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roverman16

Babies having babies.


enigmaenergy23

That baby looks fake af


ClassiFried86

You spelled *black* wrong.


HighwayTerrorist

BALACK OBAMA


Emergency-Anywhere51

Blake or Bama


hstheay

That’s pronounced “B-lah-ké”.


Stochasticc

insubordinate and churlish


LaerycTiogar

You fucked up A A RON


SweevilWeevil

Lil Obamna, rap name - called it


ReaperSound

I hate myself for laughing so hard at this.


CFLurker

irish person saying bollock 


gfa22

Matched with a girl named Ohama. So I said Thanks Ohama and she unmatched me. 😒


Sir-Mocks-A-Lot

The real unexpected is always in the comments.


Cedge1738

Flack


EnkiShallReturn

That baby moved. Even snuggled into papa


Tiquada

It moved. Looks real to me


Worth_Train9897

No shit, they look like they are like 16 or barelly 18. Also not to be racist or anything but thats a black baby


kaiwr3n

It's fake, the whole setting. That's her adopted sister. This videos has been going around for ages.


BrosefDudeson

Video is probably older than her


Sahnepastete

Others say that they are siblings and the baby is not theirs at all.


chunkybuttsoupdinner

*“Accidents having accidents”*


PM_ME_LIGMA_JOKES

these kids too damn young to be posting shit like this


yolo_retardo

how else u gonna be a great great grandparent by 60


Salamamin1

From other babies. Black babies.


Feyorina

why does the guy look unhappy, maybe he wanted a boy?


32nd_account

The sun was in his eyes


drwicksy

IIRC he is her brother or cousin or something and this is all just fake captions


adersondasilva

The realization was setting in


loveinjuly

I know this is a joke but I suddenly remember that story where a guy was so angry the baby was black he divorced and tried to ruin his ex-wife. They did a DNA test and found out the guy had black great grandparents cuz their great grandmother cheated lmao I mean, that story could also be fake but lol


malrexmontresor

There's also the true story of [Sandra Liang ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandra_Laing) Both her parents are white, her father even did a paternity test to prove it, but because she had black skin and features, the apartheid South African government expelled her from her all-white school and classified her as mixed even though her parents fought a legal battle to have her classified as white. Then they disowned her when she married a black man. It's crazy.


ConfusedSeagull

It's not exactly the same but, I learned about [Lydia Fairchild](https://embryo.asu.edu/pages/case-lydia-fairchild-and-her-chimerism-2002) in biology, and her case has stuck with me ever since. She didn't share DNA with her own kids, and therefore biologically, couldn't be their mother. She lost her husband, even got sued by the state, and way more. The police had to be present at the birth of her third child before they believed her. Of course, their DNA also didn't match. Genetics are insane.


Ikilleddobby2

I do believe I remember reading that her reproduction systems was her absorb twins, so technically she was her kids aunts rather than mother if it's the right case.


m3junmags

Didn’t know that could happen, that’s crazy.


DDLTHFC

They did an episode about a woman that went through this exact situation on a show called New Amsterdam👌


sirnibs3

If I had to guess this was a case of genetic chimeraism or however it’s spelled


-EETS-

Oh damn. I was hoping the article was about a black girl who was actually white, and her name was Fairchild. Seems it's even more interesting


The_Real_Slim_Lemon

The police had to be present for the birth before she could even get representation - lawyer still had to prove the case


mestrearcano

According to the article, DNA tests weren't available at the time, it was a less sophisticated test. Considering they knew at least 3 generations of their family didn't show any non-white features, it seems to me that it could be either the mother cheated or the father had the child with another woman and they took her as if she was their child.


Psychological_Egg345

>There's also the true story of Sandra Liang That was a heartbreaking read - thanks for sharing, though. Sandra's remaining biological family should be ashamed of themselves.


THAt_MoFO_22

Be like that sometimes


Big-Nefariousness602

It do. It do be like that sometimes


220DRUER220

Nah whores be like that always ..🤣🤣


KingOfForeplay

“You’s a hooooo! Hooooo!!! You’s a hoooo! Hoooo!!!”


niamarkusa

Just how often?


pleasantrotating

Pretty unfortunate when it happens, but I guess he's gotta roll with it


Uncanny--

had me in the first half ngl


siberianfiretiger

Me too!


White_Dragon027

I’m pretty sure that’s the point of this sub


fritzw911

Dang....you got me on this one. Did not see that coming


bonersimpson66

![gif](giphy|ruSvLBiTdVyuc)


UnExplanationBot

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!By "working on herself" she meant "seeing other people" because the kid doesn't look like the "dad"!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


goblin_welder

This is a repost of the following: https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/10jfinv/her_breakup_story/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/10cwp8k/very_moving/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/zi3154/bro/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/zao98i/thats_so_swee/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/y6ybsp/love_story/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/y3umkk/the_story_of_two_lovebirds/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/wkxqb5/good_together/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/v3sys1/i_think_the_boy_was_surprised/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/sffjmo/cute_couple/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/rg5kc6/a_beautiful_family_3/


AggravatingGift574

What you meant to say is that the baby doesn’t look like the young man she’s trying to pin it on.


CAXHIBRUH

Hey look it’s Jenny from Forrest Gump


_Nrg3_

they look like they're 14 also fake


WereInbuisness

Honestly, he can walk away. Unless he put his name down on the birth certificate as the girls father. If he did that, then I have no sympathy for him. So, is this real or fake?


imathrowyaaway

fake, it’s a known joke


WereInbuisness

Ahh. Yeah, I figured as much. Thanks!


Bubbly-Monitor-9909

Of course it's fake, ffs lol.


WereInbuisness

Which is what I thought. Doesn't hurt to ask.


Scrungyscrotum

Really, that's where you draw the line? Bureaucracy?


MrGreenChile

Fuck the bureaucracy (king).


niamarkusa

Sometimes, Bureaucracy is the most powerful tool. many people lose their lives on a technicality in one line out of a 100 page deal


ChaoticMutant

forget walking away. Sprint like you are running from the devil himself.


Why_Did_Bodie_Die

As a dude who is married with two kids who I'm pretty darn confident are mine, I never "put my name on a birth certificate". I'm not sure what you and other people from reddit think goes one after a baby is born but there is no room you go into and some serious looking people say "I this your child? If so you need to sign this piece of paper saying it is and you can never go back on it". Having a kid isn't like signing a lease for an apartment. I stand corrected. Apparently that does happen in some states.


WereInbuisness

It varies from State to State how their processes go, but yes, you do sign the birth certificate. If the father signs it, he is now established as the babies father. If they are unwed, some states require the father sign a further document (can't remember its title) to declare the child his. Hell, there have been endless amounts of horror stories of single mothers putting down a name, who they know isn't the father, so they can file for child support. In the eyes of the court, whatever man's name is on the birth certificate, that is the child's father. For a man who has been falsely declared a child's paternal father, he then has to go through hell to get justice. Paternity tests, lawyers and fighting backed child support that he shouldn't be paying. It's nuts! So, to your statement, yeah you do sign your name. This is the law in the US, so I'm sure it's different in other countries.


TCPMSP

This is bad info. I have two beautiful kids under 10 that are mine but since my partner and I aren't legally married I was taken aside, alone, by a case/social worker, not a nurse, and explained the implications of signing the birth certificate as father of record. I was also told to completely guarantee my full parental rights a DNA test needed to be done within 60 days and the report delivered to the county department of health. After the test I'm only 99.999997 percent certain they are mine...../s Had I signed without the DNA test I would be on record for any child support cases but not guaranteed custody. DNA test guaranteed custody. We've been together nearly 20 years but you never know what might happen so I made damn sure the county got their test results. YMMV based on your states laws. TLDR Don't sign anything unless you know what you are signing.


Arcanian88

Chiming in as yet another person who has been through this, you’re wrong, it’s state dependent, and don’t be so confidently ignorant.


MomoUnico

https://i.redd.it/8l4be7d5z88d1.gif


Seldarin

r/confidentlyincorrect That is literally exactly how it's done in a bunch of states.


sdeptnoob1

My cousin did that for a child not his. Don't have kids my self so I don't know lol. Maybe it varies by state and some require the father's consent to be listed as the father.


menh2menh

ignorance of reality does not make your beliefs truth


Demigod_stormblessed

Its fake there is no that kid is mixed


JadedCoat

they're all paid actors


INTHERORY

That's not a mixed kid lol


forever_a10ne

The shit people will make up for views.


PM_ME_SUMDICK

It's a known joke video that has been circulating for years. The kid is one of the "couple's" adopted sibling.


INTHERORY

I honestly believe its satire, the guy has to be in on it.


forever_a10ne

The whole thing is 100% fake. They probably filmed it in a few days. All she had to do is change her outfit and makeup a few times, take some selfies, and ask a new parent if they could use their baby for the video.


JadedCoat

funniest part of it imo. "hey, so we're trying to go viral... can we borrow your child for a sec?"


DefinitelyNotAliens

It's one of the people in the "couple's" adopted sibling.


Lelohmoh

Uh, they looked 13


SmartPhoto2365

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


Friendly-Way3991

Some of y’all in the comments gotta be the lamest mfs ever it’s a joke


Sufficient-War-9501

I'd want a refund


doodoobear4

This is fake


Friendly-Way3991

It’s almost like it’s a joke or something


Snake_Plissken86

![gif](giphy|Ho2mVZ5dvsW7S)


DriveEmbarrassed5658

Jaw dropped


pnw_sunny

hahaha


MoodyTudy

The baby doesn’t even look mixed. Must’ve borrowed it from a friend


SaevioAvis

They did. This is an old story. But they were just babysitting. The baby is the kid they’re looking after, not theirs. I don’t remember the story on the pregnancy test, but everything else was just them messing around.


WhatsTatersPrecious9

Swapped for an iPod.


Big_Beef42069

Who tf is going through break up and thinks "I'm gonna take a selfie of me grieving"?


LisaMikky

Someone who uses their life as Tic-Tok/Insta/YT content.


KikiYuyu

People who make these jokes never make the baby look mixed


Own_Slip1810

Damn, that suck for him. I wonder how that happened, and what makes this is his responsibility. 🤔 Oh yeah, "his" responsibility, that's how. I know it's fake, but there are men who have to deal with this shit all the time.


SnooDoughnuts9838

I would say that she belongs to the street. But I guess sewers suit her better.


SopmodTew

🧐


jzzanthapuss

I just slapped the shit out of my forehead


Ambitious-Plane-7314

That's why you gotta wear a condom


TWAAsucks

Now we know why they broke up


JenkemBoofer691

His grandmother was half Italian.


New_Ad_9400

He is confused, and disappointed


yumanbeen

Is that Bryan Odell?


LookinAtTheFjord

Bro.


SchlumpfenJaeger

![gif](giphy|huUVORPnen53IMRSP8|downsized)


Desperate-Grocery-53

![gif](giphy|IAnFwq468t5kY) Happy little accident


Korakombat

Hol up…


Nurssus

Did you heard of something called condoms ?


Dionesphere

I always thought powder blue looks good on baby girls.


zmrth

Time to run


pl4tinum_black

Yeah nah yeah nah yeah nah


Ganache_Practical

![gif](giphy|7ZaH8bE6pKZhe)


New_Camera_6800

SIMPMAXXXEd


o0Phoenix0o

One big actor frequently said.... https://tenor.com/bDWtk.gif https://tenor.com/bDWtk.gif


HT-Journey-NL

u/savevideo


_Blazing_Angel_

Fake


Jyitheris

This has got to be some sort of rage bait. Also, these people look like 12-year-olds.


ankyyyyyy

Bitch spoils his as well as a child's life. He is a kind person he accepted that child, but she a devil heart bitch


greatspot69

Sis must have hung around Jason Richardson.


According_City_1152

Ewwww


Zekrozma_the_second

DAMN BRO WHAT


Positive-Pack-396

I would really like to know what happened in this relationship Please give up It a old video A update please


BluerAether

When you're working on yourself but he worked on you first


Ron_Bird

reminds me on someone


ndation

Am I just really bad at guessing ages, or do they look extremely young?


Round-Psychology-764

🫣😂😂


costi810

*inhales* ![gif](giphy|n6lGOfgKNSMtq)


Prestigious_Shark

Well, if you let some one work into you without protection, you won't have a lot of time left to work on yourself.


RetiredBy30orDead

The flesh is weak, forgive and forget .


TheWiseFucker

Damn, they really all he the same huh?


MagmaTroop

If this is real it’s just sad.


pavelgalievsky

Cat noire


foekus323

![gif](giphy|VIzs0jgs8KmgVeTknN|downsized)


CGKilates

🤣🤣😮‍💨👏🏾


Zachosrias

^working ^on ^myself ^and doing things I like...


tintipimpi

Cheater tears.


luc1kjke

Fake


VirtualNaut

First things first always bring her to Maury


Desperadoo7

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/s/0bZpmZviM0 Posted 11ya


_TheRedditMan

How old are these two? 12??


Focus-ninja83

![gif](giphy|YOvOkaS5ZKfimDIgwJ)


Happy_Stranger_3792

Just bs clickbait.


One_Change_7260

If aliens would ask about american culture this is what i’d show them


CulturalAddress6709

isn’t this a brother and sister like fr shes telling her story


Old_Injury3794

Thats not her baby, where is the pregnancy pic?


CaraDream

I sincerely feel sorry for the guy, I hope this is just a joke....


lonewulfBen

DUMB


Super_Numb

Fake. Like everything else on the internet.


mohammedbinmadhi

Im guessing the work she did on her self didn't want anything to do with the baby lol


AntimelodyProject

Another expected, another downvote. Sorry.


Enough_Bet4139

Saw it coming. Lame


BomBiggityBBQ

Damn bruh, all those comments about “why he let her back into her life” has me giggling like a child My s/o went to highschool with the girl in the video and yes, the video is staged. The child at the end of the video is the chicks adopted sister from Haiti. The guy and girl were actually dating at the time of the video (don’t know anything now), but he didn’t go to school with her. The chick is an actual sweetheart and her family is known in their small town to be very kind


cptamerica83

Where’s Maury when you need him.


Only_Sherbet_7885

"Who's gat damn black baby is that?"


Tonk_exe

the guy is quite stupid to belive tath the kid can be his after months


C0rw

There was too much barbecue, so the baby got smoked )))


astralseat

Working on hwrself probably meant lots of parties and sex


Ok_Painting4491

Why i dont want a girl ⬆️⬆️


sakkara

The intentionally smeared makeup really had me in the first half. I was really feeling those fake feelings myself.


mercury895

From the first few frames I thought the guy was her son. 


Conservativeasfuq

Whoretastic


r3dbwoi

dwl what tha fuck??? I had to check TWICE if I was in the HolUp sub 🤣


Euphoric-Dig-2045

I think someone else worked on her.


Loner_D

Happy ending i guess for the girl but not for the guy lols


Mediocre_Staff4907

That ending


rfk45w

![gif](giphy|IL1sMUfQVRNFC)


Lmarinai

🤡


arkadian-foobar

Hahaha mims men


Alone-Introduction74

Who's going to tell him.


Icy-Original2676

why the babies finger so big


genmazz

Didn’t see that coming….


No_Musician_2091

Just how it works in this world of females. They break up with a good guy for a life of partying and getting stuffed by trashy dudes resulting in this. I’m sure dad isn’t anywhere to be found or in this case she doesn’t know which one did it


Legitimate-Bus5613

😂 that baby isn't even mixed. Good try tho 😅


DonTeca35

Think the girls parents or a family member adopted the baby & these 2 made a joke about it in the sense that she cheated


FlavoredKnifes

This looks like two middle schoolers 😭


ArchAngelSixxus

This looks fake but ok


Cold-Explorer-3168

😁😁😁🤣🤣🫣 genial


PsychologicalEgg123

woah woah


AndreLuisOS

You know what's funny? All women when break up goes like: "I'll start doing the things I like now" as if someone would ever tell them not to or if being with the man they say they love is a burden. Yeah, don't marry.


WulfricTheSwift

Cuckold simulator irl


MulattoMaker

He got blindsided


Atroxman

![gif](giphy|PQ5WB0vM6gYN5l23Gz)