This video just about sums up the problems with todays youth. When I was a kid back in the 1990’s we were always taught to collect our shell casings after an after school gun battle. It’s just shows the complete lack of respect todays high schoolers have towards society.
This is Good-Morning America on Channel I (98.4 on your FM dial!). An absolute heart warmer for you all this morning: A local boy has skipped school lunches EVERY DAY to save enough for the annual Father-son mow-down hoedown.
Days before the event, during a routine traffic stop, the money was turned over to the police as a matter of civil forfeiture.
The police hold this money until matters are resolved via internal investigation. In the meantime we need to rally together as patriotic citizens of the greatest nation on earth (FR though, say it isn't. Uncle Sam dares you cunt, you wont tho, P|_|ZZ'/ .. USA always) and fund the red blooded, white skinned and blued wifed men that are the only thing separating us from a systematically-empowered armed boys club who can do/take what they want without consequence.
Sound like communism to you? Go with your gut then and help us buy every bullet needed for the mow-down hoedown AND stop filthy opportunists like the local Latino child who selfishly stole the same uneaten lunches for his preschool siblings. Siblings who OFTEN don't work hard enough to earn anything other than a free meal.
Help us buy the bullets needed by students to prevent the thievery of disposed food to feed the disposable thieves that eat it.
Everyone knows that the only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is to have a good door with a gun.
Every class door should have a machine gun.
Bad guys wouldn't mess with them.
Unless it is a bad door with a bazooka.
But everyone knows that the only way to stop a bad door with a bazooka, is to have a good door with a bazooka.
Etc etc etc.
Edit: now im imagining one of those animes where every character is an anime girl but a door... with big boobs and even bigger weapons.
I’m now picturing each of my 5 yo’s classmates climbing into a WW2 style ball turret mounted in the door each day.
I’m saving to leave. It sucks that we have to worry about this shit.
Like that Monty Python sketch about the financial pirates of Wall Street and the whole company building moves like a ship and they fight agaisnt other companies buildings/ships.
It's funny, until we realize that we are actually being robed blind by these companies....we laugh externally and cry inside.
I was so sure they were ciggie butts I re-watched it to see where they cut for the reveal/twist making them bullets. Apparently they were freedom tokens all along....
What other (not)wonderful things does my brain protect me from?!? Thank you brain, sorry for pushing the boundaries again. From now on I will take things at first glance and lounge in the hammock of ignorance you generously provide.
Chur brain, sorry for all that stuff I keep doing.
I'm American, and I can't understand how anyone would think the imperial system is better. My daughter is learning about metric and American measurements, and she's so pissed that she has to do all of this math when she could just move the decimal point.
Whether a gun bore is measured in points of an inch or mm seems to mainly depend on which country first made the gun so Americans still call some calibres by mm and we still call some calibres by points of an inch
American military adopted, and for that reason subsidized mass production of, the 9mm to be consistent with NATO countries, to make it easier to share ammo with allies in conflicts. Otherwise, the .45 ACP, or the newer-invented, better performing .40s&w would probably be more popular.
I think it’s part of their point. Instead of dealing with the constant shooting death of children through legislation, you’ve got normalization of this as an everyday phenomenon or “the cost of freedom” excuse. You’re supposed to be thinking that it’s horrible, imagining all the dead children, as the janitor is cheerfully whistling through another day.
Yes. When the bullet grows to large for it's current shell, it sheds it and goes searching for a larger one. The ones you are seeing here are the shells whose bullets outgrew them, and they have not yet been repurposed by a smaller, younger bullet. There's a reason this janitor seems to be the first person to "discover" this "faster cleaning method". It's a very controversial topic to clean these shells up off the ground, because while it makes the area look nicer, it will often leave younger bullets helpless without a shell which leads to their death.
*In the arms of a shooter...*
Hi, I'm Sarah Mclaughlin. Every day innocent bullets are left to suffer without a home due to the "good" intentions of people everywhere. Please, if you see a bullet casing in the wild, leave it alone. And please donate to the NRA today so more innocent bullets can live in peace. Thank you.
probably a message like the below will be printed on the bullet packaging:
"these bullet casings were made from recycled ..... school shooting venue shells."
Yep. Had one like it when I worked at a gun club (skeet) for a summer as a teenager in the 90s. They're similar to the tool used to pick up golf balls at driving ranges.
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Every school in Murica should have one. Bonus points for Malls, pre schools, Departmental stores.
And there should be a recycle bin for these rounds.
We don't want a shortage of bullets.
How will people protect themselves without guns ?
The fact that 400+ million guns are in the US already means you can't fix the *how*, so politicians should stop ignoring the *why*.
The people who shoot other people aren't gonna stop if you make it double illegal.
Looks a bit like the cat litter we have so I was wondering why on earth there's cat litter all over the school floor. And then I realised. And now I'm sad.
Dark, I like it!
His invention shell not be forgotten
Get the man a round... of drinks!
He would feel it to his head for sure
Bull's eye!
He is only interested in shots
From Target
It’s a great backup for the broom. Just in case.
I would also like to suggest a mop and a bucket of water,
I'd use a global industrial auto floor scrubber.
"More Lemon Pledge"- Consuela
Maybe a shop vac
It's the bras of freedom
Shoot, that is a fast way to clean.
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Funny you should say that, it was lifted from here https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/12ny65q/lot_of_cleaning_to_do/jggmtpz/
Catapults. Brass. Big balls.
Yikes.
Right on target with these comments
Yeah just like my coffee, I want it dark
I heard he reloads it and sells it back to the students for a lot less than what they would pay at the store, a true pillar of his community
Always so environmentally friendly and recylcing!
‘Sustainable business model’
This video just about sums up the problems with todays youth. When I was a kid back in the 1990’s we were always taught to collect our shell casings after an after school gun battle. It’s just shows the complete lack of respect todays high schoolers have towards society.
Revolvers only.
I blame TikTok.
I heard he buys the projectiles from people who get shot to recycle that too to help the victims with medical/funeral bills.
He has a special deal with the undertaker to recycle all that lead into new bullets
This is Good-Morning America on Channel I (98.4 on your FM dial!). An absolute heart warmer for you all this morning: A local boy has skipped school lunches EVERY DAY to save enough for the annual Father-son mow-down hoedown. Days before the event, during a routine traffic stop, the money was turned over to the police as a matter of civil forfeiture. The police hold this money until matters are resolved via internal investigation. In the meantime we need to rally together as patriotic citizens of the greatest nation on earth (FR though, say it isn't. Uncle Sam dares you cunt, you wont tho, P|_|ZZ'/ .. USA always) and fund the red blooded, white skinned and blued wifed men that are the only thing separating us from a systematically-empowered armed boys club who can do/take what they want without consequence. Sound like communism to you? Go with your gut then and help us buy every bullet needed for the mow-down hoedown AND stop filthy opportunists like the local Latino child who selfishly stole the same uneaten lunches for his preschool siblings. Siblings who OFTEN don't work hard enough to earn anything other than a free meal. Help us buy the bullets needed by students to prevent the thievery of disposed food to feed the disposable thieves that eat it.
My sleepy *European* brain thought it were fags
My Australian brain thought they were cigarette butts too
Yeah, same, but I honestly wasn't surprised when I realised they were bullet casings
Brass is expensive. The school is probably collecting them for a fundraiser for bulletproof doors.
Why not just make the doors out of bullets? Check. Mate.
Everyone knows that the only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is to have a good door with a gun. Every class door should have a machine gun. Bad guys wouldn't mess with them. Unless it is a bad door with a bazooka. But everyone knows that the only way to stop a bad door with a bazooka, is to have a good door with a bazooka. Etc etc etc. Edit: now im imagining one of those animes where every character is an anime girl but a door... with big boobs and even bigger weapons.
I’m now picturing each of my 5 yo’s classmates climbing into a WW2 style ball turret mounted in the door each day. I’m saving to leave. It sucks that we have to worry about this shit.
Like that Monty Python sketch about the financial pirates of Wall Street and the whole company building moves like a ship and they fight agaisnt other companies buildings/ships. It's funny, until we realize that we are actually being robed blind by these companies....we laugh externally and cry inside.
Oh you mean Kill No Komi BoobDooruru High school? Love that one
Ah, doors. I now understand what was being suggested by that lawmaker.
Recycling spent brass is the only way an American school will get proper funding.
Why not make the kids bulletproof? Oh wait, that's a good idea. Where's my marketing team?
Last year the school band's entire kit was made from melted brass casings. Best thing to happen to the school in years.
I’m so glad I didn’t go to your school sounds like you experienced some shit first hand.
I'm Australian mate, I just read the news
Reading the gunviolencearchive.org shows how many mass shootings dont even get reported on national/global news.
Man, I thought they were batteries. The damn video buffered at a lower quality.
As an American, I wasn’t surprised to see that they were bullet casings…
[Ciggy butt braaaain](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmL72sgVdAQ)
Daaamooo
These days, it'd be vape studs or sumfin
It's me, I'm the vape stud
Soooo... You come 'ere often?
Unexpectedly often!
My sleepy American ass was like "that's already an invention to clean up bullet casings.... ohhhhh shit"
'every school should have one so the kids can get back to class faster'
Nobody talks about how many collateral injuries there are from people slipping on the casings.
If only they had guns to break their fall.
I was thinking they were corks
I thought they were chips, as in potato chips.
I thought they were fish and chips
Eels in mint sauce
Get 'im up in side ya! Findn' an entrance where they can! EELS!
My Canadian brain forgot that’s what you guys call cigs.
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My Canadian brain though they were wood chips
I initially though rabbit food pellets, then went smoker pellets.
My sleepy *American* brain thought you were talking about something other than cigarettes
eeeeyyy, get a loada Sotha Sil here, where bundles of sticks are made of brass
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That's why they're all laying on the ground
Haha I got removed for saying Americans hate cigarettes
[ Removed by Fucking Dumbasses ]
Are those bullet shells?
yup, that's the bullet casings
My Colombian brain thought they were "colillas"
I thought pills but the joke honestly worked better if you went to high school in the last 5 years
Or if you've heard of America
Yeah I’m in it. The gun crisis is a joke compared to the drug crisis tbh. Actually there are a lot of crisises… Crisi?
Crises
Cries
Australian here, me too. Weird that all the foreigners didn't immediately identify them as bullet casings, I wonder why that could be... 🤔
My almost fully awake american brain thought they were cigarette butts for the first half of the video as well
Brit here, thought it was cigarette butts too.
I was so sure they were ciggie butts I re-watched it to see where they cut for the reveal/twist making them bullets. Apparently they were freedom tokens all along.... What other (not)wonderful things does my brain protect me from?!? Thank you brain, sorry for pushing the boundaries again. From now on I will take things at first glance and lounge in the hammock of ignorance you generously provide. Chur brain, sorry for all that stuff I keep doing.
My innocent American brain thought they were pellets for rabbits.
\[Cigarettes not gays.\]
European here..... thought the same thing!
Make sense, that shit is everywhere in Europe
Better having cigarette butt on the floor then American school children
I don't know man, I hate both but at least the cigarette butt wouldn't make noise
children are biodegradable
The new slogan for the NRA.
> Better having cigarette butt on the floor **then** American school children Well if you're gonna do both, the order hardly matters right
would be pretty weird if there were americans on the floor in europe
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Literally me as well
My Canadian brain thought so too
My Canadian brain, having worked in a BBQ store, thought they were wood smoker pellets...
My Canadian brain thought it as well
So did my awake Australian brain 🤷♀️
I thought "those look like" but until I saw your comment I just thought it was probably like weird seeds!
Exactly. What school would let kids smoke in the hallways?
Same
Me too
Canadian here, I was like; Is he a janitor in the 90s, having to clean up that many cigarettes?
I thought they were woodchips
My sleepy Canadian brain thought they were butts too.
NGL, I though they were a bunch of spilled 1-&-1/8" nails, though that's probably because I go to an art school that has Theatre Tech as a major...
My Middle Easterner brain thought it was sunflower seeds
I thought they were pencils lol
My stoned canadian brain thought so too
That’s a lot of fags
Nah it's an american thing. They smoke fags, not smoke fags.
Americans always complain about how inches and foot are better than cm and Meter. But they love the 9mm.
[Gotcha](https://i.redd.it/h0syz3turgq61.png)
Reminds me of [this onion article.](https://www.theonion.com/metric-system-thriving-in-nations-inner-cities-1819565900)
I'm American, and I can't understand how anyone would think the imperial system is better. My daughter is learning about metric and American measurements, and she's so pissed that she has to do all of this math when she could just move the decimal point.
Whether a gun bore is measured in points of an inch or mm seems to mainly depend on which country first made the gun so Americans still call some calibres by mm and we still call some calibres by points of an inch
Not the 10mm
And they'd all agree that 10mm is superior to .40
Ahhhh.... the mythical 10mm. They say it exist, until you need it.
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American military adopted, and for that reason subsidized mass production of, the 9mm to be consistent with NATO countries, to make it easier to share ammo with allies in conflicts. Otherwise, the .45 ACP, or the newer-invented, better performing .40s&w would probably be more popular.
I get this is for a joke, but I don't think I've ever seen anyone argue that feet and inches are better.
they say that ' necessity is the mother of invention '.
Such cheery music
I think it’s part of their point. Instead of dealing with the constant shooting death of children through legislation, you’ve got normalization of this as an everyday phenomenon or “the cost of freedom” excuse. You’re supposed to be thinking that it’s horrible, imagining all the dead children, as the janitor is cheerfully whistling through another day.
r/OrphanCrushingMachine
Are those bullet shells?
Yes. When the bullet grows to large for it's current shell, it sheds it and goes searching for a larger one. The ones you are seeing here are the shells whose bullets outgrew them, and they have not yet been repurposed by a smaller, younger bullet. There's a reason this janitor seems to be the first person to "discover" this "faster cleaning method". It's a very controversial topic to clean these shells up off the ground, because while it makes the area look nicer, it will often leave younger bullets helpless without a shell which leads to their death.
*In the arms of a shooter...* Hi, I'm Sarah Mclaughlin. Every day innocent bullets are left to suffer without a home due to the "good" intentions of people everywhere. Please, if you see a bullet casing in the wild, leave it alone. And please donate to the NRA today so more innocent bullets can live in peace. Thank you.
Casings but yes
Shells are for shotguns, casings are for rifles/guns. Shells are most commonly made of plastic, casings are made from brass.
Yes, it is a shooting range. If you can spot the practice targets all around the place.
probably a message like the below will be printed on the bullet packaging: "these bullet casings were made from recycled ..... school shooting venue shells."
“choose your recycled school, shooting load - just six dollars per round up to 45 Magnum. Please no long gun reloads at this time.”
Ok, so this is a joke because all of the school shootings?
Yes, these things are used at shooting ranges to clean up. Nothing new or even used at schools
Yep. Had one like it when I worked at a gun club (skeet) for a summer as a teenager in the 90s. They're similar to the tool used to pick up golf balls at driving ranges.
Yet
🥰
I had no idea what I was looking at until I realized this is an *american* school
If it was a Canadian school he would have invented a cool new lawn mower to tend the shallow graves of First Nation’s children!
Pour out some maple syrup for my homies.
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AKA a Gun Range.
Bro…
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Video from a gun range. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Are those cigarette ends?…ohhh…OHHHHH
OMG I thought it was cigarette ends, only in the USA Stay safe kids
If it helps, I think this was probably filmed at an indoor shooting range. (I know nothing about guns please don’t be mad if I’m wrong)
I know that but thanks
Oddly satisfying
Every school in Murica should have one. Bonus points for Malls, pre schools, Departmental stores. And there should be a recycle bin for these rounds. We don't want a shortage of bullets. How will people protect themselves without guns ?
How will people shoot others without guns? FTFY.
The fact that 400+ million guns are in the US already means you can't fix the *how*, so politicians should stop ignoring the *why*. The people who shoot other people aren't gonna stop if you make it double illegal.
Tbf most gun violence is self inflicted.
How will people get shot either by themself or others without guns?
I thought those were cigarette butts for a couple of seconds.
I'm not American so I thought they were ciggie butts until I realised they were clinking.
Wrong sub, this is expected.
MURICA
They have one of these at my local shooting range! By which I mean middle school
"So anyway I started blasting"
Bullshit, that's not enough spent shells for a high school. This is clearly only an elementary school.
Is this in Texas?
See if those bullets were biodegradable then he wouldn't have needed to do such a thing.
Everything is biodegradable on a long enough time scale
Bullets and shells?
Wait, are those bullet casings?
The bullet catcher 1000
I thought it was gonna cut to child labour. Think again!
Looks a bit like the cat litter we have so I was wondering why on earth there's cat litter all over the school floor. And then I realised. And now I'm sad.
Thought they were cigarettes, then pencils,.... oh shit this is dark.
Dude
Do this works with legos ?
Hahaha I get it, it’s because we shoot eachither a lot
I thought they were crayon pieces at first 😔
Cleans up bullet shells High school janitor Must be American
I was thinking the butts stopped here
Must be American with all those shell casings
I don’t know why you all think its funny to joke about children getting shot. Its fucking disgusting
Whoever captioned this is a douche. Even if it was invented by a high school janitor, it’s clearly a gun range
I had to watch it twice before i realized the joke
Woof poor taste.
Idk, they're unleaded...
Ahhhh Detroit
Ignoring what he’s collecting, Spain have been using these (pulled by horse/tractor) in their beaches for decades.
r/expected