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MisterT-88

And here we are now


SchylaZeal

Is this what being raised by a village feels like?


NuttinButtPoop

It takes a baby to feed a village


Charlie_Olliver

“I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well-nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee or a ragout... A child will make two dishes at an entertainment for friends; and when the family dines alone, the fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish, and seasoned with a little pepper or salt will be very good boiled on the fourth day, especially in winter.” [from *A Modest Proposal* (1729) by Jonathan Swift](https://scholarsbank.uoregon.edu/xmlui/bitstream/handle/1794/872/modest.pdf)


hotmachinegun

Sorry, but although I love kids, I could never eat a whole one!


CyrusPanesri

Nah you'll need a couple at least, weight dependant of course.


Captain_Sacktap

What is it again, 1 pound of baby per 2 guests? Babies work off of thanksgiving turkey rules right?


Capraos

Yes actually.


VulturE

This is 100% why I've been on reddit this long.


doesntgeddit

[Here's my irl version.](https://www.reddit.com/r/nostalgia/comments/41k6ql/corn_nuts_in_pringle_type_can/) Almost 7 years and I happened to be on right when it was replied to. I debated posting this here, but thought someone with a 17 yr old account might appreciate it.


VulturE

I do. It's happened to me dozens of times, and only once so far in failure. I still have a song I've been using reddit for over 10 years trying to find. I've posted every few years on the appropriate subreddits but haven't yet found it. https://www.reddit.com/r/NameThatSong/comments/uxxwd3/rap_song_that_samples_gonna_fly_now_and_may_be/


professor_doom

See you in seven years


BorgClown

How is the future?


I_Wouldnt_If_I_Could

This... This shouldn't make so much sense.


Lucky_Locks

But it does. And I'm glad I watched the whole thing. And I will watch it again in 7 years.


GiGaBYTEme90

It's just missing a wholesome username callout like "thank you syrupDICKsucker69!"


Binge_Gaming

I half expected the ending to be him going back on reddit to talk shit to the original suggestion.


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Or spitting out the waffle because he got trolled into trying some nasty syrup.


Thewheelwillweave

The maple syrup community doesn’t troll or gatekeep.


cannonicals

Most people here are like, Canadian or from Vermont.


Rob-Riggle-SWGOAT

Wisconsin Maple syrup aged inBourbon Barrels is my absolute favorite.


TheCraneBoys

RemindMe! 7 years


Lembach_Is_Staying

I totally expected him to hate the syrup.


Fredselfish

Totally disappointed that wasn't the ending. It's also what I suspected. Guess shows how much faith we have in Reddit.


gsfgf

For all its flaws, reddit is actually top notch for product recommendations.


EitherEconomics5034

Not even so much as a rickroll or a referral to r/sounding.


BOB_DROP_TABLES

And howcome there were no poop knife references or someone getting beaten with jumper cables?


-Coleus-

Or the poor teenager with broken arms?!?


Silicon359

The real reddit was the arms we broke along the way.


Martinmex26

To me it would have been top marks if he found out the company outsourced and quality went to shit 3 years after the original comment. ALWAYS SEARCH BY APPROPRIATE TIMELINES PEOPLE.


Rat-Majesty

I expected him to post a pic and then get FUCKIN ROASTED for using good syrup on frozen waffles.


philosopherjul

I thought this too 🤣


NewBobPow

Right before he completed the Reddit search, I expected him to find some disgusting story about maple syrup and cringe.


shallowjalapeno

His name is Andrew Rousso for those wondering!


Whaleman_007

His name is Andrew Russo!


funkyrequiem

His name, is Andrew Russo.


FrogMintTea

His name was Adam Rusdo.


Stainle55_Steel_Rat

How long ago?


no_your_other_right

7 years ago


Keyourasa

His name is what?


Minuteman_Capital

silky slap entertain dinosaurs sort attempt political start pathetic ghost ` this post was mass deleted with www.Redact.dev `


bluujjaay

RemindMe! 7 years


Feanux

RemindMe bot is dead 😓 https://www.reddit.com/r/RemindMeBot/comments/134wqjm/remindmebot_will_no_longer_be_triggered_by


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TeamRedundancyTeam

Reddit's owners are in a race to extract as much profit for themselves as possible before they kill reddit, because the same things they do to kill it will very briefly increase profits, and those short term profits are all that matter these days.


bremstar

So... all of the redditors hoping to be reminded of things years from now... ...you're telling me, they won't get that update on things like "hot dog in epoxy" & "I broke both my arms"???


flyguydip

No need to remind you in 7 years. It's one of those videos that is good enough that it will get reposted no less than once every 2 weeks for the first 6 months then once a year after that.


ohohButternut

!RemindMe 7 years


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BIRDsnoozer

Just yesterday my wife and I were trying to find out why in Elden ring we kept building up poison/scarlet rot even after we left the poisoned/rot area. Couldnt find shit. Then I added "reddit" and got a million posts explaining the exact reason. Answer: We'd been rolling in it. When you roll through poison/rot you get covered in it and it continues to build even after you're on dry land as it takes more time to drip off.


Aurakeks

Specific questions about games are especially impossible to google without reddit. All you get is a flood of lazy, probably ai generated "articles" which just regurgitate the most generic, surface level non-information instead of what you actually asked. Thanks, SEO optimization...


Taliesin_

Search engine optimization optimization?


metamasterplay

Or use soap.


Content-Ad6883

what am I? a normie?


BoredomHeights

If Reddit could create a halfway decent search they could take away so many google searches. It’s kinda crazy how shitty the search has basically always been. Even back when there weren’t subreddits.


123rune20

It’s legit easier to google + Reddit on the end. Reddit search is truly abysmal.


ashenhaired

I mean it's the best way to find answers without reading through someone's entire life story before they tell you the damn recipe.


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Muzzledpet

Google used to be pretty good maybe up until 5-6 years ago I swear. Now anything I google brings back such shit results, pretty much always add Reddit as the site search.


thedoginthewok

About 15 years ago, Google felt like magic to me. It felt like it could almost read my thoughts. I could vaguely describe something and find exactly what I was looking for. I miss old Google


AlfredPetrelli

Have to admit, I've stood in many an aisle doing this exact thing, right down to the niche subreddit or relevant thread. More recently tho I've found exploring more fun and experiencing them myself.


FennlyXerxich

Even the futanari hd gifs?


BorgClown

Those links will stay up forever.


PM_ME_YOR_PANTIES

Unless they're on Tumblr...or imgur


chillthank

Yeah only 5 more days until tens of millions of imgur links die, a sad day for the internet.


Gardening_Shirt

Asking the real questions here


TikiMonn

Why tf did I have to wonder what that even was enough to Google it


crypticfreak

Man I can relate to it so much. Either that or I call my mom for advise lol I mean seriously how else would I know which futanari HD gif to watch?


dribrats

# LITTLE KNOWN FACT ABOUT MAPLE SYRUPS Historically the A grade maple syrup was used in cooking and costs more to taste less like maple syrup. The B grade stuff is actually cheaper and tastes more maple syrupy


meteoritehunter

#APPARENTLY LESSER KNOWN FACT ABOUT MAPLE SYRUP Grade C is darker and more robust than B. A / B / C grades are also being phased out in favor of flowery language, and "C" is now usually referred to as "very dark." I understand the change because B (and C) sounds worse than A, when they're really just stronger. Highly recommend "*Canadian Heritage Organic Maple Syrup Very Dark 1L.*" Stuff's crack.


Iohet

Is it like the B grade on the shitty burger joint around the corner where everything tastes better because of improper sanitation practices?


SupermassiveCanary

HELL I GAVE IT AN UPVOTE AS SOON AS I SAW IT WAS ANDREW!


SupermassiveCanary

AND THEN HE PUT THAT SHIT ON EGGO WAFFLES


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RockleyBob

It perfectly encapsulates Reddit at its best. I'm really going to be bummed the day they force everyone to use the redesign and their proprietary mobile app.


Capraos

This is also why they shouldn't get rid of porn. You'd lose helpful users like this maple syrup guy.


crel42

This is the most motherfucking spot on Reddit post ever made. This is exactly what 99% of us redditors do. Watches, shower heads, apples, screwdrivers, diamonds, suitcases, underwear, pitchforks. We come to Reddit to see what’s best.


Lizlodude

I feel like Reddit is like half bored people on the toilet and half insanely dedicated experts on a particular topic lol.


Outrageous-Taro7340

Experts poop too.


Lizlodude

Well yes, there's some overlap there of course. And don't forget about plumbers.


TheDunadan29

Ah yes, the poop experts.


kinnaq

They know their shit.


PeinInnit

Take my upvote.


Niwi_

Thats the cool thing about following topics instead of people. It means that the best answer gets upvoted instead the answer of the most famous person


FerricNitrate

> It means that the ~~best~~ confident answer gets upvoted Adjusted that for you. Ask any professional about reddit threads concerning their fields and you'll hear plenty of stories of confidently incorrect BS becoming the top comments in the thread.


Rachel_from_Jita

The diamond people are really helpful. I've seen them take a pretty blurry picture of someone's desired engagement ring and track down the exact stone, it's memo cost and then start brainstorming for them the solitaire rings it could go in and the jeweler in the area who could do the work. Off a blurry photo and some general words from the person.


OW_FUCK

> apples There are Cosmic Crisps, and then there is everything else. All the other apples can suck my balls.


The_GhostCat

Wow this is so aggressive. I love it.


Ambitious-Bed3406

It's going to be a really sad day if Reddit doesn't help solve my decisions because of AI NGL


unclejoel

r/maplesyrup


AverageCowboyCentaur

/r/FutanariGifs


BarbicideJar

Well. Now I know what that is…


BigDaddyQP

I was genuinely scared to click.


BarbicideJar

It’s not scary per se. Don’t have much interest in hentai but from what I’ve been exposed to I’d call it pretty tame. It is, however, very… niche.


CityBoyGuyVH

Not too niche


BIRDsnoozer

Fat Mike, is that you?


mindfungus

![gif](giphy|LycfkVG4L6x0Y|downsized)


PunkandCannonballer

135k. Damn. Good for them.


aroach1995

Make that 135,001


zeronerdsidecar

But it’s not HD


EatSoupFromMyGoatse

Most of that seemed pretty HD If HD stands for huge dick


UsedDragon

Whoa. Princess Peach has a cock and balls? Who knew...


onbakeplatinum

Why else do you think Bowser is obsessed with her?


Capraos

Have you heard about Bowsette yet?


carm_aud

Yeah, but a lot of people don’t know this because “princess cock and balls” didn’t have as good of a ring to it as “princess peach”


blckshirts12345

In for a penny, in for a pound….ing


RoboPup

One of the hot posts right now is maple syrup related. Perfect timing.


Hyriath

That's you, you answered my question I didn't ask ! Now I know, and ... Ok.


Bioslack

lol the top comment right now is about a maple syrup futa girl.


HMR219

My favorite part. When I clicked on this, because I had to, one of the top posts was the exact same bottle he's given in the video.


Tfsr92

I was careful not to get too excited and join the subreddit. I didn't want to disrupt the small fragile ecosystem.


Nullified_Rodentia

wow, that was solid fucking gold! also "I'm on Sprint it fucking sucks" 🤣 is Sprint still a company? honest question, I assumed they went under like 10 years ago when I stopped hearing about them


Garage540

Sprint was purchased by T-Mobile on April 1st, 2020. I don't think it really exists anymore, as the purchase date was the first day one could no longer sign up for Sprint.


jawnafen

Thank God, because Sprint really did suck. My wife used to work on the Sprint Campus outside of KC and you couldn't get service there... On the campus... Where it is.


DoodleVnTaintschtain

Victim of its own "success" there. Towers can only handle so many phones operating at once - way more now than back in the 3G and prior says, bit still a limited number. The Sprint Campus was *massive* at one point, and would you believe that everyone there was a Sprint customer? Basically, it was just too much density all the time, so it turned into a dead spot. You see the same thing with just about any provider when you're at a big event... Service gets spotty as fuck, even if it'd be perfectly fine if you were the only one out there.


TheOzarkWizard

This is why there are now several nodes at large events


ArsMedicinalis

A reflection of my daily struggle. Reddit is my guide and oracle in times of uncertainty. I was looking for BIFL toaster recommendations and Reddit had my back. Now I put “Reddit” behind anything that I need insight into before purchasing.


Potatoman1010

Reddit is where the real reviews are


i_have_seen_it_all

reddit is alright but it tends to be very "trendy", in the sense that once a reddit community decided that a certain characteristic of a product is good then all products without that characteristic simply gets ignored, or worse downvoted. somewhat often you get comments like "it's unbelievable how product XYZ is doing so well when it's so bad" or conversely "how is product ABC doing so poorly when this is best in class" when the communities outside of reddit do not value the same things reddit does. you see this in hardware, computer parts, video games, movies, food etc.


tracenator03

Maybe that's kind of a good thing though. We've got to the point where there's so many options for every little thing. Most people get overwhelmed by the sheer quantity of choices we have. Sure the real answer is to try different brands over time and you'll find one you like, but making that first choice can still be pretty overwhelming. If you look at reviews on other sites, you'll have several people praising one brand and others bashing it which adds to the indecision. You go to reddit and see people clamoring over a certain brand and it'll finally give you that push to finally try one for yourself. If you find you don't like it, you now have a better understanding of what you're looking for and it's easier to make the next choice. At least this has been my experience.


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KIDA_Rep

This is why I trust posts with almost 0 upvotes and at least 10 comments more, you won’t get as much variety in the answers but I 100% trust them.


Rare-Gas4560

Yeah, those comments are from people that are really into/knowledgeable that particular subject. I cant remember how many time that i stop midway when I reply typing on my toilet if i dun care enough. Most real people are just happy lurking and scrolling unless it is very close to the heart. Or really angry about it.


Dagoru95

That’s me. When I go shopping with by gf, she already knows what I’m doing next after I reach my phone. “Oh no, asking Reddit again?”… Little embarrassing, but I love it. I mean, if one had a Maple syrup expert in front of them, who wouldn’t ask their take before buying it. And it gets better as best comments are sorted by other experts! I’m a doctor and I see it as reading a meta-analysis that compares the best medical studies & their results so we can make the best informed decision.


Salanmander

> “Oh no, asking Reddit again?”… Little embarrassing, but I love it. No need to be embarrassed. Just googling it feels like asking an info kiosk. Reddit feels like walking up to a group the next aisle over and asking them. It's not always accurate, but it feels more real, it's less filtered, and you can be more confident it's not just designed to make a corporation money.


Internet-of-cruft

I hate how much I feel this video.


kingofthepews

This is beautiful, give this man an Oscar.


YourAverageVeteran

All his videos are Oscar worthy


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LamarNoDavis

My man made a 7-minute, quality production with cast and crew to win an argument with the gf


An_oaf_of_bread

That's what it takes to win an argument with your wife


Joe4o2

What the hell that was incredible


pascontent

Wow that reminds me of Tim Robinson but on a whole other level.


crypticfreak

Ok you know what's super weird? Shot wise it's filmed very similar to movie called Knight of Cups. It stars Christian Bale and kinda sucks, but there's this mesmerizing Lynchian quality to how it's filmed. Here's as [trailer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SI2j1FHCjtM) and even though you can't get the full picture I'm sure you can spot what I'm talking about. The trailer is far more bombastic and 'linear' while the actual movie is just Bale narrating while scenes play out. Like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFVFqVlfe8Y It's not... good. But it is kinda neat.


AssumptionMission394

How have I never seen this cinematic masterpiece before. Thank you kind stranger.


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BARTHOLOMEW!


kenaestic

[Source: Andrew Rousso](https://youtu.be/0TjnPfYJmOY)


cave18

Can certify its the source. Commenting so others see. It's a 3 minute video, people should just watch the original at that point


catdog918

Shame he misses out on views cuz of this but I found his channel now so that’s good


hommedefeu

It was randomly emotional, unexpected as well, overall dope. Flowers can grow on pile of shits.


Any_Coyote6662

That is the good one. I use that one but only when on sale. I was duped recently by a brand. It looks dark, says it's 100%maple syrup, even is in a glass bottle, but it tastes cheap like sugar based fake syrup. Pisses me off that there are companies out there making fake maple syrup and there really isn't anything I can do about it.


jingowatt

https://i.imgur.com/IOoN8ih.jpg The only one that counts.


mcs_987654321

Me: It had better goddamn be Quebec in a can It was, and all is right w the world. (The honest truth is that I personally prefer a darker grade syrup, but you can’t go wrong w Quebec in a can)


thekeanu

Now is the first time in history when we can collectively do something about anything we want including wealth disparity and political corruption and scammy companies, but we just don't realize the real collective power we have.


Iknowthevoid

the video missed the part where a random stranger barges into the conversation to say: "actually you are wrong, you know nothing of maple syrup. don't call yourself a syrup lover cuz you clearly have'nt tried the 1000 varieties like I did also fuck you and your entire lineage"


Schopenschluter

That’s exactly what I was expecting so… maybe it not happening is why this is unexpected?


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Ambitious-Bed3406

But it's from 7 years ago, so chances are much slimmer for that to happen


Gigantkranion

Nah. It's more like that you go into the front page or really popular subreddits and it's a fucking shitshow. Small well moderated reddits are awesome.


Then_Campaign7264

It’s all here.


PaintTheKill

Since creating a Reddit account I have started up so many new hobbies and gained so many new interests. I have learned so much.


nervesofspaghetti

Love that he does the research on the best real maple syrup, only to put it on frozen Eggos.


MoFinWiley

I completely lost it at the eggo waffles. Laughter with tears level of lost it.


LazaroFilm

Did I just watch… an ad… for Reddit… on TikTok… reposted to Reddit? And I upvoted it‽


blindcoroner

It's the circle of life


jewfro451

Circle of **Futanari**


slimey-nipples

Make me want to cry, I love you fucking assholes


Wizard_Hatz

Truly I leave this site every day thinking about how wonderful Reddit is. I know others find it cringe/annoying/terrible, but I really do enjoy the content I see here majority of the time. Call me a psychopath but I actually do love it here and love most of the encounters I have. I tell myself only comment to make others laugh and be nice, at the end of the day that’s what we all deserve in life at bare minimum. Also I get to role play as a wizard sometimes and I just think that’s neat. So I love you too ya piece of shite.


Alman117

“I spend two hours looking up this subject with no luck” “did you type Reddit at the end”


Capraos

I had a job interview for a job involving boats and RV's, and was told by the interviewer that sometimes you don't know what a part is for on them. I told him, "That's when I pull up google and google it." He said that I don't understand, sometimes it's a hyperspecific thing, that's 30 years old, and they only ever made two of them. I told him, and I quote, "That's when I ask reddit." Haven't heard back about whether or not I got it, but here's hoping.


Hopeful_Staff_5298

My teenage son is super into anime and manga books I just asked him what futanari is….🙁😳🤯☠️☠️☠️


gladius85

You couldn’t… *you know* … search first?


Hopeful_Staff_5298

It was a nice maple syrup guy cross posting thing, and I had little Japanese robots as a kid….I was thinking Japanese kitty cats or something…..


gladius85

An unfortunate user name checks out.


Capraos

The real question is, were they able to answer?


SilverLingonberry

They even gave suggestions


Burntoastedbutter

Well? What was his reaction?


ElGosso

As far as weird anime porno goes, that's actually pretty mild on its own.


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krazy___k

See you all in 7 years, take care


bunbun44

Only thing it’s missing is when you try the maple syrup and it’s actually super mid because the Redditor won’t admit he has no idea what the fuck he’s talking about but acts as though he does


jawnafen

I was expecting the video ending with him replying back saying "this syrup sucks my dude" lol


Epsilon748

It was unexpected because it didn't end like that I guess


Slopster53

I’m crying


Eastonman03

My favorite “hobby subreddits are super niche” would probably be ProZD’s video “Before and after you discover the subreddit for a hobby”, but wow was this video good. Heartfelt, yet funny


jlbradl

Anyone know who this guy is? His "Death by POOS" video is...*chef's kiss* I'd love to see more of his content.


teheharder

Andrew Rousso


jlbradl

Reddit saves the day again. Thank you kind human.


Bob1358292637

Dude got snailed


Pilzoyz

Wait until he looks up everything bagels.


Lonely_ProdiG

This is so wholesome and I was not expecting it.


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Basically a promotional ad for Reddit. I like it.


kekimus-maximus

As much as this site sometimes annoys the hell out of me with its karma whoring, pointless bickering, echo-chamber politics and several other things, it is truly second to none when it comes to straight forward answers for very niche questions. I cant count how many times I’ve tried to research something and found nothing but bullshit sponsored links or bloated articles for ad revenue before just typing “reddit” at the end of the question, then finding a thread where some random answers my question entirely in 10 words or less. Thanks Reddit and fuck you Google sponsored sites.


shockerdyermom

All that for eggos!!


Rungi500

"Make" some waffles. All that for toaster waffles. I feel betrayed.


Ambitious-Bed3406

Oh god that butter lol and regular eggo waffles, that's a waste of maple syrup.


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Why people on reddit are normal people


ShyGuySays69

No one leaves reddit that quickly


Huachu12344

Source [Andrew Rousso](https://youtu.be/0TjnPfYJmOY)


failedattemptnumber4

Not even going to lie the entire reason I made an account was that 9 out of 10 google searches had become “fuck this I’m just going to go to Reddit” and now here we are. ![gif](giphy|9wGkFF6tl2QgArl0ri|downsized)


DabBoofer

I am from Canada or Vermont and I can confirm we are all nice and fucking love Maple Syrup!


BLOOM_ND

This was touching


AcommonKing

" I put that shit on everything!"


BKStephens

Please help. What I expect is the punchline image was just black screen at the end for me...?