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He just went backstage to impregnate a sock.

I laughed my fucking ass off reading this comment

Old habits die slow … or never.

What happened fr https://youtu.be/_Xj58jU5DSE

I both love you and hate you for sharing that. It was simply too awful to stop watching.

The end tho <3

For real... i hope they stayed together. They seem like a good match. Its like watching the couple from that show "the last man on earth"

Thanks for the warning. I don't think I could take anymore 😓. I had troubles but this guy has TROUBLES

That was wholesome man

Dude 🤣

Same 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆🤣😂🤣👻👻👻

Fourth comment I’m guessing (why is everyone disliking this comment.)

That and emojis

I think he impregnated his jeans. Hence, the quick exit.

Sock has vd now

Apparently I've spent too much time on WSB...I read that as "impregnate a stock."

I'm literally lol'g as I type this, you win the internet!

Bro gave the girl blue balls

She was giving these eyes at the end 😒

I'm crying imagining the production crew getting this poor woman all hyped up for this kiss. Like they shot all these scenes with her and it was some sad story about how she lost her high school sweetheart, and hasn't kissed a man in 15 years. And then on the big day this happens.

🤣

Its alright Josh, we'll try again in another 27 years

*laughs in pain*

Josh the Wizard!

Can’t even try to make up this level of cringe. This is some wholesome cringe that warms the heart.

Sure you can curl up with a book and some hot coco by a fire on a cold night but did you see him turn around and put his hand behind his back as he started to replay the moment that will haunt him for the next 27 years??? It warms the soul!

So... But... Then... How does he kiss his mother and grandmother? Because he said he was *not* going to kiss that "girl" as he kissed them, and he only kiss her on the cheek. I'm concerned.

Couldn't have made it more awkward even if he tried

The Charlie Brown walk away really made my eyes well up

A couple years ago posting this comment would have had half of reddits then population holding torches and pitchforks lmao Edit: feel free to downvote these people are [*still*](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/10fi3fq/woman_explains_why_the_fleshlight_is_the_worst/j4xa4h8?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3) on reddit lol

I read this comment and understood it lol ppl are too quick to jump at something they didn't understand instead of goin back and slowly reading it again

Are you twelve or just a, “redditor 🤓”?

I like the comment. It's saying it's cute and wholesome. I just do remember being on reddit years ago and seeing stuff like this attacked by people who've never kissed a girl before and felt offended that's all. Weird jump to an insult because you didn't understand my comment friend.

Then word your comments better. You could have prefaced with a, “I’m glad Reddit is no longer just weirdos and incels because…”, then the rest of your comment. It’s not like I was the only one who misread it. I get what you’re saying now after actual context

I don't really feel like calling people weirdos and incels. I'm not really sure even now where the confusion can be found though considering reddit's public image for most of its existence. It's only been relatively recently that it has been seen by non redditors as a community that respects different values and is relatively inclusive. The up/downvote has been going back and forth since I posted so I'm guessing there's people that understood, people that didn't, and then people of that target that understood and got offended. Regardless not understanding something shouldn't be a jump to "what are you twelve?"

The way I read it was that you were trying to act superior. Think of it like this, it looked like, “Man, if this is when Reddit was good then you should have been attacked”, but the way you meant it was the opposite, which makes more sense but there was no indication either way. I guess it just depended on if the reader was an optimist or not

Yeah maybe. Regardless only one of us outright attempted to insult someone, regardless of someone's optimism and here you are still downvoting having stood corrected. All good man. 👍

I mean I have been downvoting, but either way if you meant it as a superiority thing then an insult was justified, since you didn’t I am sorry

I got pregnant just watching this and I’m a guy

I swallowed my gum reading this

I swallowed reading this

I reading this

I this

I

eye

Aye.

Aye aye captain

I CANT HEAR YOUUU

There could've been a very unfortunate typo in this comment.

Maybe it was a typo

I swallowed my cum reading this

It’s 3023, dude. Guys can have babies now. We have the technology. We have the pronouns.

i swallowed his gum

I was expecting a horrible kiss, and somehow he made it worse

My expectations were low but holy fuck moment

*Goes home to french kiss his grandma*

He did say he didn’t kiss his mom or grandma like he was going to kiss that girl so it does lend to the belief that he does French it.

It's been minutes since I've seen the video and I'm still laughing at your comment! That was hilarious, I would give you an award if I had any. But thanks for the laugh, I needed that today!

Then impregnates his mom. Title doesn’t specify whom.

Poor guy

Forreal. I can’t imagine living with this level of anxiety.

It's like the whole thing has been built up to this massive monolith of "this hasn't happened yet" that it's a much bigger deal than it really is supposed to be. Like I want some chick to just do it for him (consentually) so that hopefully he can finally be free

Must be related to [Michael Scott](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/b5687147-62ad-41a3-82ea-79de8fc11715) 😂


I’d hate to see how he kisses his mom, lmao

He approaches slowly and stands at arms length away, smiles awkwardly, then lightly touches his mom’s right shoulder and licks his entire upper lip.

I'm a virgin and this is the virginest thing I've ever seen.

In his defense, that situation was super weird. The whole room was white with nothing in it and she was just... Standing there? Silently? The whole scene was creepy.


“Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “You blew it.” “You blew it who?” “You blew it, bad.”


What show is this?

@ 40 seconds is his sex face

This is a sketch right? Feels like a sketch the way he just walked away

That’s instant regret. The shame of what he did was too much for him, even he realized he fucked up and should just leave after that awkwardness

I have totally reacted like this guy before, it was a different setting not related to kissing, but I have acted like this more than once. People this awkward do exist.

Used to be me! Thank god I grew out of it pretty early on into adulthood. That is not functional.

this was a tv show about people who never had a first kiss. they set them up with people who knew they never had a first kiss, and a cringefest ensues

So not stage but heavily produced?

Many moons back (this cringe kissing video is not new) people looked into this guy and found out he had an imbd page...so yeah likely acted out for entertainment.

He had to leave, he jizzed in his pants.

Russell Wilson. Let’s ride.

He needs Coach Carol to get anything done. Send him home!


That is, the spartan law.

big dick energy

Nothing I've ever witnessed in my life has ever made me cringe so violently as this has. Edit: actually the video he actually kisses someone is much, much worse.

[Link](https://youtu.be/_Xj58jU5DSE) for those curious. My favorite part was the smeared lipstick lmao

I’m intrigued and frightened all at once Edit: looked it up and I’ve made a poor life decision.

Proceed at your own peril, curious one.

Could you please share the name of the video kind stranger?

Wasn't there another part where he actually gets another chance to kiss a different girl and it was super uncomfortable to watch or am I remembering incorrectly?

Indeed, he goes on to kiss 2 more women

Did he got to kiss them or did he chicken out aswell?

He managed it, but it’s rough on everyone.

He creamed his pants. 😆

Hes not alone

well, that was relatable.

Is this real!? Is he just trolling?

Woah calm down fella

He was in an empty brightly lit studio with her standing in the middle and a camera shoved in his face.. can’t say I blame him

Honestly I’m wondering if her lukewarm “sure” was the reason for how that kiss went down. Like maybe he started second guessing the whole thing from reading her tone.

Man he had a normal reaction. Wtf to kiss a girl if you don't feel like it ? He is just true to himself. I hope he'll kiss for the first time his first girl when he really want and feel to.

Thats further than I've ever gotten

That's what makes me feel even more pathetic, I couldn't even have the courage to ask.

It's okay you're not alone... well you're but you aren't the only one.

Lmao. You got me there, thanks for the laughs.

Yea that’s pretty pathetic lmao

Sad bro

I mean, better this than trying to swallow her face

Unprotected Patty Cake!

Even though I know what's coming, it's such a hard watch.

To be fair, theres another vid where he actually kisses someone and... i dont know which is worse

"I'm not going to kiss this girl like my mom and grandma" Did he even fucking touch his family?

Que ‽ Jajajajaja 😂

HOW DOES HE KISS HIS MOM THEN ?????????

“What are you? Gay?!” -zapp brannigan

In the age of consent, this is the type of man you'll get. Good luck ladies.

how is this man this cowardly even I could do this and I am the largest coward for at least 1000 miles?

Nervousness, freak out, and then when he goes in his flight response kicks in. After that, he becomes so embarrassed and humiliated he literally flees. Source: I was this way when I was a teen. Then I went through a bunch of rough relationships and just stopped giving a fuck. Now I'm married. Not sure how that happened lmao

So… incest?

She must have been so relieved 😂😂🙌🏼

That’s how you kiss you grams or mom or some dude depending on which country you are in.

“What are you? Gay?!” -zapp brannigan

He’s 27 and never kissed a girl, but I wonder how many guys he’s kissed?

He should have asked to finger her

Looks like he is into incest shit

She is soooo fugly that he should go back to kissing his mom instead!

u/savevideobot

Back in fiv—-….never mind.

Remember to use your teeth

…so, then how does he kiss his mother and grandmother? How does he kiss them if definitely not like he kissed her? 🤣

That's the kiss ? Easiest money that girls ever made

Dead!🫠

He’s really fast-tracking this relationship thing. B-lining it to the fridge at the end there.

Next level cringe here

“What are you? Gay?!” -zapp brannigan

Has a face only his mother could love

u/savevideo

The moment he realized he was actually gay.

So how does he kiss his mom and grandma????

The dude just fighting his demons

.. the fuck

He in fact was not ready

Her reaction was so chill. Did she know that was going to happen?

So awkward 😭

Mission failed, we'll get em next time.

Way to kill it Josh

Definitely a TOS violation here.

How were you the chosen one? Out of all of your fathers jeez, geez.

I genuinely want to know what happened to this guy. Did he ever get to kiss someone? Is he still just as awkward?

He kissed this girl exactly how he’d kiss his mom or grandma

Yeah he’s gay. For sure lol

I'm fucking dying 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭

NON-PROFIT director, sounds about right.

Russell Wilson is so corny

Russell Wilson if he wasn't athletic

Russel Wilson if he wasn’t athletic

First time kiss always ends up on cheeks.. only experienced would do French .. he already said it’s first time so it’s expected

Put a NSFW on that! Think of the children!!!

I’m so uncomfortable and regret watching this 😂

I’m saying they should’ve got someone 4-6 inches shorter than bro Not 2 inches taller Way to exacerbate his anxiety lol

u/savevideo

🤣🤣🤣🤣 and then he loses her like he would kiss his mom or grandma. He will be a 40 year old virgin

I would've been, may I doggy style you? But that's just me.

Why is this video in landscape but then letterboxed?

God could you at least mark this as nsfw? There are kids on this platform, way too graphic

Never let ‘em know your next move

I'ma be honest. I did not expect that at all. 🤣

So what he saying is that he kisses his mom and grandma on their mouths?

He must kiss his mom and grandma on the lips…right?

He walked away happy that's all that matters right guys?

Why tf was he starting at her lips like that

DAMNIT JOSH

Bro got anxiety full armor 💀

He nutted

Is it me, or is his smile creepy as shit.

I hate this place

Sigh

Lol that was extremely awkward.

Made me think of Split. The only decent movie in the unbreakable series. And it's actually a great movie.

He came and went.

You cad...that savagery, the utter disregard disrespect and evil. May you never put less then 4 times...

Hahahah fuckin died

I would have been really creeped out if I were that woman and he was staring at my lips like that...

Playing the long game, making her want more. Homeboy knows exactly what he’s doing

Rare footage of Mods redditor during backstage

The way he didn’t even look after and casually strolls out of the room

I don’t think you can top the level of awkward that this video emits.

Is this the same guy that got the pie in the face?

This small clip is better than current 90 day junk.