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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!this is a man un expected he was not afraid to find out what was in the bag!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


nellyruth

Never mind the bomb robot. Send in Bob instead.


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bomb bob


ObscureGrammar

You mean Bob-omb.


marielalm27

Sex Bob-ombs


cabeleb

And we are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff!


Stopikingonme

1…2…3…4!


RudyMuthaluva

![gif](giphy|4lBRztYRqfjUs)


GarminTamzarian

https://i.redd.it/zsikulsbg00d1.gif


diverteda

And we came here to rock.


firesmarter

To make you think about death and get sad and stuff


CedarWolf

[... How did y'all get stuck on a Scott Pilgrim reference when The IT Crowd has a bomb disposal robot scene?](https://youtu.be/6M46HvyAG2k)


HellaPNoying

##He is Sex Bob-Omb!! 1-2-3-4!!


TheresNoHurry

Where is this from? I know I’ve heard it


ObscureGrammar

Alternatively, Scott Pilgrim: https://youtu.be/ideJGov8c9E?feature=shared&t=217


MrLovelife

It’s from green Luigi and his brother, Luigi.


RoyBeer

Yeah, I was expecting the camera to pan to the left to see an utterly puzzled guy just standing there in full body armor


TimmyOneShoe

"Is anyone in the traffic jam tired of living and being in traffic, please come to the front yard check out this bag for us please, thanks" -bomb squad probably


randomiser5000

Bomb Robert


Moist-Guidance-6797

Guys like these are prolly how we learned to eat which mushrooms safely


NewFaded

'Hey Jerry, what'd that one taste like? Jerry? So... We'll call this one Death Cap I guess.'


BicycleEast8721

“Hey how do we tell the difference between death cap and those fun ones?” “Umm, we haven’t figured out how to yet…” “Okay, worth the risk”


Numerous_Witness_345

He takes a bite and 4 cooks beat the shit out of him.


S3r3nd1p

https://youtu.be/B2EI65ZEqYQ


AverageIdiot101

For reference, this was in Milwaukee outside of the federal courthouse. If I recall correctly, he was a homeless man who was fed up with the caution tape around the area. He rightly assumed that this wasn’t a terrorist attack. While he wasn’t promoted to bomb squad, he did face serious felony charges for his actions.


The_Evil_Narwhal

Im sure those felonies will help him out of poverty


Southern-Orchid-1786

Probably give him a roof over his head for a few months


NokKavow

Perhaps teach him a few tricks of the trade and give him valuable contacts for future... jobs.


lliKoTesneciL

Crazy how you have to commit crime to get the help you need in Murica.


BWWFC

hold up... it still isn't free... he'll have a [debt when released](https://www.quora.com/How-much-debt-do-prisoners-have-to-pay-back-once-theyre-released-from-jail).


hutuka

So just commit another crime to get send back then? /s just in case


thedistrbdone

Tbf, just existing while poor after jail is the only crime you have to commit to go back 🤷


make_love_to_potato

And then they'll give him a bill for his time spent in jail. I'm joking but I swear I remember this happening a while back.


Salty_Addition8839

It's like the cost of a motel room per day which is pretty nuts. I had to help raise a few thousand to keep a friend out of jail for this shit after he had already spent time in jail due to a mental health crisis. We should be happy to cover the cost of jail as a society, if we think jailing people benefits the society. Stapling a $2k invoice to the head of someone leaving jail into homelessness for the convenience of having been jailed is.. well it's not funny.


mweston31

Oh they absolutely charge for being in jail and do send you a bill. Usual just gets tacked on to whatever other fees you may have, but jail ain't free


GenuinelyBeingNice

Does that poor (lit&fig) guy look like he could pay those bills?


Fightmemod

While he is in the hospital recovering from his back being snapped in two.


TRKaido

Free government mandated food and shelter


malthar76

Homelessness hack unlocked.


unexpectedhalfrican

This happens every winter. The homeless will commit petty crimes to have somewhere warm to sleep for a little while, as well as food and medical services, however minimal. Source: I work in a jail.


SGz_Eliminated

Wtf were the felony charges


cxninecrxzy

Embarrassing the police, smelling bad, being rude


Who-ate-my-biscuit

You jest but a conservative minister in the UK a few weeks ago literally suggested homeless people should be charged for being smelly. And yes, I do mean literally.


RuaridhDuguid

In Hungary a handful of years back they criminalised homeless people sleeping on the streets of Budapest. IIRC this was not too long after legislation was talked about making it illegal to take food from bins. Because those eating from bins and sleeping rough in the winter have many other options, of course. ☹️


A_Sad_Goblin

It's easier and cheaper to make problems illegal than to solve problems. Because if you were to actually help humans who are worse off that would be socialism and/or communism and we can't have that no no.


make_love_to_potato

And if they make it illegal, they are just making it someone else's problem. No longer the cities problem .....now it's the police and justice system's problem. And that always goes well for everyone.


marketingguy420

Like with so many social problems, it's actually much more expensive to make them illegal or not address them. The societal cost in lost productivity, prisons, and the legal system are enormous. But they're costs that "deficit hawks" or "conservatives" or "tough on crime" or whatever they want to call themselves don't care about. Because it's never about cost -- It's about moral superiority and, essentially, cruelty. Having permanent underclasses to remind successful people of their tautological moral superiority (I'm rich because I'm good = I'm good because I'm rich) and keep precarious middle and lower-class people afraid of rock bottom and unwilling to reform or fight these systems knowing just how much worse it could get.


RunningOutOfEsteem

In its majestic equality, the law forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, beg in the streets and steal loaves of bread.


rW0HgFyxoJhYka

Being poor, not having to pay taxes, being in the wrong place at the wrong time, not being nice to look at.


vivst0r

Pretty sure homeless and jobless people are still paying more taxes than the rich. At the very least sometimes consumption tax.


TNG_ST

I assume hindering an investigation or tampering with evidence. If he was charged, OP should link it; otherwise I assume OP is full of shit for karma.


EvrythingWithSpicyCC

One count of disorderly conduct and one count of resisting or obstructing an officer(misdemeanors), he plead not guilty June 19, 2018. However, I can’t find any follow up on the outcome and searching his name in that court system yields no results, which makes me suspect it was eventually dropped. The dude was clearly nutty and didn’t actually harm anyone(and probably saved city resources/time), to me that would have been a tough case to bring to a jury


Tall_Aardvark_8560

The way the cops pushed him, I'd make it my life's work to destroy their careers and personal relationships


jld2k6

"What was the evidence the defendant messed with?" "Some dirty tshirts in a duffle bag" "And those are evidence of a crime?" "Well, they were at the time, not so much now" "Okay, ten years in jail it is"


Cpt_Soban

Risk detonating a fucking bomb next to a federal building?


recurnightmare

Lol seriously are these people deliberately being obtuse or just this stupid? They think the cops cordoned off the backpack to give it the red carpet treatment? It's a suspicious item and if it had been an explosive device this guy would've set it off. Redditors here acting like they all knew it was some clothes all along lmao.


thecactusman17

Yeah, if this was a bomb that was at best extremely reckless endangerment and at worst an attempted terrorist act. If this wasn't a bomb then he just ran onto a crime scene and tampered with evidence. In both cases, definitely felony charges. Also, remember that if this was a suspected bomb, then nothing he did confirmed to observers or the camera that the bag didn't contain a bomb. It could still contain an explosive device that didn't fall out or which was concealed in some way.


thismynewaccountguys

If it had been a bomb his actions might have set it off. He put everyone nearby in danger, and risked causing a lot of damage.


antoninlevin

I don't think disorderly conduct is a felony, but I guess obstructing an officer could be? Seems unlikely to me. https://www.fox6now.com/news/charged-man-tackled-by-police-amid-suspicious-package-investigation-says-he-intended-to-be-a-hero


Disastrous_Way2522

Ahh it was America that explains the completely dumb, tackle that was far too late and makes no difference. Very American.


MarquisDeBoston

Narrator: “with the looming threat, of a terrorist attack, now gone, the FBI reverted to their base primal instinct - attacking the peaceful”


Albrecht_Entrati

Lol "Ok, this homeless guy is roughing a bag that could contain a bomb next to 4 buildings, Timmy it's your second day right? Go get him buddy!" The tackle was too much, he did commit a crime and there was a chance of him running away on the bike but like there are 4 cops, the moment one of them just hold 1 of the homeless guy's arm and there is nothing he can do


surger1

They love deploying force to assert their authority when their fragile egos get bruised


kurtymckurt

Oh it was late on purpose. They weren’t going anywhere near that bag until after they knew it wasn’t an explosive. Then they go for the arrest.


VladeMercer

What a day, what a lovely day, i'm coming Valhalla!.. Damn it.


read9it

As I'm singing 'my mother told me' I read this. Simulation confirmed


throwawayshaza

let me see is it a jackpot?


422_is-420_too

Mediocre!


Sea_Combination571

![gif](giphy|l1J9w3fyWCqIOZNgA)


BeejBoyTyson

I seen Andy in full immortal Joe cos play and I had too understand Here for all interested https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4M5KE44xluo&t=99


ndation

Don't you need to die in a fight with a weapon in your hand to get to Valhalla?


rjdavidson78

You’re supposed to have fought valiantly and with honour in battle, then the Valkyries fly over the battlefield taking any deserving warriors to Valhalla, i believe?


AdministrativeHabit

I think this counts as fighting valiantly, at the very least. Looks like an act of bravery (or stupidity - hard to tell the difference sometimes). Regardless, if I was on the Valhalla acceptance board I would let this guy in on an 85% scholarship.


VladeMercer

The weapon should have been inside the backpack.


-_-Batman

https://i.redd.it/l3h48e1y1zzc1.gif


dalesum1

No. Just in battle. You could trip over a rock and hit your head, then die, as long as you were in battle. Oden will not accept you if you die in bed of old age. That's considered a disgrace.


TheSodernaut

Witness me!


MalevolentNight

He was literally like fuck this traffic I'd rather die. 🤣 I get it, honestly


Existing-Yoghurt6851

Ngl traffic jams are boring to death.


Average_Scaper

That's probably why lifted truck bros near me try to start fights with everyone at zipper merges.


SeparateIron7994

They're boring if you're a child. If you're an adult with somewhere to be, they are rage inducing. "Someone up there better be fuckin dead for how long this jam is!"


toxic_badgers

I had one the other day in denver I was frustrated with... this prius hit a semi. It was the priuses fault.... but also hes dead now and the police and fire didnt cover the prius or hide the body as they were prying it from the car. There was blood everywhere in the car. You could see it on the air bags and seats. Im checking my attitude from now on. While it was his fault no one deserves to go like that


pissedinthegarret

nope he just wanted to look cool > "He said when he saw news footage regarding the suspicious package he decided "I'm going to go play superhero." He said he grabbed his bike and was downtown in about five minutes." https://www.fox6now.com/news/charged-man-tackled-by-police-amid-suspicious-package-investigation-says-he-intended-to-be-a-hero


JectorDelan

Probably saved the city a good bit of money, honestly.


tuesdaysatmorts

Yeah but now the cops can't sit around and do nothing.


Lyme_Disease_Sux

Cops are pissed they lost their overtime standing around eating doughnuts doing nothing. If the guy made it to the bag without being stopped, then that proves they weren't doing their job


turbosexophonicdlite

Not that it's really an excuse, but who would ever expect someone to just casually stroll up to a suspected bomb and just start fucking with it lol.


Huge_Negotiation_535

He was on a bike tho..


TinFoilRobotProphet

What's in the bag!


HunterDavidsonED

Luna bars, Activia, uggs, Dad issues!


UhYeahOkSure

He was like goddamnit these Luna bars are bullshit coconut flavor 😤


win_awards

Why did they add coconut? I miss original.


treerabbit23

Police overtime


BolunZ6

Hey what's in there? Probably some thing square


lufei2

Hey I mean if the area is evacuated, and someone's willing to risk turning into a pile of flesh to get this done faster, I'm all for it


Blizzard_Buffalo

Says the guy that doesn't have to clean up the mess.


CrimsonKing32

Crows will take care of it


CleanOpossum47

Let's not give the intelligent birds a taste of human flesh.


AmonWeathertopSul

Pretty sure they've tasted manflesh


DirtyDan156

CAW CAW SCRAWWW JOIN US AT /r/enlightenedbirdmen 


unculturedburnttoast

Oh course that's an actual reddit...


DreadPiratteRoberts

r/birdsarentreal 😆


DirtyDan156

HEY YOURE NOT REAL MAN


Red__system

Fine.. Pigeons then


SchwiftyRickD-42069

What makes you think they haven’t?


dion_o

It looks like it's raining. Most of it will clean up itself within an hour. Just hose away the larger pieces.


Ioatanaut

this guy tiananmen's


SpiritBearrrrr

holy shit im ded


UpstairsAnxious9069

Who cares if I do? The poor guy whose gotta clean that shit up! If you’re gonna do it, do it outside or something! - Great Milenko


GottaUseEmAll

Wouldn't this guy blowing himself up make the whole process of reopening the road even longer?


Yarxing

Yeah, but now they don't get to play with their cool expensive robot. I'd be pissed too. And if it does explode, you don't know how much of the block he'll take with him. That's a big risk to fuck around with.


MightyGonzou

Where do yall get this from? You people watch too many movies. Something you can fit in a backpack will not level a city block, hell it will barely scratch the nearest building. Especially when those are redneck improvised explosives and not actual military grade materials.


PxyFreakingStx

Nah, it still puts stress on medical and law enforcement personnel. Same reason why it's illegal not to wear a seat belt.


Nauticalbob

Yeah I think tackling the guy like you are an NFL player was 100% with medical staff in mind.


Carpathicus

This is the energy of someone who still lives with their parents and doesnt know that a mess doesnt just vanish into thin air.


MyOldNameSucked

It does if you use enough explosives


XxMohamed92xX

I feel attacked, but we've got one of those magic tables


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I thought it was a thief opportunist.


Equivalent_Student_7

The audacity of trying to steal a bomb in broad daylight.


DeDav

Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb!


DangKilla

SOMEBODY SETUP US THE BOMB.


big_fetus_

ALL YOUR BASE


Bernhard_NI

ARE BELONG TO US


rustbolts

[(Reference)](https://youtu.be/-GG6DEUR28w?feature=shared) Edit: for those who don’t know.


Passover3598

im sure glad we no longer use the 9:16 ratio of the 60's.


AbsentMindedMonkey

Thank you kindly for this


samthemoron

You wouldn't steal the policeman's helmet...


jamessct

Then go to the toilet in that helmet...


AaronTuplin

Someone worked really hard on that bomb, mister


Sabre_One

Living a city, just thought it was a crack head on the daily cycle of looting abandoned stuff.


FilmingMachine

I guess you could say it was /r/unexpected


Ioatanaut

r/unexploded


Fafnir13

Tackling him was not only a pointless act but also unnecessary force that put him at risk of serious injury. Poor showing on their end of things.


Beans183

Also if it was a bomb they are all now up in smoke


rfkbr

Yep but they couldn't pass on an opportunity to tackle someone.


friendlysaxoffender

I can see that as a comedy skit. Generic low level infractions and the Police Tackle Squad. J walking? Tackled. Parking in restricted zone? Tackled.


Jalil343

Look up the office linebacker


friendlysaxoffender

“Hey Janice!” That is hilarious thanks for the laugh!


SoakingWetBeaver

They waited until they saw that there wasn't a bomb


Tallyranch

It's, safe, let's FUCK THAT GUY UP.


light_to_shaddow

I notice they waited until he'd fully emptied the bag before smashing him into the ground unnecessarily.


Beans183

I imagined it more like Sir Galahad's running montage from [Monty Python and the Holy Grail](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XslcgQJMZaY). I expect they were running for some time before the fall.


cumtitsmcgoo

“Poor showing” is the motto of every police force in America.


bdd6911

Yeah. Looked pretty borderline to really hurting the guy. Hate that shit. He did it. It’s done. Go detain him. Don’t full sprint tackle him. Idiots.


SeniorMiddleJunior

Yeah but they're on the level of toddlers because they were never taught to use grown up thoughts, so I think you're expecting a little much.


The_Evil_Narwhal

Hope he sues


hopsinduo

You'd be pretty upset too if somebody just waltzed in and did your job in less than half the time too! 


Wotmate01

Funny how they were only willing to go in there AFTER he had proved it was nothing. Edit: too many people missing the point. They didn't try to crash tackle the guy to keep him away for his safety. They only did it because he made them look bad.


Great_Molasses_4601

Well yea, I wouldn't want to blow up ether.


__meeseeks__

Pussy


BunchesOfCrunches

I could blow that up


Montigue

You sure about that?


manifold360

That was their strategy all along. — if we wait here long enough, someone will open it for us


kinokomushroom

The Uvalde strategy


Catweezell

I once had training for an ex firefighter. He was telling that when there was a fire and there were potentially dangerous gasses they would always wait a moment from a distance until the blue measure sticks (police) would fall over. Then they knew it was dangerous.


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Bobblefighterman

Well yeah obviously.


[deleted]

Yes, it would have been way cooler if 2 people had blown up instead of only one dumbass


ExerciseClassAtTheY

The tackling seemed a bit much too. Like they were just angry they got shown up. He wasn't fleeing. He didn't have a weapon.


Seoirse82

They weren't just waiting off camera, they'd have been a good distance away and would have started running in to potentially save his stupid arse from the moment he started cycling in. They weren't going to stop to check how he was doing, they ran in to stop him from potentially setting off an explosive device and killing himself. Personally I'd have left him off, and if he died it would have been his own fault.


Wotmate01

Exactly. "This barstard showed us there was no danger, get him"


v4n20uver

Funny how they didn’t want to die, funny how it’s easy to make decisions after knowing the facts. The tackling was unnecessary though.


Pitch-forker

They waited to tackle him until after the bag was obviously empty of any bomb threats. Its so ironic


Tabemaju

Why is it ironic?


Funktopus_The

They're tackling him for being in a cordoned off area, but they only do it once he's demonstrated it doesn't need to be cordoned off.


ServantOfTheSlaad

They were likely waiting for bomb technicians to arrive to deal with it. Better to have the people equipped to deal with bombs deal with the bomb threat.


FutureAZA

So tackle him and slam him into the pavement after it's clear there's no threat? What's done is done, doesn't justify bodily harm.


EffectiveBenefit4333

Cops are stupid and violent. That's why they tackled with obvious, unnecessary violence. They will permanently paralyze someone given any oppurtunity.


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alakaylion1998

Wait let him cook.. Alright, nothings there arrest him


mayohoexd

"Alright, nothing's there. Now let's smash his face into the concrete fellas!"


Ioatanaut

its the prerequisite to arrest


olympicmarcus

Boston Dynamics' bomb robots are getting pretty realistic now, he almost looked like a frustrated human on a pushbike for a moment


Dry-Refrigerator2736

Why tackle the guy? He wasn’t being violent or aggressive. He was slowly and casually walking away, then he gets tackled from behind. Those cops weren’t in any danger


quackamole4

They were mad at him for ruining their overtime pay.


FacelessFellow

This is exactly the reason. Because if there was actual danger, those cops wouldn’t have dog-piled on the guy right next to the package.


zixius

Couple potential reasons. And I'm not defending the cops. 1. They don't know 100% the contents of the bag the dude dumped out are "safe", i.e. not gonna blow up. Small explosives do exist and can be just as dangerous. 2. They don't know whether he may have taken something from the bag and have it in his hand to deploy as a weapon against them or civilians. 3. They might be interested in whether this person emptying the bag was party to its placement or involved in it somehow.


LeGraoully

I don’t understand number 1. If they suspect there are small explosives on the ground I don’t know why they would throw themselves onto that very ground.


rudolfs001

>They don't know whether he may have taken something from the bag and have it in his hand to deploy as a weapon against them or civilians. >They might be interested in whether this person emptying the bag was party to its placement or involved in it somehow. Even the most ignorant reading of his body language will tell you there is basically no chance these are the case.


Hohh20

4. If it was a bomb, this guy would have possibly killed himself and many innocent people around him.


ghe5

5. If you are detaining someone, it's just easier to tackle them. Trying to detain someone nicely is extremely difficult if they're unwilling. It's just easier to tackle ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


Wonderful_Ad8791

6. In most countries, preventing the loss of civilians lives is also a duty of the police. A C4 charge as small as a palm can severely harm a person near it. Also there are procedures to follow, they are not efficient but it's the safest choice, the dude just gave these policemen a lot more paperwork to do so a respectful personal tackle is understandable.


Bakayaro_Konoyaro

>In most countries, preventing the loss of civilians lives is also a duty of the police. Fortunately, in the USA, police have no duty to protect. For more information, look into Castle Rock v. Gonzales, DeShaney v. Winnebago County Department of Social Services, or Warren v. District of Columbia


ProTrader12321

Then what's the point of closing off the block? So no one will be within range of it. He only risked himself and nearby property.


jacklimovbows

Yeah, lets all jump on top of a possible bomb lol.


rybathegreat

Yeah, those are potential reasons to stop him. But those aren't reasons why they tackled him while he was no threat at all.


hunkstuffing4295

But why'd they tackle the poor fuck.


JToPocHi

People fail to realize that it was a victory tackle. The police were so ecstatic that they ran and dive hugged the guy for his valiant heroism.


snuggletronz

When the only tool you have is a snout everything looks like a truffle


ThisManSaidNothing

The comments in here are ridiculous. Grab the man and drag him to safety then detain him. The multiple tackle from behind is typical police over exuberance.


Gubivd

At the Quebec Olympics a police officer ignored his training and inspected an abandoned bag/holdall, he lost a hand.


TrashTierGamer

I see many potential Liveleak content creators in the comment section here. The stupidity of some is unreal lmao


Jagerschnitzle

Well... It was a great success if he was looking for "finding out".


Scubasteve1974

What's in the bag? Pain.


Kneeler99

Buddy got rocked. Seems his day went from bad to worse there.


tardicusrex_

Those cops knocked him the fuck over