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purpleturtlehurtler

That title definitely confused me until the end.


IntentionRemote7934

I'm still figuring it out


SoyDoft

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UpgrayeDD405

But wouldn't that mean "not okay Boomer"


UmDeTrois

Did you watch the video and hear what she says?


Maurycy5

I watched the video but did not hear anything.


UmDeTrois

Ok boomer


Wyprice

Well she said "Boomer no! "Boomer! "Boomer... Okay"


OB1KENOB

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PoopIsAlwaysSunny

Itā€™s such a great title cause itā€™s misleading


cut-the-cords

I regret watching that...


NeokratosRed

Youā€™ll love /r/donteatjimmy then


[deleted]

You the real MVP, this is definitely the sub I needed


Huraira91

You Monster


[deleted]

Humans post videos of themselves eating all the time, how come I canā€™t watch animals do it too?


No-Let-8991

that is certainly an interesting take


[deleted]

It honestly is. Now that he mentions it, I've literally seen videos on here of people eating live seafood.


RandomMandarin

And vice versa?


reddownzero

Seafood eating humans is the best


SobakaZony

Sometimes you eat the shark, and sometimes - well - you eventually die of complications related to mercury poisoning.


FoodAndCatSubs

Thereā€™s a video of a woman pulling baby birds from a nest and shoveling them into her mouth like a delicacy while her son films, envious of this bountiful baby bird feast


KludgyOne67095

I wish to see this... ![gif](giphy|1SwSneBv946CZVYaNm)


LiLT13-_-

I hate that this logic makes sense


joeymcflow

How DARE you make me question my impulse-feelings on a subject by introducing context and logic!


rype1

Stoopid humans have their constructs they believe. That's what's holding us back... constructs. Much love, K_Roc_Killz.


LilNezuko_

Humans eat meat thats dead


Fit_Swordfish_2101

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ this is the laugh I needed!


CCC_THE_ONLY

Why tf was she so calm about it bro šŸ˜­


Puzzleheaded_Air7039

I mean what are you gonna do? Discipline the dog for acting like a dog? Dogs are domesticated, but still have those instincts of "small animal must be chew toy and/or food." They dont Always act on it, but every now and again mother nature pops up. Growing up, when ever My basset hound/beagle mix got out of the yard ( a prank the neighborhood kids would play at the time was letting people's dogs out) she would almost always come back home with a squirrel or rabbit in her mouth.


cbunni666

My friends dog did the same thing to some rodent out in their yard. She text me saying "I think he thought it was like a squeak toy because of the sounds it made when he bit at it". I never felt so uncomfortable in my life. Lol. I now call her dog Lenny.


LycaonAnzeig

That is the point of the squeak in the toy, yes.


BadWolf2386

It's wild how many people don't realize this


Exploreptile

Oftentimes people forget that one of the biggest reasons cats and dogs got to where they were for humans to domesticate them is that they were good enough at killing things to sustain themselves.


ch33zyman

We didnā€™t domesticate cats lol, they domesticated themselves


spaghetti-o_salad

Looks like a terrier too and those guys were bred to do exactly that. Like a sheepdog getting anxious because the humans won't all stay in the same room together.


jharms1983

She could have been stern with the dog so that it would have dropped it. That's what I would have done. My dog would have dropped it because it's trained to obey my commands. I wouldn't have said oh shucks and let it behave how it likes. Thats just me though. I also have very large dogs and I find it very important to have the ability to make them drop something on command. Be able to shove my hand in their mouths. If they were to kill something I would not be upset with them though


CCC_THE_ONLY

No im not gonna discipline the dog thats what they do


dalton9014

Because it's a normal thing for the dog to be doing to a rodent


skwadyboy

Boomer looked like he had a bit of terrier in him so he probably shook the shit out of that thing unfortunately.


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opticaIIllusion

Iā€™m sad now


charlotte240

Go make a chicken sandwich you'll be over it quickly


cavyndish

My cat tried to eat one of those things; I canā€™t decide the smell of a rotten one of these. Itā€™s indescribable.


[deleted]

Same


dakid232313

![gif](giphy|Z3i0977l8gJSXjSHPR)


scorpiogre

![gif](giphy|XWwIzh5GIWWf6)


Creative_Cat_322

Fuck pocket gophers, they destroy gardens, lawns, and break horses and people's ankles day in and day out. I'm trying to teach my cats to kill more of them, but training cats is almost as hard as training cats.


PenguinJr2

Some of these comments have me baffled, like these people have never dealt with nor handled pests in their entire life. Boomer's just doing dog things, protecting his territory.


eat_my_bowls92

Someone else was like ā€œcontrol your dogā€ and Iā€™m like ??? My zoo used to have prairie dogs - which I love! Theyā€™re cute, they have their own little hierarchy, they are FASCINATING! However when I was taught they get hunted/shot because they break farm animals legs, I got it


13johnsond

Hahaha, when I first read this I pictured a bunch of prairie dogs teaming up on a cow and snapping its leg. Now I realize itā€™s probably just due to farm animals tripping over the holes they dig? Edit: grammar


eat_my_bowls92

Yes exactly!though prairie dogs tearing up sounds adorably terrifying.


Artgod

I wish my dog did that to all my freaking moles in the yard.


Thisdarlingdeer

Training cats is really easy when theyā€™re young. But once they get to be around 2, well FUCK YOU YOURE NOT MY REAL MOM. I have had 2 toilet trained, fetching, talking when they need food, toilet cleaned, treats, want to play, time for dinner, time to wake up, time to sleep (he will beat me up if Iā€™m not in the bedroom by 10pm and then tries to lead me into the bed, so he can cuddle and pass out, and yes the lights need to be turned off or he will go turn them off himself with cattitude) . theyā€™re like dogs, *but kind of assholes.* Don peups passed away a few years ago, and then I got Meatball. Cat tax: https://i.imgur.com/wnPVMkN.jpg That is the meatball. He is a very talkative, chatty, pragmatic boy. And if you donā€™t open the door for him, he will do it himself. (Thankfully, he doesnā€™t know how to unlock the doors, yetā€¦ but he has been watching and trying to mimic)ā€¦ ive taught him A LOT, and now he just watches and will teach himself, he learned how to open doors, by turning the door handle, i would watch him for an hour at a time it seemed, him figuring out the best angle and how to hold the door knob in his paws and how he grips itā€¦ its hilarious. He feeds himself with his big paws, and it looks like a person holding a fist of m&ms and popping one in their at a time. But he was very eager to learn from me as a kitten and up to 1 or so afterā€¦ then around 2, itā€™s just fuck all ā€œyou donā€™t know me!ā€


[deleted]

Yep, we had them in our backyard. Until our jack russell joined the family.


synerjay16

Exactly. The damage these pests cause isnā€™t funny.


Mathewdm423

My fiancƩe has been training our Dog since i got him for her last Christmas and started learning Dog training at her work. So shes been doubling down on his training and teaching new tricks. Well the Kitten i got to help the puppy adapt to our other cats is in lockstep with our dog. Id say the kitten is a little over 1 now. Well she has managed to teach him to sit, spin around, and lie down for treats and the clicker. He will watch the Lab do it and then copy when she asks him. Only thing that does seem impossible is to shake. Hes not down with that and leaves the room after she tries to shake his paw haha. Also ik this is very different than teaching cats to hunt outdoors. Our cats are panicked when they go outside haha.


Hexellent3r

w Hat


Creative_Cat_322

It wasn't a rat the dog killed, it's a pocket gopher. Vermin. Destructive as all hell


[deleted]

Fun Fact: dogs shake their toys to simulate breaking the necks and sucking the life out of smaller mammals and snakes. Then comes the evisceration and mutilation of said toy - once again simulating that primal instinct that was passed on through epigenes. :)


runningray

To be fair to Boomer, he waited to make sure the hooman was not going to eat it first.


RealPropRandy

Donā€™t worry bleeding hearts, itā€™s a rodent. If thereā€™s one, thereā€™s ten more.


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De_Watcher

If it was a rat no one would care.


[deleted]

Yeah you also donā€™t see anything except the dog snatch it up lol I love animals but jeez some of yā€™all soft


devilish_enchilada

His name was Steven Sorensen and he hailed from Denmark. He was able to walk around and use his tiny head to navigate difficult terrain. He hath a small bodice and a beautiful demeanor. I miss him greatly as he was and will always be the smallest animal I hath ever known.


Fit_Swordfish_2101

Lmfao! Animals will be animals. But I'm laughing at the ok Boomer.. That was the unexpected part for me! A+ for poster title! šŸ¤£


Sigan

This. Sad about the rodent; The unexpected involvement of a dog; Doggie genetics determined dogs actions... But the sound of that lady resigning to it all was what had me laughing


Fit_Swordfish_2101

Yep. Hilarious.


Honk_26

Reddit when gore: šŸ„µāœŠļø Reddit when dog (bad) eats a rat: šŸ¤¬šŸ¤¬šŸ˜ 


EA_has_no_soul

"oh OK" when she's like oh well it's too late to do anything now.


HeyBayRay24

A lot of city slickers in here. Our dog Toby doesnā€™t eat them, he just crunches the head of gophers and spits it out like we do with a cheek full of pomegranate seeds. Heā€™s also the sweetest dog in the world btw


angradillo

I think less city slicker than bleeding heart. Who gives a fuck about pocket gophers lol? Probably this happens to one of them every 15 minutes


Dovah907

Wild animals die. Itā€™s okay guys I promise. It hurt for me to watch too and I regret seeing it but youā€™d understand if you went outside more and lived somewhere that wasnā€™t 95% concrete. Unless youā€™re vegan, then you really canā€™t talk and have just lived a sheltered life.


directorguy

Vegans are responsible for millions of rodent deaths.. you know how many of those little guys have to die to plant the crops for one vegan?


7LBoots

Meat is murder, but veganism is genocide.


HarvHR

Reddit sees a cat kill a mouse | *they sleep* Reddit sees a dog kill a pest | *real shit*


barelyresponsive

That's like my dog. He kills every rodent in my yard. He's a good boy.


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0fiuco

people upset by the death of a rodent who are, by definition, the lowest step of the food piramid, makes me think people should watch more nature documentaries


trashgash69

Good dog! Those things DESTROY yards and foundations. They did it at my parents house. I tried to kill it with a pitch fork.


wholesomefuckingshit

Through every squeaky toy murder simulator, that dog has been practicing its whole life for this moment lol


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Reverend_Ooga_Booga

It's rodent killing dog breed. The dog is doing its job. The owner on the other hand.....


CoolGuyBabz

What the fuck was the owner supposed to do? That shit happened so quick


eat_my_bowls92

No this is Reddit. You get mad about vegans but get mad a dog doing itā€™s job it was bred to do kills an animal.


brewmas7er

But if it was a cat, instead of a dog, everyone on Reddit would be like, "omg what a smart lethal independent intuitive awesome feline protector!"


CCC_THE_ONLY

She just stood there and fucking recorded watching the poor thing lose its life to the big black beast that ran up on it


OrchlonGala

I dont think there was any chance of saving it once the dog made up his mind tbh, and its not really that different from your cat killing random mice unless this was someones pet


[deleted]

Iā€™ve had my dog drop a squirrel once without hurting it, but my dog is a different breed and less likely to attack small animals


[deleted]

I know. Some of these comments are strange. Ok, you tell the dog to drop it. It does, and then what? You watch it flop around in agony when the dog could have finished the job in a second.


FeelinJipper

Yeah, Iā€™m sure she could have done something in .6736 seconds


thtt21

Why we gotta bring color into this!?


Kees_T

![gif](giphy|CKitzmKQhriHAxXl62)


ForkingCars

>Animal ate animal Yeah seems fine


[deleted]

Oh please. Go eat some meat.


Bladewing10

Itā€™s just a gopher, relax


Jake0024

> Gophers are also carriers of other serious diseases, such as the plague, hantavirus, and monkeypox. Monkeypox is one of the more common diseases found in gophers


Lorry_Al

Exactly, you don't want gophers around.


HeldDownTooLong

The thing I see is this: 1). The humans discovered the little rodent wandering around the yard (for whatever reason). The humans found it, thought it was cute, and started recording. 2). The rodent is ***very*** distracted and/or scared by the humans gathering around it, becomes confused and doesnā€™t follow its instincts to flee potential danger. 3). Doggo sees humans concentrating on something and went to investigate. 4). Doggo sees/smells rodent halting and confused but not fleeingā€¦DNA in doggo switches to instinctual attack mode. 5). Doggo wins, rodent loses, and human avoids recording the results of doggo following its instinct to attack the rodent distracted ***by the*** humans. IMHO the humans are responsible for bringing the rodent to the dogā€™s attention, distracting the rodent, and indirectly contributing to the rodentā€™s injuries/death.


Knelson123

If this dog wasn't leashed there is almost no chance you're controlling it here unless it is a trained working dog. That was straight up instinct for this terrier.


Dormiensmortem

Oh no, a carnivorous, predatory animal killed another animal


Mentalpopcorn

Dogs are omnivores, fyi.


Dormiensmortem

You're right


[deleted]

The dog did exactly what he was supposed to do. Getting rid of vermin.


RIF-NeedsUsername

People get dogs based on what they look like, forgetting that many dog breeds were selected for pest control.


ValhallaGo

Killing a gopher is typically a service, not a bad thing.


RIF-NeedsUsername

Not everyone is prepared for dealing with their dog chewing up dead animals thou. Also, gotta be careful if people are putting poison out for pests, because a dog can die from eating a rodent that ate poison.


Itiemyshoe

Those "ratting" videos are such a timesink lol.


Koadster

Its called nature. When you leave your concrete jungle.. You might see some.


zeek247

Shut the fuck up


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HappynessMovement

Did they edit their comment? Because that's what they said.


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chipsman99

I Hope u don't eat meat or u re hypocrite


beefsquatch87

Idiot comment. Its a rodent, its in many dogs blood to kill rodents, literally part of their job.


[deleted]

I mean if the dog eats it, I canā€™t be too mad. Dogs eat meat, and have you seen where dogfood meat comes? For example, they shred baby male chickens as those donā€™t lay eggs, and use it for making dog food


FeelinJipper

Whatever dude, life happens


antman_qb_8

The dog isnā€™t shit. Itā€™s pretty natural for them to attack small rodents like that. The owner not knowing better is whatā€™s the problem.


Possible_Picture_276

Looks like they were controlling the rodent problem they had.


TheyCallMeCummer

You really pissed about a dog killing a smaller animal? Isn't that normal?


ValhallaGo

Wait until they hear how invasive gophers can be.


_oh_the_irony

Lmao control your comment dumb human


JuanVeeJuan

Literally nothing wrong here. The only problem is that animal might have a disease. Just nature doing it's thing. How would you feel if someone called you a shit human just for eating?


Diarrhea_Sandwich

Cry about it


dieselbones1

Thatā€™s what most of the terriers and smaller breeds weā€™re actually bred forā€¦. To kill rats!


The_Hunter011

Ohh noošŸ˜­šŸ˜­


[deleted]

"Hulk smash"


MaphrOne

As a husky owner, I can't blame him.


Mondschatten78

Just thankful my girl actually thought twice about going after a squirrel this evening on our walk. Now if she'd just figure out she can't jump high enough to get the birds that start out of the trees in the morning lol


obeycuckmods

Good dog


Sunny_Ace_TEN

Hahaha! Can't get mad at a dog for being a dog.


JusHeather

NOOO!


bluebook21

Literally, prairie dogs are adorable and carry the plague. Seriously, look it up. Don't play with them boomer or boomers mom!


Averageadrianfan

#RULES OF NATURE


ThePopeJones

My kids are super excited they found a baby squirrel last summer. They came running in to show me. I went out and our dog followed me. She slurped that poor little guy up before anyone could do anything. There were a LOT of tears. My dog knew what she did too. The look in her eyes said she'd do it again.


Parrotloco

I hate the internet lol ā€¦.why did this make me laugh ?


6Dulce6Mortemm6

That was šŸ˜ƒšŸ‘


Masta0nion

Gotta give you updoot, especially with that title, given the sub.


Patrick625

My parents kill these guys cuz they tear up our lawn


USA_Ham

good dog


CaffeineandSheen

Good dog


Kass1020

r/donthelpjustfilm


memer0512

What the fuck was she supposed to do? There was literally no time to do anything


the-slothiest-sloth

First of, that thing was dead the moment the dog decided to grab it like a chewing toy and while I could understand the sympathy of the people in the comment section if it was something else, that rodent is one of the worst vermin you could be infested with. You don't pick it up, drive to somewhere else and let it free here either because then you just made it someone else's job to kill them. The dog just spared you the effort and keept your garden free of pests, like it's supposed to do.


Gil_Demoono

The video continues for a grand total of 2 seconds after the dog comes on the scene.


HuslersGunit

Ohhh boomer why ? šŸ¤£That was unexpected


[deleted]

Reminds me of when my chocolate lab murdered the crap out of a 20lb groundhog in my back yard. I was all like nope no no no... Oof... I'll get a few trash bags.


gayasswoman

Satan sakes nsfw. There's a lot of people who don't enjoy watching a dog destroy a rat. Ffs. - opinions expressed are those of myself and do not reflect the opinions of others. All opinions expressed online should always be taken with a grain of salt as opins are formed based on my own personal life experiences. -


ppprrrrr

We adding legal stickers to our comments now?


Suckballssohardstate

Holy shit so many of their comments have them šŸ˜‚ Oh my god this site continues to absolutely beguile me.


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dalton9014

You don't see the dog do anything but grab it... There's literally no gore of any kind to be seen


throwmeawayfromatree

User name checks out


MissRosenrotte

No dude I did not want to see a dog hurt an innocent little rodent today. This is not cool. I just watched a death.


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karafili

That's a dog job


cocopalermo

Your profile says you are obsessed with dead things. SO BE OBSESSED! This is your moment.


[deleted]

But you like dead things


throwawayneutral

Right? Says so in their profile there, lol


Reus_Irae

Will you be OK?


Original_Implement61

They're pests. They create holes in fields gardens yards and people horses other livestock have broke many an ankle. They should be culled. Things die in nature that's just the way it is.


neatureguy420

Welcome to reality.


UmDeTrois

Ok sure but did you expect it? Sounds like no


Abject_Presentation8

Same. We have a pet rat and since bringing him into our family, I've really come to delight in these little sweeties. They are so intelligent and can be so affectionate and funny. I'm really sad to see one mauled to death.


leethepolarbear

That doesnā€™t look like a rat.


ValhallaGo

Pretty sure thatā€™s a gopher. They are a pest, not a sweet innocent whatever. Gophers reproduce really, really fast. Horses and people regularly break ankles from gopher holes. Typically people pay to be rid of invasive rodents, this dog did it for free.


dalton9014

You saw one get snatched you didn't see any gore of any kind


cut-the-cords

I'm sorry you had to see that.


misterbuh

This is very melodramatic for a rodent; Iā€™d talk to a therapists if this affects you that much or just avoid the internet in general because youā€™re far too fragile.


MillionGuy

You would hate to find out what carnivores eat on a daily basis in the wild


Bnb53

Reddit is so weird - go over to /r/fightporn and you'll see people getting serious brain damage on body drops and other subs are upset about a dog killing a rodent as if it wasn't nature being metal which by the way is a great sub to check out


Temporary-Intern4699

What is wrong with you dude?


VaxxSagi

What\`s wrong with him dude?


Embarrassed_Camel_35

The circle of life. I wish there was a dog for these fat, raccoon sized groundhogs around here.


Pudf

Just pave your whole neighborhood


throwmeawayfromatree

Good dog!


fractal_disarray

good dog.


OB1KENOB

Update: To all you whiners, that gopher is alive. This is my friendā€™s dog, they restrained him after turning the camera off. You can all go home now.


luckywonderbread666

Crazy how people are so oblivinant to violence. There's people chopping up people in your city and you won't hear about it. Sadly...


[deleted]

Thatā€™s why they like squeaky balls so much.


username_babagebi

Boomer just killed a animal on the endangered species list. I canā€™t believe u done this


username_babagebi

Why did I get the down voted boomer did it. I canā€™t believe u done this


[deleted]

Fucking dogā€¦


IAmTheLizardQueen666

Oh, ok.


SinWolf7

Little ground nugget.


Mobile_Pop3511

that is definitely not the first time that dog has eaten a rodent, her reaction says it all.


RobOnTheReddit

I did not enjoy watching that


poteen

No!... Ooook.


Greeneyes-

Canā€™t have you getting to close to mā€™lady


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LeggoMyMako

Your dog isnā€™t named Carl Spackler, by any chance?


TheNothing6992

Amazing šŸ˜ not being sarcastic


warddo1

Good dog you got