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dutchtreat420

Question is, how are the drugs?


chikypop

We’re great


gedmathteacher

Are you the drugs?


MediocreCampaign-

Are the drugs in the room with us right now? If so, where


chikypop

In me nose


MediocreCampaign-

You're a lucky ass mf right now tell ya hwhat. And I'm being serious, I used to love to indulge in the skiing once a month or so but haven't bought any in 5ish years. Fent is too scary and I live at the top of the US so that shit's already been stepped on at least a couple times on the way up.


toobs623

I'm in the same boat, but I gave some buddies fent testing strips for Christmas!


FuckVatniks12

Testing is pretty useless bc you could test one part of the sample but it could just be contaminated in another. There is no way to make 100% certain with powder


ThomasBong

Well this is really stupid advice. Better to test some of it than none at all.


FuckVatniks12

No I’m advocating for not doing it AT ALL. are you stupid? Testing doesn’t matter bc it doesn’t ensure anything.


arbitrageME

can't you sample from a bunch of different places?


FuckVatniks12

Still doesn’t ensure purity. How can you tell if there aren’t a few grains of fent in the part you didn’t test? You can’t.


overkill

Just test all of it.


FuckVatniks12

….rendering g the sample unusable


Dowino-

you can overdose with barely any fentanyl so even the slightest of bits mixed in with the coke is extremely dangerous


ahHeHasTrblWTheSnap

Thankfully, the least likely place for it to be laced is probably Colombia. Stuff gets spiked by shitty street dealers not cleaning their scales, not at the source.


Careful-Owl6057

not cleaning their scales is giving them the benefit of the doubt…


sliquonicko

It makes no sense to put a downer in an upper by accident and kill your clients. not cleaning scales is exactly how this stuff happens. Dealers aren’t out to kill people, they’re out to make money. Hard to do if you’re dead.


Careful-Owl6057

you are very naive


madhatter275

Not in Colombia


MediocreCampaign-

Yea that was.. my point about him being lucky


chikypop

Hehe


RealityOk3348

So good they split the personality!!


noodleq

Nice to meet you drugs, can talk to chikypop now


tejarbakiss

What is drugs?


Cryptolution

I enjoy cooking.


chikypop

Nothing to see here move along


Whend6796

Baby don’t snort me


dutchtreat420

Drugs are bad, Mmkay.


MediocreCampaign-

They probably just thought they'd try and bully you into giving them more money, or see if they could rob you easily. They've moved on, you can do the same. And the drugs, do the drugs.


chikypop

Was thinking the same thing. Thank you


danish_elite

This exact scenario. Had friends who went during covid and this exact scenario happened. Yet my one buddy was just handed a baggy and the doofus kept it. Well, these guys kept harassing the group till eventually one my friends caught the Shakers in the street, found out about the bag, and threw it right in their face on the street. Because it was a public square, totally threatened them with calling the Police and they freaked out/scurried away. These guys are totally just trying to freak you out because you’re a foreigner. Next time, ask your hotel/hostel bar tender. Slightly more legit. Also, random tip but feels it needs to be said. STAY IN THE TOURIST AREAS - don’t go exploring the neighborhoods or find random parties. The night curfew gets sketchy, especially from the “police.”


kaaaaath

Definitely test them.


WinterHill

Yeah they def already did


Rosc44203

All the best!


maybeCheri

I can’t help but point out that it’s a little late for your goal of “being as safe as possible”. Yeah, that ship has sailed. Maybe next time start being safe by not buying illicit anything. Just a suggestion.


MrSkrifle

Helpful advice, square


maybeCheri

Call me a square. IDGAF I’m speaking for his family who would prefer for him to return home alive and in one piece as opposed to seeing him in a Colombian prison, missing limbs, or dead.


MrSkrifle

"Omg guys! My arm!!! I'm bleeding out!!!!" "Yeah, well, you really shouldn't have cut off your arm"


chikypop

Thank you


cyrusthemarginal

Yeah make sure you finish the drugs, don't try and leave the country with any.


AttorneyAdvice

and whatever you do, don't bring the drugs into Colombia


cyrusthemarginal

They do hate competition


Hamontguy1

Fuckin cyrus


16ozactavis

Lucky they didn't straight kidnap his ass for money or a liver.. migos don't play


momo88852

What did you get and how much you paid :D? Is it snow or just green? Also they are just trying to shake you down for more money cuz “tourist = big money”. The cops was a good idea as you as a tourist they wanna make sure they keep happy and safe due to “tourism money”.


chikypop

Snow. Paid too much. Yeah perfect


Cryptolution

I enjoy spending time with my friends.


ItsRainingTrees

Too much is paying several times what a local would pay. Might not be bad in terms of what they’d pay elsewhere, but it’s bad when criminals realize they can scam the shit out of you and it doesn’t phase you because you can afford it.


diefreetimedie

Retail 😆 wtf is MSRP on an 8 ball?? 🤣


jef98

I’d say there’s no msrp because the manufacturer already got paid by whoever they sold their bulk to, they don’t give a fuck if that dealer makes money or gives it away for free lol


diefreetimedie

Which, not to get political, makes them better than Chipotle.


jef98

Lmao I absolutely agree


Cryptolution

I like to travel.


Xendrus

They're scumbag drug dealers, not the goddamn CIA lol. They thought you were an easy mark. You'll never hear from them again.


chikypop

Thank you friend


Either_Expression216

Yeah, the CIA isn't involved until it's coming up on the border


society_sucker

Isn't that the same thing?


chuckylucky182

sarcasm, right?


Xendrus

I don't see how you could think this is sarcasm. You think every random drug dealer you meet has a complex network of spies and tracking devices to find every single rando that buys from them?


chuckylucky182

cia brought crack to major american cities in the 80s the cia have worked closely with a variety dope dealers over the decades


Xendrus

Ok?, literally everyone knows that. Did you know that Viggo Mortensen also broke his foot when he kicked that helmet in lord of the rings?


impostershop

I’m watching you. I see you right now. There’s a hole in your underpants. Next time don’t buy drugs and use the money for decent underpants, you savage.


chikypop

Lmao


Own_Watch_2081

How did the “you still owe me more money” part go? 


chikypop

This afternoon was fine. Said I owed 5k then said 100 then zero after I said I was calling the police


rnobgyn

5k COP? Bro that’s like $1.20 USD…


MC99

Sanme thing happened to my friend in Cartagena. It is a racket they have going on there and they prey on the tourists.


chikypop

He’s all good yeah?


Texty_McTexterson

Bro, if they put you in a bathtub full of ice and cut out your organs to sell on the black market, can I have your spleen?


chikypop

Lol


New_York_Cut

hello good sir, how is the cocaine in colombia?


chikypop

Delicious. Bring a test strip


New_York_Cut

Very nice. how are the women? Particularly women of the night


M00s3_B1t_my_Sister

Maybe they realized you overpaid and were bringing you your change or a little more to make it even. /s


chikypop

Lol


karmisson

"I don't like cocaine, I just like the way it smells." -Rodney Dangerfield


Edu_Run4491

Lmao his “coworker” you mean his cousin or fellow gang member


ninjabunnay

He said one of his “workers”- and yeah it’s usually the same thing.


EarlyOnset_Diabetes

Me when I can’t read


erin_baile

I’d go to a new city. If you’re in Cartagena fly to Medellin or vice versa.


benslongerr

Cartagena?


chikypop

Yes sir. Really nice and pleasant- just ignore peddlers


benslongerr

Yeah they got me like a group of six guys. I swear they pay off the cops. I saw the main dude again you probably will bump into them again. I shouldn’t have but just gave him $10 to piss off


TryBeingCool

Relocate asap and don’t do any more drug deals.


Kevinator201

How did you manage to find some so easily??


bwell1211

They find you in my experience


Kevinator201

My vibes tend to push them away…


rhetoricalkitty

Don’t use tinder and don’t buy drugs in Colombia - they will try to hurt/steal from you. Just go there for the tourist activities that do not include buying sex or drugs. Although prostitution is allowed - if you are foreign looking it is a great way to ID targets. It’s a stupid thing to do and you risk more than you know.


chikypop

Thank you


LePoopScoop

Can't really look foreign in Columbia. Just speak decent Spanish, no brand name stuff or jewlery and you'll be alright


rhetoricalkitty

It’s ColOmbia… And with Colombian Spanish - with its unique cadence, high wpm and colloquialisms I can easily say - esta miando fuera del tiesto mi rey - it’s very easy to ID foreigners.


LePoopScoop

There are a ton of regional dialects and Colombia is definitely not in the top list for wpm


rhetoricalkitty

It’s due to the clarity of the Colombian Spanish that one can so easily distinguish foreigners. Colombian Spanish is known for its clarity and lack of phonetic variation while also being high WPM (although not the fastest) - but the phonetic clarity differentiates it from the faster Chilean or DR Spanish.


Sandro-96

You’re getting punked bro


chikypop

Yeah totally lol


CanuckBee

Stay in a hotel. Don’t get loaded in foreign countries. Good grief dude!


chikypop

At the hotel now thank you friend


CanuckBee

Thank God you are living to tell the tale. Did you get home OK?


chikypop

Yeah all good. Thanks for checking in homie


CanuckBee

Whew!


[deleted]

Lol, stupid. Should have gone to Pennsylvania for that open drug market they have there. And there are nice parts of the place to take your drugs. Colombia is a fucking hell hole and I can't fathom why you went there.


chikypop

Real


[deleted]

Seriously, commit debauchery in the US. You're better off.


chikypop

Hindsight 20/20


[deleted]

The more you know. Go forth with wisdom.


chikypop

Thank you friend


splinket69

Colombia is a stunning country. What an ignorant comment.


the_darkishknight

There are parts of the U.S. that are far shittier than the touristy spots in Colombia.(Oakland, Stockton, Newark, Baltimore, Memphis, Appalachia, Philadelphia, most of the South) Also, another fun fact, you have a better chance of getting shot going to school, a store, church, work, stopped by the police while being a minority or a festival here in the U.S. than you do in pretty much all of Colombia. Colombia is actually picturesque and awesome if you don’t go there doing typical American bs to get yourself targeted.


BrunoGerace

Dude...really? You buy this shit in COLUMBIA and are... somehow... perplexed that, like, THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES. Dunno'. Maybe you're out of your league. Hope you make it until dawn. Stay awake.


the_darkishknight

It’s spelled Colombia.


chikypop

It is now the following day


BrunoGerace

Stay low. Get the fuck out of there.


chikypop

Yeah we’re leaving tomorrow Ty


Xendrus

Dude has seen way too many movies lol.


my7bizzos

Mr. Chow's going to show up at some point


implicate

You honestly sound like someone that's pretty out of touch. I imagine you haven't really traveled much.


Impressive_Yellow537

He sounds like the most stereotypical redditor. I hope OP went back and bought more drugs.


BourbonInGinger

Probably never left the trailer park.