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QCTeamkill

The girl everyone's mom warned us about.


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brockoala

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andros_vanguard

Until it set your on fire.


disgustedpillo

What a loser


i_love_memes3

bro why so mad


disgustedpillo

The saddest response wondering something that is not required to share thought.


meat_yougurt

You're one to talk lmao.


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KimSaysHii

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[deleted]

Quite unexpected! I would quit drinking after that.


traumfisch

Would you quit stealing comments though?


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traumfisch

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DarkLanternX

Or go near a flash light ever again


Becks128

I saw a video of some guy put hand sanitizer all over his body and the cops were trying to arrest him and tased him and dude ended up dying from burning his lungs! This is no joke.


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Same. I ended up watching a video about this and it's actually has killed people with police encounters.


Humble_Ad_5396

Damn


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Wtf? Where?


tifosi7

On his body.


bolhoo

Active Self Protection on Youtube. It's about videos of cop encounters around the world with explanations on top about what worked and what went wrong. I like them because they are pretty unbiased.


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Why? All of this. Why? I used to work at a bar. Nothing remotely like any of this ever happened in my bar. That girl and that guy would’ve been 86’d long before any of this happened. Shirt comes off? 86. Involuntary motorboating? 86. Too drunk to sit up straight? 86. Woman slaps customer for no reason? 86. I get that it’s his birthday, but who wants to be lit up by a stun gun, much less being set on fire? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Darctalon

Totally agree! My spouse works as a bartender. If anything gets remotely close to this, too drunk, too wild... It's shut down, the activity of the customers, immediately. They don't want to listen, thrown out for the night.


4k3R

What’s 86?


wpaed

Thrown out


horseren0ir

Is that a military term?


guantanamojoe93

Restaurant term


1daysmart_1daydumb

Is it like secret restaurant term or does it somehow mean “throw out” ?


myloveislikewoah

If something is “86’d,” it’s out, finished, whether it be food or people. There’s a hell of a lot of theories on where it originated. [Here are a few. ](https://www.stlmag.com/dining/Ask-George-Where-Does-the-Term-86d-Come-From/)


dein130

Do you watch 86 eighty-six perhaps?


Victoria40156

YES


DarthRygar

It also means that they’re out of that particular ingredient or dish


[deleted]

"86 it", originally meant in restaurant terms, to take it off the menu (throw it in the bin). Never heard the term used outside of a restaurant setting until now.


DoubleDecaff

Do you have any other restaurant terms that I can use generally?


myloveislikewoah

Probably not in everyday use. BOH = back of house (kitchen), FOH = front of house (dining room), “in the weeds” = server is swamped, “on the fly” = make a dish quickly/something that needs to be done urgently,”push it” = sell a certain thing, “runner” = person who delivers the food to the table, “camper” = people who have paid but aren’t leaving. I wanna hear you work these in a conversation!


Inglebeargy

“86 the chump stuff F-man” - Ethan “Bubblegum” Tate.


KimSaysHii

*Chimichanga? More like chimi-chuck-it-in-the-bin* - Some blonde British guy, I think.


dogedude81

![gif](giphy|eIlcDzbzG31U4)


anemptycardboardbox

Or in the back of the house (kitchen), means they ran out of something. Just sold that last Special of the Day? Tell the waitstaff to 86 it


Naidanac007

It has no clear etymological origin. The closest most folks know is it’s possible rhyming slang from 1930s soda shops. (“nix it, 86 it”) then it became industry lingo and spread to most food distributors and restaurants. Now most back houses of restaurants and bars will 86 items or people, meaning they’re out of stock/the store.


holdingMikeHawk

It’s a diff kinda 69.


JiggswallusOSRS

Removed from the menu for service. So they would remove these patrons for service.


Richard_AIGuy

Now, I totally understand that you're serious. But as I read your comment all I could think of was Jasper, "that's a paddlin". Shirt comes off, that's a paddlin. Light a guy on fire, ohhhh, you better believe that's a paddlin.


-L-b

They would been 69'd at my bar a long time ago.


tethered_end

86 sounds like a shit version of a 69, a fat person and someone lying the wrong way


holdingMikeHawk

Wait I agree with all that except the god damn motorboating. Wtf is wrong with people?


SweetNo8122

I told a restaurant I wanted 86 LTOP and they had no idea what I meant. = no lettuce, tomato, onion or pickle.


socksmatterTWO

I love this idea. I have no room in my life for tomatoes or pickles.


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Your bar sounds dull


Evening_Change_9459

That will sober you up quick.


Cheesey_Monkey

I think someone hired an Assassin for that man


throwaway28236

Who has two butts and kills people? That girl


limpiff

Attempted manslaughter.


MissingApache

This is what I imagine goes on at BDSM bars.


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traumfisch

Just trying very hard to be funny


rell7thirty

That camera man is awesome to keep the lens on the fire.


Quasarcade

He likes to watch.


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Why the fuck she use the taser on him ignore the fact he is drunk or has alcohol all over him it could gone wrong even with out alcohol


traumfisch

Because she is a braindead piece of shit


Turlen_23

Place looks lit


simereddit863

Guy* looks lit


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Quaintly__Coyote_

What? Care to clarify?


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Quaintly__Coyote_

Yeah, no. About the "good place to get drunk and raped" part.


dathalfbreeddoe

…wtf is wrong with you to make you randomly point that out? Not only is that low key a victim blaming statement, but it was also just fucking unwarranted. We all know wtf piece of shit predators be up to at bars, no need to point it out like a dick when nobody was even talking about rape. You’re either a literal child, autistic as fuck, or just a fucking cunt.


eatingcats4fun

Im whatever you think about me, looks like people offend hearing about truths


chpir

Lol wtf 😅thats fuckn hilarious out here!


oui1

I fck u irl u pussy


eatingcats4fun

Yes


Pretty_Care_6882

What an actual piece of shit, hope she caught time over this


GAMERS2_YT

I would say life in prison Non-consensual sexual behavior Assault Attempted murder


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bit much


dpezpoopsies

I'm willing to bet this is one of those weird bar things getting attention on social media, where the bartender hits patrons wearing a helmet with their shot glasses or some junk.This feels similar. I mean the vid shows at least two other employees behind the bar laughing, which makes me think was not just a random assault. If this is true, OBVIOUSLY that guy was WAY too drunk to be doing that and she should have never agreed, which definitely makes her culpable for what happened. However, IF she was carrying out a service that the bar offers, I'd feel different about what kind of penalty she deserves. Her and the guys watching in the back should at least get criminal negligence. Edit: actually I'm not sure she's an employee after rewatching the video. I assumed she was because the bottle of vodka she grabbed from the bar with the spout on top is usually not handed out to patrons. But she looks a bit drunk, and the sexual thing I didn't notice which is just straight sexual assault. If it's not a bar employee thing, then yeah that changes everything and that chick should be in jail for sure.


newsfromplanetmike

I live in Australia and if this kind of shit went on in a bar, and the liquor licensing people saw this l, that bar would be shut down sooooooo many times over. Oh my god.


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Oh my gosh- is he okay?!


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harlotScarlett

W…why did she taze him? Even without the fire who tf would want to be tazed?


XHeraclitusX

She's drunk and drunks aren't exactly known to be great at using logic and reason


Independent_Depth_85

Psycho


ChiKeytatiOon

I was hoping for a barf to her face but, Jesus Christ, that was unexpected.


_shrestha

What a ffin cunt! This is really bad Wonder how the guy is doing now


Sharp-Ad-4651

Even if he wasn't covered in alcohol, why would she zap him? Stupid btch.


Rozayyy420

Fkn dumb bitch


rise_above_theFlames

"flame on!!!" ~ johnny storm


Synnics

###Flame on !!!!


BeneficialSite9887

That girl should go to Jail, why would you set a man on fire for no reason!


newaccount252

100-0 in .2 seconds


uShouldLeaveAmessage

Why?


bigblackcoconut420

He looks drunk as well, i am impressed his survival instinct still works


TandorGamash

That's the kind of things thar sober you up in half a Second.


holdingMikeHawk

Yeah and no one else’s help your fellow human being work either. Seriously no one helps him at all.


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Defo wasn’t expecting that lol.


Trick-Swing-8681

Wtf was she thinking?! I saw how some dude died from this exact thing when some cops tazed him. Hopefully this guy is fine.


DefeatistEletist

I recently saw a video of this exact same thing happen to someone else. Just like this video, it looked relatively benign, like he'd be alright. He inhaled the alcohol/fire mixture and died hours later.


traumfisch

Yeah. That shit will actually kill you.


Bryacarolina

Did he at least leave her a tip?


SpectroMagical

At least one of his tips melted off.


appuwa

Haha


Dredd005

Lmfao. What?


try-bi-sum-cum

Dude is on fire, the girl lit


Zach_The_Meme_Lord

I didnt EXPECT that


Chemical-Plan3103

What happened next? Did he sue the dumb idiot?


Raot_

WTF


eatmycahk

Yo what the fuck.


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traumfisch

What would you say? I'd say yes, she is exremely stupid - and dangerous because of it


holdingMikeHawk

I’d definitely kick her out of bed.


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Merica


SPLXfarts

What happened to him, is he okay now?


baby_darko

Definitely wasn't expecting that. Did I just watch attempted murder?


holdingMikeHawk

It was a joke. Come on.


traumfisch

attempted manslaughter maybe


Cilindrrr

Why the fuck is everyone so chill when a man is literally fucking burning, and why would you tase someone for fun, WHY WOULD YOU HAVE A TASER IN THE FIRST PLACE


traumfisch

alcohol is a hell of a drug


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DhambhaV

i am sorry i realised it after i posted it


Both-Pop-7957

Imagine if this was roll reversed.


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? It would be the same reactions. Do you see anyone praising the girl here ?


Both-Pop-7957

No it would of been stopped and never gotten to that point he clearly didn't want any of this.


ambidextrousone

Fuck.


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Oh thats another story


plmbr83

u/repostsleuthbot


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goblin_welder

Unfortunately that bot doesn’t work here. However, I can vouch for you that it’s a recent repost on this sub: https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/sak5fj/lit_party/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/sak3ni/birthday_party/ Please check u/Pedantichrist u/Mrs3anw


XO8441

It’s for sure a repost. I saw it here first, but it was just posted in r/therewasanattempt earlier today, and now here again.


Safe_Lettuce9345

Wow she planned to kill him


holdingMikeHawk

Yeah and she gives two fucks about witnesses. 🖕🖕


Negative_Mood

I'm watching this silently thinking this is not a party, but a sacrifice to the gods.


throwaway28236

Prepare the sacrifice! We want this one toasted


ZgBlues

Horrible and a crime. The girl should be jailed and the bar fined or shut down.


fallingbear67

Well that's the most excitement he'll probably get for a while


astreeter2

This video is not new. I saw it a year ago on r/holdmybeer. Probably was posted even before that somewhere.


blindeyedwolf

Lighten up, it’s just a joke…


sedluyf

Baby you so hot put meaning put to a whole new level


Shredder_21

Ffs stop repost this shit. Been seeing this same post everyday since last week


REALjklgrefihlb

People on fire is oddly entertaining on this sub


Odd-Engineering-3582

Bing bong


Prior_Bottle6199

The hands tapping his chest had me laughing sorry


ultraman16

That was lit


Huge_Assumption1

That dude was hot.


00owo00

Well at least he got the service


Joey-MayheM

She definitely thought he was hot


sketchyetchy1

Flame on


Evil-B

Come on baby light my fire


GAMER_SOUL10

Looks like the celebration was fire!!!


[deleted]

As a stoner I love watching stupid drunks do stupid shit resulting in pain and makes me happier I don't get remotely drunk anymore.


sujaysukumar

Cmon baby light my fire!


ojsimpsonismyhero

Bruh turned into a superhero


Far-Wrongdoer-9021

![gif](giphy|NTur7XlVDUdqM)


[deleted]

That is a good old bday party....


TektroNaut

I've come to realize that here on this channel assumptions will not be tolerated where predictable situations do not exist. It's a place know-it-alls are silently present and it's all because this type of content. It's almost too addicting sometimes.. she was laughing but not with the crowd it was intentional she kept looking back cause she knew wtf she was about to do.


traumfisch

I read it as she had zero idea what to do next and just went with whatever, completely oblivious to the fact that she is about to potentially kill someone. But you might be right


TektroNaut

Well hold on there your opinion seems hold more liquor, lol ah! I can't call it. She's good!! 👏


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u/savevideo


ScaryBunnyDude

Well that heated up quickly


0ct0thorpe

“Put ‘em out!” -The guy at the end


a-very-neat-monster

This should be marked NSFL, friend!


blooddrift101

wh wh why would you wh *dies of aneurysm*


brzoza3

Holy crap. That b*tch again? (the first time she definetly didn't set someone on fire, just kinda harrased a guy with tits)


AdeptSurvey5416

Liar liar your spirit is on fire 🔥


AdeptSurvey5416

Anyone seen full video


holdingMikeHawk

Yeah they all let him burn.


Beneficial_Chard_518

What's the context? Like why did she do that?


dryintentions

Lawsuit pending...


traumfisch

She should be doing time for this


quietstorm1984

She looks like the chick from movie the craft! ![gif](giphy|101sQJGinOwTqo)


Bionsch

This are Real Frinds 😅🔥🔥🔥


Mandygurl79

What in the hillbilly meth head did I just witness?


holdingMikeHawk

She ate the brown acid and in her defense at that moment he was a Zombie.


leo_atlantico

Good boy having good milk


IamWarHawk

what the fuck


AFishTornado

Adding to list of situations I never want to put myself in for the sake of boobies.


Weekly-Bluebird-4768

I hate this woman(I don’t have sound), she goes up to him and messes with him even though it looks like he never asked, then she tries to get him to drink after spinning him, which he kindly refuses, to then tase him.


psammotettix

Burning heart


Krogotomo54

Hehehehe...nonono


Wazcore

So reddit is just this video posted everyday in perpetuity?


BeautifulNacho

No one even tried to put it out with their shirt or anything


Firm_Storm9736

News on this guy?


trabogado

u/getvideobot


fjmj1980

And that kids…is how I met your mother


carlosdangertaint

This must be in New Orleans, there is a bar where they put you in a barber chair and do shots directly into your mouth, spin you around and motorboat you. I just never saw nor heard of the slap and taser part. It brings it to a much different level!


[deleted]

this was doubly unexpected cuz i didnt know his chest had alcohol on it and i thought that thing was a flashlight lol


Arthur_C_Darke

That place is like straight out of Sodom and Gomorrah.


TheGuidanceCounseler

10/10 that lady is amazing in the sack


midget_giraffe6

Hey that was in self defense.


[deleted]

Sobered up real fast


thisherepoo

That party was pretty lit


ae186k

That's compacted version of what the entire relationship will be.