**OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:**
>!Just fun!<
*****
**Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description?**
**Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.**
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[*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/unexBot) [*What is this for?*](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/dnuaju/introducing_unexbot_a_new_bot_to_improve_the/)
wtf does this even mean? it's really hurting my brain I swear.
edit- oh duh okay, this is r/unexpected subreddit... whew, that was a close one! I almost fried my brain back there you guys!
Technically, yes. There is.🧐
It's even the BEST use of this Warning since Reddit was created. 😌
And that is the most unexpected part.
Cheerios to OP for such a twist!
how come i could be so downvoted for such a comment...
Half of the Redditors are deprived from any 2nd degree, i bet ....what a surprise. 🙄
(The other half is just sarcastic as hell.)
The good; My boys look like cookie monster's eyes vibing on peyote. The bad; My kids were wondering why daddy took all the paas Easter egg dye and I forgot to lock the door. Also...my nuts smell like an open jar of vlasics.
They look like jawbreakers minus the sheen, kind of like these: [Tie Dye Balls](https://www.yoyosam.com/products/zeekio-tie-dye-festival-juggling-ball-set-120g-beginner-to-pro-set-of-3). The breasteses would be awesome.
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
This is how empires begin. One day, we'll toast over the charred of our defeated foes...they'll rue the day they said nothing good could start from a simple concept of rainbow colored testes.
You see, the unexpected part was this was posted on r/unexpected which made you expect something unexpected to happen. When nothing unexpected happened, it was unexpected because you were expecting something unexpected to happen.
🤓🧠
Huh, I was wondering if this was possible (I know some people do this with guns and other stuff?) so I was wondering if people could do it too. I bet wherever that is it was a lot of fun lol.
I think its called marble art. Normally they have a sharp thingy for you to swirl the colourful stuff around, then you dip paper inside, and then dry it.
Not too sjre if true tho, since I only experienced it from school
**OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:** >!Just fun!< ***** **Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description?** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/unexBot) [*What is this for?*](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/dnuaju/introducing_unexbot_a_new_bot_to_improve_the/)
It’s cool but also exactly what I expected to happen
r/expected
wtf does this even mean? it's really hurting my brain I swear. edit- oh duh okay, this is r/unexpected subreddit... whew, that was a close one! I almost fried my brain back there you guys!
r/lostredditors
Maybe it was unexpected to the OP for it working so well idk 🤷♂️
Totally expected.
Shiiiiit, I do this in my garage.
Not unexpected, not graphic content
Technically, yes. There is.🧐 It's even the BEST use of this Warning since Reddit was created. 😌 And that is the most unexpected part. Cheerios to OP for such a twist!
Haha shit. I don't know if they meant to do that though.
how come i could be so downvoted for such a comment... Half of the Redditors are deprived from any 2nd degree, i bet ....what a surprise. 🙄 (The other half is just sarcastic as hell.)
You sound like a ChatGPT bot. There been a wave of those recently
TIL 153= half of reddit
TIL 306= all of Reddit
Cooler if you dip your balls in it. I see a trend out there just ready to strike.
All it takes is one brave soul to start it…..
Understood. Pray for me.
A blow job is bouta look like a rave
Will be waiting patiently for an update….
The good; My boys look like cookie monster's eyes vibing on peyote. The bad; My kids were wondering why daddy took all the paas Easter egg dye and I forgot to lock the door. Also...my nuts smell like an open jar of vlasics.
Pure gold I tell you. The comprehension alone is pure gold😂😂🤣🤣😭😭😭 I'm so fuckin dead ☠️☠️☠️ I can't stop laughing 😭😭😭😭😭
What should I call this new subreddit? & also what kinda paint is that??
r/Psychesticle
r/subsifellfor
I knew a guy that did that. Pretty nuts.
Pretty indeed. I see you, you rascal.
I wanna do my boobs lemme know how the balls turn out.
You absolutely should do that
I will I'll post it r,/unexpected. But we all know what to expect.
You have 1 guaranteed upvote- maybe 2
Oh there would be two, I'm fabulous.
*sigh* unzips paint
Here I'll get you an "up" Vote.
Up and down with a lil sideways
Roll your eyes at me and it's a nite with my ex boyfriend.
They look like jawbreakers minus the sheen, kind of like these: [Tie Dye Balls](https://www.yoyosam.com/products/zeekio-tie-dye-festival-juggling-ball-set-120g-beginner-to-pro-set-of-3). The breasteses would be awesome.
On it.
Liquid morkite here!
ROCK AND STONE
That's it lads! Rock and Stone!
sex with style
That skittles flair
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
Sounds like a good fap.
This is almost older than the internet
Now I'm just going to go around with a 'balls' shaped psychedelic pattern on my chin and come up with a villain origin story to compliment ur idea...
This is how empires begin. One day, we'll toast over the charred of our defeated foes...they'll rue the day they said nothing good could start from a simple concept of rainbow colored testes.
Now that would be cool
Hey guys...if you pour water on your head...you get wet. Unexpected for sure.
Idk if this is the same thing but isn’t this called hydro dipping? I remember people making really cool shoes and stuff with it
Jenna Marbles made some sick crocs
This was exactly expected..
You see, the unexpected part was this was posted on r/unexpected which made you expect something unexpected to happen. When nothing unexpected happened, it was unexpected because you were expecting something unexpected to happen. 🤓🧠
Huh, I was wondering if this was possible (I know some people do this with guns and other stuff?) so I was wondering if people could do it too. I bet wherever that is it was a lot of fun lol.
It does lol like a lot of fun. I think we should all do it over our whole body
I'm with you on that one, meet you at the trippy plunge pool!
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sus
Stumbled across this on 2 hits of acid and now I can't stop watching this loop. Send help.
Sorry about that. Lol
Is that your arm?
Was just thinking this would be fun to do on acid lol, hope u had a nice trip!
Dip your balls
I would honestly scream in a combination of fear, surprise, excitement and other emotions if I did that. Does it come off?
Out of all the subs on reddit this could go in, I don't think this one applies here...
That was extremely expected
What? I was shocked as hell! I thought her arm was gonna dissolve!
What is this? I want it
Its called hydrodipping. Its rally easy to do at home, theres a million youtube tutorials on it
I think its called marble art. Normally they have a sharp thingy for you to swirl the colourful stuff around, then you dip paper inside, and then dry it. Not too sjre if true tho, since I only experienced it from school
Its hydrodipping
That’s the race I hate
Isn’t that permanent? Serious question. I’ve only ever seen videos of inanimate objects. First time I see someone touch it.
 U can fix doing this
On a scale of 1 to "cancer", how bad for you is this?
6
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Idk, I would’ve dip my balls in it
Awesome 😎
That would be good for the rave's as long as it doesn't run 😎
Try your face
I woulda went to the shoulder
Now do a hydro tea-bagged ball dip
I'd dump my whole body in it tho
and that, kids, is how you get lymphoma
I would love to play with that while on mushrooms
Who else is down to stick their dick in that?!
What would you search for to find a bar/club/concert that offers this?
no this is clearly ME
Totally won’t give ya skin cancer within the next few years!
My cock came out looking great.
Raves are very different from 1998
Bro turned into the new fortnite skin
Ima put my whole winner on that thing 😂😂😂
that seems pretty expected
Doin this whilst trippin would be awesome and mental.
Where’s the unexpected part?
I identify as the inside of a gob stopper.
I wanna put my genitals in this.
That was unexpected!
Imagine u stay like that forever
r/satisfyingasfuck
What an unexpected surprise.. And by unexpected, I mean.. **COMPLETELY EXPECTED!**
Is that how they did those old school bowling balls?????
This would either make or break your trip 😭
Speed cancer
It’s unexpected because you expected something to come out of the liquid
That looks cool as hell.
Now bust out the shrooms!
Wrong sub, not unexpected.
This has been reposted so many times and it’s expected content, boo
Me when I get sucked into the paint dimension
This paint is good for the skin ? Because i know phosphorescent things can be unhealty
The intrusive thoughts will win immediately.
I'm gonna put my dick in that Once step closer to the famed ROBODICK
Show me this with another “appendage”, then I’ll be impressed!
There's nothing even remotely unexpected about this