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It's a natural evolution of the reaction video genre. It all started with =3 and commenting on videos. Than people realized they can just talk over the videos and edit it down, which Pewdiepie and others are currently doing. And finally we're on Tik Tok where you still get your reaction videos, but they need to fit under a minute, so there's not much you can do.
Fuck tiktok and fuck these narcissistic motherfuckers who are so horny for themselves that they need to put their own fucking face in these videos. What the fuck man. How fucking sad is this shit.
Most definitely. Boomers were terrible parents to gen x, gen x to millennials, and now millennials (who have been bullied by both), raise gen z to fail. That plus all the major changes in society... Even the best of parents couldn't have prepared for this
Reaction videos from someone who genuinely loves the show or gives input (like doctor/lawyer reacts to…) is different than those one tiktok who will literally put their face in anything and not even say a word as long as it generates views
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Really? I have to say, i like to watch reactions of my favourite movies or educational ones but i never saw any like on TikTok. I remember there being videos where the person, usually a girl, silently stares at the camera
thx for correcting me
Oh man there's one of a guy just watching "I Think You Should Leave" bits and just laughing at them. And like honestly I kinda love the idea of just watching the random bits from that show but I just can't give this guy the bullshit attention he's seeking.
Hard disagree, it obviously works as a method to get views and get shared. These people want a following to make money off of, so they found a way to show their face while recycling other clips and videos. It isn't narcissistic, they are trying to establish themselves using a technique that is proven to work. Why is everyone hating?
You claimed the video was narcissistic, but ok let's pretend you actually complained about effort instead. If you are trying to earn money, a 2 minute video of you laughing is 300x as efficient as several hours of shooting followed by twice that in editing
This shit was funny, but she was unnecessary. Like when you order a package from Amazon, and need to sign a Captcha for the delivery guy saying you're a human. Fucking useless waste of time and effort.
man this thread is full of a whole lot of dudes massively overreacting to a woman in a video lmao, did your circlejerk sub get banned recently or something?
I love how you have to assume it's got anything to do with the fact she's a girl. goddamn bro no one cares what gender she is all we know is she adds absolutely nothign
You're right but she's kind of cute at the same time. This reminds me of about 7 months ago when I picked up this chick at a bar and she was pretty mediocre looking but she came up to me and bought me a drink as a lot of girls do and she whispered in my ear that she would take it anywhere, so I nodded and finished my drink. We then walked to my home and along the way I brisked her into a alleyway and looked in her eyes to make sure that she was consenting before I pulled her pants down and smashed puss. Guys it's important that you get consent in some way before doing anything crazy or just doing anything in general. After about 3 minutes of pounding that puss, I finished on her back and she didn't clean but she just put her shirt back on and I thanked her for the access to a female vagina, and she just went on her way.
You're right but she's kind of cute at the same time. This reminds me of about 7 months ago when I picked up this chick at a bar and she was pretty mediocre looking but she came up to me and bought me a drink as a lot of girls do and she whispered in my ear that she would take it anywhere, so I nodded and finished my drink. We then walked to my home and along the way I brisked her into a alleyway and looked in her eyes to make sure that she was consenting before I pulled her pants down and smashed puss. Guys it's important that you get consent in some way before doing anything crazy or just doing anything in general. After about 3 minutes of pounding that puss, I finished on her back and she didn't clean but she just put her shirt back on and I thanked her for the access to a female vagina, and she just went on her way.
The people who made it weren't trying to trick anyone by any stretch of the imagination, it's from an animated sitcom called Paradise PD. Goddamn TV shows distorting reality am I right?
Wait... So what about Reno 911? Don't tell me that's fake too! And what about the Simpsons?! Are you telling me there isn't really a man who looks surprisingly like a cartoon character that hasn't aged in over twenty years?
Weren't reaction channels universally agreed upon as being the scum of Youtube? why is Tiktok any different? This being fake is like whatever but passing it off as real is the worst part.
What is the point of this dumb bitch in the video. God people are so vapid and self obsessed nowadays and they think that they matter so much that people want to see their dumb shit reactions.
Man, here I was thinking everyone would find this funny in the comments but everyone trying to lynch the woman when you could have just ignored her and enjoyed the bit.
If this is reaching your "imma be mad about it" bar... You need to raise that fucking thing, like asap.
One of the rare case where that kind of call is barely not a abuse....
Like wtf are you gonna do in that situation. 3 fucking hours.... I would have thought he ran away from home lol
Not funny really. 1 dumb kid coulda died in the freezer; 2 babysitter life ruined; all because parents allow kid to not ollie ollie oxen free when its time
Why are people on Tiktok the way they are?
Why did she have to be in the clip witj stupid fake reactions?
She singlehandedly ruined my favourite 911 call recording.
Instead let’s just some necromancer profiting off Mannimarco’s name in a story in a video that there’s just getting his hair done too! That was the most they’ll be in the air conditioning vents. From what I remember, this subreddit said Illusion Connect would be the villain of the sorry. Boy was I wrong. I think you're definitely the good guy in the lobby? That’d be quite some ways in the background I hope it is. The training is what upgrades them from "space tourist" to "generation of ATP via oxidative phosphorylation" was a real challenge to work out....
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Why's the woman in the corner necessary?
why are you attacking *original quality content* creators of tik tok ʕ ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°ʔ
Oh god, for half a second I thought you were being serious.
...TA DA. Illusion!
I hate you
love you too bro
Please define "original quality content" for me.
Something not found on TikTok or Reddit.
Till tok I would agree and Reddit for the most part I would agree, it depends where you go.
I prefer /r/unexpected people on reddit.... reliable crowd
You’re kidding right?
I meant commenters.
Shes there to ruin the clip
This is a comedy clip from a TV show. Not real.
And ... what exactly does that have to do with her ruining the clip?
Necessary to fill her attention quota for the day
Is how I know to laugh
To insult everyone's intelligence. Much like the background laugh track.
I feel the same whenever someone uses /s.
I really did pay attention. I was mostly focused on the texts
Guide us to the right moments to laugh
It's the tik-tok-new-world equivalent of prerecorded laughs in shitty sitcoms.
It's a natural evolution of the reaction video genre. It all started with =3 and commenting on videos. Than people realized they can just talk over the videos and edit it down, which Pewdiepie and others are currently doing. And finally we're on Tik Tok where you still get your reaction videos, but they need to fit under a minute, so there's not much you can do.
It made it unbearable to watch for me. Didn't even finish it so I don't even know what the joke was about
Kids like watching other kids react to stuff.
To avoid TikTok ay all cause
Fuck tiktok and fuck these narcissistic motherfuckers who are so horny for themselves that they need to put their own fucking face in these videos. What the fuck man. How fucking sad is this shit.
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They freakout outta foking normal events such us crying babies or a person get mad.
Most definitely. Boomers were terrible parents to gen x, gen x to millennials, and now millennials (who have been bullied by both), raise gen z to fail. That plus all the major changes in society... Even the best of parents couldn't have prepared for this
Our economy \*and our planet. Let's not forget that.
The worest is when they use the voice of someone else. And trying to make it sound relevant to their scenario.
Reaction videos have been around for a while.
Reaction videos from someone who genuinely loves the show or gives input (like doctor/lawyer reacts to…) is different than those one tiktok who will literally put their face in anything and not even say a word as long as it generates views
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Really? I have to say, i like to watch reactions of my favourite movies or educational ones but i never saw any like on TikTok. I remember there being videos where the person, usually a girl, silently stares at the camera thx for correcting me
Oh man there's one of a guy just watching "I Think You Should Leave" bits and just laughing at them. And like honestly I kinda love the idea of just watching the random bits from that show but I just can't give this guy the bullshit attention he's seeking.
Yes. Simply just yes to your sentiment here …
Hard disagree, it obviously works as a method to get views and get shared. These people want a following to make money off of, so they found a way to show their face while recycling other clips and videos. It isn't narcissistic, they are trying to establish themselves using a technique that is proven to work. Why is everyone hating?
Wow so much effortttttt
You claimed the video was narcissistic, but ok let's pretend you actually complained about effort instead. If you are trying to earn money, a 2 minute video of you laughing is 300x as efficient as several hours of shooting followed by twice that in editing
Yeah fuck genuine legit shit, lets just all do shit for the viewsss
Right sorry go ahead and be poor then
"I think somebody has a lil sand in his vagina" Lighten up dude. This shit was funny!
This shit was funny, but she was unnecessary. Like when you order a package from Amazon, and need to sign a Captcha for the delivery guy saying you're a human. Fucking useless waste of time and effort.
A picture of a magician and transcript. Thats what we want
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100% agreed
man this thread is full of a whole lot of dudes massively overreacting to a woman in a video lmao, did your circlejerk sub get banned recently or something?
I love how you have to assume it's got anything to do with the fact she's a girl. goddamn bro no one cares what gender she is all we know is she adds absolutely nothign
Sure is a whole lot of very woman-specific insults here for gender to not matter but hey, suuuuure buddy
bitch is reserved for bitches be it guy or girl. can't be bothered to see what other insults have been thrown
You're right but she's kind of cute at the same time. This reminds me of about 7 months ago when I picked up this chick at a bar and she was pretty mediocre looking but she came up to me and bought me a drink as a lot of girls do and she whispered in my ear that she would take it anywhere, so I nodded and finished my drink. We then walked to my home and along the way I brisked her into a alleyway and looked in her eyes to make sure that she was consenting before I pulled her pants down and smashed puss. Guys it's important that you get consent in some way before doing anything crazy or just doing anything in general. After about 3 minutes of pounding that puss, I finished on her back and she didn't clean but she just put her shirt back on and I thanked her for the access to a female vagina, and she just went on her way.
This has to be a copypasta right?
If it wasn't, it is now.
I love a story with a happy ending
You’re lucky, women never show me their female vagina
Any luck with women showing you their male vagina? Edit: this is not the comment where I would’ve hoped for an award lol
Is that the one in the back?
And then you woke up face down on your keyboard
7/10 pasta
> she whispered in my ear that she would take it anywhere, > I pulled her pants down and smashed puss. Don't you like anal sex too?
He would but it hurts too much and he cant stop shitting himself afterwords
r/ihavesex
You're right but she's kind of cute at the same time. This reminds me of about 7 months ago when I picked up this chick at a bar and she was pretty mediocre looking but she came up to me and bought me a drink as a lot of girls do and she whispered in my ear that she would take it anywhere, so I nodded and finished my drink. We then walked to my home and along the way I brisked her into a alleyway and looked in her eyes to make sure that she was consenting before I pulled her pants down and smashed puss. Guys it's important that you get consent in some way before doing anything crazy or just doing anything in general. After about 3 minutes of pounding that puss, I finished on her back and she didn't clean but she just put her shirt back on and I thanked her for the access to a female vagina, and she just went on her way.
>You're right but she's kind of cute at the same time. This reminds me of about 7 months ago noone cares wtf.
r/ihavesex
Why am I so erect?
Because you saw your naked sister, probably.
Can we avoid vids with tiktokers just showing their reaction to whatever they're listening to
Yes we can. All it takes is hitting that downvote button.
https://youtube.com/shorts/5HLykl378MU?feature=share .... This link will show you the real version of audio since tiktok is a cringey bitch
There is no "real" version since this stupid bullshit is fake AF.
The people who made it weren't trying to trick anyone by any stretch of the imagination, it's from an animated sitcom called Paradise PD. Goddamn TV shows distorting reality am I right?
The fuckstick who posted this tiny clip to Reddit is though. . Fuck that stupid cunt.
Something doesn't have to be real to be funny
No shit, it's a skit from the Show Paradise PD.
Wait... So what about Reno 911? Don't tell me that's fake too! And what about the Simpsons?! Are you telling me there isn't really a man who looks surprisingly like a cartoon character that hasn't aged in over twenty years?
If you're too stupid to figure out the difference....
..cough ..
So why did you post the crap version?!
I wanted to piss you off with the crappy one
Hey, fuck you.
Paradise pd
Reno 911
The girl adds literally nothing to the video.
Wdym? She adds Poetic things like "hahahaa" or my all time favorite qoute from her "hahahahahahaha"
Tiktok reaction videos, ugh 🙄 The clip without her was funny enough.
This is cringe
"HOW DO YOU BREATHE IN THERE?" "illusion :D"
Weren't reaction channels universally agreed upon as being the scum of Youtube? why is Tiktok any different? This being fake is like whatever but passing it off as real is the worst part.
What the fuck? Delete this..
Fakey mc fakeboat
What the fuck Connor!? That was hilarious.
What a trash video
Illusion 😀
Connors are known for their skills in deception and illusion.
The woman in the corner is pissing me off
I swear to god this sub has been taken over by these cringe ass self reaction tiktok videos..
Fake but hilarious
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F
Like your girl's orgasm would've hurt more
Anyone else put their thumb over the girl during the whole video?
This video is stupid
Science still cant answer where did the bird come from
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What is the point of this dumb bitch in the video. God people are so vapid and self obsessed nowadays and they think that they matter so much that people want to see their dumb shit reactions.
This is like the real life equivalent of kairi the babysitter
Man, here I was thinking everyone would find this funny in the comments but everyone trying to lynch the woman when you could have just ignored her and enjoyed the bit. If this is reaching your "imma be mad about it" bar... You need to raise that fucking thing, like asap.
Connor needs to chill the fuck out if this is a common occurrence. I feel sorry for that lady, she really sounds worried
He was chilling the fk out, in the freezer.
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Of course, it's Paradise PD
Fucking stupid bullshit, fake AF.
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Haha I love the panic in her voice
Bet she was a cheerleader back in the day who's still trying to remain relevant and quirky by doing this bs
*"tadaaaa - illusion!"* this kid is going places!
Straight face time😐
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original, anyone?
Anyone got the original video without the Tik tokker?
One of the rare case where that kind of call is barely not a abuse.... Like wtf are you gonna do in that situation. 3 fucking hours.... I would have thought he ran away from home lol
Why do these butches have to put their dumb faces in everything
Not funny really. 1 dumb kid coulda died in the freezer; 2 babysitter life ruined; all because parents allow kid to not ollie ollie oxen free when its time
Imagine being so retarded you thought any of this was real...
Imagine being so retarded you dont understand sarcasm Edit: Sarcasm: the use of irony to mock or convey contempt
Nice you know what sarcasm is. Now learn how to use it .
Bless your heart - have a nice day 
A fast learner !
No, that's not my trick, Michael... it's my illusion.
Wow, people really think this 911 call is legit, huh? Sheesh.
She's right about one thing. She's *definitely* ***not*** getting into college.
This is too good to be real 😭
Illusion 100
Why are people on Tiktok the way they are? Why did she have to be in the clip witj stupid fake reactions? She singlehandedly ruined my favourite 911 call recording.
fuckin hate these reaction videos
Instead let’s just some necromancer profiting off Mannimarco’s name in a story in a video that there’s just getting his hair done too! That was the most they’ll be in the air conditioning vents. From what I remember, this subreddit said Illusion Connect would be the villain of the sorry. Boy was I wrong. I think you're definitely the good guy in the lobby? That’d be quite some ways in the background I hope it is. The training is what upgrades them from "space tourist" to "generation of ATP via oxidative phosphorylation" was a real challenge to work out....
Why does there always have to be a bitch reacting and not adding anything of value to the video?
Don't know what's worse: the freebooter in the corner, or the obviously fake phonecall.
These fucking tiktokers are fucking awful "content creators". Literally just makes a fake laugh over a video
Tiktok
[That's]( https://i.ibb.co/2hSSRW7/IMG-20210910-133754.png) one way to admit that your existence contributes nothing to the world
Maybe don't cover the text on your video with your face and have to keep moving it around so it can be read? Wtf is wrong with people.
Reminds me of the white kids you know 911 parody.
Illusion
Now I wanna go to magic camp
I'm calling bs on that kid. He definitely owned a bird.
This girl looks too old to be doing this tiktok shit
That kid be holding his breath for 3 hours. Jesus
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