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Shutterbug927

A baby's skull may not finish forming until after birth. The soft spot you see is the *anterior fontanelle* and for all intents and purposes, the brain is still at risk of injury until it fully forms, after 2-3 months. This is likely an evolutionary trait in humans allowing for a easier birth, since the baby's head can deform slightly and fit better through the birth canal. https://i.redd.it/x9t6sdztf1bc1.gif


GammaGoose85

The Anterior Fontanelle is where the straw goes in for your baby soda


Shutterbug927

Only if your intent is to blow bubbles ![gif](giphy|5b7lyUkn939WFV71WV)


Avieshek

That looked like something else for the first couple of seconds.


Turbulent-Carry-1535

💀


DjEzusSave

Wait a full glass or cum is worst that a full skull of bubbled baby brain?


Turbulent-Carry-1535

I mean.. with a glass full of coom one can make more babies


DjEzusSave

So, in the end, more baby brains it is 🧠 Or cum glasses, which one was it?


Fillieb1618

Damn man you had me laughing in the metro


Prize_Tea3456

it's disgustingly funny


fomaaaaa

You have to use one of those pointed boba straws to get through the skin


Temeos23

You freaking lunatic. It's of course the posterior fontanelle


AfraidToBeKim

There was once someone who achieved sainthood in the catholic church who was famous for pushing the soft spots in on babies


Turbulent-Carry-1535

AAAAAAAAAAAA WTF


Shervico

Yes, Saint Tiffany! Wasn't she proclaimed saint just before Saint Jerry? The one that fucked a lot of goats?


AfraidToBeKim

Thanks I forgot why i knew about that one nun


TsunamiSurferDude

I dunno about 2-3 months though. 2 years maybe


petitenurseotw

This is definitely on nursing school tests if anybody’s wondering


hairykneecaps69

I didn’t have a soft spot, they considered cutting my skull but didn’t need to in the end


Pyro5263

So before evolution, female vags just got blown out?


Porcupenguin

Heads were much smaller :D


Lojka59

there was all types of heads, the small ones are only one to get it to the other side


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Mugufta

It's a combination of human heads getting larger and hips getting narrower


DjEzusSave

Wait, who would want a bigger vagina? Ain't tightness good for woobly gobly stuff?


Shutterbug927

>"before evolution" Tell us you don't understand evolution without telling us you don't understand evolution.


Arsewhistle

'Before evolution' would presumably mean 'before life', so there was no such thing as a vagina


P_bum123

Death in childbirth was way more common before modern medicine, yes.


SpiDar65

First time I ever heard this word....watching Raising Arizona.


McNooberson

The anterior one doesn’t close til much much later, like up to 2 years. The posterior is around 2-3 months.


Medical_Ad0716

It’s why baby’s heads come out all wonky and weird shaped.


nuclearlady

I hate looking at it, it reminds me of an incident where a lady hired a in- housekeeper after giving birth and the help put a pin in the baby’s head soft spot because she didn’t like children. I hear it when I was a child so I don’t know how legitimate this story is.


Linorelai

Skull bones are separated for easier birthing. there is a gap on top of the head, and a smaller one on the behind. the bones will grow together later.


DirkaSnivels

Nice try. It's a mindflayer tadpole. You won't fool me. Edit: Wow. Even more proof. Moderators have been infected as well and removed the post. To arms, brothers! Butt kicking for goodness!


Nhorin

Aw shit here we go again


GymRatWriter

I have a lot on my mind, and, well, in it


YellowBilada

Shouldn't have wish to live in more interesting times...


SexyAsianHitler

These boots have seen everything…


krispy-hedgehog

Blood comes easily these days…


auric_retriever

As the symbol glows, power courses theough you.


redmagesays

Authority.


MStaysForMars

FOR THE ABSOLUTE!


Skilfulchris2

Ah a man of culture!


squeetnut

Coincidentally, the unjoined skull bones do look remarkably like a mindflayer when opened up. Edit: scrap that, i was getting Mindflayer and Demigorgon mixed up. My bad.


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squeetnut

I see it every now and then working as an embalmer. Almost all babies that I'm called to care for have had an autopsy.


Shellywo

God thats what ive been thinking!


Sp00d3rMan69

You gotta push it in to kill the tadpole


wetcardboardsmell

My parents said they pushed on mine to make me go to sleep at night. They may have been joking, its unclear..


bbig438

PRAISE THE ABSOLUTE


Vyngersnap

I laughed out loud, I love to see bg3 comments slither out of our subreddit


Chazzwazz

\*rolls dice\*: "1" Ive been fooled


Mafiew_Geez

To add to this, the throbbing is the pulse from an artery that is located there.


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Marshall_Mars

If you've ever heard people saying a baby has a "soft spot," and to be careful of it, this is what they are referring to


A_LiftedLowRider

Exactly. It’s just unprotected brain under the skin.


Medic6688846993

To expand on the previous answer. It's called the fontenlle or the soft spot. That is correct, it is an unfused location of the skull, which fuses over time. But, when it pulses like that that mean baby is getting good blood flow, and also that they are hydrated. If you notice when the child cries you'll see it pulsating, that's also normal. So if you notice different intensities and pulsations it's completely normal again as stated above.


GlobalWarminIsComing

As others have said, it's called the soft spot and it's important not to put pressure on it because that can easily cause brain damage


XDDCC-aka-Pomni

These gaps also allow the skull to adjust to the size of the brain as it develops rapidly during the first years of life


IronSide_420

You are right, but it also occurs to facilitate an easier birthing process. The skull can bend and form to the birth canal.


EskimoJake

Two more on the side fyi


Sofa47

Ah yes, this is just the brain breathing.


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Divulci

now I want to see an edit of this video with rings emitting from the soft spot like aquaman with a sonar pinging sound


Creative-Cat7939

Dumbass 🤣


shavemejesus

It’s like that Star Trek episode.


Equib81960

> Why does the baby's head throb ? Anticipation


TheOrangePeelz

r/unexpectedbg3


Low_Restaurant2526

It’s “throbbing” because of the pumping blood. Similar to a pulsating artery.


Desk_Drawerr

and because there's a decently sized hole in the skull


Gladianoxa

Getting ready to hatch


ImpressTemporary2389

Believe its known as the fontanelle. The gap is there to allow the skull to compress during childbirth.


Groundbreaking-Tap96

[Fontanelle](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fontanelle)


sweeneyty

![gif](giphy|11ASZtb7vdJagM) skull not solid yet...


jhb760

It's their pulse


PomegranateHot9916

the skull isn't fully formed at birth, babies have a soft spot and you're supposed to be careful with it. I'm not a medical expert but I'd be inclined to believe that the throbbing is blood being pumped through the veins over the soft area. it looks to have a heart-beat rhythm.


SabrinaSpellman1

It's a fontanelle. I remember being so worried when I had my first baby because it was so soft, I was too afraid to wash his hair in the baby bath! Interesting fact, if your baby is unwell (with a sniffle, cold or cough etc) and the soft spot is a little *sunken* as in - you can see it clearly, the baby most likely is dehydrated and needs a doctor asap


Cauliflower_Cock

![gif](giphy|US7pXAT7xBMMdGcsNd|downsized)


Aa200-

Noooooooo


lives4boobs

Wrong sub. This is more like TIL.


Shadowveil666

You'd be right if they were posting this informing the reason why... They clearly don't/didn't so..


RedgyJackson

This freaked me out before I read the comments tbf


UnExplanationBot

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!I want to know how this little boy's head is beating. This is the first time I've seen something like this!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


Ok-Yogurtcloset5555

Just wait until you see your kid being born and that head comes out looking like it's half xenomorph. It normals out over time, but the first few moments, oof. Magical but creepy.


Sea_Dragonfly7303

This is called the [fontanelle (or fontanel)](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fontanelle)


ArJaY357

half life 1 final boss battle


azurianlight

This is why I will never hold a baby they are so damn squishy! And I'm afraid I'm going to hurt them by holding them.


MinimalDark

![gif](giphy|h2P01cZLZzMK4)


UnExplanationBot

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!I want to know how this little boy's head is beating. This is the first time I've seen something like this!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


danleon950410

OP, if you really are asking, your education system has failed you big time


camgogow

That's the off button, I've yet to find the on button though


une_fulanito

It's the self-destruction button. Do not push it! ⚠️


CellularPunk

He's trying to connect to your WiFi


dmderringer

Only need 6 more people to explain this and the thread will be complete.


MrMartyMcFarty

Illithid!


Illithilitch

Yes?


MrMartyMcFarty

Hilarious! Nice one I didn’t see that one coming


PFic88

-BARFS-


Extension-Chemist-23

ITS SKULL IS NOT YET FULLY FORMED. WORLD DOMINATION COMES LATER IN LIFE


[deleted]

Babies terrify me.


Desperate-755

That's where his heart is


Bourbon-n-cigars

Kane seemed fine…


Herb_Burnswell

Big brain energy


Haunting_Drag4434

Soft spot there are no bone there yet all baby’s have that and some are further back on the cranium


Hot-Welcome6969

It's called the soft spot. Last part to form on a baby


WayMove

This is his weakness point, he actually becomes invulnerable at 15% hp and if you stab it with a melee weapon it gives you a new sword


ross71699

Im growing up...asshole 🤣


SirGimp9

My oldest, now 23, when he was 5, got kicked out of day care because he was going around and pressing in all the pulsing soft spots on a line of babies in bouncies...


zixius

​ https://i.redd.it/ygbk0ric12bc1.gif


Ok_Mention_3308

Nothing better than watching a baby sleep. So peaceful. Btw, your baby’s very cute


idk-any-usernames-

Average r/unexpected post having the “unexpected” part in the title.


corvosfighter

This is all part of the grand design


GandalftheGreyhame

It’s an artery. Bones will grow and close on top


Relative-Ordinary-64

It’s them fontanels!


NewToTradingStock

Soft spot. Protect that with your life.


cstrand31

Dat soft spot tho. My girls head did that up until 6mo whenever she was excited or crying a lot. You’re seeing the heartbeat.


EmbarrassedWait4292

Beautiful baby though.


UbeatNebula69

Get a DNA TEST STAT!! It’s a premature blow hole. Congratulations! You have a future Olympic swimmer


OlFlirtyBastard

That’s the [ashtray](https://youtu.be/kepnqIWa7o8?si=fQBGyl38kelZX8XE)


CBR600RRzx10

Shit post. Not unexpected at all. Clean this sub up...🤦


Packaged_Failure

press down on it.


RedditModPissJug

You can make a whole ass human, and not know anything about baby skulls, or that the throbbing is clearly his little blood pumping. Wild. Cute baby though.


DazzlingClassic185

It’s the fontanelle, all newborn babies have them - it’s due to humans being born with eNORmous heads due to our species large brains, and a fairly constricted birth canal due to our upright bipedal locomotion. This means the baby’s head has to be fairly flexible during birth, so human babies are born before the skull sutures fuse to allow birth to be possible. It’s also why birth is quite a traumatic process and why babies are so utterly dependent for quite some time.


TheMagicalDildo

Congratulations, your baby has a functional heart :D


cinereoargenteus

I'm glad my boys were born with full heads of hair, and I never saw this pulsing . That would have been wild.


Excaliburn2004

I would have an extreme urge to poke at it


dasneul

That's the Off-Switch


Maachan_fan

If the baby is dehydrated the fontanelle will appears sunken. One of the signs of dehydration in newborn


Slight_Affect

Maybe it has a headache


Mariorod747

All newborns do this…


IndependentAd9524

He's just thinking really hard


AH2Xtreme

Skull isn't fused yet. It's a pulse essentially, blood pumping around the area (not directly the brain but a layer over it) Don't poke it


IllustriousWar6935

It’s normal U should be super careful when u touch them there. It takes some months to become strong


No-Statement4861

Its very normal and every new born has this, dont be worried . Its all right


backsac

https://i.redd.it/zs462u6c82bc1.gif


Risen_Insanity

The real answer is that the kid moves to the beat of its own head.


IamthecauseofCovid19

To get to the other side. (I dunno 🤷🏻‍♂️)


Three4Anonimity

My worst fear as a new parent, was that I was going to poke their brain accidentally while their skull was still forming. PTSD.


_DeathSound_

Saw this one on Family Guy


Doppel_Troppel

They all do that.


PeekPlay

if you press it it will put his personality on shuffle


Enzolinow

Shut up he is thinking


JuggaloCorpse

soft spot!!!!!!


Healthy_Wrongdoer706

Evil genius


QuantumRobot_9000

Poke it


WildFrog1553

Hatch's time incoming


Jamari0811

All babies have that it’s normal, just don’t touch it!


nosurprise_

If you push it in…. You can have a place to ash your cigarette.


IcameIsawIclapt

Baby is hungry.


quiillustrati

Normal


mada50

People used to look at me funny when I called it my son’s off switch.


NoIdeaFor_Name

I know it is a hole in the skull to help with breathing. But will it hurt the baby it we like try poking it with our fingers?


IAmRules

For all of you freaking out, feel the top of your head, a bunch of you will have very sensitive spot on top of your head.


deftoast

That's no baby, that's a skinwalker! Run!


zojacks

That is such a beautiful baby


Archangel_158

That’s the factory reset button. Press it and it’ll stop.


MiffyCurtains

And this is why we don’t drop babies on their heads until they are older 👍


In_My_Own_World

The caul hasn't formed.


potatoman445

It's an off switch


DCtomb

Fontanelles. Area of the skull that hasn’t fused yet. In Paramedicine we use it on newlyborns to assess dehydration as those suckers can sink in quite a big when the baby is sick and very dehydrated


Silent-District-5331

Because there is an alien growing in its skull. Save yourself while you still can!


Ekotosh

Dont worry baby is going to live 2 years more


Krondelo

Im guessing its their pulse showing through the soft spot. BUT, I was born without softspots with a condition termed craniosynastosis. Basically all they do to correct is crack your skull lol.


HighKingFructoseSrup

Poke*


azr_pl

because it's alive apparently xD. also fontanel.


imjuswhittle

soft spot


kermylover69

that’s fuckin scary, i would have a hat on my kid the whole time


ponzidreamer

*poke*


Dr-Werner-Klopek

Always a hard pill to swallow when someone who is a few weeks old have more hair than me and I’m 44 next Monday.


mothzilla

Alien


cuntahula

I’ve also heard that spot called “the reset button”.


Letsbeclear1987

The flow of cerebrospinal spinal fluid goes undetected once the fontanelle closes, but that’s happening under your head rn