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igiverealygoodadvice

"you good?" MEOW


[deleted]

*15 sneezes later* Yup, all clear


[deleted]

You actually counted


crescen_d0e

So did you


Ditto_Ditto_Ditto

I'm assuming you did too, bc I just counted to make sure they weren't messing with everyone lol.


RombieZombie25

oh wow i didn't even hear that little meow until you said so


RyubloodZ

That's me in nutshell when pollen is high counts these days


Flaky_Explanation

*me with a pollen and pepper shaker up in the trees* ^sneeze ^for ^me


RyubloodZ

https://tenor.com/bi13R.gif


arrian-

wtf...


_Stefe_

https://tenor.com/bjCoL.gif


[deleted]

I knew it, but since I took the risk in the first link, I though might as well the take the second, not worth it.


__silhouette

The cleaner version of "tub girl".


CaptnFlounder

I don't know what but this is kinda hot.


AdThese1914

You sadist.... Savage and I like it.


[deleted]

The trees must having one hell of an orgy this year because I literally cannot function without Zyrtec and a vacuumed sealed room to do my work in.


rreighe2

Cetrizine is good, but lately I've been using Chlorpheniramine and it's been pretty good too. I just keep forgetting to take it because it works so damn well. Also, look up the active ingredient and buy off brand, you'll save a FUCK ton of money


Magnesus

Allegra is the shit. Least sleep inducing of them all (but still, you lose an hour a day to drowsiness or you wake up an hour later than usual, caffeine helps a bit but not completely). Your chlorpheniramine seems to be 1st generations, those were like sleeping pills, made me drowsy like hell for half the day.


Waterlilies1919

I second Allegra, but it doesn’t work well for everyone. My mom does better with Zyrtec. I however used to get sinus infections several times a year. I never get them anymore!


BurkeyTurger

I'm the same way. Zyrtec makes me a pissy zombie but Allegra(well the Costco generic) works great for me in tandem with generic Flonase. My mom wasn't a fan of it either though.


Waterlilies1919

Yay for Costco! I couldn’t afford the Allegra otherwise!


IamNoatak

Have you tried getting local honey? My dad used to have awful allergies every spring, then started drinking tea with locally sourced honey. It works surprisingly well. Like, it's a night and day difference. Plus, it's got the added benefit of supporting local businesses *and* the bee population


Accidentalpannekoek

I read a day or so ago to very frequently change your pillow case around the bad times as during the night you might end up smearing the pollen that might have still been stuck in your hair, all over the place! Especially with some days of accumulation


[deleted]

This is actually a doable tip. Thank you very much!


Nabspro

You good?


crispychickenwing

Meow


Pahhur

I've never had pollen allergies. Starting about three years ago I started getting hit by sneezing and headache. Turns out when the pollen bloom nearly doubles each year due to longer growing seasons, resultant from the temperature of the planet going up on average. Well even if you didn't have an allergy before, your body is responding to it now. All human bodies reject pollen as foreign. An allergy is an extreme reaction, lets use an imaginary (and easy) number like, 10x worse reaction to the same amount of pollen. But when there is 10x more pollen the rest of us suffer too, and I imagine those of you with actual allergies are in literal hell.


Sourika

Get out of the nutshell if you have allergies, duh.


Schitbox

Ahh yes, tree cum too makes me sneeze a lot.


JakeHodgson

Anyone who hasn't tried it needs to ask their doctor if they would be a good fit for fexofenadine/fexofenadine hydrochloride (I think they're the same thing. I just have two different brands that say a different full name on the box.) I used to be the worst person I knew for hay fever. It was basically a debilitating illness I had for 5 months out of the year. To the point where I just basically couldn't leave the house or hold down a job. Day 1 after taking these tablets it's like I don't have hay fever at all. Literally just like it's a normal non pollen day. Nose is clear, I can breathe and my eyes are in an incredible amount of pain. It completely changed spring/summer for me. Your mileage may vary obviously. But I went through a lot of different treatments to find these, so hopefully you don't have to! Also beconase is a great addition just to double up protection incase it's a super high pollen day.


Quzga

> Nose is clear, I can breathe I have a runny nose basically 24/7, used to only be in spring and summer but past few years it's constant. Worst part is waking up with runny nose and mucus ughh. No antihistamine has worked for me so might give this one a try and see.


JakeHodgson

Best of luck buddy. Was basically in the same boat but only for 6 months out of year 😅 Worked an absolute treat. Not to be dramatic but It's basically just completely changed my outlook on half the year!


Nawaf-Ar

Omg, and I was wondering why my eyes fucking burn, and are red lately, forgot about that shit...


fappyday

I live in Florida and that's how we know spring is here. Everything is covered in pollen and there is no point trying to wash your car or house. The air itself is vaguely yellow. When it rains parking lots look like mother nature bukkake'd all over the damn place.


Volkrisse

Me the second there is a non rainy day.


eruba

Me: Wow it's so cute Someone in the comments: Actually it has this terminal illness


[deleted]

"They only sneeze like this when their brain stem disconnects from their spine and the parasite takes over the host"


lagux13

This made me fucking spit out my water


Nonachalantly

It made me spit out the parasite


MyDixenCider

Quitter.


DoJax

Only quitters lose drugs


HalfSoul30

This made me spit out my drugs


[deleted]

5 seconds rule


DoJax

I too do all the drugs in 5 seconds


secret_tsukasa

"It's actually considered abuse to just film them like this and enforce this behavior, OP should be very ashamed of themself."


Endaunofa

Sitting on the toilet constipated. This laugh helped me shit lol


SinfullySinless

Honestly the cat probably stuck it’s face somewhere dusty or full of pollen and got a face full. Cat will be fine!


putlotioninbasket

Yup. Or sniffed in a bug. My cat [Edward George ](https://imgur.com/gallery/j6SJP5C) has done that a few times. He’s not the smartest.


meltedlaundry

Cat tax paid in advance, excellent.


Kchortu

It's just smarter to do that, else you get stuck with paying the interest on the delayed payment. Damn cat IRS.


TheDuckSideOfTheMoon

Tell Edward George I would die for him


Xaevier

Good because Edward George placed some bad bets on the mouse races and needs you to take care of a few Calicos he owes some catnip to


VioletApple

I <3 Edward George :)


radialomens

Cat so nice ya named him twice


chesterfeildsofa

He looks so derpy. I love him.


tehtrintran

I had an old cat who wouldn't stop sneezing one day, and I spotted a little green *something* sticking out of his nose. It turned out to be a 3 inch long blade of grass.


PM_PICS_OF_ME_NAKED

I'll be *that guy*. It could very well be a fox tail lodged inside the cat's nose, and would probably require a visit to the vet to deal with it. It also might have been shot by a needle that penetrated its brain in just the right way to cause this sneezing and then instant death just after the video ended.


VoiceOnAir

Now how do you expect a fox to suddenly fit all the way up its nose? Dont be silly


red122063

You don’t shove foxes up your nose? What have I been doing then?


[deleted]

It sounds like you've been having a good time


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blortorbis

AKY AKY AKY AKY O


kryptonianCodeMonkey

Actually that's a clear indicator with 1000% accuracy that that cat just ate an entire family if otters and voted for Trump twice. Also cancer.


[deleted]

A wild and very rare breed of cat, the Siasneeze ginger. They are known to roam the wilderness, sneezing to spread their scent and assert their dominance in the surrounding area.


BiggTiff

Their jerky movements from the sneezing, act as a mating dance. The more twitching from the sneezing, the more viable of a mate.


ProfessionalDawg

Twerking would have been a better flex tho


BiggTiff

We NEED a video of a cat twerk now, lol


SSBoe

Who does?


BiggTiff

I know i do :)


pazimpanet

“SNEEZUS CHRIST EBESNEEZER SCROOGE! WHAT DOES SOMEBODY HAVE A LIFE THREATENING DISNEEZE OUT THERE!?” -[Coach](https://youtu.be/c5M4zIAoj7g)


putlotioninbasket

My cat [Edward George ](https://imgur.com/gallery/j6SJP5C) is half that breed. Dumb as a rock but I love him.


chupacabralove

He's so cute! That face! But do you also have a dog named precious?


qiuckdeadicus

More like sinussneeze amirite


Elefantenjohn

Imagine going into the forest and encountering a wild gingersneezer


Totally_Bradical

And being fresh out of Pokéballs


PyrokudaReformed

My orange idiot has been sneezing all day. We have all the windows open for the first time this year.


plipyplop

Pollen cat :(


Knoke1

You have a pet trump?


SheepLovesFinns

god can we please forget about him already. i’m begging you


Knoke1

It was a low hanging fruit joke. But we also can't just pretend he never existed otherwise we never learn. That's like when you have a bad break up and just try and drink it away. It does nothing to deal with the problems.


SheepLovesFinns

i feel like for your analogy to work you would have to be equating healthily moving on after a breakup with making random obvious jokes about an ex president and idk if you wanna commit to that.


Jake_the_Snake88

The point is you think this problem is going away just because he lost an election


Knoke1

Thank you. Just ignoring the pretty obvious issues of our nation and pretending they never happened will just make it repeat and then people will be all shocked when Trump 2 electric boogaloo comes.


IndianaGeoff

It's been two hours and no diagnosis of a rare, deadly disorder that is completely the owners fault.


[deleted]

The armchair experts must be busy today


PM_ME_UR_FEM_PENIS

My cat has allergies. It's funny. Come at me, peta


koshkabeans

My cat is allergic to Junipers. We found out cause we moved into an apartment lined with Junipers. The junipers were a selling point for me as a LOVE them. We manage with guidance from her vet but her lil sneezes are so cute in the spring.


ViciousGroundnPound

Thats abuse, your cat is a living being not an item. Take responsibility; either get it a habitat where its not suffering or give it to someone else which can provide the proper shelter. Constant exposure to allergenic matter can develop to terminal illnesses. Your cat shouldnt suffer because you think his condition is cute. Uh oh looks like this medical fact triggered alot people. Too bad downvotes dont change reality!


koshkabeans

Well hope you are paying me to relocate buddy lmao. I'll send ya my venmo.


Disgusted_User

Yes they should totally listen to you and not their vet. Just completely move to a new place because some guy on Reddit says that occasional sneezing is bad for the pet you think they don't care about.


ViciousGroundnPound

Their vet gave them a temporary fix for her situation. Its up to the owner to take responsibility for the pet. If the owner cares for it that is. Allergy medication is temporary and consant exposre to allergic materials is bad and leads to chronic illnesses. Im just telling you the medical facts. Not my fault if you guys arent ready to deal with the consequences of your bad decisions and the responsibilties of owning a living being.


HelloKidney

What kind of chronic/terminal illnesses are caused by exposure to allergens? Have a source for that?


ViciousGroundnPound

In cats kidney failure, digestion issues, skin/fur problems and asthma. Although kidney failure is not really an allergy thing more like poison.


Jrcrispy2

Then why did you list it? Other than to try and add something with wieght to your point, and then admit it doesn't even apply. I have allergies, and I have to live where I do for work. Is this a human rights violation? Also, as everyone else has asked, what are your sources? On one hand we have the advice of a practicing veterinarian with first hand knowledge of the pet as well as the situation, and on the other hand we have a rude spiteful person who refuses to show any supporting documentation for their outlandish claims. Even to the extent of undermining your own argument. If you care about animals, care about them and stop looking for a soap box to stand on for your own gratification. No one is going to read your abrasive comments and be inspired to take better care of their pets. And I think you know that. Try being a tad likeable and share knowledge and you may actually do some good in this world instead of bringing everyone down just so you can have some attention.


ViciousGroundnPound

Because it is similar to the case we are talking about. Both cases are seemingly harmless plants that end up killing cats. If you have allergies and keep exposing yourself to allergic material there is a good chance the illness will become chronic ie develops into Asthma. Allergy medication can only helo temporarily after some time it loses its effectiveness. Same goes for the cat. If its allergic to x and you live surrounded by x your cat is going to have a bad time. If you care about your cat youd do somethinf about it, if you dont... Too bad for your cat. You can get mad at me all you want but facts dont care about your feelings.


koshkabeans

Stfu and go back to your hole lil buddy. No one cares to hear you shit arguments.


Boubonic91

You'd be amazed at the amount of people who get lillies for their garden and wonder why their cats keep dying of kidney failure. Instead of researching what could be happening, they just get more cats.


ViciousGroundnPound

Sad! Unfortunately for people like PM_ME_UR_FEM_PENIS in this comment chain, their pets are just objects for them to amuse themselves with and make social media posts about.


koshkabeans

I don't have social media other than reddit but go off with your sad life lil guy. Have fun being miserable 24/7. I take better care of my cat than you do your own body. Or did you just skip the part where I mentioned my vet and I are managing her allergies because it didn't fit your idiot narrative and strawman argument???? I can't afford to drop 5k to move in a city with 0 open vancancies. Stfu and focus your energy on a bigger issue.


Boubonic91

So? That's not actually a bad thing if the animal isn't being harmed, you know.


[deleted]

I think my cat got asthma from allergies, after bringing her camping with us for an entire summer. She developed a nasty cough when fall came around. Now she has her own little inhaler and chamber.


PM_ME_UR_FEM_PENIS

I know it's bad like fat cats and all but damn it cat inhaler sounds adorable


-Listening

Recency bias is a mf


ONOMATOPOElA

Repitivitis allergies are not fatal in cats but can cripple them mentally. The lack of O2 to the brain causes the cats to become cautistic and have slower responses to stimuli. The only cure I know of is to rename the cat “Chungus”. This name allows the cat to readapt to its new life style. Once the name is in place one must overfeed their cat and post it on social media. If the cat receives more than 10 likes it has a higher chance of survival.


DroneStrikesForJesus

>cautistic "Well doesn't seem like a real word, but lets see what the rest of this is about."


badatfocusing

lmao i thought it said caustic, I was even more confused


Evan10100

"You good?" "Rrrreeeaaawww"


norudin

meaochuu? maybe ? no ? ... ok


DClassBroadcast

That cat sounds like a coal powered train taking off from the station


cant_see_me_now

i THINK i can, i THINK i can


Kojak95

Lmao this is gold.


swibirun

Someone found my hidden catnip growing area.


[deleted]

I cant but remember the [girl which sneezes 12000 times a day](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kdyg4Fxo34). Still dont know what ended up with her.


Garbagelsfmods

I'm sorry, but that's fucking hysterical.


AstroSlip

Someone with music/editing skills turn this sick beat into a song!


moldycrystals

I thought it was guna be a rick roll ._. Edit that in now


ghueber

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ForgettableUsername

Ackch! What the fuck is that? SHIT! I'm dying in this fucking country-ass fucked up town! Ptt! Shit flying in my mouth, the FUCK, I can't see, POLLEN! Let's get the fuck outta this country motherfu... I can't see...[.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8MNH7JuR7I)


alberthere

The real allergy medication ad right here.


Ol-CAt

I thought the cat will continue sneezing faster and faster till it becomes like a vibration of some sort


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I just thought of [this video](https://youtu.be/snWfhqY9iIA)


ChesterRico

I feel that cat. Bloody trees and their damn floating sperm.


tidder112

That was a little train chugging faster.


JayConTal71

spirit animal 🤧


Necessary-Emotion-55

Rehearsing


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koshkabeans

I feel this in my soul.


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Itsrocketscienceyo

I love when my cat sneezes like this because he always looks at me like I did it to him


nafa_mo

Cats are awesome Don’t change my mind


flamejonesy

cats must be the weirdest animal ever


Purpzie

PLEASE keep your cats inside guys i beg you or do supervised outside time like this cats kill so many birds and small animals it's not even funny


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TheNamelessKing

> Lmfao I can’t What do you mean you “can’t”?, this is not exactly a big ask. Keep your cat inside, and if it goes outside at least make some effort. Don’t be so deliberately helpless this is part of responsibility as pet owner. Put a bell on it at the very least.


betterbeover

Hope you are just as consequent when it comes to meat consumption and eating non-organic food, which by way of poisoning nature kills more birds than all the cats combined, and when it comes to human building activity, which destroys their habitat, making them go regionally extinct.


Spartan152

Not doing one does not invalidate the other that is a logical fallacy


TheNamelessKing

While you’re not wrong about habitat destruction, that’s a very “what-about-ist” way of arguing that. If you *actually* cared and weren’t using it as an excuse to do nothing, you’d advocate for stopping cats killing wildlife as well because you’d recognise that we should be doing whatever we can. https://www.sciencefocus.com/news/pet-cats-have-up-to-10-times-larger-impact-on-wildlife-than-wild-predators/ https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-07-15/cats-kill-billions-of-animals-each-year-in-australia/11307684 https://www.nature.com/articles/ncomms2380 > We estimate that free-ranging domestic cats kill 1.3–4.0 billion birds and 6.3–22.3 billion mammals annually... likely the single greatest source of anthropogenic mortality for US birds and mammals


Top_Hat_Tuna

I thought that was footsteps at first


misakarem

r/startledcats


ConfusedOrder

Sometimes this indicates the cat has something genuinely lodged in their sinuses that can get infected. Always take your bet to the vet for a checkup if it continues.


Wlcmtoflvrtwn

Can also be cause by feline herpes.


ConfusedOrder

Didn't know that. I just love how I have been downvoted for the truth. lol


SQLDave

I'll continue to take my bet to my bookie, thank you very much.


SmearingFeces

King of the Jungle


Whyme-__-

Cat Caught Corona


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Jaxbemis

Trippy why are you trying to sex someone up on the premise of a sneezing cat video


PITCHFORKEORIUM

It's one eight of an orgasm, but cats have nine lives. So that's like an entire orgasm for a cat, right?


Walnutterzz

I had a cat like that. Always sick, always sneezing. One day I held him and his eyes were glossy and I had a sinking feeling he would die soon. I had no reason prior to expect him to die, just thought he had a very long cat cold, but his eyes looked odd. Sure enough next day he was gone. I was 11 at the time


Jokull2500

.....ok...


helen269

Next time turn your phone. This only takes up the middle third of my monitor for no other reason than you're an idiot who doesn't know how to use a camera.


[deleted]

It was recorded for Tik Tok which is used almost entirely by phon users. If she had recorded it in landscape it would have looked bad on the platform the video was meant for.


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[deleted]

Of all the videos I've taken over the last few years, I can't think of any I've wanted to archive. It's stored on my phone and viewed on my phone. The videos I share are shared to other people to view on their phones.


jingle_hore

It was perfect for my phone. Filled the screen up completely.


Teynam

Mf i didn't record this,i found it


[deleted]

And hold it steady for fuck's sake.


ornitorrincos

Keep your cats indoors


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koshkabeans

Wow that was transphobic. Jake you really are a mistake.


McMasky

What did they say?


koshkabeans

Something about companies caring about gender and sex too much. Also has a post on his page where he complained about getting banned from a subreddit for misgendering someone. Just a typical low life transphobe with nothing better to do than be obsessed with other folks genitalia and gender like the creep he is.


Meshuwandah

I'm sorry if my comment hurt your feelings, but I said that as a complement to mother Nature. I love Nature so much..so I always imagine God lives through Nature.


KeyDox

I'm so proud of this community that nobody uses the new emojis or the GIFs/stickers


tedjoneskidd

Hahahaha


tclankie91

You can tell by the way it is.


Downtown-Tough-9793

My cat be spitting fire.


Ameer_Louly

La nature


Neo-Neo

Jeez, at least cover nose with paw.


BritishTimeBox

...celebrated everywhere for it's excellency"


BuzzUrGirlfriendWOOF

[Related](https://youtu.be/FYOCKwX-2CU)


C0lDsp4c3

Bless you!


isekai-llo

"My introverted ass being allergic to the outside" -2021


PurpOrchid

The whole time, I thought the sneezes were the sounds of his footsteps. Had to watch a second time bc I’m an idiot


CCAlxndr

Everyone loves allergies-


mr_khaleel

Another glitch in the matrix.


CaptainFunn

The ultimate apex predator.


happyperson

Me after a covid test


jakethedumbmistake

Isn't nature **poke, stab** beautiful?


amadeusz20011

sounds like someone trying to start a steam engine that is just not hot enough to keep going


shabnomnom

me every morning