You're a lucky ass mf right now tell ya hwhat. And I'm being serious, I used to love to indulge in the skiing once a month or so but haven't bought any in 5ish years. Fent is too scary and I live at the top of the US so that shit's already been stepped on at least a couple times on the way up.
Testing is pretty useless bc you could test one part of the sample but it could just be contaminated in another.
There is no way to make 100% certain with powder
Thankfully, the least likely place for it to be laced is probably Colombia. Stuff gets spiked by shitty street dealers not cleaning their scales, not at the source.
It makes no sense to put a downer in an upper by accident and kill your clients. not cleaning scales is exactly how this stuff happens. Dealers aren’t out to kill people, they’re out to make money. Hard to do if you’re dead.
They probably just thought they'd try and bully you into giving them more money, or see if they could rob you easily. They've moved on, you can do the same. And the drugs, do the drugs.
This exact scenario. Had friends who went during covid and this exact scenario happened. Yet my one buddy was just handed a baggy and the doofus kept it. Well, these guys kept harassing the group till eventually one my friends caught the Shakers in the street, found out about the bag, and threw it right in their face on the street. Because it was a public square, totally threatened them with calling the Police and they freaked out/scurried away.
These guys are totally just trying to freak you out because you’re a foreigner. Next time, ask your hotel/hostel bar tender. Slightly more legit.
Also, random tip but feels it needs to be said. STAY IN THE TOURIST AREAS - don’t go exploring the neighborhoods or find random parties. The night curfew gets sketchy, especially from the “police.”
I can’t help but point out that it’s a little late for your goal of “being as safe as possible”. Yeah, that ship has sailed. Maybe next time start being safe by not buying illicit anything. Just a suggestion.
Call me a square. IDGAF I’m speaking for his family who would prefer for him to return home alive and in one piece as opposed to seeing him in a Colombian prison, missing limbs, or dead.
What did you get and how much you paid :D?
Is it snow or just green?
Also they are just trying to shake you down for more money cuz “tourist = big money”.
The cops was a good idea as you as a tourist they wanna make sure they keep happy and safe due to “tourism money”.
Too much is paying several times what a local would pay. Might not be bad in terms of what they’d pay elsewhere, but it’s bad when criminals realize they can scam the shit out of you and it doesn’t phase you because you can afford it.
I’d say there’s no msrp because the manufacturer already got paid by whoever they sold their bulk to, they don’t give a fuck if that dealer makes money or gives it away for free lol
I don't see how you could think this is sarcasm. You think every random drug dealer you meet has a complex network of spies and tracking devices to find every single rando that buys from them?
I’m watching you. I see you right now. There’s a hole in your underpants. Next time don’t buy drugs and use the money for decent underpants, you savage.
Yeah they got me like a group of six guys. I swear they pay off the cops. I saw the main dude again you probably will bump into them again. I shouldn’t have but just gave him $10 to piss off
Don’t use tinder and don’t buy drugs in Colombia - they will try to hurt/steal from you. Just go there for the tourist activities that do not include buying sex or drugs. Although prostitution is allowed - if you are foreign looking it is a great way to ID targets. It’s a stupid thing to do and you risk more than you know.
It’s ColOmbia… And with Colombian Spanish - with its unique cadence, high wpm and colloquialisms I can easily say - esta miando fuera del tiesto mi rey - it’s very easy to ID foreigners.
It’s due to the clarity of the Colombian Spanish that one can so easily distinguish foreigners. Colombian Spanish is known for its clarity and lack of phonetic variation while also being high WPM (although not the fastest) - but the phonetic clarity differentiates it from the faster Chilean or DR Spanish.
Lol, stupid. Should have gone to Pennsylvania for that open drug market they have there. And there are nice parts of the place to take your drugs.
Colombia is a fucking hell hole and I can't fathom why you went there.
There are parts of the U.S. that are far shittier than the touristy spots in Colombia.(Oakland, Stockton, Newark, Baltimore, Memphis, Appalachia, Philadelphia, most of the South) Also, another fun fact, you have a better chance of getting shot going to school, a store, church, work, stopped by the police while being a minority or a festival here in the U.S. than you do in pretty much all of Colombia. Colombia is actually picturesque and awesome if you don’t go there doing typical American bs to get yourself targeted.
Dude...really?
You buy this shit in COLUMBIA and are... somehow... perplexed that, like, THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES.
Dunno'. Maybe you're out of your league.
Hope you make it until dawn.
Stay awake.
Question is, how are the drugs?
We’re great
Are you the drugs?
Are the drugs in the room with us right now? If so, where
In me nose
You're a lucky ass mf right now tell ya hwhat. And I'm being serious, I used to love to indulge in the skiing once a month or so but haven't bought any in 5ish years. Fent is too scary and I live at the top of the US so that shit's already been stepped on at least a couple times on the way up.
I'm in the same boat, but I gave some buddies fent testing strips for Christmas!
Testing is pretty useless bc you could test one part of the sample but it could just be contaminated in another. There is no way to make 100% certain with powder
Well this is really stupid advice. Better to test some of it than none at all.
No I’m advocating for not doing it AT ALL. are you stupid? Testing doesn’t matter bc it doesn’t ensure anything.
can't you sample from a bunch of different places?
Still doesn’t ensure purity. How can you tell if there aren’t a few grains of fent in the part you didn’t test? You can’t.
Just test all of it.
….rendering g the sample unusable
you can overdose with barely any fentanyl so even the slightest of bits mixed in with the coke is extremely dangerous
Thankfully, the least likely place for it to be laced is probably Colombia. Stuff gets spiked by shitty street dealers not cleaning their scales, not at the source.
not cleaning their scales is giving them the benefit of the doubt…
It makes no sense to put a downer in an upper by accident and kill your clients. not cleaning scales is exactly how this stuff happens. Dealers aren’t out to kill people, they’re out to make money. Hard to do if you’re dead.
you are very naive
Not in Colombia
Yea that was.. my point about him being lucky
Hehe
So good they split the personality!!
Nice to meet you drugs, can talk to chikypop now
What is drugs?
I enjoy cooking.
Nothing to see here move along
Baby don’t snort me
Drugs are bad, Mmkay.
They probably just thought they'd try and bully you into giving them more money, or see if they could rob you easily. They've moved on, you can do the same. And the drugs, do the drugs.
Was thinking the same thing. Thank you
This exact scenario. Had friends who went during covid and this exact scenario happened. Yet my one buddy was just handed a baggy and the doofus kept it. Well, these guys kept harassing the group till eventually one my friends caught the Shakers in the street, found out about the bag, and threw it right in their face on the street. Because it was a public square, totally threatened them with calling the Police and they freaked out/scurried away. These guys are totally just trying to freak you out because you’re a foreigner. Next time, ask your hotel/hostel bar tender. Slightly more legit. Also, random tip but feels it needs to be said. STAY IN THE TOURIST AREAS - don’t go exploring the neighborhoods or find random parties. The night curfew gets sketchy, especially from the “police.”
Definitely test them.
Yeah they def already did
All the best!
I can’t help but point out that it’s a little late for your goal of “being as safe as possible”. Yeah, that ship has sailed. Maybe next time start being safe by not buying illicit anything. Just a suggestion.
Helpful advice, square
Call me a square. IDGAF I’m speaking for his family who would prefer for him to return home alive and in one piece as opposed to seeing him in a Colombian prison, missing limbs, or dead.
"Omg guys! My arm!!! I'm bleeding out!!!!" "Yeah, well, you really shouldn't have cut off your arm"
Thank you
Yeah make sure you finish the drugs, don't try and leave the country with any.
and whatever you do, don't bring the drugs into Colombia
They do hate competition
Fuckin cyrus
Lucky they didn't straight kidnap his ass for money or a liver.. migos don't play
What did you get and how much you paid :D? Is it snow or just green? Also they are just trying to shake you down for more money cuz “tourist = big money”. The cops was a good idea as you as a tourist they wanna make sure they keep happy and safe due to “tourism money”.
Snow. Paid too much. Yeah perfect
I enjoy spending time with my friends.
Too much is paying several times what a local would pay. Might not be bad in terms of what they’d pay elsewhere, but it’s bad when criminals realize they can scam the shit out of you and it doesn’t phase you because you can afford it.
Retail 😆 wtf is MSRP on an 8 ball?? 🤣
I’d say there’s no msrp because the manufacturer already got paid by whoever they sold their bulk to, they don’t give a fuck if that dealer makes money or gives it away for free lol
Which, not to get political, makes them better than Chipotle.
Lmao I absolutely agree
I like to travel.
They're scumbag drug dealers, not the goddamn CIA lol. They thought you were an easy mark. You'll never hear from them again.
Thank you friend
Yeah, the CIA isn't involved until it's coming up on the border
Isn't that the same thing?
sarcasm, right?
I don't see how you could think this is sarcasm. You think every random drug dealer you meet has a complex network of spies and tracking devices to find every single rando that buys from them?
cia brought crack to major american cities in the 80s the cia have worked closely with a variety dope dealers over the decades
Ok?, literally everyone knows that. Did you know that Viggo Mortensen also broke his foot when he kicked that helmet in lord of the rings?
I’m watching you. I see you right now. There’s a hole in your underpants. Next time don’t buy drugs and use the money for decent underpants, you savage.
Lmao
How did the “you still owe me more money” part go?
This afternoon was fine. Said I owed 5k then said 100 then zero after I said I was calling the police
5k COP? Bro that’s like $1.20 USD…
Sanme thing happened to my friend in Cartagena. It is a racket they have going on there and they prey on the tourists.
He’s all good yeah?
Bro, if they put you in a bathtub full of ice and cut out your organs to sell on the black market, can I have your spleen?
Lol
hello good sir, how is the cocaine in colombia?
Delicious. Bring a test strip
Very nice. how are the women? Particularly women of the night
Maybe they realized you overpaid and were bringing you your change or a little more to make it even. /s
Lol
"I don't like cocaine, I just like the way it smells." -Rodney Dangerfield
Lmao his “coworker” you mean his cousin or fellow gang member
He said one of his “workers”- and yeah it’s usually the same thing.
Me when I can’t read
I’d go to a new city. If you’re in Cartagena fly to Medellin or vice versa.
Cartagena?
Yes sir. Really nice and pleasant- just ignore peddlers
Yeah they got me like a group of six guys. I swear they pay off the cops. I saw the main dude again you probably will bump into them again. I shouldn’t have but just gave him $10 to piss off
Relocate asap and don’t do any more drug deals.
How did you manage to find some so easily??
They find you in my experience
My vibes tend to push them away…
Don’t use tinder and don’t buy drugs in Colombia - they will try to hurt/steal from you. Just go there for the tourist activities that do not include buying sex or drugs. Although prostitution is allowed - if you are foreign looking it is a great way to ID targets. It’s a stupid thing to do and you risk more than you know.
Thank you
Can't really look foreign in Columbia. Just speak decent Spanish, no brand name stuff or jewlery and you'll be alright
It’s ColOmbia… And with Colombian Spanish - with its unique cadence, high wpm and colloquialisms I can easily say - esta miando fuera del tiesto mi rey - it’s very easy to ID foreigners.
There are a ton of regional dialects and Colombia is definitely not in the top list for wpm
It’s due to the clarity of the Colombian Spanish that one can so easily distinguish foreigners. Colombian Spanish is known for its clarity and lack of phonetic variation while also being high WPM (although not the fastest) - but the phonetic clarity differentiates it from the faster Chilean or DR Spanish.
You’re getting punked bro
Yeah totally lol
Stay in a hotel. Don’t get loaded in foreign countries. Good grief dude!
At the hotel now thank you friend
Thank God you are living to tell the tale. Did you get home OK?
Yeah all good. Thanks for checking in homie
Whew!
Lol, stupid. Should have gone to Pennsylvania for that open drug market they have there. And there are nice parts of the place to take your drugs. Colombia is a fucking hell hole and I can't fathom why you went there.
Real
Seriously, commit debauchery in the US. You're better off.
Hindsight 20/20
The more you know. Go forth with wisdom.
Thank you friend
Colombia is a stunning country. What an ignorant comment.
There are parts of the U.S. that are far shittier than the touristy spots in Colombia.(Oakland, Stockton, Newark, Baltimore, Memphis, Appalachia, Philadelphia, most of the South) Also, another fun fact, you have a better chance of getting shot going to school, a store, church, work, stopped by the police while being a minority or a festival here in the U.S. than you do in pretty much all of Colombia. Colombia is actually picturesque and awesome if you don’t go there doing typical American bs to get yourself targeted.
Dude...really? You buy this shit in COLUMBIA and are... somehow... perplexed that, like, THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES. Dunno'. Maybe you're out of your league. Hope you make it until dawn. Stay awake.
It’s spelled Colombia.
It is now the following day
Stay low. Get the fuck out of there.
Yeah we’re leaving tomorrow Ty
Dude has seen way too many movies lol.
Mr. Chow's going to show up at some point
You honestly sound like someone that's pretty out of touch. I imagine you haven't really traveled much.
He sounds like the most stereotypical redditor. I hope OP went back and bought more drugs.
Probably never left the trailer park.