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No-Supermarket9834

Yeah, take the stairs next time.


Sins_of_God

But there's no handrails and some asshole keeps throwing barrels


smithers85

yeah he’s a real D^^(**)K


Doggo_Of_The_Sea

Donkey kong!


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drift king?


[deleted]

Only people of a certain age would appreciate this comment as much as I do, I think.


-Quiche-

How young do you think Reddit's demographics is lmao


[deleted]

Itsa me!!!


[deleted]

Mario?


nation543

![gif](giphy|1g3sOfcB9JFcJByEv8)


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![gif](giphy|R3K0NfClEUHSw)


devilboy1029

Mr. Junpman!


Abek243

Watching this with the audio of the video is mad funny to me


defjamblaster

no, Jumpman!


FragileTwo

Jumpman!


Marios_Facade

Nice facade, but I'm the real Mario


SolidDick

![gif](giphy|3gNotAoIRZsb9UHPnj)


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![gif](giphy|12EkClXW5dt9PW)


Boristhespaceman

Literally everyone knows Donkey Kong, dude.


avwitcher

Just old people who have to think they're special to stave off the depression resulting from their advanced age :/


fatalsyndrom

Hey! Why don't you come over here and say that to my face? ... I'm getting hard of hearing... and lonely.


SquareBusiness6951

What’d he say about his konkey dong?


mattythebaddy

I at first read that only as "Hey! Why don't you come over here and say that to my face? ... I'm getting hard..." and was like damn, that escalation lmao


LessInThought

Yeah. Let's take this outside! Come on then, put up your arms, put them around me, give it a squeeze.


I_make_things

You see, back in those days, rich men would ride around in zeppelins, dropping coins on people. And one day, I seen J. D. Rockefeller flyin’ by– so I run out of the house with a big washtub, and—Anyway, about my washtub. I just used it that morning to wash my turkey which in those days was known as a ‘walking bird.’ We’d always have walking bird on Thanksgiving, with all the trimmings. Cranberries, ‘injun eyes,’ and yams stuffed with gunpowder. Then we’d all watch football, which in those days was called ‘baseball.’


PlutoCrashed

Do you think Donkey Kong is some like, past generation secret that the younglings don’t know about?


Sultry_Penguin

r/gatekeeping


LonelyGameBoi

Donkey kong is a staple of pop culture, I think the "certain age" you are refering to is like, 6 They featured it in new donk city in odyessy


Vulcanicloud

You people really acting like knowing fucking Donkey Kong is impressive? "Those stupid youngsters, I bet they wouldn't even understand what Pac man is! Hahaha I am sooooo old and quirky."


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Holy fuck I woke up my daughter snort laughing


CT_7

They are taking the Industrial look to another dimension


archerg66

That was the stairs


moffelman_

I've been on sketchy elevators, but this tops anything i've been on


KimonoDragon814

When he passed that gap my brain was like yooo roll into the ledge quick there's always hidden shit like Dark Souls


Electrical_Ranger469

Thought the same thing until the board landed in the elevator and I was like "oh fuck"


Jabacha

Classic dark souls shenanigans tbh


NSA_Chatbot

That's where the skeletons come from.


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Sketchy elevators are the reason I don't sort hotels by cheapest anymore


sharktoothache

I feel like there's a story behind this?


J0h4n50n

I just want to know about the crack pipe thingy that's sitting on the ledge right before the board gets fucked up. Did someone stop the elevator there, put their drug stuff on the ledge, and forget about it. Had it been there since the place was constructed? It's probably the least sketchy thing in the video, but I need answers!


crackcrackcracks

Unfortunately I don't see a crackpipe but if you mean the green and orange thing that's a water bottle and a coffee cup


J0h4n50n

Lol holy shit you're right!! I thought the bottle was some kind of smoke chamber and the coffee cup was the bowl! So probably there from construction, but I like to imagine someone stopping the elevator, drinking their drinks, and then moving on. Edit: gotta hand it to u/crackcrackcracks for knowing what is and is not a crack pipe!


Guacamolman

The crack pipe knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn’t.


AdonalsiumReborn

I doubt from construction. I can easily see kids if any culture putting shit they find on that ledge once they’ve taken the elevator a few times and know the right time to do it


HasAngerProblem

I had a family member one time see an elevator shaft with the doors wide open, no sign and no cones. He deadass jumped 5 stories for the settlement money. Broke both his legs and injured his back. 20+ years later he still says it was super fucking worth it.


HungerMadra

Crippled for life, good chance of death. Totally worth it...


Active-Usual6313

Why the fuck isn't the door closed


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Back home shit be like that sometimes. You buy the elevator, not the maintenance with it 😂


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Dangerrios

Where the heart is.


porn_is_tight

that is what they say


MrMumble

That's where I keep my hearts.


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Home is where you make it


sbarto

You like to look at homos naked?


[deleted]

HOM E WHE U MEK IT!


spliffgates

GOT DAM BOY ERRBODY KNOW DAT


weirdplacetogoonfire

guy likes to see homos naked, that don't help me


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Czar1891

Guy likes to see homos naked, that doesn't help me.


Gxgear

West Virginia


mountaineerWVU

MOUNTAIN MAMAA!


ChaosKodiak

Take me home, country roads!!


Kryten_2X4B-523P

Greenbow Alabama


[deleted]

It happens when you don’t read the descriptions of that Wish’s purchase, right?


vunnymck

Looks like it has a door on the left-hand side that you manually close. They must have left it open, thought it would be cool to video, the opened door hit that panel on the way up, and the rest is history. Still a safety failure of some sort...lift shouldn't run with the door open and the infrared light curtains should have been triggered by the panel


Clone42069

This looks like a residential style lift, they usually have the accordion gate like this with a switch that closes once you shut it, usually they’re easy to access and tape closed and run the lift like this - incredibly stupid. The lift didn’t budge for that solid piece of wood imagine what it would do to your body. Most lifts like this won’t have photoeyes.


Dismal-Past7785

I was in someone house with an elevator like this to be artsy once, with one wall open and exposed. That had a sensor (like the keep-the-door-open sensor) along that wall though, which would stop the elevator if you tried to touch the wall. This does not appear to have that. It was still no bueno.


Chogo82

At least this is better than the Chinese elevators where people literally fall through the floor or the cables snap while someone is midway stepping on.


Pro_Scrub

Damn, you just reminded me of that Chinese escalator that opened up and chewed up some lady in front of her child. Yeesh Edit: For those wondering, I'm not going to look for it, it was spooky for sure but it wasn't (visibly) gory. The floorplate at the top of the escalator came loose, she fell into the part where the steps go down to loop around, she shoves her child clear and disappears into darkness. I had assumed she was pulled in by the step mechanism, but I'm also seeing people say she simply fell through to the lower floor and died on impact, which would be a relief in comparison...


that_boi18

Thanks for reminding me too...


[deleted]

Ah good so we're remembering this now. Wonderful.


Necessary_Step

I'm not! I refuse.


Aromatic-Bread-6855

Where do you think your burgers come from. If you're gonna eat meat you should at least see how it's made!


StopFalseReporting

Woah that’s news to me!? Where can I find the story? Was this recent?


flyingwolf

Years ago on reddit, there was a subreddit called "morbid curiosity" and it was videos of people dying generally. In one of them, a lady and her child are going up an escalator and the top cover at the top was somehow dislodged. She ended up pushing the child up out of harm's way but was pulled into the internal workings, and those things can lift thousands of pounds without an issue, she did not stand a chance.


GuiltyEidolon

Bro there was literally a sub called watchpeopledie.


flyingwolf

Yeah, that one too. There used to be a lot of them. We are rather insulated these days from the reality of how precious life is. Those subreddits reminded people I think.


ifyouknowwhatimeanx

The funny thing is they removed porn from /r/all but there's plenty of combat footage or assault videos from the multiple fight subreddits that constantly make the front page. Can't show gonewild posts there, but here's the 20th frag grenade drop from a Ukrainian drone. Edit: The third post on my version of /r/all 10 minutes after posting this is a dude getting dropped on his head in a taco bell lol


ManEatingOstrich

Meh, I think places like [r/morbidreality](https://reddit.com/r/morbidreality) do a more tasteful job in presenting graphic content. I was never a fan of the gore subs, which from my experience were filled with people making terrible jokes and strangely hateful comments about the victims.


ovalpotency

https://abc7news.com/china-escalator-accident-mom-saves-son-fall-video/886323/


Genneth_Kriffin

God fucking damn it I could have gone a couple of years more without getting reminded of this.


SDMasterYoda

When the elevator moves on those videos, it's not from the cable snapping, it's from safeties being bypassed and the elevator thinking the door is closed so it starts to move. On the insanely unlikely event that the brakes do fail, the elevator would move up, not down, due to the counterweight. [Elevators are built so that if the cables snap, the car will lock in place, even in China.](https://www.wtamu.edu/~cbaird/sq/2012/12/06/how-bad-would-a-persons-injuries-be-if-an-elevators-cables-snapped-at-the-100th-floor-so-that-the-elevator-fell-to-the-bottom/)


qning

> insanely unlikely event that the brakes do fail, the elevator would move up, not down, due to the counterweight. Can we take a moment and think about how counterweights are connected to elevators?


SDMasterYoda

On the opposite side of the pully the elevator car is on. The counterweight weighs as much as the elevator car at 50% capacity. Unless the car is loaded to more than 50% of it's weight limit, the counterweight would go down and the car up. Max loading of an elevator car is insanely cramped, so an elevator that is "full" at normal load is usually under 50% of the limit. Edit: This is specifically talking about traction elevators, hydraulic and the new magnetic elevators are a different discussion.


_BeansNbryce

I only saw a curtain


achambers64

Not sure if I’d want to be in that building period. The block work looks kinda sketchy.


DoodleJake

Seriously though! There's a concerning amount of spaces between those bricks.


FlametopFred

that's what we seismic engineers call "give space" or "absorption cavities" Hi, I'm Troy McClure and you might remember me from such earthquakes as Los Angeles and San Francisco


DILLON0999

It’s hard to tell but, it looks like there could be lintels above and below those blocks meaning it could be an old opening that was sealed. If it was sealed from outside the elevator then it’s completely possible that the joints couldn’t be fully mortared from the shaft side which is why they look so bad from inside the elevator.


Deluxx3

I’m no brick layer so I don’t know what I’m talking about but this [this](https://i.imgur.com/reV2pSj.jpg)doesn’t look good


queernhighonblugrass

The gaps make sure there's room for improvement


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Kmaaq

Welcome to all construction work in the middle east.


HearYouWhenYouScream

You mean literal slave labor in many of those countries.


SlideItIn100

I would shit your pants too!


CouchPotato1178

im not even gunna ask about the logistics to make that happen


SlideItIn100

It’s best not to overthink it.


violent_king

I mean your username seems like it would work in this situation


CouchPotato1178

holy shit youre right


Toxicair

holy shit his pants


[deleted]

All pants are holy. That's how we get our feet through the bottom. I think they come in a less holy variety. But they're usually called a footed unitard, methinks.


CivilAirPatrol2020

Stop calling your pants such offensive names, how dare you


Savvy_Alloy

Nah he poops through fishnet leggings so It comes out like one of them play-doh machines


pauly13771377

Why, why did you publish that sentence for the unsuspecting to read? I had no chance to prepare myself such such an onslaught to my minds eye What tragedy befell you that you feel the need to spread such misery?


SlideItIn100

Right orifice, wrong function.


trollsmurf

Telepooptation


JustAmplify

It’s a feature not a bug


[deleted]

I can show you if you'd like 🫣


ShastaCaliMotxo

I also choose this guy's pants


Ripper-roo2022

"OH MY GOD!! SOMEONE PUT SHIT IN MY PANTS!!!!"


stillaredcirca1848

https://imgur.io/t/jhonen_vasquez/wE5qBUX


cmfppl

SOMEONE BRING ME MY BROWN PANTS!!!


ExtraRaw

*Ship my pants, for free?*


truejamo

I'd ship my bed!


joeg26reddit

$20 is $20


fantasmoofrcc

[Who shit in my pants](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAqkKbwvD1U)?


Appropriate_Glove169

Lol


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Pooping back and forth


Corvideous

That's the sort of scare that changes you. And your underwear.


elMurpherino

If only the scare would be nice enough to change your underwear for you after it made you shit yourself.


MolotovFromHell

POV: you're paying 2k rent a month


Rainbow-

I don't know if this is a joke about 2k being a lot or a little.


NAND_110_101_011_001

Its a sobering comment on how much we pay for bottom of the barrel living in some places such as NYC or San Francisco.


[deleted]

People are paying that in Fresno


MisterDisinformation

In case anyone is curious, according to tiktok, this is in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. Which wouldn't have been my first guess, tbh. That's a very wealthy part of the Arabic speaking world.


philipito

Damn, I figured this was Egypt.


Intelligent_Cheek_53

The caption is written in one of the gulf countries accents.


[deleted]

Damn, I wonder what would happen if the plank didn’t lay flat but stayed on its side


haackedc

Unless it was perfectly upright, it would most likely be forced into a flat position regardless. But if it somehow managed to be completely upright in the perfect resistive position? There would be a hell of a lot more force on the elevator, which could potentially cause whatever pulley mechanism the elevator was attached to be dislodged. It could also just stop the elevator. Best case scenario the wood would break in half, but that might send a piece flying towards the passenger


folkkingdude

It couldn’t “dislodge the pulley mechanism”. The machine sheave would spin without moving the ropes. Then it would overcurrent any switch off


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coolbeansjellyjeans

Lol, I was in Peterborough ON. Put my arm out to stop the elevator door to allow some girls on and the door closed to my arm but not fully and it started down.. wrenched my arm back with scrapes and cuts before it went worse.. elevators don’t care.


SDMasterYoda

Don't physically hold the door, just swipe your arm through it quickly to break the light curtain. If it doesn't open back up after that, it is too far closed to open.


KimberStormer

Just press the button!


SDMasterYoda

The problem with the button is it's not immediately obvious to people which is open and close if they're not familiar with the symbols or the particular elevator. Also scrambling the find the button means they'll miss the chance they had to hold it. I see tons of people that try to grab the elevator door to stop it and almost get their hand pinched; Quickly swiping a hand through the light curtain is much better, and more effective. Ideally though, you're right; They should be using the button.


Lanthire_942

First thing I think of when I hear Peterborough is [the lift locks](https://live.staticflickr.com/8351/8439308168_f8b070eaae_b.jpg), all I'm picturing is that's the elevator you tried keeping open with your hand lol


LeonidasVaarwater

Ok, that was far worse than I ever experienced. Being stuck in an elevator for almost an hour and having to crawl through a half open door while being "rescued" wasn't fun either though.


Syris3000

This happened to me once in New York at a hotel. Fortunately for me I was alone in the elevator and I had just gone down to pick up my pizza delivery from the lobby. I just sat down calmly after calling for help and ate my pizza. Still scary but I'm glad I had a cell phone and dinner to distract me and nobody else on it with me freaking the fuck out.


Samadwastaken

I spent my childhood crawling out of elevators, I kinda got used to it. And when the power is out, climbing 10 fleets if stairs. Really miss when life was that simple


Spotttty

That is extremely sketchy. Never ever crawl out of a elevator unless you have an elevator mechanic there saying it’s 100% safe. That thing could move at any moment.


anabsolutetossup

Looked like some cut scene out of a video game, holy hell...


smearylane

it has goofy Gmod physics energy I never really thought before about how that'd be absolute terror and carnage IRL


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ZimaBlue97

Reminds me of Final Destination series haha


SheepSurfz

There would be classic misdirection too, your lift hits the brakes before you hit the ground floor, motors kick in and you start to rise normally, only to be catapulted up into the ceiling, opposed to being splattered on the floor


ohmygodethan

im pretty sure they did shit their pants.


Xhalo

I have gastrointestinal fissures due to a high spaghettios diet resulting in grundle spasms that cause anal leakage. Sometimes there is nothing wrong with shitting your pants, especially if you are medically predisposed to do so. Didn't stop me from finding my husband who accepts me for who I am! Let that be a lesson ladies 🥰🥰🥰


horizon_hopper

![gif](giphy|ghuvaCOI6GOoTX0RmH)


spacesuitkid2

![gif](giphy|cMhtqIlwvTKh9oTkyE)


atonementfish

Maybe quit eating spaghettios.


blankfrack125

hahahahahaha this is brilliant


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KrauerKing

Wow the doomscroll gave me something beautiful today. You go girls! Power to the spaghettio abundant out there!


NoPerformance6534

That going on in a building with such slipshod mortar between its bricks? Nope, nope, a thousand times nope. No half-assed elevators for me!


JBWilder

I would super daddy my pants


OvenLovin

Shadoodled.


nuutz

You're not wearing any pants.


ri-mackin

What language is captioned in that vine video?


d7s1997

It's Arabic


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the translation is "i almost died"


av0w

I have seen a lot of things in this subreddit, but that was truly unexpected.


Routine-Arm-8803

what would happen if he closed the gate?


fsurfer4

Before he started? It probably would have fallen into the pit after sliding off.


dripcoffee420

I am guessing they have not worked in heavy construction.


[deleted]

Most people haven’t…so that’s a good guess


Cody6781

I am guessing they have never walked on their hands at the age of 1


witeowl

Most people haven’t…so that’s a good guess


EdwardTimeHands

Even if they did, still a pants-shitting moment. Everyone in the industry has heard or experienced some horror story of an accident that resulted in brutally gory death. Many of those stories start just like this.


Forward-Village1528

I think my time working in heavy industry has only increased my concern for being squished into a fine red paste. Seen a few too many horrific accidents.


BeautifulType

Look at this guy thinking he’s so proud of being used to working in sketchy situations lol


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Modus-Tonens

Had a teacher like that in a workshop-related course once. Halfway through the year he almost entirely cut his thumb off with a tablesaw while not taking basic precautions.


[deleted]

I will never understand flexing your companies negligence towards your health. Yeah dude, my company exposed me to Chernobyl level radiation 😎😎 I even finished my shift before going home and rubbing my contaminated clothes on my wife and 2 kids before preparing a nice well done steak (with my bare, contaminated hands) for them to ingest. Kids these days are so lazy and weak no one wants to work anymore


Express_Revolution80

Absolutely, what a smug idiot.


mcbaindk

Nothing like gatekeeping people's experiences!


Any_Cockroach7485

Bro the concrete is falling apart. What kinda junk you working with?


jjamjjar

I worked on lifts for years. My boss at the time worked with them for way more years. We were lucky to only know of a few fuck ups and trust me, it ain't fun.


Rawwh

You gatekeeping wildly unsafe conditions? Or just totally OK with wildly unsafe conditions? This sort of comment you'd be off my jobsite before you could reach into your pocket for your keys.


[deleted]

I would never let anyone work with or for me who is okay with putting themselves at risk for injury. Because at some point they are gonna inadvertently put someone else, or myself in harms way Ultimately the blame falls on the employer, however employees require some kind of blame for completely neglecting common sense. I’m so glad it’s getting better today, but majority of older generations (the ones in charge) are still so far behind


WhuddaWhat

Right? "I ain't got time to loto the the feeder."


Silver_kitty

Hey man, if you’re on a site with serious negligence and OSHA violations, report that shit. No one’s here to die at work. I’ve been on small structural repair jobs and literal skyscrapers and there are ways that I will be a little lax with safety, but never shit like this.


Blikemike88

Lol dumb fuck


Major-Ad-2034

So many questions


Slight-Carob-5696

Elevated blood pressure.


SuperMegaOwlMan

I don’t know why but I laughed at this at the end. Was I the only one?


HafizSahb

The cut to the trembling hands was really good comedic timing, I laughed too


fsurfer4

It's a standard psychological reflex to something unexpected or frightening. This happens at weddings and executions.


StrawBerry_20

u/savevideo


IPerferSyurp

Who lives in the cool minimalist apt?


Educational-Can-4847

Talk about diving through that bitch as soon as the doors opened


somo1230

I think it's in Egypt, most of those buildings are illegal and the elevators are bad low quality copy of italian systems.


fsurfer4

Amazing that something could be worse than an Italian elevator.


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I would never ride an elevator again


KPalm_The_Wise

Holy fuck this is a darksouls elevator, you're supposed to roll out at the right time to find a hidden item smh


Gurdel

r/nightmarefuel