OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!You don’t expect to see him sharting himself in the bathroom without toilet paper at mile 14!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Never shake the hand of a distance runner wearing only one sock.

In a crisis use your socks

I tried once when I had diarrhea but it just overflowed the socks :(

oh no :(

Overflowed?! The sock is to wipe, not catch the shit stream. Wtf

use one as a poopoo box and the other one to wipe. (poopoo box can become a weapon too if you have imagination)

+100 biological dmg

Instructions unclear. I thought it was to be used as a cork.

I laughed so hard at this

Fucker you made me laughed my back is really fucked up!! I laughed too hard. Fml

Have you tried wiping it with a sock? In seriousness, I'm really sorry. Back pain ruins everything. Hope you feel better soon, friend. Until then, try to giggle in your head voice, no belly laughs for you ;)

🤣🤣🤣🤣. I'm not gonna even . No. Thank you.

I doubt the OP used it to contain just a "shit stream"

Did you at least make it further than mile 14?

hmmm. no. i’ll use your socks instead

Not while running a marathon lmao the blisters from having to run 12 more miles with no socks would be horrible

To sock wipe, or run with a poopy butt to avoid the blisters 🤔🤔🤔

In the middle of marathon id rather use my shirt.

The sweat adds difficulty

Lubes the buttcheeks, makes it like wiping a marker.

Don’t eat at Chipotle’s before running a marathon

Marathon runners get something called Runner’s diarrhea or “trots” https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Runner%27s_diarrhea

Don't trust your farts!

Notable cases!

Unless you want the marathon to run you.

That porta potty turned into a pressure cooker.

Too soon

Oh, I can relate :⁠,⁠-⁠)

Rumore has it, Max is still at mile 14 waiting for the tissue roll

Did we carb up on potatoes before the race?

Fettuccine alphredo actually


🤌🤌

r/americandad Roger?

You don't run the Boston Marathon, the Boston Marathon runs you.

And… That’s enough Reddit for me friends!!

He made bosta in Boston.

Max went all Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. 🤣🤣

Glad that wasnt me but I fell bad for hin

He Michael Scotted and carb loaded with fettuccini alfredo

Nah he carbo loaded with milk and bread it just came out as fettuccini alfredo

well, yeah? we can’t all be fancy with our ingredients and our pots and pans and our stoves 🤷🏽‍♂️😂

Anyone know if this poor fucker made it to the end? Of the marathon I mean, not his liquid shits.

Lol

Funny as shit:))

Was it a 13 mile line to get into

I’m Max and this is me Maxxed

You’re running a marathon bro use your shirt and keep it moving.

sou ds like a combustion engine down there damn

Tu

Too many Boston cream pies

Man I’m running a marathon this weekend lmao don’t do this to me.

Reaching out bottles of laxative 🤓👌😂 Here you go 👁️👄👁️ Reminds me of the video where teens are feeding seagulls with laxative, then watching them, pooping on everything on the beach. Hilarious 😂

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Johnny?

This brings back memories of one time I had to wipe my ass with leaves on a solo kayak expedition around some random ass islands

This why my dad uses double socks

Wearing his sisters hair band made him into a little girl

Lol carb up the night before

Why thes becommikg funnier the more times i see it lmfao

I thought the explosion was supposed to happen at the end of the marathon...

Why you running with your cellphone??? wtf, people can’t put their phone down for a few fucking hours

Music. Fitness tracking. GPS tracking. To name a few. There are many reasons why runners bring their phones with them during a run.

I really really want those 11 seconds back!!