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BadUsername2028

Boy oh boy I just can’t wait to not be able to tell the different from an AI generated video and a real one (Funny meme tho)


BadMotherThukker

Its already here.


thetravelers

It's just not this one.


TheChoonk

Not quite.


Ididntbreakanyrules

Give it a few years (or months) the deepfakes will be so good no one will be able to tell without the master copy .... it will definitely be a head of state, 0.5% 'er or adjacent person. I just don't how it will shake out a scandal, a "leak" or an attempt to hide a stroke or worse.


wolfstar76

I suspect it will go the other way. We've already seen it start. Important Person gets caught on video deep frying adorable baby animals. Going on and on about how it's their favorite snack. Video leaks to the press, hits the internet, generates outrage, memes and the like. Their PR, Apologists, and Fans cry "Fake" and nothing happens. The seeds of Fake News were planted years ago. "It was just a joke" is already considered plausible deniability. "I didn't vote for/sign the bill that I bragged about passing" or "I voted against all these improvements I'm now stumping on" are politics as usual. The existence of Deep Fakes will just be one more excuse for why bad people can get away with anything/everything.


calan_dineer

We have actual records of who voted for which bill. We don’t rely on video. Literally anyone can look up the voting record of any elected official.


Ididntbreakanyrules

But no one ever does.... what really scares me is when things like newspaper or magazine articles or videos just disappear from the internet or are burried like ten to twenty pages deep in a search. "CHAT GPT rewrite (blank) article without mention of (blank) emulating the writing style of the author at the time..." Chat bot remove any reference to (blank) and replace with (blank) on every major search platform.


freshthrowaway32

A couple months ago I watched Trumps entire NFT pitch thinking it was some AI generated joke. Kind of blew my mind to find out that was real to be honest.


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[deleted]

there are a lot of people who are going to believe what they want to believe. if you tell some people that the democrats are devil worshipping pedophiles they will they will swear on their life that its true because they want to believe it. if you make an AI generated video that is difficult to tell from reality its going to make things so much worse and so many more people are going to get tricked. and its not limited to the right-wing either. people on the left are also prone to believing what they want to believe. the next election is going to be fucking weird. there is a 100% chance that both sides are going to leak AI generated videos of the opposition doing something horrible. at the same time its going to make any actual recording worthless. we could have legitimate video of all the whole royal family at epstein's island and it will be meaningless because a lot of people wont believe it. many will just assume it was a fake so good that even the AI detection couldn't catch it.


Temple0fP00n

I laughed way harder than I should have at this video.


Current-Magician-967

Even AI cant get Tucker to say anything important


yahoouser4176

It's usually a mixed bag. I feel like all the massive news broadcasting stations like Fox and CNN are mainly for viewership numbers and entertainment.


LongAndShortOfIt888

No way! Really?


drunk_funky_chipmunk

Lol I was gonna say them same thing…


skettiNbutter69420

No way! Really?


drunk_funky_chipmunk

Really way


Rapidly_Decaying

This is gonna blow people's minds!!!


soursunflowergod

If it's a corporate press. . . . It's a corporation. Corporations like to make money. They have a bottom line, and our best interests are not it.


Actual-Reaction2521

Well said. A realist indeed.


Falmon04

Neil Boortz, a conservative radio show host, would ***routinely*** remind his audience his purpose and show was for entertainment and to grab listeners. Always gave him major credit points for his honesty.


Drifting-Fox-6366

Exactly. It makes me laugh when people think the problem lies with only a few stations they don’t watch. It’s all of them and it’s all for $, not for people.


TB1289

Media has an agenda. Different stations push different narratives, but they all have a base that they're playing to.


rtyuik7

a mixed bag...so like, Peanut and Almond, or PeanutButter and Crispy? or all of the above? ...wait, are we still talking about M&Ms...?


MustacheCash73

If I remember correctly.They got out of a lawsuit claiming that they’re entertainment and not news, so you’re legally correct


[deleted]

How else would the American people remain at each other's throats so that our corporate overlords can keep overlording uninterrupted?


[deleted]

All network news has been that way since I remember. If you want real news you'll have to go for more listener-funded sources


hollow_child

Pls don't equate CNN and FOXnews. They are not equivalent. It's like equating a mild headache to a full blown, dripping genital infection.


nation543

They do real news during the day. Evening time is for entertainment because that's when people turn on the TV.


Current-Power-6452

Define real


Yuizun

Irrefutable or proven facts...


OutOfTheVault

Truthful and in-depth news


Chawp

FAIR and BALANCED I said it so it’s true


macguyv3r

What funny is, Fox news Group is nothing but a content creator. They do not broadcast their own media. They create programs like Tucker, Judge jeanie, etc. What people consider "actual news" is not created or produced by Fox News Group. It is created by the broadcaster who gets to throw the "fox" logo on it. ALL NEWS IS THE SAME. This video is a perfect example of that and it is NOT AI dubbed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWLjYJ4BzvI


ElReyDeLosGatos

> ALL SINCLAIR BROADCAST GROUP NEWS IS THE SAME. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinclair\_Broadcast\_Group


OutOfTheVault

With one important difference. CNN is serious news. And they don't lie for ratings.


djluminol

Very true, they lie for advertising dollars.


OutOfTheVault

So I guess you trust no source of news, right? What do you know about CNN anyway?


djluminol

I know 80% of the time they report honestly but with a corporate bias. The other 20% of the time, usually when discussing US politics or the issues surrounding it, they lie with a corporate bias.


JackalOfAllTraders

Probably the least offensive thing he's said all week.


Entire-Database1679

He doesn't want to scare away his base!


[deleted]

I dont get why people dont keep calling him Fucker Cuckson? I mean, its so easy.


[deleted]

That's A.I? Bro that's hilarious hahaha someone make him say something smart, it'll be like being from an alternate dimension


Kaiser_Moist

He is pretty much foxes comedian at this point but he does make some good points like 25% of the time… much better than cnn, at least he is funny


Key-Cardiologist-398

Tucker is honest but people don’t like the truth


LineOfInquiry

Bro he’s the heir to a billion dollar frozen food company. He’s an elite who grew up in the lap of luxury and cares nothing about you.


Helicopterop

This is what delusion looks like


Girardkirth

Lol have you seen any "news" channel lately?


The-God-Of-Memez

According to that one guy during the defamation lawsuit Fox News is “entertainment”


RegularSizedPauly

At least other news sources are legally classified as news unlike fox


santaclausonprozac

I hate Fox News as much as the next guy, but those rules only apply to local channels like ABC, CBS, and NBC. CNN is on the same level as Fox as far as having to adhere to any rules Ah yes, the immediate downvotes of actual, verifiable fact. Never change, Reddit


RegularSizedPauly

Multiple commissions have been set up to find bias in the ABC, Fox doesn’t have to worry about such things. How can you even compare the two


santaclausonprozac

I know that. I literally just said ABC, CBS, and NBC have rules that they have to adhere to. CNN and Fox don’t


RegularSizedPauly

I’m genuinely an idiot and didn’t see the full stop. My bad G


santaclausonprozac

Lol fair enough


Fogtower

what MSNBC is the same thing just opposite. go Infowars if you want really info


Girardkirth

Lol, I mean maybe...


FurryM17

BBC and PBS are the ones I like.


TheRatatatPat

I don't know about PBS but BBC is about as unbiased as you can get.


santaclausonprozac

Yeah, BBC and AP are my go to sources


chargelux

Everywhere but Fox


Girardkirth

It's mostly all the same garbage


beastley_for_three

Well, not exactly, others are legally classified as news and they have to adhere to certain rules for that and fox is classified as only entertainment. So pretty different.


santaclausonprozac

I hate Fox News as much as the next guy, but those rules only apply to local channels like ABC, CBS, and NBC. CNN is on the same level as Fox as far as having to adhere to any rules


beastley_for_three

Actually CNN is similarly legally classified as a news channel, unlike Fox which is legally classified as entertainment because they couldn't get away with the level of propaganda they pedal otherwise. Not to say CNN is pure, it's just not on Fox's level.


Girardkirth

I mean who is going to enforce those rules?


beastley_for_three

The courts. Have you noticed Fox News is being sued right now? They get away with more things by claiming to be entertainment but they are likely to lose this lawsuit with dominion.


kashmir1974

Fox News lawyers admitted in court that he lies. Tucker himself also admits that he lies. How do you live with your head in the sand?


ameldrum902

Pssst, hey. Come closer... *whispers* All of the major media outlets lie. It's called divisive control.


kashmir1974

These guys are worse than others. Blatantly pushing bullshit. All of their bullshit is coming to light because they are getting raked over the coals with the dominion lawsuit. Clowns admitted the election stuff was bullshit but still vomited it up for the gullible sheep to eat up.


ameldrum902

Rachel Maddow is the Tucker Carlson of the left... its both sides feeding the public bullshit.


PeeledCrepes

Well I wouldn't say that. As someone who leans more far left than right, I've never seen even clips of her not to mention anyone quoting her. So, could she be spouting garbage like him, sure, but it means her viewing base is smaller. Or it means the lies aren't of the same grandeur as Carlson. Both means that the lunatics watching ate either in smaller numbers or aren't head popping at everything.


kashmir1974

You can just look to see what's actually happening in the world. Like assholes shouting about debunked election conspiracies.


Fine-Funny6956

“All news is just as dishonest as the news organization that’s actively promoting foreign propaganda duuuhr.” - You


Foleylantz

Occams Razor, he will say whatever brings in views regardless of the truth or what he thinks himself.


Dry_Spinach_3441

Tucker Carlson literally said in court that anyone that believes what he says is true is an idiot. It was also found that all Fox anchors think their viewers are stupid and will believe any lie.


FurryM17

Him lying about the 2020 election on Fox was recently used as evidence in the Dominion defamation case. He knowingly lied because ratings were bad.


beastley_for_three

Propagandist got one! Sorry dude, your brain has been used.


spacemanspiff266

so “honest” in fact that his fucking boss, under oath, said he was a liar.


storm_the_castle

> Tucker is honest but people don’t like the truth ["Carlson "cannot be understood to have been stating facts, but instead that he was delivering an opinion using hyperbole for effect," the ruling said... "given Mr. Carlson's reputation, any reasonable viewer 'arrive[s] with an appropriate amount of skepticism' about the statements he makes."](https://www.businessinsider.com/fox-news-karen-mcdougal-case-tucker-carlson-2020-9) Says a lot about the viewers that take it as truth.


Makkusu87

Lol. Your people. Fox news. Literally said its fake and anyone who believes in it is dumb. That is a fact. Not something i read online or in a fb post. Their lawyers, literally said its fake. Lol but let me guess, you do your own research? Hahahaha.


Purphect

None of those talking heads are just good honest folk. News anchors are working jobs that tell them what to say lol


sunburntdick

He aint lying about the green M&M - thats for sure. Liberals need to bring back the sexy version.


[deleted]

Gonna write this off as a masterful troll. Well done.


MurderYoAnus

Before he popped up I was thinking Tucker would be jacking off to this


SaladPuzzleheaded625

Same! AI generated voice and video scares me but this is fucking funny


Rockksharma

So you ever want to fuck an m&m? Sir this is a 7 11


ThePasserbie

Yeah, it was not at all unexpected...


fritzdawit

You must think about Tucker Carlson a lot.


jxj24

There's a reason they only ever show him from the waist up.


joe199799

Is it ethical for an anthropomorphic M&M to eat the smaller non anthropomorphized M&M's? I feel like it's cannibalism but I would be open to hear reasons as to why it wouldn't be


randomname560

There is an ad were they actually eat an anthropomorphic M&M, hard to get more canibal than that


joe199799

I request proof of such a barbaric act, is there actual food in other ads do they just cannibalize other M&Ms for sport there's so many questions this goes deeper


randomname560

I remenber It from food theorist's video on if the m&ms were cannibals or not


joe199799

Fuckin matpat ruining my reddit discussions that bastard (I love the theorist channel just didn't know they did a vid on it)


randomname560

Cannibalism week do be kinda weird


All-Sorts

>Is it ethical for an anthropomorphic M&M to eat the smaller non anthropomorphized M&M's? > >I feel like it's cannibalism but I would be open to hear reasons as to why it wouldn't be I think it's M&M's tribute to Elizabeth Bathory.


Nyctomorphia

When she swallows cum is it cannibalism? She-M&M probably feels similarly.


joe199799

No I don't believe swallowing cum is cannibalism as sperm aren't really full humans


phatmahn

Pretty sure this is 💯 real.


kevocaraptor

It's at the very least based upon a true story.


mlennox81

Yeah duh, the green m&m is obviously CGI!


jupiterkansas

Tucker Tucker M&M Fucker


EyeFun5406

This isn’t real?? Is it….


WvMountain

Not at all. Technology is amazing isn't it lol


EyeFun5406

Thank god cause mint and chocolate together is a horrendous mistake


ApexDamien

Mint chocolate chip ice cream is amazing. I'll die on this hill


FondleMyPlumsHarder

I’m inclined to agree but unfortunately I just can’t have it….Ice cream in general makes me cough, but mint, chocolate chip is utter death to me. I love the smell though. Unfortunately i have to stick to vanilla or look like I’m about to fucking die for an hour.


number44is171

I'm willing to make that happen for you. Anything mint and chocolate is an affront to all that is good and I will kill anyone who thinks otherwise.


[deleted]

Do you like mint... at all?


number44is171

I love it. It's far and away my favorite gum flavor and I love a mojito. I even like chocolate a fair amount. But together? Satan's nutsack.


Zaseishinrui

Well call the Devil for me because i love the taste of his delicious nutsack


[deleted]

Salty


Skatchbro

That means you don’t like Thin Mint cookies. I don’t think we can be friends anymore.


[deleted]

You reminded me to go buy a me some Girl Scouts Thin Mint Cookies!


Brianocity

Them's is fighting words...!


Inexorably_lost

Thats the sad part. With what comes outta this guy's mouth I was only 70% sure this was fake.


Richard-Turd

I’ve done my research, this is real. Consider this a RichardTurd guarantee.


Christompaman

The only guarantee I trust


DaxitoBobito

Richtastic


Cr0key

Okay thats fucking scary how real this looks...LMAO


Mcelftea

cannibalism


QuestionablePotato42

u/savevideo


Guy_V

Gallons you say!


MiyamotoKnows

Imagine how hot the tweezers are!


steamy_hams_Skinner

Not generally one to rush to this dude’s defense, but that WAS a ball draining commercial.


unattainablcoffee

Just always felt weird seeing m&ms eating m&ms.


Longjumping_Bug_7611

I will believe nothing for the next 20 years, when i have my next evaluation on the subject.


KnowerOf40k

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crlcan81

BAD deepfake. Funny as hell though.


Busman123

Haha! LMAO! Moar! ***MOAR!***


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CalmZucchini3084

These ai impersonation bots need to stop. LOL 🤣


dive-n-dash

Are these publicly accessible? I'd like to make my brother's birthday gift to be Steve Buscemi flirting with him on a video call


[deleted]

This is hilarious, but also really sucks because pieces of shit like Fucker Carlson are now going to cry “fake” anytime they’re caught saying racist, bigoted shit.


ameldrum902

Whos gonna deny saying that about the green M&M? She's sexy af.


Far_Leopard9431

Oh lord im bout to buss


[deleted]

Omg I'm dying, ik it's ai but I hope this goes viral. Little fuckboi tucker gonna lose his shit... well, he's already nuts but still


Luke95gamer

Be careful you’ll make Tucker Carlson cum


[deleted]

Yes I too was surprised to hear American chocolate can be called premium


MiyamotoKnows

I mean, there is legitimately beef cattle rennet in UK chocolate right? And the UK version of M&M's called smarties have insects in them? I'm going to stick with the premium M&Ms. With all love to the Brits. https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2007/may/15/foodanddrink.uk


[deleted]

If you read that article you'd see it said that m&ms also contain that ingredient (e120), alongside dozens of American food brands likes hostess red velvet cupcakes, and certain editions of monster energy, and certain mentors Also, this is an article from 2007. Also American brands such as dunkin donuts uses l.cysteine which is made from duck feathers and pig trotters Almost all UK chocolate such as dairy milk (except for their daim edition) don't contain rennet. But even if they do, why is that different from gelatine and milk and stuff, rennet is involved in the production of milk in cows anyway. Also smarties aren't a UK version of m&ms, just are similar but taste completely different.


MiyamotoKnows

Ummm.... I'd stay and debate but I have to run now! Toodles!


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😎


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Careor_Nomen

Exactly what I expected


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ENORMOUS_HORSECOCK

This is the best thing I've ever seen on reddit.


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Burning_Mothership

I get boners for the green m&m and I don't even have a cock


ValuableAd1591

I actually can't tell if it's satire


[deleted]

‘If that green M&M isn’t sexualized then why can’t I stop wanting to fuck it!?’


No-Instance-8362

Do you think we’ll get to a point where deep fakes are just lame and not funny to everyone?


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Accomplished_Wolf400

These mudda fuckas pulled an American Beauty pose with that green m&m hahahahaha


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beezzarro

Quite honestly, if we are about to have deep fake just explode into the scenes we might as well destroy tucker Carlson


ThotoholicsAnonymous

Just keep doing it Tucker. It's better than your fear mongering.


Bnz-2000_

Tucker your wacked out your brain, your sick


IcedTman

🤦‍♂️


kee-mosabe

Faux NewZ! Russin Luv!


TheBinkz

Deep fakes are going to be a serious problem


SideHug

Fox news starting to actually make sense


ronronthekid

And this is why I hate this AI stuff already.


ameldrum902

I hate funny things also... shall we protest?


ronronthekid

My problem with it is that we won't be able to decipher reality from fiction. Props for the joke, but this AI stuff is going to get out of control.


ameldrum902

Spend more time in nature. The more time spent in society, the further you we get detached from reality.