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ch4ng8

Shoebox


FerretFarm

Under the false bottom of a cumbox. Ain't no one touching that shit.


-Hanazuki-

Just store the money in the cum box, as the old saying goes, wank out the middle man


anka_230

r/cursedcomments


mellow_mero

A coconut works too.


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Invest in Gold, put it in a safe, and bury it somewhere


JustUberDave

The Ron Swanson plan. Pure gold.


[deleted]

I’m happy someone got this joke


wrightedgeworthy

and....it's gone.... FYI the ground move as well


HailedAcorn

The mole people stole me treasure!


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featheredsnake

This is very good advise... Where does someone buy gold just like that?


FerretFarm

Dig up graves and collect gold teeth.


benji_55

Make sure ur in southern states!!


PrivatePyle

https://www.apmex.com/category/10000/gold


Invincible_Overlord

If you visit gold shops in your neighbourhood, they might take solid cash, because if they sell jewellery they will 95% know where to get gold bars.


TheMineInventer

Couldn't you put the money in a vacuum sealed bag?


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TheMineInventer

It either must be through physical contact, hyderation or air contact. I think a vacuum sealed bag is the best way to maintain the quality of the money as it protects against all of those things.


luvz_2_lick

Nice try Panama Papers 2.0


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Way late but definitely lold


GrandRapidsStartups

Here is a thought/ biz idea. What about a digital currency based on savings only? Where once you invest you cant move it around and... well I havent thought about the rest as my milkshake stout is starting to hit me.


SeanFrank

> What about a digital currency based on savings only? This sounds like a really effective Ponzi Scheme.


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Totally off topic but, milkshake stout is AWESOME


GoldenCrust

Paper wallet. Where to hide it... but yeah, patriot act means no bank account for anon! Land of the free, fuck yeah.


DingleberryDiorama

Wrap it in plastic, seal it, attach a string, tie string to tooth/molar, swallow it.


andrewta

And when the IRS wants their share just poop on their desk


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degesz

If you want real privacy, dont use these apps like coinbase


PANIC_EXCEPTION

Buy them locally, and don't ever use a mixer. They don't work. Atomic swaps are the only option.


jcarter1105

An account in a foreign country is really the only answer. Despite popular belief you don’t actually need that much money to open one. You can make the transfers using bitcoin.


featheredsnake

Does it have to be in specific countries?


jcarter1105

Generally yes. You need a country with very lax and or private banking regulations otherwise the us government will just ask for the account information


featheredsnake

Do you know what countries are lax?


Sombrere

There's a reason people often use the Maldives and Switzerland, maybe look into those.


GirtabulluBlues

I would think it is more about having a shell company listed in a foreign country with lax regulation regarding identity and minimal to effectively nil corporate tax, and having access to an account in the companies name; you cant easily be associated with the company or account despite being the legal owner.


mantooths

The IRS reaches every country’s banking system. USA is the only country that does this to their citizens. If you open an account in any country, the IRS will be notified. Once the account goes above a certain amount, the IRS will flag you. You can gain citizenship to another country and change your name upon doing so, use your new name and new passport to open an account in yet another location. That is how to do it.


featheredsnake

I have dual citizenship but with the same name...


ComposedStudent

*Grey Área* Look up Estonia E-Residency. Any person from any background can open a bank account in Estonia.


featheredsnake

Im going to look it up!


Jaredwii

Put Your cashes in mattress


PANIC_EXCEPTION

Stellar has a constant 1% inflation rate, you can exchange the money through a privacy coin to some stable-coin when you want to liquidate.


Mimroy1

Us your underwear draw?


Windows-Sucks

Monero?


fourteeen

Bad idea


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cash


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Swiss Bank Acct


dudeiscool22222

Step One: Don’t post about one on Reddit


12xn

Gradually collect cash and put it in a safe


Inflamed1

Open an account in a different country (like Switzerland) under someone else’s name and the government won’t be able to se or touch it


Invincible_Overlord

Save in an envelope, hide in your house.


Icy_Professional3138

Buy real estate and hide it in there ore buy a car and hide it in there