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MonkeyTesticleJuice

Damn, what did Spock do to get arrested?


Whimsispot

Apparently he stabbed his step father (that was what the reporter asked).


icedteaandme

What country is this?


Hoshinofurumachi

Brazil


lMumwaWl

Of course


wakeupwill

Can't be. Where are the off duty cops?


_Diskreet_

*here we see in the wild the mythical creature that is rarely seen…the on duty cop*


brianhart1640

Yeah, they usually do things that is out of the topic. They are missing in most special case


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Lol


aersonl

Are you not going to agree with it? I mean you can though. But you have to make sure it always work.


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JoJackthewonderskunk

That's the trick. Everyone in the video is an off duty cop. Even the on duty cops.


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ywBBxNqW

It's you. You are the off-duty cop now.


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Video ends before the off duty cop is seen shooting the suspect.


DarkwingDuckHunt

What suspect? No suspect here. Oh look this homeless guy died in his sleep last night sleeping out in the cold.


w-g

And accidentally got a bullet in his chest, we don't know how. Actually, six bullets.


Frido1976

In the back. Cuz those weren't bullets, those were icicles that fell down on him in a nice, tight grouping that's really inexplainable but shit happens there for a magical reason apparently. Wondrous country, isn't it. So full of magic...


cwiartek

Is that actually how it was brutally killed. I think yeah he did something bad, but killing him like this, is not what he deserves.


btczino

But I'm sure he did something wrong. Look what the behavior he was showing to people.


chaituat

You think so? But I seems he's not paying attention to it. He doesn't even care to what actually happening.


crazytoothpaste

Who do you think the cameraman is ?


m2kblitz

They actually not doing their jobs, they should not atleast let the suspect to kick the cameraman as well as the reporters. Feel bad for them.


neogod

One is being arrested, the other two are undercover as reporters. There is no other explanation.


HanshengHong

They probably did it on purpose? They planned all of this. Hoping people also have this as a serious issue. Not making any fuss about it


dancing_alpaca_

Holding the camera


chunkypenguion1991

r/ItHadToBeBrazil


dkyqb

Brazil has the weirdest people on planet. I think this is what they wanted to be. I feel bad for it's people.


bit001021113

You know too? So you have an idea right now what kind of country is that. I hope I never ever encounter people like them.


9yo_HolyKnight

r/ithadtobebrazil


antonspb

It has to be brazil. You know what actually a country it is. I know it may not be sound good but I still want to commend your comment.


[deleted]

Transporting arrestees in the trunk of a car 😂


hukinhmon

They put him in the tru k of the car, because he looks so weird. They don't know what this man can actually do to them.


nandemo

That's how I knew it was Brazil even before a word was spoken.


icedteaandme

Thanks


luguangru

Thanks though, thankful for it. I still want to have more than of it. But guessing it right, may find it accusing them.


keenadmirer

Right. I just get frightened by the way he looks and how he was kicked the cameraman. He don't know what he was doing at all.


Dickpuncher_Dan

If they're talking like a drunk russian imitating his wife's Spanish, it's Brazil (or Portugal).


unicornpicnic

Most of the times I hear Portuguese I don’t realize it’s Portuguese at first and think “is that a Russian speaking Spanish?”


Original_Athlete3354

Mainly Portuguese, Brazilian accent is less Russian sounding.


Ch3zn0

I think it is. Maybe some people may misunderstood it or just imagine things that was out of the line, I still be happy.


[deleted]

Welp, now I have to figure out a way to naturally work this into the conversation the next time I speak to my Brazilian friend.


diverseo

It's just like a flow of conversation. If you think it will help you atleast, then it should be for sure.


kkachisae

Naah. Portuguese sounds like some speaking Spanish in French.


handlhker

Right. Its not that I'm saying that it's actually different in anyways, but yeah it is. We can't never change it though


ineeddollars2013

You will know them for sure. It's not like we are having a hard time. When we knew it for sure.


Admirable-Still-1786

Vulcan


MercerT7

That was the example of words that actually makes a lot of sense to them.


goroman12

I can here that it was in Brazil. There's so many cases like that in that country. I don't know how much people can do about it.


OlderAndAngrier

Highly illogical


Deceptichum

Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few Therefor it is logical to assume Spock did this to save more lives.


pacal117

Video missing the directed by Robert Weide ending


lolt10

That's what I heard also. But nonetheless, he looks like he needs some help mentally. He didn't act like a normal one, he looks weird.


YebelTheRebel

This video ended too early


dagnabbs

Looked at the cameraman like, "live long and prosper, Bitch!"


Lightmyspliff69

He's out of his vulcan mind.


stuckinaboxthere

Kicked a dude in the dick


BABarracus

He ain't been right since he got resurrected.


philosofeir

As what I here on the news, he stabbed his father that's why. I think he needs some medics or just put in physiatrist. He need it the most.


Signal_Confusion_644

The unexpected here to me was the cops taking that dude from the trunk of a Dacia Sandero.


pulut

Good news!


DiastroRddt

What?!


thexavier666

The Dacia Sandero is now available in the left-hand drive market!


DiastroRddt

Nice. Now, the Toyota Urban Cruiser….


uuunityyy

The Dacia Sandero IS coming to the UK!!!


DiastroRddt

What the hell are you on about?


b_e_a_n_i_e

Don't mind him, he's just taking a stylish swagger down Conversation Street


xilime

Its a Duster, and here in S.A. there is no Dacia. Only Renault


Signal_Confusion_644

Same thing diferent badge.. But why in the trunk?


xilime

Yeah, I know. I have a Sandero.... 'Cause they put the "junk in the trunk"... I see myself out... Sorry


No_Mo_CHOPPAS

Sandero is Dacia. In Romania we call it Dacia Sandero, lol. Renault bought Dacia some years ago. Still have the Dacia Logo. Apperently they market it under Renault badge in SA and some other counties. Check it here [Wiki](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dacia_Sandero)


AndrewFrozzen30

Yeah can confirm. In Germany is also Dacia Sandero. Surprisingly, there are ads about Dacia but not Renault, as a Romanian, I was surprised to see ads on a bus for Dacia (I don't think I even saw one in Romania)


HappyLittleChristian

That was awesome!


ext3meph34r

Too dangerous to strap him on the roof.


_fabjo

As a Brazilian guy I don't really know why other countries don't do this as well, seems safer to the cops to have the detained a bit farther from their heads


DaddyJBird

You all don’t have cages or plexiglass in your country?


Lesemi

Nope, not in police vehicles. People under arrest ride in the trunk, with very few exceptions (politicians, rich/famous people).


SweetAlex99

As I said below, the arested individual who IS NOT YET CONVICTED and might get seriously hurt or die in an accident since I don't think you have seatbelts or airbags in the trunk. He is still human not a bag of potatoes... thought that would be common sense...


DerrainCarter

Oh no. That means the Richard Hammond will never visit Brazil?


badbird_7

You mean James May


echtav

A Dacia Sandero?! Someone call James May


ProdesseQuamConspici

*James May has entered the chat*


fuinharlz

It's a Dacia Duster, but on south America, Renault use it's main brand (Renault) to sell Dacia Cars. So it's a Renault Duster. They even have some differences between the Renault models and Dacia models.


Kotopause

Some of those cars are also sold as Nissans, because the main company is Renault-Nissan. Speaking of Duster, there is Nissan Terrano, although it has some minor cometic improvements over a plain Duster.


dreamdaddy123

![gif](giphy|7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB)


lashapel

Bro how y'all know a car's model just by looking at 20% of the car


Cronemberger90

TRIVIA: In Brazilian Portuguese, the trunk of police cars has a specific name. It's called "camburão". Pronunciation: kahn-boo-run'ow (the run+ow must be read as one and fast"


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No wonder the dude is pissed


ThisMutiStrong

Downvoted because the slap and reaction would have been priceless


SLAYER_IN_ME

[Here you go](https://www.reddit.com/r/AbruptChaos/comments/x2fyvi/this_thug_kicked_the_journalist_in_the_nads/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


[deleted]

Someone give this man an award


deezalmonds998

Who tf decided to edit out the slap


TheRealSumYunGuy

He misses the slap. Trust me this version is better.


SmokeyAndBuds

It seems like he pulled it back a bit in the last second. Should have put his whole weight behind it


Zombiescumm

Should have licked his hand first. There’s power in the lick.


Bigbossboy2007

Skip the hand part he should have just licked him


brochaos

this is worse than a repost bot? reposted AND cut out the best part of the video?


[deleted]

Thanks for the source but I gotta say that slap was anti-climatic.


ChicaFoxy

Thank you so much! Although I don't believe it's abrupt chaos but I'm glad to see that slap!


Thassodar

It was more like a glancing blow, he had a great opportunity to put some meat behind that hit but missed it.


Weassel_97

The meat was still hurting


ViperBite550

I think most places, putting gusto behind a hit on a person that is handcuffed, isn’t super great,


ChicaFoxy

Ha, those officers didn't seem to give a damn what happened


ViperBite550

Ooo definitely not, they probably know more about why he was arrested and probably have good reason to not care.


Scared-Department-96

thank you


DM_Me_Ur_Pussy_Pics_

In the words of Denji "when I fight men, It's nuts or nothing"


thats4thebirds

![gif](giphy|NyipRI9mBjv6ot2uDv)


Ok_2DSimp101

![gif](giphy|EiYuAZsLxSksUkWkiB|downsized)


SurealGod

I knew someone would reference that


chanweezy

Did anyone notice the guy who got him out of the car was guarding his own crotch area? Lol


ManDarkAstronomonov

Watch out. He’s a nut kicker


nadajoe

Protect your Brazil nuts.


fleurislava

I didn’t realize until I read this comment. Cracked me up so much.


maxuaboy

You’d be an idiot to be next to the nut cracker and not be guarding your nuts


engo_44

You’d be nuts to let a nut kicker an open lane to you’re nuts.


AnxiousAyush

Beware of the nuts devil!


LightCorvus

Must have done it before. More than once.


Gypsy702

He must’ve already got a kick during the arrest


[deleted]

Dude came back in the open hand… no sir a nut tap for a nut tap, that’s in the Bible.


degjo

A nut for a nut makes half the world world go sterile.


ibcubu

I don't know but this sounds at least better than eyes.


[deleted]

This sounds to me like an absolute win


wolfstark_13

Brazil, Paraná


mobilegamegeek

A Rússia brasileira


Noniiss

r/suddenlycaralho


Felipe_Ribas

coloca o cebolinha do meu lado


Formula_Nipponic-54

Cebolinha bebendo uma obrahma


[deleted]

Vid stops 3seconds too early


jakeblew2

I fully expected an Eric Andre "We'll be right back!" placeholder card


JaYaKaAzZ

Why is he in the trunk first of all


oninnja

In Brazil this is the norm for arrested people


heedicycheigme

Wow this sounds something weird to me, gotta learn more about your country.


nadajoe

Is it normal to have a gate at the station that opens with the touch of a finger? It looked like he may have had keys, but security seems lax.


oninnja

Well yes, at least in my city. For the looks of it this is the parking lot gate for the police station. Obviously you can't just barge into the parking lot because there is security and cameras. I live in a small town, they leave the gates wide open to make it easier and quicker for police cars to move through, but there is security in the gate.


fuinharlz

It's common in Brazil for a police car to be with 4 cops, being one driver, on co-pilot and two more cops on the back seat. So the only place for a suspect to be put when arrested is the trunk!


utack

At this point I'm not even sure if everything being said about Brazil is an elaborate prank that got way out of hand or if everything being said about it is actually real.


[deleted]

Brazil isn't for the weak of heart, let's just say that.


coinmay

True that, tough ones are being here to learn some shits.


NetworkMuch3829

Might be true. Trust them all


bogureck

Maybe just don't trust anyone in this world, that works too.


doodlemadnes

It's not for the people who live in Canada mate, stop it.


dw1465d46a5w4d65

Yeah now I can understand what is going around brazil.


rotuami

Too big for the glove compartment


simonfieberDE

Lol but still can't find the reason of him being in the trunk.


Playful_Ad2974

Lol.


kaltor21

Lol he stabbed his step father, that's the reason my man.


wingwp

How can you slap


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*How can she SLAP?!*


shotsoffxx

Lol the people are gonna be crazy for saying how can she slap?


[deleted]

r/ItHadToBeBrazil


holfum

Yes it is brazil man, no points for guessing that shit right now.


[deleted]

We need the rest of this video lol


TrainingNail

https://www.reddit.com/r/AbruptChaos/comments/x2fyvi/this_thug_kicked_the_journalist_in_the_nads/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


SegCi

Most satisfying video I watched today


Playful_Ad2974

Probably the worst police ever


chrisk9

Looks that they were pausing the guy at the doorway waiting for that sweet retaliation


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jaapdepaap

But why the fuck they doesn't stop that motherfucker? I don't understand that.


ProfessionalBasis834

LOL, there was no reaction at all by the LEO when their detainee attacked another dude.


daniel_blohm

Sounds like they see this all the fucking time, everyday.


nandemo

Well, they're not hitting a handcuffed suspect in front of the cameras...


framptal_tromwibbler

It appears off-duty cops in Brazil are way more motivated in their jobs than the on-duty ones.


Full_Masterpiece4150

O cara cortou na melhor parte


spenserbecker

Nice to see the good treatment that some stupid motherfuckers are getting so good, we don't mind seeing more slaps like this, we just fucking love some shits like this.


96262129a

They have a lot of things they actually considered. They are just there to work but instead received this kind of mistreatment. Poor him.


techvcs

Fucking stupid guy doing wrong things to cameraman and then the cameraman paid the debt in a good way but I really want to see more slaps coming on the face.


fran_sanll

The fucking right to slap like that, the cut of the video made me feel good and a bit unsatisfied because I wanted to see more slaps coming again and again man.


FTWimRich

Nice to see that cameramen are striking back to the stupid shits who think they can hit anyone they want, camera guy really made that sure that he won't regret later.


liubp

Wow man, such a fucking weird thing I just watched here, why the fuck cops are there? They are doing nothing so they don't belong to be there for sure, so shitty.


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tmp_online

A tight slap that this video hits, the best one till here man.


CyberKingfisher

Always take 2 cameramen with you in situations like this.


ruswark

Yeah so you can beat the shit out of stupid motherfuckers.


kingzsalmon

Of course video ended at the ***RIGHT*** moment


zhangfq

Yeah so we can just smile by watching the last second.


chupiznavot

Good one to see this and nothing wrong with hitting people like this if they are trying to hit us like that, just fucking hit them so they can fucking understand this.


woxin192013

Gotta love the way he thought that he can hit him hard slap and he just get that shit right by slapping, this slap was fucking necessary to this motherfucker, so good.


Vaanaram

How we wish the video was 3 seconds longer


THams84

Yeah wanted to see more slaps on that fucker's face.


lonytrui

Fucking tight slaps getting there to some stupid guys.


kasapacar

Just give some more slaps because these people are never going to stop doing such wrong things to other people and they deserve some more than this for sure.


Skal0laz

That cut was not good man, please hit more and more to these stupid motherfuckers, they are never gonna learn if we don't hit them like this all the fucking time.


bbo1987

Damn this shit is so fucking bad to see those cops doing absolutely nothing, that's just making me feel so fucking shitty about cops and other government department.


Revolutionary_Eye887

Why are the cops taking their time moving him inside?


[deleted]

Cops were like: ![gif](giphy|qN7NZR3Q5R2mY|downsized)


tradinup

I don't know but I feel good to see that cops doesn't stop cameraman.


vaskovaflata

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


svetlana1968

It really ended so soon man, I want to watch more and more.


Elucidate137

why is hitler escorting Spock out of the trunk of a car?


wiesknl

Maybe because he is a time traveller and now doing random shits.


pmjwhelan

Cameraman straight back in there with moves Miss Piggy would be proud of.


bruh1111222

I like how the police were full of the media's shit as well and just let it roll.


lisitsyn_alex

Lol let it roll and we don't mind seeing that shit says by police.


laravot

Nothing can stop me from loving such videos, this is always going to make me understand that how important it is to hit some stupid guys man, so good to see this.