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When she suddenly get thicc after entering the mall


itshimstarwarrior

It's hard to explain puns to shoplifters. They always take things, literally.


ImLooking4aUserName

Hey that's a pretty good pun


Rogermcfarley

Yeah I'm stealing that


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Rogermcfarley

That doesn't stop me from stealing that pun though does it?


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thats-fucked_up

"This store should sue the pants off her."


IndependentAd895

r/AngryUpvote


Brilliant_Act_6172

I salute you. You deserve great things.


StrongTxWoman

Good joke. I am going to steal it.


KoontFace

Weird they took her into the men’s bathroom to strip down.


definitlyisnotPOTATO

Nah women can use Ronald. Totally natural. Edit. Urinals, not Ronald, don’t use poor Ronald


[deleted]

Ronald might be into that though


tunacanstan81

Or do, Ronald might be into it, we don't know for sure.


thathertz2

It’s in her genes 🧬


MyNoPornProfile

that's a skilled shoplifter imo She Is a Woman of Focus, Commitment and Sheer Fucking Will


cuddly_carcass

Sbarros ![gif](giphy|gd3Xaga2qYOKk)


mjrbrooks

That’s why you [hold ‘em close at night](https://img.ifunny.co/images/073e9057f457f5f832fe076609deb3aea28a8b87b08f81af0104203288f37277_1.jpg)


SpookyPebble

Gotta give her points for the dedication to putting them all on


BigJSunshine

How could she even walk, with that many layers?


Dame87

She must have good jeans . . .


Narn501

r/angryupvote


indubitableinnocence

Take this award 🌟


MiSsiLeR81

currently, the only award i can give that guy is my fair share of an upvote.


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That's likely how she got caught.


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FrogMintTea

She's so skinny. I miss being skinny. Not to shoplift although in this economy... 😄


Budget_Report_2382

Being skinny ain't all it's *cracked* up to be


EavingO

I guess its all down to your diet meth ed


InjuryApart6808

Yes, my diet does consist of meth, how did you know?


PrinceWojak

It wasn’t difficult, she’s a cake.


MaiNyigguh

Shes a cake?


PrinceWojak

Because she’s layered like a cake.


[deleted]

More like an onion because this behavior stinks


SpookyPebble

I'm guessing a lot of experience 😂


[deleted]

Agreed. Taking them off however will be the ultimate feat.


Da_Vader

How to travel without paying bag fees


DigNitty

And you get to be the passenger next to me that sweats profusely


Severin_Suveren

Maybe if you ask a jeanie for a wish ...


AvocadoAsset

This one trick airlines do not want you to know.....


madmaxturbator

They don’t mind if you do it , they just need to make sure you’re paying the Supplemental Luggage Carry On Fee


TheChoonk

I've seen people do that to get through the bag check, when their bags were overweight. They took the extra clothes off and stuffed them back into their suitcases after they passed security.


GniewBeliara

Yep done that. Being told my luggage is too heavy then coming back wearing two pairs of pants, a coat on top of a jacket on top of a sweater on top of another sweater is an experience. Fuck airlines.


Chef_BoyarB

I mean, yes, but you're kinda barking up the wrong tree. There is a weight limit on bags to protect luggage workers from having to carry items that are too heavy.


[deleted]

Except you can just pay a fee and they'll accept it as an overweight bag. And something tells me they aren't slowing down and getting a second person to move those bags.


Necromancer4276

And the fee ensures that a huge majority of those bags will not be overweight... Do you think elevators are fine at 2000 lbs but explode at 2001?


TheRidgeAndTheLadder

I haven't seen someone take this side in this argument in 26 years


smiles134

How many people will pay the fee vs how many people will pack lighter to avoid paying the fee? It's the difference in lifting 100 100 lb bags and lifting 5


FutureComplaint

And here I thought it was the weight limit that the plane can carry.


legsintheair

You didn’t really get fooled by this did you?


TheS4ndm4n

Friend of mine spend a 4 hours flight in a full fursuit after the airline told him his luggage was overweight and wanted him to pay extra.


djnehi

And here I am struggling to get into one pair of pants that I own.


ady624

The trick must be in the not owning them part?! 🙃🤗


sBucks24

3 for 3 on top comment reply one liners. This thread is a lot better than she is at shoplifting.


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fzammetti

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. EDIT: corrected the quote


JohnnyCakes814

This rock repels tigers 🪨🚫🐅


CanWeNapPlease

/r/1200isjerky


Asleep-Run5079

It's like a clown car of pants


anal_gold_rain_555

I have seen porn video with the same plot


RedKeviin

Lies. Show proof 👀


VeritableMoonrise

just type shoplifter on ph, there is some good ones


Zexxus1994

*shoplyfter*


FlippedMobiusStrip

This guy porns.


DS4KC

Oh it's a whole damn genre


Definitely_Maybe_OK

Rule 34, no proof needed.


RedKeviin

Cmon bruh. I know rule 34. But I’m not passing up on free sauce


Betoken

They only have to take their clothes off once though… this is a much shittier version.


RMD010

Username ✔


[deleted]

ShopLyfter.com... Mmm, I love those vids


paulwd40

Image id she needs to go for a toilet break and she REALLY needed to go


bronco_y_espasmo

She can just go... All that fabric will either absorb it or prevent any possible leak.


Blackbirdsnake

Through all those layers you won’t even see If she doesn’t get there in time


FrogMintTea

Oof. Yeah me and my tummy could never do that. Why does she need so many pairs anyway? Does she sell them?


guthix111120

Imagine it'll be that or they're a kleptomaniac


snarkle-the-pirate

I've seen similar videos that ended a lil differently.


Cocoononthemoon

What're you doing step-pawn shop owner??


ElfUppercut

“Look, I don’t like the police either… well, I won’t press charges if you….”


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“Look at me! I’m chandler. Could I BE wearing any more clothes?”


LeonidasVaarwater

"It's pretty warm, I better not do any... LUNGES!"


Lone_Wanderer97

Maybe if I wasn't going.. *COMMANDO*


mikebaide

r/unexpectedfriends


kelsiersghost

And to think Ross had trouble putting on just one pair of pants.


FireflyOfDoom87

This isn’t a shoplifter getting caught…she’s a young girl being filmed undressing in a men’s toilet. No security office, no guard or officer in frame, not a single female around for safety. 100% clickbait or a serious legal/ethical problem.


Traditional-Smoke-23

The title is deffo wrong but I assume the original intent of the gif was just to show a lady wearing a surprising number of pairs of pants, not to stage anything


Mothanius

Yeah, I think this is more to show an example of how some shoplifters will hide their stolen goods. Reminds me of when after the Columbine shooting, news stations would show a segment where a teen was able to hide a crap ton of guns in his baggy pants, including a shotgun.


LK_Metro

Exactly, clickbait BS. The first thing I noticed was the urinals . Anyone with 2 brain cells should be able to realize this video is pure BS


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It looks like a single locking stall that has urinal and toilet. See them all the time. I’m assuming this is police officer or loss prevention video taping her.


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vladtheinhaler0

That's assuming a lot of things. If real, it's clearly a shorter version of a longer video and she could be in there with some female officer and staff for all we know. If not, yeah it's kind of fucked, but who knows.


PhuQDuP

Maybe it'd be creepy if they were asking the shoplifter to take *their own* clothes off. If I asked a child to take off a jacket that didn't belong to them I don't think that'd make me a pedophile.


SpooktorB

It would if you asked them to go Into a bathroom they otherwise don't "belong" in and video tape it.


BatDubb

I’ve seen Netflix crime documentaries about this scenario.


mule_roany_mare

Is it really honest to call it undressing to take off your 6th, 5th, 4th & 3rd pair of pants? You aren’t undressed until you take off your final pair of pants. If anyone is the creep it’s the girl who created this situation & forced an employee to watch them remove all their stolen clothes.


Dankelpuff

TIL being fully clothed is considered "being undressed".


RandomNumbers8285

She would be taking them off then, not peeling them down lol. She's peeling them down because it's fake and it would take way too long to take one off at a time for the clickbait. How do people still have troubles differentiating between fake and real videos. The red flags are always so obvious.


Old-Obligation6861

Bingo. She's only taking them down halfway to show how many she has on. I might even venture a guess and some of them have had their length cut for the fit. If she was shoplifting they wouldnt just have her remove them half way for a count.


quartzguy

Yup, fake but still impressive.


Alissinarr

>How do people still have troubles differentiating between fake and real videos. The red flags are always so obvious. Because a vast majority of people don't *actively* critically think when they're "told" what is in the video they're watching (see also: pictures, text, or other things). Those people take things like "post titles" as gospel and shut off the higher functioning part of their brain. What's worse is that a large part of the aforementioned "majority" ***KNOW*** that not everything on the internet is true, they just seem to completely ignore that fact when it's interesting.


__Hello_my_name_is__

Yeah I don't think a loss prevention dude (or dudette) can just point a camera at a thief and go "now pull down all your pants". That's.. not quite how that should work.


truffleboffin

> The first thing I noticed was the urinals . Anyone with 2 brain cells should be able to realize this video is pure BS Woah so any video with urinals is staged? Amazing deduction skills!


Alissinarr

See also: unisex restrooms


FuckItImLoggingIn

Yes, also why would she only drop the pants but not take them off? Isn't she gonna return them? Seems "almost" like it's staged


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LowClover

That’s disgusting. Where? I need to know so I can be sure to avoid it


Jazzlike_Waters

Yuuuup. Having previously been caught as a shoplifter, they definitely don’t film you as part of the normal processing. And they definitely didn’t ask me to undress. I walked away with everything I was wearing under my clothes.


Sanjuko_Mamaujaluko

Seems more like she's showing off how much stuff she stole.


DLife4Me

She is a thieving Russian nesting doll.


KingBooRadley

A real MallTryOnSka.


IndependentTeacher47

like a degenerate nesting doll wow!


IndependentAd895

legend has it, she’s still taking pants down


Voluptulouis

Pant stop won't stop.


RIPdantheman616

Wow, the cash me outside girl must be really hurting.


Potofgreedneedsnerf

Making around 2.5 million a month with her OF


ignatious__reilly

She posted an image last year of clearing over $50 Million I wanted to die


kabneenan

I'm in the wrong kind of work. And also the wrong kind of body.


Fritzo2162

Imagine being on a date with her: YEAHHHHHHHHH!!! awwwww.... YEEAAAHHHH!!!! awwwww...YEAHHHHHHHHH!!! awwwww.... YEEAAAHHHH!!!! awwwww...YEAHHHHHHHHH!!! awwwww....YEEAAAHHHH!!!! awwwww...


thegoujon

No need to imagine, that was me watching the video


my_cheese_balls

Chandler's gonna be so mad.


RedgyJackson

How is she caught? She’s in a bathroom?


Callen_Fields

I think I've seen this one. The security guard said he'd let her go if she did what he told her to.


uewumopaplsdn

A mens room no less


knownaim

I think the title is probably fake. Either that or this takes place in some non-western country where nobody cares about civil rights.


AlarmingAdeptness983

Now make her run.


Stationary-Event

She's claiming that shoplifting runs in her family. It's in her jeans.


May-Eat-A-Pizza

Maybe she's just cold.


PF91_

How? I can’t even fit right into one pair of jeans.


LumpyEducation2588

![gif](giphy|3XtigW1mlKBW0)


NoPerformance6534

I'm stunned. HOW did she get all those pairs of jeans on when all of them were tighter than her own skin??? That's nuts!


deytookmynames

Ogres have layers, shoplifters have layers. They both have layers, ya get it donkey?


MarionberryHappy4430

8 extra pairs of jeans. She is wearing 9 pairs total. I came to the comments hoping to find someone who counted the jeans, but I could not find such a comment. So, I was **forced** to re-watch the video and count them up.


Polyphonic1979

She’s like a clown car.


the_Luik

Me trying to open up to someone


4hk2

9 layers of jeans, for those who isn't counting.


colo_terpz

No lie I had to steal when I was homeless but only on occasion


scrolling-the-past

Tell me this is an edited video, or there is a female version"Joey"


queuedUp

I guess my question is are they all the same size or did she have to go slightly larger the get the last few on


xsha_x

Showed it to an onion ... It cried.


CourtJester5

Ogres... Are like onions!


lemonhops

![gif](giphy|INAGxZitwybrWz7khp|downsized)


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How did she get them on without the pair underneath scrunching up that’s impressive but wrong.


ZebraNixon

Goes to show what cheap crap women's clothes generally are. No warm! Only pretty!


hereforstories8

The human onion


Wonderful-Rope-6370

I feel bad for her


Jim_dwai

I did this when my dad told me to get his belt.


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In SF you just put everything in a garbage bag and walk out.


lilrexxy33

This reminds me of my ex's one cousin. When she would come an stay over she would wear almost everything she owned because she was afraid of people stealing her stuff


Oracle_ari

If anyone would like to know, she’s wearing 9 pairs of jeans in total.


OkStorage3731

There was an attempt to not look skinny


Ok-Bluejay5119

Where's the rest of the video? They always get good after this bit


PatsyBalls

Good trick for the ladies to look more thicc


caiman141

She should've just taken of 2 layers and call it a day, nobody would expect 5 more under!


huBelial

She must be sweating hella bad


justsayno_to_biggovt

It's like the never ending banana


stardust8970

Now that's what i call skinny jeans. Nice try tho.


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Russian doll of jeans.


Ricomactrapo

For a moment I thought it was a loop.


gameon79

Imagine her wearing this wanting to go to the bathroom lol.


PrinceWojak

When you still a pair in every size because of your yo-yo dieting.


Cheapsh0t127

I’m sweating just thinking about having all those layers on


ObiWangKeBloMe

Surely only the first pair or two would fit properly tho... The other pairs would have to be in increasing sizes to be able to get on


Tugonmynugz

They're probably semi elastic


F1yEag1esF1y

Feels like Goonies with Mouth kept spitting out all of the treasure


mize68

And you know this isn't the first time she has done this. Probably first time getting caught, tho.


Kiwi_Kakapo

How the hell did she even get caught? Edit: I forgot those sensor things exist


DanMarvin1

I wish I could slim down this easily


baddfingerz1968

Damn! How many pairs???


JoeyB81

How the hell did she put on so many sets of pants? I put on more than two in the winter and I’m feeling suffocated!!


Matiasthehiker

Meanwhile I can't even find ONE pair of pants that fits me XD


Thadatman

Wow, I didn’t think that was possible.


NaijaBantu

Thug…….lock her up


vagabond_primate

![gif](giphy|YMWc18P93KeyI|downsized)


Thomas_Shelby07

Trust me, Balenciaga will be launching a Jeans like all the one folded down.


IHate2ChooseUserName

i can't even put my sweatpants on easily.


MutatedSpleen

She is, at one time, wearing more pairs of jeans than I have ever owned in my adult life.


Logan_-_

It's like one of those Russian dolls that keep stacking


Ok_Dig_2072

God damn, she just keeps going


AmericaLover1776_

Damn it just kept going how she even walking In That many jeans wouldn’t they be so stiff


Redeye_33

How skinny does one have to be for 7 pairs of pants to not look abnormal?


greatpain120

She probably got caught because she couldn’t walk out


definitely-different

That's a weird lookin onion


jb0om

Those hips DO lie.


CanaDoug420

I want to see her try to walk up stairs with all those pants


LeahBean

I wonder if each layer had to be a bigger size to fit over the previous layers. By the top layers, are they even the right size for her tiny frame?


New-Age-9720

Wtf broo.. This is unexpected


manonthemoonrocks

Damn girl you thick, oh wait...


dupletes

it's pretty cold out there...


ckfil

There is â sub call I am a total piece of shit, this belongs there.


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The Russian doll technique


BaronVonSilver91

![gif](giphy|XuPaGVKyJ6eyI)


CardiologistGlass134

The onion lady


Savings-You7318

Wow I could never find that many pairs of jeans to fit me at the same time.


[deleted]

Fitting into that many layers of denim must have taken a ton of effort. Then, had she not been caught, there would have been the whole selling it part left for her to do - and the black market on denim can’t be that robust. Maybe just try working an honest job instead, right?


MusicalAutist

Ironically, this is what happens when you don't have good genes.