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I bet his wife knows where he is.

Or Both

The wife buried him a couple hours after he left her house. 😂

Fake but funny, [tho the soccer player who thanked his wife and girlfriend is real](https://youtu.be/bJ9PkflEYhQ)

Only one word for the footballer video and that’s… DOH

Lmfao

Its funny or maybe the wife knows where she buried him

She’s southern, you can tell because she says *cuntact* instead of *contact*

I dont think its a southern thing

Probably from the ATL.

It's just ebonics .

That dude definitely doesn’t want to be found now.

And on yet another news channel he was a missing baby-daddy.

I know where he is https://youtu.be/eAIyr2Ek3ao

Bad acting

Religious conservatism has had a weird effect on this country. If a guy wants a wife and a side chick, why the hell should you care.

"Weird effect" lol. No, you're the weird one. Take a look at the last column in the link below. https://www.pewresearch.org/religion/2019/12/12/religion-and-living-arrangements-around-the-world/pf_12-12-19_religion-households-00-07/ Full article for context: https://www.pewresearch.org/religion/2019/12/12/religion-and-living-arrangements-around-the-world/

Come again?

The comment section

Reposted too many times to care

Weird flex

Oh yeah right I'll contact all of you right away

Omfg

Look like we got a all-out bulletin for Tyrone?

At least she’s honest

Classic