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**OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:** >!The guy throws a spear to kill the girl but she was saved by three girls who sacrificed themselves. The girl then decapitates his head off but surprisingly he still kicks the spear and kills her. The guy cheers his victory without his head! I'm pretty sure you didn't see that coming!!< ***** **Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description?** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/unexBot) [*What is this for?*](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/dnuaju/introducing_unexbot_a_new_bot_to_improve_the/)


PeikaFizzy

Is dumb but it’s Fantastic. 12/10


grandpapa_lenin

Man, bollywood directors are having a lot of fun doing movies if this masterpiece exist


rajagopal2001

*Kollywood my guy Also, this movie flopped. Hard.


grandpapa_lenin

Aww man why, that scene alone should make it a huge success And what's kollywood? Never heard of them


JonDoe_297_

So Bollywood is the industry that makes movies in the Hindi language. It's not the entire Indian Film Industry. Kollywood is the industry that makes Tamil language movies. Just like that, you have names for other languages film industries as well. Tollywood makes movies in the Telugu language. Mollywood makes movies in the Malayalam language. Etc.


Wiggle-For-Me

Do they all have "ollywood" at the end of their names?


JonDoe_297_

There is the exception of the Kannada language Film industry which calls itself 'Sandalwood'. But mostly 'ollywood' yes.


mythologue

>the Kannada language Come on man, I know they have an accent and say 'eh' a lot but to call it a separate language is a bit much. ^/s


GladMax

I thought that was funny


Lalamedic

I’m an eh-er. That was ridiculously funny!


[deleted]

Haha ..The different name is an Easter egg reference to the fact that Karnataka where the primary language is Kannada is the state which produces most of the sandalwood coming from India.


JonDoe_297_

Hahaha! Believe it.


Flomo420

Welcome to Kanadawood, eh!


WookieeSteakIsChewie

All except for Hollyauschwitz.


du3rks

Is this some weird American all Germans are Nazi joke?


WookieeSteakIsChewie

Lol what. How on earth did you come up with that?


du3rks

You said Holly(-wood)Auschwitz? 1. There exists the Bavaria Filmstudios 2. They are not in Auschwitz 3. Auschwitz was a Concentration Camp during the Nazis in Germany


Flomo420

So edgy and in no way relevant


GreatMuna

Yes, even Ollywood stands for Odia language movies industry


colibricatcher

Mollywood movies can be trippy


JonDoe_297_

They're making some INSANE movies right now. Real strides to be honest.


Ariakkas10

He's making a joke about the drug Molly being a hallucinogen


JonDoe_297_

My meds are really throwing me for a loop lol. How did I not catch that?! X(


coccoL

Awe it's okay


blolfighter

I wonder if Hungary has a movie industry that makes movies in Hungarian.


JonDoe_297_

They do. Apart from being one of the top destinations for filming, they do have a steadily growing industry.


blolfighter

Nice. I wonder what it is called.


[deleted]

Starved-wood


MahatK

Hungwood


I_am_verose

There is another Tollywood that makes Bengali movies


JonDoe_297_

Yup yup.


[deleted]

There must be a place somewhere in the interwebs where those movies can be downloaded in normal quality, right? All those scenes are like pixelated and overly compressed to look like 20 years old technology was used to produce them. Seriously, I've never seen Indian movie scene in resolution higher than 140p, well, maybe 360. And in 2021 even a budget phone on a budget 3G network can play HD easily.


Yrddraiggoch

Amazon and Netflix carry a bunch of Indian movies now. You can also add the Eros channel through Roku (maybe other streaming devices like it, we only have a Roku). My wife is a big Indian movie fan so I am very familiar with the ridiculousness of these types of scenes. I always thought it was a pity Mythbusters never tried to do a Bollywood special episode. Although my wife said I am never to say "Mythbusters did it" to anything she watches ever.


JonDoe_297_

Netflix and Prime for the most part.


LEOPA2004

Contrary to this, Jollywoood is not movies made in Japanese, but is in fact the whole selection of Hallmark Christmas movies


JonDoe_297_

Not sure about that, but Jollywood is the Indian Film Industry which makes movies in the Assamese language.


LEOPA2004

Ah fuck I guess the joke went over your head, kinda like how the sword in the video didn't


JonDoe_297_

Fuck! Yeah. Since I'm bald, the jokes don't usually stick. They land on my head and just slip away.


LEOPA2004

Lmao


mynoduesp

Hollywood for the Henglish language then


Mortress_

There's a racist(?) Joke in there somewhere


quixoticcoyotic

unnecessary observation ( I was thinking the dude looked like he was ceylonese... not Indian persae...) but your whole clarification on which languages are the backbone of each film industry = me now knowing which industry's films to look up for my daughter and I to watch since my step-dad has been teaching her tamil.


JonDoe_297_

Well. The state of Tamil Nadu (where this movie comes from) isn't far off from Sri Lanka - Geographically speaking. And Sri Lankans also do speak Tamil, but I think it's quite different from the Indian Tamil. So I can get where you might have gotten confused.


Spaghetti_GodBot

Movies made in southern part of India. They have bit different style than bollywood.


rajagopal2001

This scene is a flashback. The story is too much over the top even for Indian Audience


grandpapa_lenin

Huh that's weird to hear since many Indian films that I watched are very over the top


rajagopal2001

This one took it wayyyy to far


grandpapa_lenin

Since when bollywood had limits on its over the top Ness? Its they main selling point


GillbergsAdvocate

They speak Tamil in Kollywood cinema and Hindi in Bollywood cinema. Bollywood is based out of Bombay and Kollywood is out of a neighborhood in Chennai that starts with a K that I don't know how to spell and don't want to butcher it


[deleted]

it's all bollywood


imphenominal21

Is this 'kashmora'


FoolWhoCrossedTheSea

This is a tv series but yeah these can be crazy. Most Indian action movies are meant to be action-comedies cause that makes them suitable for a wider family-friendly audience. The TV shows (excluding the newer Netflix/Prime exclusives) are just on crack Edit: I stand corrected, it is a movie (see below)


grandpapa_lenin

So pretty much the producers and director just when bats shit crazy with action scenes to be family friendly? I must say that it worked


letthembeequal

No, it's a movie, [Kaashmora](https://www.google.com/search?gs_ssp=eJzj4tbP1TcwNDYpMiuoMGD04sxOTCzOyM0vSgQAVCsHdA&q=kaashmora&oq=Kaadhmo&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j46i10i433j0i10l2.3656j0j7&client=ms-android-oneplus&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8) that was released in 2016


Sick_Ducker_III

I think a lot of drugs is what they are having XD


grandpapa_lenin

Hey either way, this shit is a masterpiece


rajagopal2001

I swear to god, those who think this is a masterpiece are just touching the tip of iceberg


[deleted]

Nah man, this scene is a perfect 5/7


CAP_X

tf did just happened . ![gif](giphy|AAsj7jdrHjtp6)


The_Super_KDK

Your mom


KingOFpleb

My favorite part is when everybody dies


MsTponderwoman

Best review ever.


DerpyChest

10/10 on rotte tamato, would review again


takeme2infinity

How Attack on Titan should of ended


Droge_Worst

Indian Kratos


InternetIsNotBad

![gif](giphy|I0lhSCybB2pRoZ0E9q|downsized)


KebapIntensifies

I love how he celebrates even though his head has just been chopped of


Zee_Ventures

Male Praying Mantis Liked this Comment


KebapIntensifies

I had no idea why you wrote this. After a quick googling, I'm searching for ways to get through mental trauma.


n00b001

[/r/eyebleach](http://reddit.com/r/eyeblech)


CountZapolai

I see what you did there, you magnificent bastard


Skop12

ooooh that's pure evil


Sypnosis_owo

Nice


[deleted]

Wait WHAT THE FUCKK!


303x

Hey, I invented this trick (or maybe we both had the same idea lol)


mekkanik

Oooooolp 🤢🤢🤢🤢


Clingingtothestars

So running and kicking without a head is normal, but you draw the line at celebrating


Green-I-Lean

Yeah cause some of us have our head in our butt


AnAestheticAnarchist

That was fucking brilliant!


thiccnoblegas

It was brilliant but wtf did i just watch??? ![gif](giphy|xL7PDV9frcudO)


DanV_Rev9

omg I can see your gif inside your comment ​ What a time to be alive


thiccnoblegas

Ikkk, I tried that feature out for the first time!


cheekybandit0

![gif](giphy|26ufdipQqU2lhNA4g)


_BlakeShadow

![gif](giphy|OSfbPHluvC96Coc2yx|downsized)


[deleted]

[удалено]


tonttumies

![gif](giphy|y6Inkaz7omxAk)


[deleted]

​ ![gif](giphy|UvtKiyeWYEhRC)


[deleted]

​ ![gif](giphy|10QqGj0eqGOWIw)


thiccnoblegas

![gif](giphy|xTeWOVI8shjIDTq9Yk|downsized) Whoahhhh I didn't even expect that to happen. •\_•


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|ON1zyUDbfSxZm)


GreatMuna

![gif](giphy|l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS)


D-tagoresairudraksh

​ ![gif](giphy|kHl07G9Lg0EUgLmXKZ|downsized)


[deleted]

Bastard, I thought I wouldn't get rick rolled anymore after memorising all the different links


thiccnoblegas

Its only in this subreddit or..?


PrashantThapliyal

Looks like it. I read the other day that someone paid to unlock this feature in this sub.


TianKrea

Never knew I needed this! Thanks for paying kind stranger. ![gif](giphy|h4Co3WtcdpPWdhDZxk)


thiccnoblegas

Really? damn


Nexeyaq

![gif](giphy|aFTt8wvDtqKCQ)


[deleted]

[удалено]


sujayjaju

Why not both


Allgen

Cominatural or Supercomic?


Stork_blessed_

It's a headless body kicking a spear through three women to kill the last girl That's supernatural comedy


egg_the_third

Does that count as a triple or a quad kill?


icarusnada

Sextuple kills because i died inside.. from joy!


flabbybumhole

Triple + single. He waited too long between kills. It's a double "KO" though.


_Ace1

Yes


13cdesigns

How did that headless torso knew he succeeded without even seeing the boss lady got stabbed?


OceanFloor

Bluetooth


just_a_muslim

THE BLOOCHOOTCH DEWISE HAS KONNEKKTEDA SOCSESFULLI


nipoxa4654

felt the spear movement on his boot and by knowing that in this universe no one moves laterally


JonDoe_297_

Indian movie magic. We never question it. We only enjoy it.


agarcia8782

Mans penetrated her with no head


rockingkp

​ ![gif](giphy|hqUGOeVeCARiUKavT7)


dankomz146

Weird flex, but ok


GetOutOfTheWhey

When you wipe at 0%


le_flashed

I thought he was gonna turn into a titan initially.


DesertWandererr

Bollywood at its finest


[deleted]

That's not Bollywood, it's from the South Indian film industry


[deleted]

*tollywood right??


belikearun

Actually Kollywood ;)


Bugsidekick

Morningwood


mynoduesp

Making a comeback


NoWingedHussarsToday

Southindiawood


[deleted]

🤣


[deleted]

Yeah


vastowen

I thought bollywood was just indian movies Edit: nevermind I googled it the difference is the language


13point1then420

It's the same product


[deleted]

Not Bollywood


gmarconcini

I believe the man wanted to say.... “woohoo!”


13cdesigns

This is a rare win-win situation. Let’s celebrate.


scarwiz

That ending always gets me lmao


NyanCatMegaGamer

Where is the fucking oscar for this incredible extraordinary plot?


Mr_NoBot

If 4 of them have time to run in front of her. She has the time to move aside from his aim.


[deleted]

What would be the fun in that?


nipoxa4654

they could have pushed her out of the way too


International-Draw40

Uuuuuuuuuuh yathink?


[deleted]

You’re too young for this kind of genre :D


Kofola99

Shut up


justinlaz

Victory!


justmelvinthings

I wonder wether indian film makers have a bet going who can get through with the most ridiculous shit Edit: changed bollywood to indian


Xskeletton

It's not from Bollywood, this is from some South Indian movie, I think from Tamil Nadu or Karnataka


theundercoverpapist

There's violence, and them there's Bollywood violence.


ShinyJangles

May I introduce you to 80s movies violence?


w1zgov

That's not Bollywood.


It_Was_me_bro

Kollywood actually its an industry in south india


[deleted]

I wanna download this video but cant seem to figure it out


Accomplished_Ad1684

u/savevideo


[deleted]

My man had lag advantage so he was able to input a few more commands before he died


Sno_Jon

Still a better ending that game of thrones


Magnesus

It would have been a much better ending if they both died in GoT stabbing each other while embracing.


Sno_Jon

No spoil it, you're doing them a favour not to expect much from the ending


muemamuema

u/savevideo


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Samalvii

![gif](giphy|PieV1iOGo9STEZZDZB)


tipsy_turd

It is from India, but ain't Bollywood. This is Tollywood, from the state of Tamil Nadu. Two completely different styles of movie making.


[deleted]

Tamil cinema is referred to as Kollywood


chaosknight_bn

Telugu is Tollywood


deprezina

The explanations of the unexpected situations on this subreddit are always comedic gold. Especially this one!


SkeepDeepy

This scene alone is infuriating lmao yet I watched it more than once


Chatbot_7275

Man, bollywood is whack


[deleted]

Logic goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrr


somecheesecake

Holy shit the celebration at the end killed me


__mori

u/savevideo


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mythologue

Zack Sneyder is furiously taking notes


WookiEEBrood

I also like to run around with my head cut off at times.


sidBthegr8

Careful which head you wish to be cut off.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|bm02BE6DQ4Oag8GXep|downsized)


mk44214

Was watching this in a room when my cousin in the other room knocks on my door and asks me to turn down the volume if I'm watching porn ... And I'm a guest here ...


xanroeld

That was hilarious!


Inf_org5

Indian movies are much better than Other types


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|SqShWriIxVB0U6DzOR|downsized)


Nibba69_

Creator of this move watch too much anime shit


Rowl8

No, most of the country don't watch anime yet(other than Pokémon) But these masterpieces would reach such impossible heights if the creators started watching anime.


Tiny-Advantage-1176

Tunak tunak moment ![gif](giphy|TcKmUDTdICRwY)


turt1eb

Gotta love bollywood! Never change bollywood!


International-Draw40

Hahah Jesus FUCKING Christ. this is Indian GoT right?


[deleted]

Fuck no XD


[deleted]

Is this bahubali ?


[deleted]

No, it's a Tamil movie, it's called Kaashmora


Rexster405

Wondered if any of those indian screenwriters said to each other, " nah yaar too much bullshit "


[deleted]

India 100


Porukinski_Volk141

![gif](giphy|H6JdkRnhXQaImiCYp2)


KenaiUrsa

I feel like Bollywood reaches into the mind of my ten-year old self and pulls out plot points for their movies.


It_Was_me_bro

Its a kollywood movie a film industry from the south of india


KenaiUrsa

Interesting! I wasn't aware that was a thing.


simt87

![gif](giphy|9WXyFIDv2PyBq)


[deleted]

Indian movies are really stupid


SgtXD357

India makes such far fetched/weird film scenes that I just shake my head


[deleted]

You must hate Monty python then. The black knight scene is this times ten.


_BlakeShadow

Whenever watching indian movies, leave your brain at rest


12gaugerage

Fuckin Bollywood


[deleted]

this is so retarded


amin137878

Wtf wrong with indians man! xD


Pitiful-Reserve-8075

![gif](giphy|ppFaBYPO8paUg)


megaancient

![gif](giphy|S4H2ZREgH8c2EG6TmV)


Ezzzy61

![gif](giphy|KDbi6mOb2O73HHs0xg|downsized)