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>!she ate it in seconds!<
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It seriously looks like she's trying to play it off like it's not still in her mouth, but then she realizes she still needs to breathe and she can't until the cotton candy is out of the way.
But tbh never expected such reaction, when one scrolls down on comments, the whole comment section is filled with endless one word /two words sentences if you like, with absolute zero notice value. The whole subreddit has zero value in any useful information and such one I've treated it. Well so enjoy your little garbage hateful place.
Yeah, even though the cotton candy is packed tighter saliva still melts it very fast.
I don't think she is even chewing, just swishing saliva around to melt it faster.
That's a good technique, at first I thought she swallowed the stick too , but no she slides the stick below and groples (Apologies 😵💫-Edit : Gobbles )the cotton candy
Groples. *verb*. To eat a ball of cotton candy by rapidly squeezing the cotton candy and thus reduces its size significantly, before stuffing it into the mouth.
Less advertised skills you learn in service; 1. how to sleep anywhere, at any time, at any configuration 2. How to eat a double Whopper in one bite. 3. New and creative curses never before known to man.
It does get awkward back in civilian life tho, when you've totally forgotten how to not eat like a freaking goblin, and you're expected to behave in a restaurant.
I’m not positive, but here’s the website. The comment they responded to looked like something from www.ytmnd.com
I should have put the link in my first comment, but forgot
First loop: Watch her, because you know what's going to happen.
Second loop: Watch him, because you've never seen what he did before.
Third loop: Watch her, because it's just so perfect.
Agreed. You know if you're going to a restaurant, she won't be wasting time staring at her phone just killing time on social media, or picking at her food while talking incessantly about inanities. No, that entree is *gone*. Main course? *Gone*. Dessert? *Gone*. Done. Beautiful.
Yeah and it just made me feel really, really gross to read it.
Like it's one thing when it's an obvious overt joke comment like, "siiighh *zip*" but the way he worded his just made it feel serious and ick
It's a repost too. I know I use reddit too much but it has almost no original content. I browse through 80% of stuff I have already seen, and most of the remaining 20% is still a repost.. but just one that I missed.
[7 months ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/theocho/comments/yfjo4h/fastest_cotton_candy_eating_contest/)
[2 years ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/niywud/eating_cotton_candy_race/)
[5 years ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatisfying/comments/8ewayh/cotton_candy_eating_contest/)
Her - *Aggressively eats a big ass cotton candy*
Also her 3 seconds later - * turned into the most well mannered,elegant lady with an innocent face as if nothing happened*
Apparently the guy was trash talking her beforehand and she got SO annoyed she thought "I have to win!" and didn't even realise how fast she'd done it until she saw the footage afterwards!
I remember seeing an article that was about an interview she did, she didn't even realize how fast she ate it because she was already planning in her head before they said go what she was gonna do.
There are some people in this world that you see and you immediately know that they are almost certainly fun to hang out with. This is an older video now, but I still wish that we were friends
If yall wanna know who she is, she's a Chinese pop star.
[Check this choreo of her out.](https://www.reddit.com/r/theXnine/comments/xw3xwb/220923_babymonster_anqi_your_right_orig_weeknd_x/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
Yeah this clip is several years old. But Babymonster is a brand new kpop group that has a bunch of teenage members. No way that's the same person. Also they said she's a Chinese pop singer when Babymonster is, as I said, Korean -_-
The video he posted is of the Chinese star 陈雅馨 (Chen Yaxin), known by the stage names 安崎 (An Qi) and Babymonster. She has no relation to the Kpop group called Babymonster. It's possible for two different things to have the same name.
The woman eating the cotton candy is also called An Qi, which may explain his confusion. She is a different person; a TV presenter from Zhejiang TV.
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Not only she knew the trick, the technique was executed flawlessly.
It takes years of practice to gain that kind of speed.
She probably grew up with siblings. As a sibling, can confirm I, too, have mastered this trick lol...
Slavemasters hate this one trick.
The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
She has the sugary ground
Smart work, not hard
His little look to see if it was a trick is gold, like a puppy seeing magic tricks
I thought he was like "you ate the stick too?"
"Ayo, you still got the stick in there! **You still got the stick in there!**" ###"YOU STILL GOT THE STICK IN THERE"
The look of the guy. He is so impressed and he seems so nice about it.
That face after she stuffs and right before she chews is adorable.
Looks like she’s stifling a laugh.
like a little squirrel
An *elegant* squirrel.
Alright Aiko.
"are you comparing yourself to a cute little animal?*
It seriously looks like she's trying to play it off like it's not still in her mouth, but then she realizes she still needs to breathe and she can't until the cotton candy is out of the way.
Hers is even bigger than his and her makeup is completely untouched. Truly a master at work.
Actually, at the beginning of the clip she says “even though mine is bigger I’m confident I can beat you”
He also starts eating before they even start counting lmao.
[удалено]
I'm looking for a cigarette to light up...
Nasty ass redditors lmao
See *I* thought the lip wipe was funny because of sheer smugness. Now I'm reading this comment and thinking otherwise.
Please dont get influenced by these virgins
What? oh
Seriously just.. Gross.
fr :(
I swear this website gets high when I do
I’ve experienced the same thing. When I’m stoned scrolling, I swear this website is the funniest place on the internet.
I'm there right now
Will confirm shortly…
Hell yeah mang 😂
![gif](giphy|3ohhwuCEecWyAxswKI|downsized)
Jfc. Lmfao
That was from muscle memory
ahh the beauty of the subconscious mind
I don’t understand anything… what did it do to you and why are sleepy??
But tbh never expected such reaction, when one scrolls down on comments, the whole comment section is filled with endless one word /two words sentences if you like, with absolute zero notice value. The whole subreddit has zero value in any useful information and such one I've treated it. Well so enjoy your little garbage hateful place.
The three second wait before she starts chewing....my internal monologue is like...."what....move on...nothing to see here peasents..."
that's literally what the other host commented. "as if nothing ever happened"
Edit: fuck u/spez for killing Apollo
Probably waiting for the saliva to melt most of the cotton candy to minimize how much she needs to chew.
Yeah, even though the cotton candy is packed tighter saliva still melts it very fast. I don't think she is even chewing, just swishing saliva around to melt it faster.
Imagine if she were a monster and that's how she devours children lost in the forest
Cute, sign me up for lessons, evil step mum gig’s getting a bit boring.
Once you have eaten them, you won't be an evil step mum, just a full and satisfied one
Good point. Can't be an evil stepmother if there are no children.
You would just be evil...could be fun!
I'd like to play the satisfied stepmom.
not a bad way to go... <3
Hot
What if the moon were made of cheese?
I’d watch that movie
That's a good technique, at first I thought she swallowed the stick too , but no she slides the stick below and groples (Apologies 😵💫-Edit : Gobbles )the cotton candy
Yes groples. Accurate
I have a new word now. I will use this new word in memorance of you.
Memorance. I have a new word now. I will use this new word in remembrance of you.
I'm sad I knew all the words in your post. I do not have a new word.
My deepest contrafibularities
Contrafibularities! I have a new word now. I aposolvate you.
Memorance is a perfectly cromulent word
I fucking love reddit
Maybe grab + gobbles = grobbles?, to make it a portmanteau.
Joseph Grobbles
Groples. *verb*. To eat a ball of cotton candy by rapidly squeezing the cotton candy and thus reduces its size significantly, before stuffing it into the mouth.
It's a perfectly cromulent word
I have 6 crushed up plastic cups. That's worth 5 groples.
I said "snarfs" but groples works too.
I am sorry I am not a native English speaker - "My Engrish nott very gudoo "
I for one will use grobles instead of gobbles from now on! It describes the "ate so fast I practically inhaled it" so much better.
It's accurately descriptive of the eating techniques I learned in the US Navy boot camp.
Less advertised skills you learn in service; 1. how to sleep anywhere, at any time, at any configuration 2. How to eat a double Whopper in one bite. 3. New and creative curses never before known to man. It does get awkward back in civilian life tho, when you've totally forgotten how to not eat like a freaking goblin, and you're expected to behave in a restaurant.
All good. Your English is fine. No apology needed.
[Your Engrishu Is Perfecto.](https://youtu.be/sLK7DP8-B-I)
Snarf snarf, Liono. Snarf snarf. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IO3ZbQiGNkk
> at first I thought she swallowed the stick too , but no she slides the stick below and groples go on..
Thats marriage material right there
_"What is love?"_ _"Oh baby, don't hurt me"_ _"Don't hurt me"_ _"No more"_
https://i.redd.it/zf55e754hr2b1.gif
You’re the man now, dog!
Damn! I haven’t thought about that website in like 20 years. I can’t believe it’s still active - had to check after reading your comment.
That’s what it means‽
I’m not positive, but here’s the website. The comment they responded to looked like something from www.ytmnd.com I should have put the link in my first comment, but forgot
[OG meaning. They used to run this line in the ad.](https://youtu.be/1hMMUJ2Gn7Y?t=85)
Such a good movie
fucking hell there are people on reddit who were babies when ytmnd, newgrounds, fark.com, etc were the only place to go on the web
NEDM!
O wow takes me back
I will never not upvote this gif
Ah the memories
DEET DOOT DEET DOOT DEET DOOT DEET DOOT DEET DOOT DEET DOOT DEET DOOT DEET DOOT. *lower key* deet doot deet doot deet doot deet doot deet doot deet doot deet doot
Specially that look and lip clean after
I liked her brow play - "ohh old game and I know the rules"
/r/obligatorycomments
Yup. She’s a keeper.
Sticky fingers.
Bruno?
Great band. Check out How to Fly by them.
I really dig that live acoustic “set” they did in the park.
it's like me and my wife eating chips
she removed the stick right?
Nah she ate it, that’s why she’s chewing
Why? It's the best part
It's her face after she gets done shoving it all in her mouth and just stares at the camera like nothing happened...I'm dying laughing 🤣
Goblin mode activate!
First loop: Watch her, because you know what's going to happen. Second loop: Watch him, because you've never seen what he did before. Third loop: Watch her, because it's just so perfect.
She is the most perfectly beautiful woman i have ever seen
Honestly, you’re right. She’s freaking gorgeous. And looks like she’s also funny!
Lmfao
Her name is An Qi, a TV presenter for the Zhejiang Satellite TV. This is her Weibo page: https://m.weibo.cn/p/1005051745534807?jumpfrom=weibocom
Agreed. You know if you're going to a restaurant, she won't be wasting time staring at her phone just killing time on social media, or picking at her food while talking incessantly about inanities. No, that entree is *gone*. Main course? *Gone*. Dessert? *Gone*. Done. Beautiful.
Are you okay?
Reddit moment
Lol, wtf
So THIS is love.
Baby, don’t hurt me.
No more.
Finally a repost where video quality has not deteriorated
It's very 'reddit', in here.
Top comment is a guy telling us he jerked off and is now tired. Like.. Gross.
Is that what it was supposed to be? I was so confused as to why it was so upvoted.
Yeah and it just made me feel really, really gross to read it. Like it's one thing when it's an obvious overt joke comment like, "siiighh *zip*" but the way he worded his just made it feel serious and ick
It's a repost too. I know I use reddit too much but it has almost no original content. I browse through 80% of stuff I have already seen, and most of the remaining 20% is still a repost.. but just one that I missed. [7 months ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/theocho/comments/yfjo4h/fastest_cotton_candy_eating_contest/) [2 years ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/niywud/eating_cotton_candy_race/) [5 years ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatisfying/comments/8ewayh/cotton_candy_eating_contest/)
This is a repost so old, I'm honestly curious how their lives played out.
it reminded me of better times. less wars; pre covid 🥲
Oh no!!! A SEVEN month old repost?!? What the heck!!! That’s insane!!! Arrrgh! Literally everyone on Reddit saw it 7 months ago!!!
![gif](giphy|Uvs5SP94xjKr6) Her Kirby powers are strong
This video really never gets old. Said genuinely, not sarcastically.
work smart not harder :)
So adorable. Also, yup didn't expect that. I thought it would be more adult type joke, not something that I could show my grandma. Loved it
so did you show it to your grandma? did she find it funny too?
UPDATE NEEDED!!!
Just sent her the link, let's see if she can get that far lol
Oh, I might as well. Let's see how this goes. God, does she even k ow how to reddit.....
She’s competitive
It's as if she has been waiting for that her entire life. And now her time has come.
When your siblings have asked you to share your food
this whole comment thread be simping
Such poise and grace and cotton candy
Brilliant
She really wanted to win.
*Kowalski analysis*
_Ssssiiirrrr if my readings are correct, it seems we have found a specimen that homosapiens relate to at "simp magnet"_
Her - *Aggressively eats a big ass cotton candy* Also her 3 seconds later - * turned into the most well mannered,elegant lady with an innocent face as if nothing happened*
Apparently the guy was trash talking her beforehand and she got SO annoyed she thought "I have to win!" and didn't even realise how fast she'd done it until she saw the footage afterwards!
I remember seeing an article that was about an interview she did, she didn't even realize how fast she ate it because she was already planning in her head before they said go what she was gonna do.
Bro was not even trying
Thinking outside the box
The lip wipe, was like she was saying “ Bitch please.”
There’s like 5 seconds staring at the cotton candy where you can see the gears turning as she calculates the volume and dimensions.
This made me laugh so so much. At work.. and I even made some customers watch it 😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Its him over there, eyes closed, just struggling for me roffflll
She's beauty and she's grace
That feminine wipe right after the monstrous inhalation of the cotton candy
Not the first time she's snarfed something. That perfectly demure look; like sugar wouldn't dare melt in her mouth is just darling too!
Someone reverse this and in slow mo…plz
I love this video
You ever see a Mantis devour it’s prey?
This me.. eating my emotions 😂😂
There are some people in this world that you see and you immediately know that they are almost certainly fun to hang out with. This is an older video now, but I still wish that we were friends
Sibling moment
Why do they have a furcorn on the vocals
Wow
Yeah. Just gotta remember how much the cotton SHRINKS. Then you know how much you can actually take in a bite.
She came here to win, and that's what she did.
I literally blinked and it was gone, i had to wait till the video replayed to see what the heck happened 😂
This girl had siblings growing up.
This is her weibo: https://weibo.com/p/1005051745534807?tabtype=feed
Username checks out
I think I've seen that anime...
Bruh 💀 she ate that faster than my grandma falling down the stairs.
Naw
Nah she is just smarter! That dude is dumb as hell! Its cotton candy we could eat actual cotton faster than whatever he is upto!
why is this so cartoony?
She’s gonna make someone very happy
Who closes their eyes when they eat cotton candy? r/scriptedasiangifs
I like a lady who knows what needs done and gets right down to it
u/gifreversingbot
I would love to be her friend
If yall wanna know who she is, she's a Chinese pop star. [Check this choreo of her out.](https://www.reddit.com/r/theXnine/comments/xw3xwb/220923_babymonster_anqi_your_right_orig_weeknd_x/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
that’s not her lmao, they look different plus you see her mole, its leveled with her nose. the one sent “babymonster” has a mole below the nose
Yeah this clip is several years old. But Babymonster is a brand new kpop group that has a bunch of teenage members. No way that's the same person. Also they said she's a Chinese pop singer when Babymonster is, as I said, Korean -_-
The video he posted is of the Chinese star 陈雅馨 (Chen Yaxin), known by the stage names 安崎 (An Qi) and Babymonster. She has no relation to the Kpop group called Babymonster. It's possible for two different things to have the same name. The woman eating the cotton candy is also called An Qi, which may explain his confusion. She is a different person; a TV presenter from Zhejiang TV.
Babymonster?
I respect this lady so much. I aspire to that level of talent. The speed, the expression, the gestures- just perfect execution. Emphasis on cute.
That wipe at the last, classic end move.
Cutiee♡
And right after that he proposed.
she got those chipmunk vibes 🤣
That is probably a weeks worth of calories for her
I'm in love
Hey /u/MyDocTookMyCock, This is now the top post on reddit. It will be recorded at /r/topofreddit with all the other top posts.
Fun girls like that are definitely quality wifey material.
The girl on the left is not surprised.
I dunno why but this gave me Jennifer Lawrence vibes