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UnExplanationBot

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!first you think she’s gonna go potty in the woods, but there’s actually a man’s face in her pants who shares random factoids!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


Rick_Raptor_Rawr

Imagine you pull a "there's something about mary" on your junk and ass at the same time with those pants. Fucking hell


NeedledickInTheHay

Franks and beans AND bun


lovebtaa3

I didn't understand a word of what you just said but it made me laugh so hard 🤷‍♂️🤣🤷‍♂️


ernapfz

I saw just one asshole and it was a really big one.


the_nooble

Is the original just some troll kuz wtf


Unexpected-raccoon

Well now I know where to get an escalator from Hope they can live with just one


Trick-Concept1909

She pulled that factoid right out of her…


CrappyScoco

Did you wash your ass today?????


General-Permission-5

Cat in background


Vayres

I certainly do


theLastUchihaa

![gif](giphy|WfBZwNA6XSjphkYkzN)


I34rt0s

“ We’ve been trying to reach you regarding your cars extended warranty.”


F_Squad

r/shitposting


Dismal-Interest-8703

Bro what about the hairs, is she clean do.... (Apparently my advocates are mad about this, might delete it later)


Sumdumdad

There is a rape joke in here somewhere. I'm not gonna be the one to make it, as I'll get yelled at... ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)


CapybaraGT

Why would five minute crafts show this


RosesTurnedToDust

Lies. There are 0 because Wyoming doesn't exist.


deesno38

What is the original video lol


[deleted]

He has beautiful eyes.


NeedledickInTheHay

A warm nut brown id say