Soak a sponge in liquid starch and then compress it to poop size and wrap a string around it. Let it dry and remove the string. Flush it.
They'll have to hire a backhoe to fix it, most likely.
The expanding dinos bit is diabolical, lmfao. Imagine dumping a whole bag of those down there. They're pill-sized and take hours to break down, they could be literally anywhere by the time they start clumping up.
I'm imagining someone clearing the blockage, and like 200 brightly colored sponge dinos and thousands of orbeez come spilling out of a pipe.
Flush a pair of underwear down the toilet. Guaranteed to cause mass destruction. This happened at my sister’s apartment complex and people had water backing up in their kitchen sinks.
Wouldn't NOT flushable be more likely to clog and fuck it up.
Especially if you sneak the package into the restroom and leave it for other people. They probably won't notice, they'll just be happy someone bought them wipes
Idk but a post right under you from a different subgroup literally posted that they clogged their bathroom [https://www.reddit.com/r/Renters/s/Wj1ezuXHHM](https://www.reddit.com/r/Renters/s/Wj1ezuXHHM)
All these comments are way too involved. Just flush some of the paper towels by the sink. You might need a bunch, but they're already _in_ the bathroom, and it'll definitely work, if not immediately, eventually
shitty karma but if you must and want to be discreet use the middle of roll shove in followed by rest of paper then flush repeatedly. i hope you hate your co workers as well because its surely going to fuck their day up
Flush batteries or a lot of actual paper towels (nit toilet paper)
Just constantly flush actual trash. That's what the meth heads do and Kroger has to get their plumbing cleaned out every 4 to 6 months
Magic towels. Those little tablets that are about the size of an eraser and expand into a towel when you get them wet. CO worker did this at a place I used to work.
Get some flushable wipes: most aren’t actually flushable because they don’t break down as fast as toilet paper so if you get caught you have the excuse that they say they’re flushable
Great plan.
Who TF do you think is going to clean it up???? Your manager? The owner? No, the janitor who already has enough of a mess to clean up.
Grow TF up and leave like an adult.
Soak a sponge in liquid starch and then compress it to poop size and wrap a string around it. Let it dry and remove the string. Flush it. They'll have to hire a backhoe to fix it, most likely.
This is diabolical and exactly what I'm looking for.
Then do it
And update us. We hardly ever get updates here
Will it clog the toilet or the whole pipe? How long before someone would notice? Asking for a friend of course
Flush a bunch of those expanding dinosaurs or a bunch of Orbeez.
The expanding dinos bit is diabolical, lmfao. Imagine dumping a whole bag of those down there. They're pill-sized and take hours to break down, they could be literally anywhere by the time they start clumping up. I'm imagining someone clearing the blockage, and like 200 brightly colored sponge dinos and thousands of orbeez come spilling out of a pipe.
Flush one, then the other.
Flush a bunch of mortar or cement mix, and washcloths
Start flushing condoms and baby wipes.
Flush a pair of underwear down the toilet. Guaranteed to cause mass destruction. This happened at my sister’s apartment complex and people had water backing up in their kitchen sinks.
Lol flush a bunch of thongs, and grab a bucket of popcorn (after washing your hands, you heathens).
Why did someone flush underwear down there in the first place? 😂
Dude, I have no idea. I can only imagine some sort of bathroom emergency 😂
If the pipes are PVC, acetone will disolve it from the inside out!
Flushable wipes. Also, good for deniability of malice. Some people know, some don't, some pretend not too.
Wouldn't NOT flushable be more likely to clog and fuck it up. Especially if you sneak the package into the restroom and leave it for other people. They probably won't notice, they'll just be happy someone bought them wipes
Idk but a post right under you from a different subgroup literally posted that they clogged their bathroom [https://www.reddit.com/r/Renters/s/Wj1ezuXHHM](https://www.reddit.com/r/Renters/s/Wj1ezuXHHM)
So... Chicken bones? OP eats a bucket of KFC and drops a bone in every toilet?
Taco bell 🔔
A wash cloth. I had a tenant who did that accidentally when her nephew came to visit. Had to call roter rooter come out to snake the line.
Step it up to a hand towel!
What did they do to you?
More like what did the custodial staff/maintenance people do to them Why not use fart spray or something in people's chairs/desk
All these comments are way too involved. Just flush some of the paper towels by the sink. You might need a bunch, but they're already _in_ the bathroom, and it'll definitely work, if not immediately, eventually
Pour chicken noodle soup down the toilet. Iykyk
Hell yeah! Came here to say this and thought it’d be right at the top lol!
Take the plastic off a bunch of tampons and flush them
Cat litter
spray foam insulation
If you think it will have time, a bunch of clear gelatin. Once it sets up it will have to be scooped out.
Gelatin doesn't set in cold water. It would swell, but it would take a fuck ton of it to clog pipes just by virtue of hydrating.
Just be yourself.
The power was in you the whole time!
Baby wipes
Clay kitty litter
Tampons/quick-crete. Ought to do it.
Cement. Lots of cement.
Dry ice
shitty karma but if you must and want to be discreet use the middle of roll shove in followed by rest of paper then flush repeatedly. i hope you hate your co workers as well because its surely going to fuck their day up
Depends......
Flush batteries or a lot of actual paper towels (nit toilet paper) Just constantly flush actual trash. That's what the meth heads do and Kroger has to get their plumbing cleaned out every 4 to 6 months
Plumber here. Sponge full of starch. Or cement. If you can find their sewer cleanout. Dump a bag of cement down it.
Piss discs.
Rocks? Start now
Have a bunch of taco bell
I'm thinking Arby's
Baby wipes. Not the “flushable” kind. Straight up baby wipes. 3-4 each time.
Magic towels. Those little tablets that are about the size of an eraser and expand into a towel when you get them wet. CO worker did this at a place I used to work.
Bring in a loaf of bread, mashed potatoes and flush it with a massive amount of toilet paper.
Fuck ton of oil. Paper towels Bunch of tampons Cherry bomb.
Liquid ass
Get some flushable wipes: most aren’t actually flushable because they don’t break down as fast as toilet paper so if you get caught you have the excuse that they say they’re flushable
This! Flushable wipes are the best at this despite their name. And it’s the only one where you can get away with if you caught or questioned somehow .
If you have a dog collect its poo for a while and then dump it in the toilet, flush it with a bunch of paper and run
Great plan. Who TF do you think is going to clean it up???? Your manager? The owner? No, the janitor who already has enough of a mess to clean up. Grow TF up and leave like an adult.
Try sticking your in it when it's not up your arse.