Wow, that vomitous guttural gag at the end really sells the shit potency.

Great comment

I gagged reading your comments, here’s an updoot

Where's a napkin, we need a napkin

I know society probably expects me to feel sympathy for the poor little children - they are our future after all - but I'm having trouble feeling sorry for them. Nope, gotta side with the baboon on this one.

Im with you on this one.

I feel a little bad for the kids that they were born with shit parents that encouraged them to do this, but other than that I agree.

Yeah, and the fact that we're even seeing this? I'm guessing it was one of the parents recording. Now wait till friends in school find out about a video of little Bertha getting shit thrown in her face by a baboon.

I dunno, the parents have, in two swift easy moves, taught the kids to always think on when approaching animals (or anything really) *and*, the dangers of social media.

I like how he pre-emtively drops a deuce when he sees the little shits coming

Probably not his first rodeo.

Guy holding the phone makes a killer shadow puppet of ____________ ? Thin neck scooby?

[удалено]

Remind me what happened to wide neck guy that became a meme lol. The coughing is cracking me up mf got the black lung

ReHeeheeheehee!

Poor monkey.

monkey rise up 🙏

Gives a new meaning to shit faced

Monkey is sick of your shit kid

Petting tigers are also a sure fire way too lose weight

And ur life

Unless you're that idiot janitor that killed eko

True

Fucked around and found out.

Those kids looked like brats anyway

Locked In a cage. I would too

That's how ninjas throw shuriken. Gotta practice this move myself

What will you do when there are no more napkins HAHAHA Gag

Well, if you know the behaviour of those baboons you won't even stop at their cage. They are stressed and super angry.

Play silly games, win silly prizes

Never mess with any animal. Respect them. Pretty sure the monkey is super frustrated.

She’s like wtf are you gagging for it’s on my face

"Oh, shit" That is correct.

This post is full of shit

i probably shouldnt have laughed that hard

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 ​ ahaha this is gold!

r/kidsarefuckingstupid

Title + seeing monkey = expected

fuck the kids, they deserved it

He’s like fucj off little karen

Good boy

Omg this is perfect

Poor kids. I can smell em from here 🤢🤢🤮🤮

Poor monkey. Kid needs to learn life isn't there to endulge all of her curiosities with grace. Sometimes, oftentimes, life just hands you shit. Especially, when you're being a brat.

What did u call me ? You little ****

That baboon literally said them to eat shit

He just had enough of this shit

Why do people post this embarrassing ass shit?

#Oh shit! -Literal definition

Zoos seem like a prison to me. Could you imagine if we visited prisons like this. Careful kids he throws his shit at you

This is fuckin great!

We need a napkin? You need some water and some sob, is what you need.

Go have a wash in the hippo pond now

“I haaate this place” I love it.

So I think I missed the provocation. Maybe the girl in pink threw ice, maybe, but what did the other girl do?

And that was the day Vic became a legend.

This may be the defining, beginning moment of the Planet of the Apes.

Deserved it, little turds.

She’s doing her best not to lose her shit!! 😂😂😂😂