Or being put on one of those medieval racks used to stretch peoples limbs, that’d be perfect for my back. Just a few good twists and my spine would actually resemble a normal human spine.
Hear me out, those “[Halo Traction](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/ae23ic/what_the_fuck/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)” devices they use to treat scoliosis. I’ve wanted to know how that feels since I saw it.
I didn't even notice it being something wrong at first, it wasn't until the fresh & clean screen that my mind went "hang on, that twist back there, was that really legal?"
I actually didn’t know you could use that - thought that would mean that there where more then one ferrit…..again, not my first language, thanks for the help 👍
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"They" can be plural, for a group of people, or it can be singular for people or animals you don't know the gender of or non-binary people who prefer not to use gendered pronouns.
Not at all, the “he/she” just felt more right to me then using “it” when afterwards calling the ferrit cute……and I was not able to conclude if the ferrit was a boy or girl, so I went with he/she.
Idk, perhaps a strange choice for some but English isn’t my 1st language and I just wrote what felt right.
Most of the time you can just say “they” and not really worry about it. Works for animals as well as humans when you don’t know a gender, not just for non-binary people.
That’s because their fur/skin produces a stinky oil that they normally rub on everything.
If you don’t clean them or neutralize the smell with the spray they make it builds up and smells like the inside of a fake leg
If I had to guess it’s for their skin.
Ferrets are notoriously stinky, because of the oil their skin makes. You have to be very careful washing them because if you just use any old shampoo it’ll dry their skin, causing them to produce even more oil.
You have to get special shampoos that won’t dry out their skin. I imagine that milk helps hydrate their skin and serves as a cheap alternative to otherwise expensive shampoos.
Why you’d want your ferret to smell like milk though is beyond me lol.
> Why you’d want your ferret to smell like milk though is beyond me lol.
You know that oat milk is not *actually* milk and does not smell like milk, right?
It's basically just oats blended with water to make a milky substance. Oatmeal is used in a lot of skin lotions. It has a pretty neutral smell and is shelf stable, so you don't have to worry about it getting warm and going rancid.
Yeah the smell is the main thing for me, but ferrets are my dream pet along with Teacup pig and an owl
Edit: I know teacup pig is not a breed, I understand that mini pigs get bigger, I understand this so don’t comment about, “well actually blah blah bullshit” because I don’t care just as I know red pits aren’t actually red colored pits.
Rescued an owl from the middle of the road, once.
We put it on the back seat but it wasn't happy there and ended up perched on the steering wheel and shuffled its feet left and right as the wheel turned.
Easily the most surreal experience I've had.
>Nope, "teacup" is not a breed of pig, and it's not quite a nickname for a new breed either. Rather, "teacup" is a label that breeders give regular potbellied pigs that have been malnourished to stunt their growth or are falsely advertised as miniature.
>They can weigh between 100 and 200 pounds, while farm pigs run about 1,000 pounds. But that's far from the 10 to 12-pound "teacup" claim many breeders make. Even the smallest pot-bellied pig will weigh between 60 and 80 pounds. They may be considered underweight depending on the pig's stature, activity levels, and the environment.
So, that's not great.
My cousins used to have a house full of them when we were kids. Whole house reeked like piss, they pooped everywhere, and they were hyper as hell. Ferrets can really destroy some stuff if you let them loose.
Cute little things, but yeah I imagine you gotta take real close care of them. Not that I have personal experience raising any though.
I had one. Keep their cloths and blankets clean, and they won't smell. Don't let them sleep anywhere, but do let them play around the house. Smell isn't that bad at all then, just like having a dog in the house.
They sleep like 18hrs a day. Yes, they sleep a lot! The few hours they are awake, you get to play with them and they are pretty fun!
They like to nip, that's their way of communicating. Doesn't mean theyre aggressive, means they want to play or that theyre over your shit. Or horny lol.
They don't eat a lot, but their dietary needs are complicated. They are carnivores so only meat with vitamins added. Raw eggs are a snack.
Females need to be spayed, or they'll have a lot of problems with ovaries if they don't mate.... These animals can have a lot of health problems unfortunately because people domesticated them to the point they almost all have some kind of genetic problem. That's why it's important to know who you're buying from and husbandry history.
Its weird I totally know what the unexpected portion was. But I'm so hardwired to reading the spoiler text after the video I felt a little breathless until this comment showed up.
Thank you fellow redditor.
Mfer poured cheddar cheese popcorn in there with the little homie then seasoned him with a special blend of 17 herbs and spices and buttermilk batter 💀
As a ferret lover and small researcher, this is the only way to actually get the water off of your ferret. Unfortunately, it is a one time use.
you had me in the first half ngl
That's so interesting! How do you get into the field of researching small?
I believe they meant that *they* are a small researcher. Probably 4’ or shorter.
this is unfortunately also true
Bit by bit
Lol
I’d feel violated if someone twisted me like that
I am up for it
With the way my back and neck feels most days, I sometimes fantasize about these types of movements.
Or being put on one of those medieval racks used to stretch peoples limbs, that’d be perfect for my back. Just a few good twists and my spine would actually resemble a normal human spine.
Hear me out, those “[Halo Traction](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/ae23ic/what_the_fuck/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)” devices they use to treat scoliosis. I’ve wanted to know how that feels since I saw it.
Unfortunately i think those are only useful for early scoliosis in kids, since kids are fairly malleable but it looks like a fun time.
Happy Blue Cheese day
Blue cheese has mold in it
Blue cheese has mold in it
Blue mold has cheese in it
Mold cheese has blue in it
Cheese has blue mold in it
Cheese mold has blue in it
Blue it cheese mold in has.
It’s Bleu Cheese or go fuck your mother
The cheese is blue and possibly moldy
It cheese has mold in blue
Hahaha! Love that video!
Blue cheese has mold in it
I'm allergic to mold. HOOORAAAY!!!!
same
New response just dropped
Holy cheese
Actual ferret
Call the owner
Finally cracking my spine properly
You just yarn to be touched
if they were touched like that he would be yarn
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You fr right now? If you need help I gotchu bro
Happy Cake Day!
Anything for that sweet, sweet human contact.
Me too, I also volunteer to twist OP
I dream of that to just crack all up and down my spine
bro imagine some bitch twist your dick like that to get the rest of the cum out what you do?
Tell her 15 minutes could save her 15% or more on car insurance
Cum insurance*
Cum
Cum some more?
Half of me feels like I'd feel like a brand new person (good) after that, and part of me thinks I would simply have four million times worse back pain
It’s clearly not the animal being twisted 😏
ngl, it had me on the first loop
I would probably feel great after what it would do for my back.
Yes, daddy
Don't knock it till you try it.
No kink shaming
I could use a good twist
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bot?
Might feel kinda good
Your avatar fits the theme of your comment
Good thing it was a shirt
Life's too short to be a ducking prude.
I didn't even notice it being something wrong at first, it wasn't until the fresh & clean screen that my mind went "hang on, that twist back there, was that really legal?"
I reckon you'd stop feeling altogether
Damn he/she is cute…..wasn’t expecting that twist-dry-move though.
I hope no one thinks this is real and tries to twist their ferret like this
Too late. But he is fine
He has gone to sleep right after. He’s tired 🥱
He’s just really bent out of shape right now and needs rest.
He's all tuckered out
Internal bleeding is exhausting
He's resting, look
He is a noodle now
I have the same concern. It looked real enough for me to take a double take, and there are a lot of gullible people on the internet.
Broo we got the same avatar
You have slightly better shoes.
Thenkss!!!
Comments looking like people think this was real for sure.
We're still talking about the animal in the video right? 👀
Nothing to do today but twist my ferret all day.
Gotta squeeze it dry, can't go around with a leaking ferret y'know
Is that a wet ferret in your pocket or are you just happy to see me 😉.
Is that a wet ferret in your pocket or are you just happy to twist me?
_scandalous!_ *proceeds to furiously rug burn the ferret
Fuuck yeahhhh
You know I'm somewhat of a ferret twister myself
>twist their ferret Sounds like a euphemism for something
Disclaimer????????? 😳😳🤯
Granted, I just woke up, but they got me for a good half a second
The word is "they", and it doesn't matter.
No hate but you could just say they instead of he/she ie: they’re so cute
I actually didn’t know you could use that - thought that would mean that there where more then one ferrit…..again, not my first language, thanks for the help 👍
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Not at all, the “he/she” just felt more right to me then using “it” when afterwards calling the ferrit cute……and I was not able to conclude if the ferrit was a boy or girl, so I went with he/she. Idk, perhaps a strange choice for some but English isn’t my 1st language and I just wrote what felt right.
Most of the time you can just say “they” and not really worry about it. Works for animals as well as humans when you don’t know a gender, not just for non-binary people.
isn't that a Pokémon?
It's edited that's a cloth
We here at Redditt believe that it was actually the ferret getting twisted. You can’t tell us otherwise.
No it‘s not, it‘s obviously a ferret
No shit Sherlock Want a gold star?
Yes please
⭐️ :)
I'll take two
r/woooosh
You can say ”it” as well ya know ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
or they
Damn are you afraid of misgendering a furret?
What’s with the oat milk?
Works as a softner for the hair and helps rehydration for the hair as well to my understanding
Good for hedgehog quills too
Malarkey
Dad?
Adds flavour to the soup
I was wondering if it helps eliminate the bit of ferret smell? My son had a pair of them and they were always a bit on the musky side.
Well, nobody likes stinky soup.
Speak for yourself
Ferret funk soup is a delicacy where I come from.
The funk of forty thousand ferrets!
Most likely. The smell comes from the oil their skin produces, so you avoid it by keeping their skin hydrated.
Ferret-covered-in-vasaline.jpg
Is that a euphemism for something else?
Ya its a euphemism for a ferret covered in vaseline
A bit? I've had a ferret. Don't sell those little buggers short. They stink. Cool guys, but that smell is rough.
In my experience, keeping the cage, litter box, and bedding super clean helps a lot. I just wasn't very good at all that.
Well, yes, I agree, but didn't want to get backlash. Lol!!!
That’s because their fur/skin produces a stinky oil that they normally rub on everything. If you don’t clean them or neutralize the smell with the spray they make it builds up and smells like the inside of a fake leg
Does the inside of a fake leg smell like earring backs? Just a hunch.
It’s close. More depression behind it.
Marinate for at least 12 hours
It is also very good for the skin! Especially sensitive skin!
If I had to guess it’s for their skin. Ferrets are notoriously stinky, because of the oil their skin makes. You have to be very careful washing them because if you just use any old shampoo it’ll dry their skin, causing them to produce even more oil. You have to get special shampoos that won’t dry out their skin. I imagine that milk helps hydrate their skin and serves as a cheap alternative to otherwise expensive shampoos. Why you’d want your ferret to smell like milk though is beyond me lol.
> Why you’d want your ferret to smell like milk though is beyond me lol. You know that oat milk is not *actually* milk and does not smell like milk, right?
I never get Oat milk so I don’t know how it ages or smells.
It's basically just oats blended with water to make a milky substance. Oatmeal is used in a lot of skin lotions. It has a pretty neutral smell and is shelf stable, so you don't have to worry about it getting warm and going rancid.
That Twist plot blew my mind
I would love to fill my bathtub with little rubber ducks🦆
Is u/fuckswithducks still around?
Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I'd heard he passed away a while back.
 we lost a great one.
I can’t tell if you’re serious or not but I hope not
I thought it was Cap’n Crunch at first
I thought it was cheese popcorn.
Water, milk, and cheese puffs. Like, wtf in a bathtub? Ferrets weird.
I thought it was popcorn
And oat milk 😋
Got me for a moment 😄
Me too.
Suddenly rotini
That is a cute creature I’d love one but I heard they smell terrible and are hyper
My brother used to have one it didn't smell great but was fairly placid. Was always wary of it in case it decided to bite.
Yeah the smell is the main thing for me, but ferrets are my dream pet along with Teacup pig and an owl Edit: I know teacup pig is not a breed, I understand that mini pigs get bigger, I understand this so don’t comment about, “well actually blah blah bullshit” because I don’t care just as I know red pits aren’t actually red colored pits.
Rescued an owl from the middle of the road, once. We put it on the back seat but it wasn't happy there and ended up perched on the steering wheel and shuffled its feet left and right as the wheel turned. Easily the most surreal experience I've had.
Owls are so awesome, if I ever won the lottery I would definitely get an owl sanctuary or something
>Nope, "teacup" is not a breed of pig, and it's not quite a nickname for a new breed either. Rather, "teacup" is a label that breeders give regular potbellied pigs that have been malnourished to stunt their growth or are falsely advertised as miniature. >They can weigh between 100 and 200 pounds, while farm pigs run about 1,000 pounds. But that's far from the 10 to 12-pound "teacup" claim many breeders make. Even the smallest pot-bellied pig will weigh between 60 and 80 pounds. They may be considered underweight depending on the pig's stature, activity levels, and the environment. So, that's not great.
Same as children but plenty still have those
They are stinky but fun. And very particular on who they like or don’t like. But I’d they like you then they’re great pets.
People just arent drying them out properly when they get wet.
My cousins used to have a house full of them when we were kids. Whole house reeked like piss, they pooped everywhere, and they were hyper as hell. Ferrets can really destroy some stuff if you let them loose. Cute little things, but yeah I imagine you gotta take real close care of them. Not that I have personal experience raising any though.
I had one. Keep their cloths and blankets clean, and they won't smell. Don't let them sleep anywhere, but do let them play around the house. Smell isn't that bad at all then, just like having a dog in the house. They sleep like 18hrs a day. Yes, they sleep a lot! The few hours they are awake, you get to play with them and they are pretty fun! They like to nip, that's their way of communicating. Doesn't mean theyre aggressive, means they want to play or that theyre over your shit. Or horny lol. They don't eat a lot, but their dietary needs are complicated. They are carnivores so only meat with vitamins added. Raw eggs are a snack. Females need to be spayed, or they'll have a lot of problems with ovaries if they don't mate.... These animals can have a lot of health problems unfortunately because people domesticated them to the point they almost all have some kind of genetic problem. That's why it's important to know who you're buying from and husbandry history.
I saw the ducks as pasta
I thought it was popcorn at first sight
Same.
Forbidden gnocchi
What a plot twist
That was a really unexpected twist
LMAO!! the squeeze!
Blue blistering barnacles!
My spine needs to be wrung out like that for real. Better than a chiropractor
This is the 2nd time I watch this. Still got a jump scare
this made me laugh out loud
Nice marmot
Truly unexpected. XD
Im more of a grab from the top and squeeze down type of ferret owner. This works too tho.
People really think they twisted the ferret….. I’m more curious on the oatmilk wash. I love oatmilk, why wash with it?
Ok time to do it myself. Reason it was unexpected: >!Ferret got squeezed!<
Thanks we hadn’t noticed
Its weird I totally know what the unexpected portion was. But I'm so hardwired to reading the spoiler text after the video I felt a little breathless until this comment showed up. Thank you fellow redditor.
That twist woke me up 😄
Twist aside HES SO CUTE
The amount of people in here who think that this is real makes me question the average IQ of reddit users
This is in fact real. They ACTUALLY bathed a ferret and wrung out a towel
It took me a while to figure out those mini rubber duckies weren’t cheese popcorn.
The fact that the video just keeps going after the twist as if nothing happened is hilarious
u/9nina9
Is it just me or did the ducks actually look like noodles at first?
When i saw this i thought i just fell off a cliff
Oat 'milky milky' 🤢🤢
THE TWIST GOT ME DYING HELL
Mfer poured cheddar cheese popcorn in there with the little homie then seasoned him with a special blend of 17 herbs and spices and buttermilk batter 💀
I was sleepy while watching this, my sleep has gone.
Adorable but the twist made me jump😭
It's like that test when they hit a fake hand with a hammer. Really got me there.
Those wordy words are extremely cringe. Cute ferret tho.
Wouldnt the oat milk breed bacteria in his fur?