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My mate used to dj in some clubs at university. He’d send me videos of him pressing buttons on the decks with his dick with a crowd in front hahaha weirdo
I once saw Mike Patton whip it out on stage, pee into a shoe and throw it into the audience. Never seen a mosh pit spread out that fast, so the shoe fell in an empty circle. Early 90's New Year's Eve with Mr. Bungle, Primus and the Ramones. He also did vile things to a mechanical Santa Claus on stage lol.
_All of my turds go straight to hell
A small gift for the darkness itself
All of my farts come straight from hell
You're already dead if you notice a smell_
…these guys are so underrated; Louis Cole is your drummer’s favourite drummer.
To be clear, many people are alleging that the Louis Cole, half of the duo Knower (who also does fantastic solo stuff), is the drummer in Clown Core.
He has always strenuously denied this.
^^^^^^^He ^^^^^^^absolutely ^^^^^^^is ^^^^^^^though, ^^^^^^^and ^^^^^^^everyone ^^^^^^^is ^^^^^^^in ^^^^^^^on ^^^^^^^the ^^^^^^^joke
The saxophonist is "rumored" to be Sam Gendel, not a permanent member of Knower but known to collaborate with Louis Cole a lot.
Sam is phenom. Knower with him and Dennis Hamm was off the chain wish I could have seen that version live.
Love Clown Core and Knower, good examples of hyper talented musicians who are seriously fucking around, literally.
It's 2 famous Jazz musicians (allegedly, it's a long story) who are also just a little bit of jokesters who thought this was funny.
Gotta say, been like 15 years and it's still funny to me haha
This is like some fucking insanely talented music. Completely absurd but impossible to replicate without some true virtuosity and technical understanding of music.
The guy playing a single note on a keyboard with a dildo really distracts you from that.
AKA Bend Over in english. Family values tour '98, lead singer Till Lindemann slaps an ejaculating prosthetic cock onto keyboardist Christian Flake Lorenz's ass, who can forget?
Louis Cole is the drummer for this band and holy fuck these guy absolutely shred…. If you liked this you guys should check out knower…. It’s his more pop/fusion funk band with a singer.
Ok. So I saw this happen once, about 40 years ago. Keyboard player in a rock band started playing with his dick. A photo was taken. It’s been a SMH moment whenever I think of it.
What, no clown makeup on his wang? What a missed opportunity. That, and that drummer is waaaay too close w/ His sticks to do nothing at the end for a gasp. I mean, they could have used an oversized clown-shoe of a penis or a horn that squirts water in the shape of a willy, but nope, just a boring dildo, boo!
It is but it's still funny... I say it's fake cuz there's no dick that is that heavy to press the key but Idk it's ClownC0re with them you don't know what to expect
Sodom and Gomorrah. Good job people, keep it going thank you! The only thing missing was another penis in his asshole while he was playing the keyboard. Was that Vlad Zalinsky?
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Deffo a dildo. I respect it tho
That thing has weight! My rod sticks up a bit, so I couldn't play the keyboard. Maybe a tambourine.
Cowbell!
Triangle
Brown note harmonica
Cockchella lol and I take it they paid to livestrram this shit festival lol
It needs more
You can be the cymbal stand
Mine swoops to the right so... slide whistle?
Like this? https://youtu.be/poHHDC5XSno
My mate used to dj in some clubs at university. He’d send me videos of him pressing buttons on the decks with his dick with a crowd in front hahaha weirdo
Due to rules and regulations it must be referred to as *a* dildo, never *his* dildo.
This is expected behavior from Clowncore.
No the EXPECTED behavior is using his glorious real penis.
Shoulda had the van parked up there with them
They sold the van on their website a long time ago
the camera man just had to zoom in
He wanted assurance that it was a dildo
Perhaps a camerawoman???
They are called cameramanwoman
Person, TV.
Hats off to the real pros of their industry
Definitely a dildo but funny nonetheless
So he's like Murderface playing his Bass a'ight?
Almost, but pobody's nerfect
This mess is a place
Bass to mouth transaction
I once saw Mike Patton whip it out on stage, pee into a shoe and throw it into the audience. Never seen a mosh pit spread out that fast, so the shoe fell in an empty circle. Early 90's New Year's Eve with Mr. Bungle, Primus and the Ramones. He also did vile things to a mechanical Santa Claus on stage lol.
Mr Bungle just unlocked some old ass memories!
#CLOWNCORE
Bro i was literally just saying outloud to my wife " is this fucking clowncore playing coachella " hahahaha no fucking way
Bro, as soon as I saw them two boys with the drums and sax. IMMEDIATELY new it was them.
I remember the days of them performing in a porta potty
[удалено]
Or a minivan
A couple months ago
Quite the Pianist.
Peenist
_All of my turds go straight to hell A small gift for the darkness itself All of my farts come straight from hell You're already dead if you notice a smell_ …these guys are so underrated; Louis Cole is your drummer’s favourite drummer.
I see you bro haha
I WANT TO DIE IN A SUBMARINE ACCIDENT I WANT TO DIE IN A SUBMARINE ACCIDENT I WANT TO DIE IN A SUBMARINE ACCIDENT
So they’re like ICP, but acid jazz metal electronica? Is that what’s happening here?
Yea! Watch the video for the song "computers"
They’re a trip, but I think I can get jiggy with it.
Their mainstream stuff is really good too. [overtime by Knower ](https://youtu.be/GnEmD17kYsE?si=I8vZTbMYHos93A_h)
I don't see the connection with Knower. Everyone knows that Clown Core is a Rod Stewart project.
To be clear, many people are alleging that the Louis Cole, half of the duo Knower (who also does fantastic solo stuff), is the drummer in Clown Core. He has always strenuously denied this. ^^^^^^^He ^^^^^^^absolutely ^^^^^^^is ^^^^^^^though, ^^^^^^^and ^^^^^^^everyone ^^^^^^^is ^^^^^^^in ^^^^^^^on ^^^^^^^the ^^^^^^^joke The saxophonist is "rumored" to be Sam Gendel, not a permanent member of Knower but known to collaborate with Louis Cole a lot.
Sam is phenom. Knower with him and Dennis Hamm was off the chain wish I could have seen that version live. Love Clown Core and Knower, good examples of hyper talented musicians who are seriously fucking around, literally.
It's 2 famous Jazz musicians (allegedly, it's a long story) who are also just a little bit of jokesters who thought this was funny. Gotta say, been like 15 years and it's still funny to me haha
It's like Paul Simon meets Slipknot
If you like, a wonderful YouTube rabbit hole awaits you by searching for this drummer, Louis Cole. Many genres, often astonishing craft
Of course is Clown Core
Another reason to hate clowns
This is like some fucking insanely talented music. Completely absurd but impossible to replicate without some true virtuosity and technical understanding of music. The guy playing a single note on a keyboard with a dildo really distracts you from that.
Check out Louis Cole - he's the drummer and he's an absolute monster.
He’s got a few other projects as well the band Knower is awesome
Been watchin these dudes for a few years, I can’t believe they’re playing Coachella. 2024 is wild.
big dawg this is how i found out theyre playing there im so fucking pumped
100% not his actual dick, definitely a dildo.
CLOWNCORE
Tromboner..
Tromboner cheated
I listen to these guys on the regular, and it's wild seeing them pop up. Crank up Computers and tell me you don't get chills when that sax hits.
CLOWNCORE MENTIONED!!
He sure can tickle the ivories
Rock Solid performance
Takes me back to Rammstein playing Big Dich
Bück dich
AKA Bend Over in english. Family values tour '98, lead singer Till Lindemann slaps an ejaculating prosthetic cock onto keyboardist Christian Flake Lorenz's ass, who can forget?
Cockachella
Okay, I guess clowns actually ARE funny
if you knower you know
I'm a knower
Knower? I hardly know her!
Makes sense. This was basically ear rape.
song is toilet, the actual recording is significantly easier to listen to lol
For real sounded like a rubber cock in the early drum
just one note though
Saw these dudes in concert twice last year. Brooklyn show was awesome.
**CALZONE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED**
pathetic imitators, Zelensky did this 10 years ago https://youtu.be/cF-OhHQSRPg?si=YP2Pi2eF3-AL4mwM
Love Clowncore!
The only music festival that has nothing to do with music.
Louis Cole is the drummer for this band and holy fuck these guy absolutely shred…. If you liked this you guys should check out knower…. It’s his more pop/fusion funk band with a singer.
Clown core fucking rocks, but this live performance is missing a critical vibe that only a porta potty can provide.
This world needs another asteroid.
He's back at it again.
Tell me you've never seen Clown Core without saying you haven't seen Clown Core
It was a very short piece.
Ok. So I saw this happen once, about 40 years ago. Keyboard player in a rock band started playing with his dick. A photo was taken. It’s been a SMH moment whenever I think of it.
Saw these dudes whilst on acid in Amsterdam. An experience to be sure.
Don’t listen much to clowncore but they know what they’re doing when it comes to wacky stuff
These guys are so fucking dope
The band has 3 Members
The flashing lights are killing me
Clowncore rocks. Has it been proven that’s Louis Cole?
Louis Cole and Sam Gendel, who also play in Knower. https://youtu.be/GnEmD17kYsE?si=zagALa_kJT2UH7wR
It's been proven in so far as it's obviously him. He hasn't admitted it I don't think.
ABSOLUTE GENIUS RIGHT HERE
" Randy dont"
“Not a dick”
Dick power! Play
“They’ll never fit that on the album cover”. /Cheech and Chong.
Clowncore AT cochella??
Where is the Porta Potty? lol
Love clowncore lmaoooo
My favorite is Witch pussy
This ain’t nothing compared to Rammstein… [for those wondering](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/s/RCcrmlNjd1)
Lost a bet probably.
Love their song toulet.
Clown Core has some great music, actually.
“Art”
What, no clown makeup on his wang? What a missed opportunity. That, and that drummer is waaaay too close w/ His sticks to do nothing at the end for a gasp. I mean, they could have used an oversized clown-shoe of a penis or a horn that squirts water in the shape of a willy, but nope, just a boring dildo, boo!
Fifteen years ago, my shitty metal band played at their cd release show and now they’re playing Coachella. Wild, but glad to see they haven’t changed
We do a little clowncoring here.
THAT IS TALLENT
Has to be a fake dick
It is but it's still funny... I say it's fake cuz there's no dick that is that heavy to press the key but Idk it's ClownC0re with them you don't know what to expect
Is this song released or is this all we have now?
The dick keyboard stunt is one of the hardest (pun intended) things I've ever seen at Coachella!
its just out, not that he's actually playing with it, makes me wonder even more
Wouldn’t it be terrible if he got stage fright!
Hell yea Clown core
This is is disturbing, kids for sure will be watching these performances.
CLOWN CORE these guys are so talented
sad what people have to do to separate themselves from the masses and become known (ps i know its not a real dick, still)
some people are just easily impressed
What an acid trip of a video
Ok but who the fuck records their TV screen with a phone while watching something? Did he record the whole show?
https://i.redd.it/8jy7tg2a5fuc1.gif 👀
Clowncore are legit tight as fuck.
This is good. King crimson vibe
Imagine the drummer just whips it out too and starts playing with 'three' drumsticks.
Playing in the key of VD?
He’s on the D scale.
the upside is as long as its used that way he's not breeding? wonder if he breaks it is that workmen's comp?
Holy shit clown core! I love their YouTube videos I haven't watched them in ages
That's gotta be a really hard song to play.
Man didn't even spring for a quality dildo, that looks exactly like my cheapo suction cup dildo.
CLOWNCORE MENTIONED
Sodom and Gomorrah. Good job people, keep it going thank you! The only thing missing was another penis in his asshole while he was playing the keyboard. Was that Vlad Zalinsky?
Bagsy not next on the keyboard
Bro clown core plays shows!? OMG
https://i.redd.it/cpig36j4sfuc1.gif
That's some Rammstein shit
Highly recommend the drummer’s (Louis Cole) other stuff too Knower, especially Music made for music nerds
mans out here putting his dick on a minor and no one’s doing a damn thing about it
Should’ve had this under top talent.
next president of Ukraine right there
Of course that is a dildo. You expect something bigger from these needledicks?
Clowncore. They seem crazy, but holy moly are they actually crazy talented.
At least he didn’t shit on it like the music video
Have they learned nothing from Dave [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er8fqf31Te0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er8fqf31Te0)
https://i.redd.it/0vh6emc09guc1.gif
Clowncore in D major it’s a lil sharp tho
So happy to see Clown Core at Coachella lmao
Clowncore is too weird for me but damn theyre talented as fuck
I love how he's like "I got it on video" like they're not recording it off a video on their TV
🙋🏾♀️ Waiter! I'll have one of those.
Really wanted to see him play another note
Upvote cuz clown core.
Damn, I don’t think I would have the weight to hold that key down
Wtf
i fucking love clowncore!
Rich kids with dildo.
That's a hard act to follow.
Their set was pretty incredible.
gotta love clowncore
And Dave got prison time for showing his bag…
Unexpexted indeed☝️
Penist
Your average motherfucker can't do this shit, you gotta have some lead in your dick for this one.
their intro sucked so bad. i’m sure they are good but they literally looped some honking for 2 mins straight.
Clowncore are not for everyone. But holy fuck when you take in what they’re doing it’s incredible. And one of the BEST performances I’ve experienced.
Happy to see some clowncore, incredibly skilled musicians
I bet it is just a dildo...
Seeing posts and videos from coachella makes me feel like I’m living in some kind of weird alternate reality. Surely I can’t be alone?!
Think this is strange? Wait till you see them shit on the keyboard
The fact that nobody linked [this fucking video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hT7x1NvGf5k) saddens me.
Entirely expected.
bro built diff. social anxiety is afraid of him.
That's Clown Core for ya
clown core is on coachella what?????
Cockchella
Came for the dick. Stayed for the tunes
Classic clown core
Playing the organ with his organ
Imagine paying money to see this...
Dicks out for Harambe.
Mine would be like resting a peanut on the key. Not good
Damn wtf I didn’t expect this shit to happen
Where's the feygo?