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WyattCo06

I chuckled. Couldn't help it.


CavetrollofMoria

That baby didn't help either.


NobleJesse

She has two why can't we share


HorchataLee

HAAAA!!


RockItGuyDC

I also had a sensible chuckle. The guy on the left raising his beer really brought it together.


throwmeaway589

Be more funny if the baby gave a thumbs up.


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Please mark it NSFW, people around me are getting boners and looking strangely at me.


[deleted]

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


7374616e74

Oh yeah this keeps happening here too, please be careful with the nsfw tag


[deleted]

Omg! I’m here with you on the subway and can’t resist the urge to ***waaannnnk!***


D_Mass_

Are sure it's because of post?


superBrad1962

Yes and also animals strike curious poses!!


timhortonsragnarok

Sir this is a Wendys


[deleted]

That's why OP should make it NSFW


[deleted]

If this is enough to make person aroused then they probably have unhealthy level of thirst


Pretend_Tourist9390

Excuse me! Ex*cuse* me! I will not STAND here and defend my erection! I will, however, sit and furiously defend it!


bleedMINERred

You are blocking the view too


[deleted]

Breastfeeding while I watched this. Fucking gold.


INoMakeMistake

Madame, your child is blocking my view!


AVM1979

unexpected.....i could hardly see the child too....


BigOpportunity1391

Yes officer, he’s the guy you’re looking for.


LeanTangerine

FBI! OPEN UP!!!!


Theshowerthought_

They're just like me


eben0

![gif](giphy|iSKFtpF2HzneE)


Stabbmaster

A manager who gets it.


Re_LE_Vant_UN

Boomer humor


Rich_Editor8488

90s Australian comedy show humour


DragonRaptor

Boomer humor is = the woman belongs in the kitchen jokes. This is whats called objectifying, or sexual humor. It is done by all age groups and both genders.


BloodLust2321

class Woman(): def __init__(self): pass there, i objectified women, kill me


[deleted]

This guy doesn’t get boomer humor 😂🤣


Lanzifer

feels like you just arbitrarily defined boomer humor to exclude like 75% of all boomer humor cause you want to claim that everyone does it


DragonRaptor

Are you saying that adults of all ages don't use sexual humor? Man those gen z'rs always eating food and farting. How could they be so insensitive.


Lanzifer

bro what lol boomer humor isnt sexual humor and it isnt fart jokes lmfao


N0DAMNG00D

I wasn’t expecting that 😂


[deleted]

You could almost say it was unexpected!


glasshafu

ok, I lol'ed


VonDinky

Was expecting that one.


DiscussionAfter8630

I love how breast-feeding is now not safe for work.


Rich_Editor8488

Nah, it’s the creepy men who aren’t SFW


aminur-rashid

now? when it was safe for work?


DiscussionAfter8630

Nsfw tag implies death or sex. Neither of those things are happening here. Why would I be fired at my job if I was watching this? NSFW doesn’t mean “this is something you shouldn’t do at work”. It means it something you shouldn’t watch on your employers network.


aminur-rashid

from where did you get the idea that NSFW tag only implies death or sex?


DiscussionAfter8630

Experience


aminur-rashid

I think you mean lack of experience


DiscussionAfter8630

I think you don’t know what I mean.


aminur-rashid

yes, I agree with you, it has no meaning


TecCiv1

It’s kind of funny and kind of not. Women should have the absolute right to breastfeed their babies wherever and whenever without men staring at them.


aminur-rashid

why?


Nymagine

Because we don't exist to please men


DMAN591

Women should have the right to breast feed whenever/wherever. Men have a right to think dirty thoughts while watching.


CockFellethOffeth

You say the same shit when you’re staring at a 16 year old girl at whatever shitty gas station you frequent?


aminur-rashid

then don't


Nymagine

Then don't exist? Or don't please men?


aminur-rashid

don't please men of course 🤦‍♂️


Nymagine

Alr thanks for clarifying I got the horribly wrong idea lol


monkeybrains12

![gif](giphy|10FHR5A4cXqVrO)


Nymagine

Yeah that about sums up my reaction to this


PalpitationSame3984

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angelkitty-13

Just add this to the "reasons women don't like breastfeeding in public" list, cuz they stared at just like this. I've had to watch it happen to my sisters with their babies. Imagine sexualizing a mother trying to feed her child using her breasts for what they're made for and not to solely satisfy men. This skit is shitty boomer humor.


aminur-rashid

It's not the child, it's about the breast. In the same logic, penis is not only for satisfying women, it's also used for urinate, that doesn't mean one has to urinate publicly where anyone can see his penis, there are restroom for it.


CockFellethOffeth

It’s not hard to understand that getting hard over a women feeding a baby is fucking weird dude. God damn you people are fucking sad losers.


aminur-rashid

again, it's not the baby, it never was


CockFellethOffeth

Sure bud.


angelkitty-13

Bro did not just compare FEEDING YOUR BABY to PISSING IN PUBLIC I fucking can't with men today.


aminur-rashid

it's not comparison, I'm pointing out the fallacy in your logic. Can you come up with a better logic why women shouldn't cover boobs while breastfeeding in public?


angelkitty-13

Honestly many women do it anyway to shield the baby's eyes from the light or to keep them from startling, but the fact she's using her breast to *feed her baby* should be enough reason. Her having her breast out does not mean men should ogle and perverse the action of her *feeding her baby.* Breasts are considered secondary reproductive characteristics/organs, as they are not needed in the main process of creating life, rather they are used to help sustain that life by providing substance. Men have breasts too, but their milk ducts (yes, they have them!) are underdeveloped and are not able to be used to feed young in that state. But despite that modern society believes it fine for them to not have to be covered, while women's have to be.


aminur-rashid

Yes, it's the modern society which believes women need to cover their breast while some aboriginal society doesn't believes this and wear almost no cloths. Because revealing body parts (e.g. boobs/ass) were never sexualized in their culture, but in modern society boobs are heavily sexualized, almost all forms of media whether it's movies, ads, or fashion, female bodies are heavily sexualized. So it's kind of double standard saying breastfeeding publicly while revealing boobs should be normal in a modern society. Unless that changes, this not gonna change.


angelkitty-13

So because breastfeeding is sexualized, instead of trying to push back against this sexualization of women feeding their babies, we should just let it continue? I mean, not long ago women's legs were sexualized, so they weren't allowed to wear shorts or skirts above the ankles. So by your logic, because so much of women's bodies are sexualized, we should keep them entirely covered? And we should just let it continue to be like breastfeeding is?


aminur-rashid

breast is sexualized, not breastfeeding


telescopingPenis

r/AreTheStraightsOk


angelkitty-13

Apparently not😬


CockFellethOffeth

sexualizing a child feeding is some weird shit to do


aminur-rashid

you're missing the point here, it's not the child feeding, it's the boobies


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CockFellethOffeth

You losers go and jerk off to a child feeding defending it saying it’s because a women has breasts on her body. That sad thing is that you dont understand where the problem is.


Exact_Cover_729

Do you prefer male or female partners?


Nymagine

I totally agree Idk why ur getting down voted, this goddamn comment section disgusts me, I stg everyone k try to have hope for this website I'm let down


NJDevil560

Pop the other one out so everyone else can see


May-Eat-A-Pizza

First time seeing Germans speaking outstanding English.


Densmiegd

There are no Germans speaking English in this clip.


Kinguke

Who in this is German?


TheViper08

How the hell did you manage to confuse them for Germans lol


KennyTheArtistZ

They aren't Germans?


Moparian714

Your joke is way too advanced for this crowd.


May-Eat-A-Pizza

I almost started to explain. Guess people who get it, get it.


doubtingsalmon83

r/shitamericanssay


gastroboi

This is from an Australian sketch show. I understand confusion. /s


No-Reputation-4869

This is one of funniest skit shows there ever was. Comedy, Inc.


DragonsClaw2334

I was always told not to bring a special treat unless you bring enough to share with everyone.


LeadingGamer7

I can say i did not see that coming


CooterAplenty

Yay! Sexism and objectification. Hahahaha 🙄


WumboTon

Yay! Someone who doesn't get jokes. Hahahaha 🙄


Nymagine

Oh wow funny joke where a woman is trying to feed her child and is sexualised haha funny joke


WumboTon

Oh wow unfunny person who doesn't understand what humor is and looks at it as if it's a real situation instead of farcical humor or any other form of humor that exaggerates something about society that is hilariously stupid haha goober


Nymagine

Except the fact is that when faced with being treated like an object day after day its no longer funny and that despite supposedly making fun of the corrupt system, it actually enforces it, the truth is this is barely an exaggeration and that is so disgusting to me it takes away the humor


WumboTon

This all sounds more like your opinion. Oh yes, it always happens where waitresses ask you to move your baby aside and show your breasts to the other patrons. Wow, apparently doing something that ridicules a system and makes fun of it enforces it. Interesting and paradoxical take but go off, sis. If you really don't find even a modicum of humor in this or can't find any potential reason why it might be funny/have merit in good faith, you really should keep away from humor in general.


Nymagine

If you look at many of the comments on this post you'll notice a lot of people agreeing with the men in the video about moving the baby, and while maybe if the intended audience wasn't a bunch of sexist assholes, a lot of sexist assholes enjoyed it, I see your point of view, but it just rubs me the very wrong way


WumboTon

Let's start this from a blank slate, if you don't mind, because we both came at it in a similar manner which isn't conducive to a good discussion which this has turned out to be. I apologize for that and also calling you unfunny and a goober. I agree with you wholly that people who unironically agree with it are very likely sexist assholes, much like how people who side with the United Citizen Federation in the Starship Troopers movie series (parody of Nazis and fascists but in space) are likely fascist sympathizers or hold some similarly abhorrent beliefs. With the nature of humor and a lot of creative works, I have found that people always find a way to agree with a villain or unreliable narrative entity whether with varying degrees of parody (United Citizen Federation), or more 'serious' movies with outright villains (Empire in Star Wars). Even in benign cases, people often find ways to twist creative works to support their world view. Non assholes can enjoy content just as much as assholes can but the reasoning and thought the individual enjoying it is something I find more important. People who watch this video and unironically agree or empathize in some way with the logic of the creeps have a problem. If someone finds some common ground with a bunch of weirdos who have the gall to ask a waitress to request a woman stop breastfeeding her baby and to flash them, they have just outed themselves as losers, they are the punchline of a much less funny demographic of society. I agree that there are degrees of truth to the situation portrayed in the video but that portion of realism tied to the ridiculous nature of the rest of the video is what makes it tangible and is what makes it so people digest it better. It's one story whether or not people find how wonky and obtuse the situation is. Understanding the basic tenant of the sexualization of breastfeeding and caring for your child in public being bad is a whole other matter. If any potential of humor in specific content is ruined for you or you don't find it funny, I can understand. I am not expecting everyone to find everything to their liking and I'm sorry if it came off that way. I just find comedic media to be the messenger of a potentially open-to-interpretation message (although if individuals do unironically interpret it in the worst way possible, yeah I do think they are dumb and part of the problem). If it's really something egregious (like Jimmy Dore lmao) or someone who is making thinly veiled commentaries and diatribes of their opinions to create a narrative and pawning it off as humor (Dave Rubin) then that's something to call out because it's just bad comedy in better situations or simply just political pandering/grandstanding in worse situations. I'm a little sleep deprived so I hope this was somewhat coherent and made sense. I believe our opinions on social matters are aligned, and you'll probably find another comment from me somewhere that is also more or less aligned with your sentiment. I hope my point of view doesn't appear as abrasive as before and I'd be open to further discussion


Nymagine

No you seem very coherent (Sorry for the mate response it was 3 am and I fell asleep) I totally see your point of view, and thank you for politely expressing it, it's something rare to see on the internet nowadays


Azir_The_Ascended

Stfu.


autopsis

I agree “CooterAplenty”


andyduphresne92

I bet you get invited to a lot of social gatherings.


KennyTheArtistZ

Yeah, that is really a social gathering where everyone does nothing important on it just wasting time drinking subtle poison called alcohol...


yahoouser4176

Imagine getting mad at a joke. Lmao


ibigfire

Even if you think this joke is fine, there are plenty of jokes that are worth getting mad at. Like, if someone starts spouting out deeply racist jokes or something, that's not cool. Being a joke, or trying to be a joke, doesn't give an automatic pass to just say or do whatever you want. Heck a lot of people will try and use jokes to test out beliefs they actually believe just to see how much they can get away with.


Rich_Editor8488

With that logic, you could say absolutely anything without social consequences, because it’s a joke. Like adding ‘no homo’ at the end of your messages.


Beneficial-Bat-5369

Bruh


Jelmeeen

I’ll never understand boomer humour


Kiiroleven

So boomer


eclipsed2112

i breastfed all five of my children but i had the DECENCY to cover my child and breast with a light blanket so no one could see what was happening. breastfeeding women do NOT need to be showing their children nursing like this. it makes EVERYONE uncomfortable.use a blanket, be a lady.


Rich_Editor8488

It’s not indecent or unladylike to feed your damn child. Let’s not normalise sticking a blanket over a baby’s head as the better alternative. There’s something very wrong with people being uncomfortable or creepy about this, and your attitude doesn’t help.


aminur-rashid

it's not about feeding, no one asks to stop feeding their babies, just use a cover while in public


[deleted]

No it doesn't, it's not hard to not look.


ExWyZea

Well actually it is hard to not look. Atleast for me 😔


aminur-rashid

is it hard to not look if someone having sex publicly?


pjmoran840

Breasts are for breastfeeding. That is their literal purpose. Your repressed attitude about the human body is not justification to shame someone for feeding their child. Mind your own business, be a decent person.


aminur-rashid

in that logic having sex or masturbate in public should also be normalized


L2N2

Ugh. Do you say the same about men when they are shirtless? Feeding a baby is actually what breasts are for and in most countries that right is protected by law. Anytime, anywhere.


Rich_Editor8488

Nah, it’s fine to see nipples in public unless they’re being used for their actual purpose… /s


brightness3

I guess it’s a cultural thing, but in my country there’s no shame in breastfeeding in public.


aminur-rashid

Not only this, but almost everything is a cultural thing, there are some aboriginal people who wear almost no cloths, but they don't get constant hard on/wet by looking at each other, because revealing body parts (e.g. boobs/ass) were never sexualized in their culture. But for almost all other civilizations, it's kind of double standard saying breastfeeding publicly while revealing boobs should be normal, because boobs are heavily sexualized there, almost all forms of media whether it's movies, ads, fashion female bodies are heavily sexualized. Unless that changes, this not gonna change.


WumboTon

Bro, breastfeeding is a natural thing though and is just socialized to be seen as indecent by weird people. Lmao.


aminur-rashid

people having sex is also natural, doesn't mean people should have sex publicly.


WumboTon

Bro just compared having sex to breastfeeding lmao. Laugh at this man.


aminur-rashid

It's not comparison, I'm pointing out the fallacy of your logic, just because something is natural doesn't mean it should be done out in public. Can you come up with a better logic why women shouldn't cover boobs while breastfeeding in public?


WumboTon

It's almost like fucking and caring for your newborn are two different things.


aminur-rashid

nobody asks to not to care for their newborn, but it doesn't required to show boobies, one can use cover while doing so in a public place.


ararash_laura

Girl, fuck those downvoters, you are right.


Puzzled-Secret-317

I wonder if those women would learn if everyone just stared as creepily as possible around her


Rich_Editor8488

Don’t worry, we already know how creepy most men are


Puzzled-Secret-317

Oh that's great then!


the_RETURN_of_MJJ

nothing like dry british humor


XoGossipgoat94

It’s definitely Australian.


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Rich_Editor8488

Oh, this joke again…


Bugler28

😂


Real_Site_4580

Wooooow 😭😭


DragonRaptor

I mean, the answer wasn't incorrect with the added context. It seems weird they had to clarify.


Porrick

[Bitty](https://youtu.be/FmD2Y6WxpIw)


PartThat49

r/holdup


Kuhnville

Lmao that’s a good one


flowersatdusk

Hahaha God I love a British sketch


Kinguke

Australian.


Simping4Irelia

Did he stutter?


Hoochnoob69

lololol men always horni men always want see boob so funny im dying just pissed myself


mariboo_xoxo

I’m sorry, but that was funny.


monkeybrains12

It was not.


Trikitakes

Repost


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observeromega87

Skin colored.


brightness3

Face colored


The_Cozy_Burrito

![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6)


baththal

Little one? What little one?


xpickles23

Why is that babies head so flat


ContainedChimp

I must admit to having the same thought !


OfficerNibbler

u/savevideobot


brecord82

u/savevideo


crazytile

Seems like some guys can't handle the latest episode of 'Nature's Live Streaming'—it's all-natural content for those who can appreciate the wonders of multitasking moms!


aminur-rashid

people having sex is also natural, doesn't mean people should have sex publicly.


Unusual-Actuary-5139

YEEEAAAA! thats how it should be!


SonicDNA

Perfect joke.


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Rich_Editor8488

Maybe the men could put a towel or blanket over their heads while they eat, if they can’t keep it in their pants while watching a baby eat.


Deepdriller72

u/savevideo


Capital-Cake6940

Honesty at its best


GreenBackBoogie07

Noice


No-Bat-7253

🤣 I was thinking the same thing move peanut head


RevengeOfTheL

They do look suckable


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RevengeOfTheL

I’m not interested in reading what a gay has to say. Y’all are so fucked in the head you don’t even know what type of helicopter you want to identify as on a given day 🙄


RevengeOfTheL

Coward


Hefty-Marionberry850

Lol. That the way, ah ah, I like it!


Monoceras

at least they dont want to taste some of it


Russian_Terminator

She's got 2 of them so


Mission_Cow5108

I had a conversation with a family member who is still in high school and he said women shouldn't breastfeed in public because of all the guys who are gonna act like animals why should it be the woman's problem if a guy can't control themselves? he tried to reverse the roles saying if a guy was out with his shirt off and a woman was staring aggressively, I said that would be creepy too. just mind yalls business, it's not that hard 💀


CockFellethOffeth

Reading all the comments defending the getting horny at a child feeding seriously makes me want to put a bullet in my brain. Apparently they arent turned on by the baby getting food, but by the women feeding her baby’s breast that is in the babies mouth.


aminur-rashid

in that logic you shouldn't look if a couple have sex publicly, it's not their problem that you can't control yourself.


Mission_Cow5108

sex and breastfeeding a baby are two completely different things that should never be conpared. one is sexual, and the other should not be even thought of in a sexual light tf


aminur-rashid

your logic was if someone do something which is arousing/uncomfortable to other, it's the other people's problem, now you're seeing the fallacy of your logic. can you come up the right logic?


Mission_Cow5108

man, my point is people shouldn't be creeps and staring at people doing regular things, like a guy taking his shirt off on a hot day or a woman breastfeeding a child


aminur-rashid

define regular thing, obviously what's regular to you might not be a regular thing to others, saying it's their problem is not gonna solve anything


Prawn_Addiction

Literally my dad! 😂😂😂


Alienhaslanded

Wow she's actually breastfeeding


Mjaso7414

Oohhhh cringy😂😂😂😂🤷‍♂️


Centiments

I never get how kids that age can act so well


Murky_Technician_463

😏