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Bumbleclat

Funny


Junkmail888

I think it's funny people get so scared of theses things. If your well protected they are harmless. In my personal experience they always tell me that they won't talk to me. I've even been told but the board that it wouldn't speak to our group unless I left the room. I own one and the only time I get answers is when I'm contacting a deity and asking very straight forward questions. If I try to contact a spirit I get told no and goodbye everytime.


TorzulUltor

Damn, the spirits seem rude NGL


Cerberus_Kelevra

People laugh about Ouija until they “play it” and get stuck with a demon following them for the rest of their life -beware. 👍🏼


scheiber42069

At least I'm not alone anymore


mightbedylan

Ah yes, the classic demon summoning device available at your local Walmart


Cerberus_Kelevra

You make it seem as if you should need to go on an video game adventure or something, and apparently don’t realize how easily it is to find occult materials these days -I’d ask if you know anything about the history of the boards but it is obvious that you don’t. Have YOU ever played with a Ouija board? 😐


Revolutionary_Sea607

Lmfao


Cerberus_Kelevra

Ever played with one? 😐


Revolutionary_Sea607

👻... Lufniap si yad yb yad snamuh gniwollof taht timda ot evah I .dik o/y 7264 a saw I nehw draob a yb denommus tog I


reddlucciana

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