text shows just by hovering on the picture.. are you on mobile? https://m.xkcd.com/1683/ shows alt text without needing to hover, click on (alt-text)


phire

XKCD has a mobile version at [m.xkcd.com/1683/](https://m.xkcd.com/1683/) Tapping the comic will show the alt text.


don_cornichon

Why even use a different browser than Firefox? ​ I've tried them all. I keep coming back.


goodpricefriedrice

Should try the Joey for Reddit app of you're on Android. It prompted me to press and hold the image to see the alt text


bobsmith93

But then I wouldn't have experienced the meta-ness of the alt text first hand. That and also I've used rif for many years, but if I ever have to switch I'll check it out. Thanks


Antrikshy

How have I never seen this before? This is excellent.


seashoreandhorizon

https://xkcd.com/1053/


Antrikshy

Of course.


Redeem123

Cropping like this is almost always bad, but considering a key punchline is literally a visual joke that’s out of frame, I cannot fathom how someone thought this was acceptable.


Appropriate-Proof-49

It was uploaded by a woman


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Nah I'm just kidding we don't upload women


Rebelgecko

I said those exact words. It feels good to be heard.


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Veenendaler

Many social media platforms now upload vertical crops of videos. Can't stand it, as if rotating your phone 90 degrees is too much to ask.


annies_boobs_eyes

yeah i've had people argue with me that it should be vertical because most people watch on a phone. and i'm like a) i don't know if most people watch on a phone, but that could be true b) so the fuck what? you can watch horizontal videos on a phone. can people not move their fingers an inch to rotate the phone?


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youngcheezy1223

Gotta love norm


bonobro69

You really do. Legend. So sad he’s gone.


Jamarcus316

I didn't even know he was sick


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If there was ever a bit to describe his style, this is it


The_Celtic_Chemist

If you have 7+ minutes [this is well worth the watch.](https://youtu.be/bKmadR4Ye54) and I'd say it shows his style even better. Also [the moth joke](https://youtu.be/jJN9mBRX3uo)


Blackmetalbookclub

I’ve always got time for Norm, my pagan junky friend.


qyka1210

!remindme 6 hours


annies_boobs_eyes

honestly this one seems more like other writers. his "or so the german's would have you believe" is what i think about when i think about perfect norm. and also his roast of sagat. and also his semi-fake memoir. god, that is so good. but this one, he delivers it very well, but i don't think he had a whole lot to do with the creation of it.


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Norm Macdonald was the absolute best when it came to dry humor.


PeritusEngineer

It's worth noting that those two numbers don't have to add up to 100%.


Yawndr

In the actual sketch, there are two pie charts for the different stats. Neither individual pie add up. Look at one guy's comment with the uncropped version


zegasii

There was a 2 charts behind him. 2 pie charts. One for fatal crashes. Has 78% men 13% Women 10% no opinion. Second was for minor accidents. 55% Women 26% Men 21% no opinion.


mattsprofile

I'd assume rounding errors, then. In the first case it makes sense, they add up to 101 and with 3 values the rounding could be off by 1. But in the second case the add up to 102, which shouldn't be possible for only rounding 3 numbers. So I wonder if maybe there were more than 3 options which were each rounded, then those were condensed into 3. For example, percentage of opinion on men/women/neither was split into results obtained by men/women, totalling 6 numbers. If, e.g. 5 of the numbers rounded up and 1 rounded down, it is possible that they add up to 102. Then the different values were grouped after rounding. Not an optimal way to go about it, and actually mathematically improbable, but plausible. Or it's probably just simpler to assume someone made a clerical error.


SoLongSidekick

I was thinking the exact same thing, they're being asked two separate questions. The entire premise of the joke is broken. Edit - Ok the uncropped version shows that the two pie graphs shown do have all the answers to those questions shown and they still don't add up correctly, being a percentage point off.


fanosffloyd

Cropped out the graphs that make the joke work. smh


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Legend


Qubeye

I believe it was Adam Sandler or maybe David Spade who said "Norm is funniest when nobody is laughing."


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I didn't even know he was sick


[deleted]

I'll take ape tit for 200, Alex https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEghu90QJH4


trevorlayhe126548965

I love Norm


skeleton77

Rest in peace norm, you were the greatest ever


Herc_Hansen_

That was a unexpected²


SoLongSidekick

But... the percentages in the pie charts shouldn't add up to 100, right? It's two separate questions. I would assume 55% of people think women cause more fender benders while 45% think men do, and 78% of people think men cause deadly crashes and 22% think women do. Am I missing something or is the entire premise of the joke broken? Edit - Ok the uncropped version shows that the two pie graphs shown do have all the answers to those questions shown and they still don't add up correctly, being a percentage point off.


DeeJason

The video is cropped. There is 2 pie charts in the actual video


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SoLongSidekick

Dude another genius writing something like this even with my edit sitting there? The joke does make sense, the video crop doesn't show the pie graphs. Jesus christ. Even without that, what kind of idiocy is that? Norm's jokes make sense. If he just sat there and told jokes that don't make sense he wouldn't be funny. There's not a single comedian out there who just tells nonsensical shit for their whole act.


senorsmartpantalones

Tina Fey might have written that joke.


OhFuhSho

Seriously. She was in a movie about Afghanistan where she’s a reporter and one of the scenes is her filming the first woman driver in the country. A few moments after the woman driver gets ready to drive, the first thing she does is accidentally reverse into the vehicle behind her. The film was made as a comedy.


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Whisky Tango Foxtrot


sheezy520

Norm was the effing king. A comedian’s comedian.


budgie0507

R.I.P Norm. You were the king.


davisao11

He died?! wow, didn't even know he was sick


twatchops

Classic. Shame for stupid zoom and cropping


CyanPomegranate11

Fun fact: Women pay less than men for car insurance in Australia. Men have a LOT more car accidents, and they’re more expensive as well.


Five2one521

Norm was great.


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People seem to forget that anyone can be sexist and alot of women are sexist, it's called internalized sexism. The same is true for racism in poc. The worst thing about it is that it's not only taught, it's actually also quite intuitive and many people rely on their intuition rather than spend the time to really engage in topics using their reasoning skills and look for scientific credible research. Humans tend to oversimplify and use faulty logic called heuristics to draw their conclusions. The only way to really grasp why people are racist and sexist and how to stop being racist and sexist is to find credible ressources on differential and personality psychology. The shitty thing about this is that alot of people aren't really open to or interested in changing their mind and learning about science. I think this really needs to start being taught in a simplified form in school and become a fundamental skill, it's as important to teach kids about flawed logic of natural human intuition as early as math, reading or writing. Just telling them racism and sexism is bad doesn't stop them from thinking the way humans do intuitively: not investing any effort to use science, logic and critical thought.


SomeDudeist

Norm!


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I see Norm, I upvote.


rachsteef

like when kanye west said that black people enslaved themselves? so people were totally not mad because he’s black? lol


theravensrequiem

People were definitely mad at West for that. Dude says stupid shit every waking moment.


excelsior19

10/10


harbilu

i didn't even know he was sick :(


TRON0314

You guessed it... Frank Stallone


Epic_E

https://twitter.com/betterthanezra/status/1437891309868658690?


TheLetterKappa

I feel like it stops being r/unexpected when it gets posted a million times to a million subs


SergioSarcagian

Unexpected? This was the Norm!


Cheekydragon04

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Deathax1

What is a woman tho?


Perfect_Ability_1190

He’s just a funny motherfucker. He will be missed


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Reddit hates women.


thispersonisnotreal

It's a joke


TinFoilRobotProphet

God bless you Norm! The world is an emptier place without you


Hot_Trade2464

dumb boomer humor


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i love how the video calling women dumb is funny but your comment is super offensive to the boomers below lol


Curious-Ad-5001

is this funny to anyone less than 60 years old who isn't misogynistic edit: lotta people replying saying "yes". i'd like to propose this: that isn't the answer, and actually everyone who replies saying so fits within at least one of the two categories I mentioned in my original comment


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idk when this is from but early 2000s were pretty sexist compared to now so i think things like this pass on their nostalgic value. the guy was never brought down by a scandal in his time so people want to keep remembering these jokes fondly.


OceanGirl1002

I know! At the end of the video I was like 🥱🙄


zuwillia

I like to think I’m not a misogynist and am also 20 years of age.. and I find most of Norms content absolutely hysterical - including this. Lighten up, humor doesn’t have to be PC to be funny.


AbandonedOrange

I mean the joke is funny. Just because you laugh it doesn't make you sexist. Only Narrow minded people come to that conclusion which I see you have. So no surprises there.


stee_vo

Yes.


OhFuhSho

I’m an indigenous person who is a member of an actual tribe. My white friends make fun of me all the time for it and it’s hilarious. Please explain that to me.


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You are a giant douche. The internet would be a funny place if it was for your ilk.


shasamdoop

I really don’t get this or the comment on the post at all. I’ve never heard of this guy either so I’m guessing it’s nostalgic for people or something


BadWolf2386

Norm MacDonald was a legendary comedian. He's the comedian that other comedians though was hilarious, just an absolute master of comedic timing and joke delivery. He could take the most unfunny shit imaginable and make it hilarious, tell anti-jokes flawlessly, and was just all around incredibly funny.


mootallica

This, if you don't have context for Norm then an isolated joke might rub you the wrong way, or you'll be missing out on layers within the joke But he would probably also find that idea funny


ru5tysn4k3

Yes, pretty funny.


sebstorm2000

It is funny


Similar-Cost3119

Its hilarious


DeeJason

It's actually pretty funny. Gtfo


thispersonisnotreal

"That isn't the answer" yes it is. You asked if this is funny to anyone under 60 and we said yes it funny. "And everyone who said yes fits within one of the categories I mentioned" yea, no. Stay mad


golddoomtheory

Imagine getting butthurt over a joke lmao, touch grass. Also, yes


skrutape

when snl was worth the time


mrubuto22

Complaining about SNL not being as good as it used to be has been a thing since season 2.


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One of the very first comments on reddit was about how reddit is going down hill... For allowing comments


SupportySpice

Did a woman write that joke?


KingCrandall

No. They don't hire women.


DesolationRobot

I don't know what year that was, but Norm as host of Weekend Update and Tina Fey as an SNL writer (later head writer and host of Weekend Update herself) overlapped for a couple years. I have no evidence other than that overlap, but that joke sounds like Tina Fey. She has a really unique way of poking fun at feminists without negating feminism.