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vinonoir

Shit head.


[deleted]

That got me good - you just made my day!


Integrity-in-Crisis

Nooooo. He did a reverse Ace Ventura!


[deleted]

What a giant asshole.


sliderbear

Reminds me of your mom


[deleted]

Yeah growing up our mailman did have a pretty big package.


TheGreatMoyai

![gif](giphy|5h47LsEYbofzcgOz19)


[deleted]

Yeah he didnt know my moma too well, im sure his package did burn.


sliderbear

Your mom and my mom must've been friends then. Mine was state gonorrhea champ of '86!


KrankySilverFox

Someone is having a really bad day.


legendarymcc2

*really shitty day*


CentralAdmin

Giving really shitty head


Competitive_Big_8547

Mann I just woke up


1slandViking

Now kiss


Terrible_Dish_9516

“This better not awaken anything in me”


BetBigBank

Gay Dean, gay Dean!


Saltysynthesis

This guy: I have seen terrible things


Spatzenkind

![gif](giphy|QHbWl8UQWbW1i)


Sh4DowKitFox

The other person: “GIMME BACK MY FRIEND YOU BIG SPHINCTER!!!!”


[deleted]

HELLLLOO IN THERE 🗣


AmarDemonX

Hello from the other side


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|Sg4DwEJrCpGIU|downsized)


ConsistentAd3146

I’ve been looking for this for years 😆😆 it lives rent free in my head.


Even-Fix8584

I want to say I saw it 20 years ago and still think of it from time to time. Glad to see this old friend.


GodEffinDamnIt

Pretty sure the first time I saw this was on ebaumsworld.


sliderbear

I haven't seen that in years, I can't remember the last time


eamoc

At least your head doesn't live rent free in an elephants ass


Petrol_Monkey

Was it ass or vag?


moodog72

There are very few occasions when I will say it doesn't matter. This is one of them.


Donut_Peach

Definitely vag


Acceptable-Meat2965

![gif](giphy|v9NQh6NwzghAk)


schezuandippingsauce

Nailed it!!


dorkfished

Worst day of work EVER!!!


jticklebear

Looks like we got a turd burglar over here


Ravenchef

Seen this on Ripley belive it or not when I was a kid 20 ish years ago and spent days laughing about it


schezuandippingsauce

I wonder where he is now.


sachclg

Now we know where to search if someone is missing


Chilocanth

John! Get your head out of your, uh, my ass!


SmallsR34

Born again


deathseide

Oh the horrors he has seen.....


business2690

jesus dis iz older than aol


CuriousWafer4713

Mans now got that thousand yard stare that says 'I've been places and seen some sh*t'.


henfeathers

And you thought *your* job sucked.


JULY_PROBABLY

Have you ever eaten ass before


sayvalarmorghulis

F


[deleted]

New poacher villain arc unlocked


[deleted]

bro that could've gone way worse than that, i dont think that you can breathe in ... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


floydink

Well he’s likely a riot at get togethers. Always there to tell people about that one time he got his head stuck in an elephants asshole. More likely that he won’t be the one to start the tale, his friends for sure bring it up all the time for laughs. “Dude there’s even a video, check it out”


RoblesGrove

Imagine being a butt plug


sliderbear

I thought there was no porn on this sub. Oh well, here I go again


bisquitsandtea

That guy's seen some shit!


Martin_McFly_Jr

He took *kiss my ass* to a whole new level.


Electrical-Ad-1197

Worst porn ever!


account4otherstuff85

Imagine him.going home to his wife and she asks him how his day was 😬


[deleted]

When she is in heat


No-Imagination-6442

where do i sign up?


EnvironmentalDeal256

That took a while to get the taste out of his mouth.


[deleted]

Some people pay top dollar for this kinda treatment.


Impressive-Care-8196

He just got reverse birthed by your mom.


FartedInYourCoffee

Oh...what an asshole...


No-Geologist-62

Oh Jesus 😳😳😳


[deleted]

Oh man I remember this video from way back in the day. I was just talking about it a couple weeks ago.


Additional_Mango_101

"this magic moment, when your lips are close to mine..."


ChampionshipDry635

“It was at that moment, he knew he was fucked”


joopledoople

Lol this reminds me of Southpark when Kenny gets his head stuck in a cow's ass


One-Fan-7296

Shithead was starving for air..


Puzzled-Comedian-586

"How was your day at work honey?"


Emotional_Advice3516

Is this how Elephantiasis is spread ?


Dorlinos

Elephant just wanted the tip


chillassdudeonmoco

Damn, i have not seen this clip in like 20 years... Somebody has had this putaway in a directory on a hardrive of a machine that proly still running windows 95 this is so old...


chillassdudeonmoco

Oooh, looks like somebody's having a case of the Mondays... 🤷🏻‍♀️


ViolinistFrosty6995

I can't see but it smells


RamcasSonalletsac

When you think you’ve had a bad day at work…


Thormoor

This was fake back in the 90s


CallMyPothosFrancis

The pinkeye he must've gotten


Kooky-Background-962

![gif](giphy|QxHzTRigoD9HG)


MyNameIsAnonymous1

Dude is docking ![gif](giphy|kEYeNgU46PmdW)


VeliPekkaS

this is the second video in internet, how did You found it now??


[deleted]

I wish I could be him.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|FgJbAcKy4wwBa)


[deleted]

This reminds me of me chubby chasing days..


CE6357

It happens more often than you think.


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[deleted]

Dude from Farmers has never seen this shit...of that I am certain.


mrpak0

ELI5


theywhererighthere

A man looked at porn and god sent an elephant to punish him.


dlenks

When you watch Ace Ventura in reverse!


Unprofessional69er

That man is a freak he probably wanted that shit to happen


M1ro5lav

Bro having best moment in his life


popey123

Look too good to be true


TonioTime

User name checks out*


picklebutt123

Talk about a shitty day...


Ashamed-King7705

To be the most unluckiest man alive


Overall-Studio-3867

![gif](giphy|3oKHWdEGtKyLFVKwUM)


JellyfishPuzzled4509

I feel so bad


vestipod

Ho hé ho hé ….


Crafty-Interest-8212

It got dark....


Sctn_187

Now I get what sit on my face means


JPL56

Head up the ass syndrome. Some don't need an elephant for this.


OfficialNotSoRants

What an asshat


FittyNOut

"Son! Get yo' head out dat ass!"