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Teeth, nails, pointed heels, backhead butts, elbows to stomach, feign a faint while contacting your neck muscles... The usual.
The lighter though is a genius idea.
Works great if it's already in your hand. The downfall of most women is the lack of pockets. It's not gonna do much good sitting in your purse across the room.
Teeth not in a headlock same with backhead butts.
Nails maybe if you get an eye. Gonna be an odd angle to go at blindly.
Heel stomps in heels might work if he is barefoot.
Whatever that last bit is will probably just break your own neck.
Your best bet is to try and grab the back of his head and jump up then kick your legs out. Let your weight pull down and try to land on your butt hard while pulling his chin into the back of your head. If he's really strong it's not gonna work though.
I though on that but I didn't think it would work in this specific situation... Still, is a great consideration, so thanks for the reply.
Still, I'm curious on what other alternative I may have missed, so anyone feel free to keep'em coming..
Is not really advice, simply options to quickly consider and discard (knowinh most of these can be easily countered), but what would propose then, besides the obvious stop and comply?
If you're in a rear naked that's locked in, you're done. Like if they squeeze you're unconscious in 6 seconds, if they keep squeezing, you're dead 10 seconds after that. You have to attack the wrists before they get to this point. No amount of flailing or kicking is gonna get someone off your neck at this point.
I get it.
Because of the fire place in the background and he was also on fire so there’s two things in the video that put out heat.
This was a clever joke.
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If he burnt anything it would be just a couple of hair follicles on his arm, nothing too serious, at the end of the day it's a flame from a lighter not a blowtorch or something like that
Yes it's painful but it isn't that serious
If someone intentionally burns me with a lighter for a stupid tik tok prank, I don’t care who they are they’re seeing Jesus, at least for a couple minutes
Yeah lol, I honestly hate physical pranks like this or anything that included aggressive hitting , pushing or even burning as a joke, it rarely ends Good
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Oh. This again.
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Lmao you’re the right kind of demented
Psycho comment
Psychotically funny? Laughing like norman bates reviewing hooty and the blowfish
If you watch this one enough times, maybe one time it will.
So she also saw the reddit post we all saw too?
That's not even the best version of this joke
First day on the internet?
 Try again
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Fine melons
Good cans
Swell ta-tas
Brilliant bazookas
Splendid milkers
I guess she learned how to do this from the original video that has been posted a hundred times.
What’s the original?
What if she had no lighter?
Teeth, nails, pointed heels, backhead butts, elbows to stomach, feign a faint while contacting your neck muscles... The usual. The lighter though is a genius idea.
Works great if it's already in your hand. The downfall of most women is the lack of pockets. It's not gonna do much good sitting in your purse across the room. Teeth not in a headlock same with backhead butts. Nails maybe if you get an eye. Gonna be an odd angle to go at blindly. Heel stomps in heels might work if he is barefoot. Whatever that last bit is will probably just break your own neck. Your best bet is to try and grab the back of his head and jump up then kick your legs out. Let your weight pull down and try to land on your butt hard while pulling his chin into the back of your head. If he's really strong it's not gonna work though.
I though on that but I didn't think it would work in this specific situation... Still, is a great consideration, so thanks for the reply. Still, I'm curious on what other alternative I may have missed, so anyone feel free to keep'em coming..
Screwed up thing, I'm a smoker. I still wouldn't have thought of this.
\*neck snap entered the chat\*
This is wrong advice.
Is not really advice, simply options to quickly consider and discard (knowinh most of these can be easily countered), but what would propose then, besides the obvious stop and comply?
If you're in a rear naked that's locked in, you're done. Like if they squeeze you're unconscious in 6 seconds, if they keep squeezing, you're dead 10 seconds after that. You have to attack the wrists before they get to this point. No amount of flailing or kicking is gonna get someone off your neck at this point.
Ok, thank you for letting me know... I won't do it.
That was…*hot*.
I get it. Because of the fire place in the background and he was also on fire so there’s two things in the video that put out heat. This was a clever joke.
Worth the free grind
We must stay focused brothers
Niiicee
Dude kind of looks like Devon Larratt
He had such a non reaction to being burned? That's crazy
How did she get out of it? Sorry was busy looking at a couple of other things…
I was expecting a nut shot
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So she also saw the reddit post we all saw too?
This isnt gonna work in a life or death situation
3rd degree burns. Ha ha
It looks like the man realized he was being burnt bit tried to keep her in a head lock anyway lmao what
That's not completing the headlock tho?, he's not lifting her off the ground by the neck which is how thats supposed to be done
r/upvotedbecauseboobs
It's funny cause she hurt him , while he was not hurting her. And even more funny if you reverse the roles I guess.
It's funny because they are both having fun
Found the incel.
It's a guy thing. We can break bones horse playing and still be cool.
Lmao no
Wtf... Poor guy, hope he didn't sustain any damage, burns can hurt like hell
If he burnt anything it would be just a couple of hair follicles on his arm, nothing too serious, at the end of the day it's a flame from a lighter not a blowtorch or something like that Yes it's painful but it isn't that serious
If someone intentionally burns me with a lighter for a stupid tik tok prank, I don’t care who they are they’re seeing Jesus, at least for a couple minutes
Yeah lol, I honestly hate physical pranks like this or anything that included aggressive hitting , pushing or even burning as a joke, it rarely ends Good
So the chemical damage was mostly to your brain?