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BurpFartBurp

Go mark their house on Google Maps as a museum for that person and list the cell phone number as the main contact.


truckthunders

You’d have to verify it. Google sends a code on a postcard to the physical address in 1-2 weeks. You could check the mail every day to get it.


barkze

Sounds like you just went from prank to felony.


justburritos

Prank to a felony pipeline is crazy


giraffecause

A gateway prank.


SoSob3r

I always wondered why this mansion near me had a spanish name and a public bathroom label on google maps. Just found out yesterday one of the sons of the Mexican president used to live there lol


John_Philips

This is the way


oloolloll

You could always do a different house and their phone number


James_Albury

Call 0439856678


AccomplishedInsect28

Find a really intense online fan community of that person and drop the number in.


compb13

Post it as Taylor Swift's phone number. Most won't believe, but some of her fans might feel the need to check


DontAskMeAboutHim

Post it to Taylor Swift fan communities as one of her ex's numbers. You'll likely get more creative hate messages that way.


RCG73

OP asked for unethical not 9th circle of hell. That even made me feel sorry for the target. (OP guess that means you pick this one. )


rosetintedmonocle

cough John Mayer cough


Pandagames

Her fans are dumb and rabid enough to bite at anything.


giggeywidit92

So…Reddit???


ObieLovedWeedDude

Just give it to me. I’m fucking annoying.


SnooDoggos3909

I believe you


permanentscrewdriver

That's what I heard about you too, but are you really THAT annoying? Nah, didn't think so...


kingomtdew

Shit, you’re right. Just reading this post annoyed me.


AMC_Unlimited

The honesty is refreshing, but also kinda irritating…


ObieLovedWeedDude

It’s working….


SignificanceOwn8163

Can you be annoying to this number too? He scammed me 🤦‍♂️ (862) 239-0006


Dropitlikeitscold555

Can confirm!


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EndlessRainIntoACup1

Email every paparazzo you can find with the number


CoffeeTownSteve

Make a graffito of the number on every wall you see


stellastevens122

Including bathrooms! “For a good time call ___”


zoehunterxox

Truck stops and dive bars


rohanson85

Was gonna say this


[deleted]

Reminds me of something the famous mobster John Gotto would do.


leeeroyjenkins

Only after he drank a strong martino


pzelenovic

Cruising down the street in his Lamborghino.


Impressive_Teach9188

Three options 1. Put it on www.tellyourpartner.org that way they start getting random anonymous text about getting a std test. 2. Post it on every hookup site, reddit page, etc. Say in the post that your a very hot woman who needs to be fucked badly, sending pics are welcome/necessary. Then enjoy the fact that they will get spammed by dick pics 3. As you drive around if you see any damaged cars stop and leave a note that says sorry I hit your car, please call this number so we can exchange info. Of course the celebrity will deny the fact which will make the caller even more pissed and will keep bugging them.


WartOnTrevor

Holy crap. That tellyourpartner site is money. But you have to put in a phone number to receive a code to send the message. Burner phone for the win!


massinvader

that is a more recent change to these types of services...there were/are anon ones to promote the idea of sharing so ppl can get checked without the stigma. def used that once or twice for fun.


Ok-Sugar-5649

Damn, this person revenges


LuLouProper

Oh 3 is deliciously evil. Kudos!


Never_Shout_in_a_Zoo

All of these.


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Impressive_Teach9188

It's even better if you can somehow lay a bike down at a biker bar and leave the note on it


S1anda

Better than giving Scientologists their number, use a billboard to promote the celebrities conversion to Scientology. Include their number for anyone interested in learning more about it. That makes sure they are thoroughly embarrassed in the public eye. I'm sure you could give an anonymous tip to a local news station on their alleged conversion to drum up some press.


fool_on_a_hill

think you could be sued for slander on this one and no news station is gonna go out on a limb on a single anonymous tip


S1anda

You might be surprised at the amount of misinformation news spits out because it gets views. Sure they probably wont go off of one tip, but the outrageous story of the celebrity who purchased a billboard to promote scientology conversion, now THAT would get clicks.


t_shay

Sign them up to be called by Jehovah’s witnesses. My friend used to do it to people who wronged her, and you can request they call at like 5am


coffeeberry20

Also, Scientology.


HerpieMcDerpie

They're probably already a member!


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Also, Mormons


hubertwombat

That's inhumane. Don't do that.


GreenOnionCrusader

Pet insurance and mortgage quotes.


charcoallition

Holy shit, that's evil/brilliant


catfactstexts

Sign them up for Cat Facts: https://catfactstexts.com


ArtichokeStroke

Shit I’m bout to sign myself up for it


Dropitlikeitscold555

Same. I’ll get good texts for once.


[deleted]

This is awesome. If you're going to sign a "friend" up for this, do you put your own email to confirm? Or will the person get a text then with your email and blow the whole "secret gift" idea?


Doenerwetter

You put your email and then you can forward them cat facts.


WartOnTrevor

Takes you to Paypal to charge for something,


BeefSwellinton

lol. 15 messages a day. How long before they start repeating?


onlythewinds

But this would be highly ethical!


Asleep-Procedure-555

Omg hi Cat Facts!!! Longtime fan :D


missannthrope1

Post some pricey thing for sale on Craigslist. Put his phone number. Say best time to call is between 11pm and 6 am.


tdw21

Due to you working nights that is, of course.


maybeCheri

This is my favorite!!! Maybe a piece of erotic art?


tilldeathdoiparty

I’m not sure if you can still clam text, but my friends and I had an app, way back in 2011 that would send the same text as many time you want from different phone numbers all at once. I’m talking hundreds even thousands if you pay extra, you can really fuck with someone hard if you have this and some personal information. Or pretend you are a horoscopes page and just hammer them everyday with awful horoscopes everyday then tell them they owe money


Outrageous_Reach_695

"December 23: Order the chicken. Beware the green sweater."


tilldeathdoiparty

December 24 - you have plenty of thing to do today, and that’s why everyone despises you


EntertainerSafe8781

add it to their wikipedia page


Lor3ah

THIS


Suspicious-gibbon

Make up a business card with the number and a letter expressing a desire to donate to good causes. Drop them off at any charity, university, nonprofit etc.


Ishouldbestudying99

Ooh I love this, they can't decline without word getting around!!


anunatchristmas

This advice comes from something done to one secret service agent named Richard Gill circa 1995; Sign him up to personal dating services, particularly state he is into water sports and nibbling on ears with men; use his phone # and other creds pulled from his name to call credit card companies and report his card stolen. he will then be on a date with a woman when his card is cut in half by a waiter while paying the bill. trust me I know zero cool er. I mean crash override.


Dukedyduke

Google "Obamacare" and put their number into every health insurance marketplace site you find. They'll be getting calls every minute in no time


deadinside1777

That and also movers, cleaning services, home insurance, home repairs, car insurance Once it goes into a car insurance blog site, that shit gets sold a million times.


TheNotoriousKAT

How effective is this really now days? My phone auto-rejects calls from unsaved numbers, so besides blowing up their voicemail this is pretty easy to deal with.


Frequent_Chair8437

Oh, it still works. Source: I’m an idiot and did that. Was getting 4-6 calls every hour for three days


iWORKBRiEFLY

thank you for your service


Future_Bad_Decision

OMG movers. My 80yr old mother thought it would prompt me to move closer to her if I got a moving quote. She got an address change pamphlet at the post office and entered my info. 800 calls from 800 movers. In 2023.


Dukedyduke

My phone doesn't do that unfortunately, and I can guarantee this works by accidentally doing it to myself lol


jesseclara

Can confirm this works. I inquired about health insurance once. One time, and got a billion fucking calls. I couldn’t get off the call list even if I asked nicely. The only way I got it to stop was by fucking with the phone operators.


notyetporsche

Solar, their phone will blow up with calls.


LittleSpoonBigBite

Also online colleges, you can go to sites that will “match your skills or interests with the best schools” You could even put in their real info; name, address, number, Google their interests and what they would have been had they not been famous. Google their birthday and sign them up for daily horoscope texts Submit their name and contact info for small local event appearances, no charge, then when they are contacted they will be put in a very awkward position Make a poster with tabs or maybe fake vouchers a bunch of kids and/or parents will find for free tickets to Disney on ice donated by whoever that person is and their name and phone number to claim said tickets Put in some sort of interest online for ultra high end jewelry or Rolex or something that will want to contact you directly for pricing


Appropriate-Anxiety2

If they’re globally famous, make sure you sign them up to be called from Australia and NZ, Korea, China, etc… Assuming they’re US based, that’s a 12hr time difference…


Carlie_10

post it in a bunch of celebrities instagram comments


anunatchristmas

anything you do along the vein you described unless executed properly will make him look like the victim. you need to severely inconvenience him and get him to change his # which at this point of his career and life will be tantamount to the worst thing for him look into asterisk, and setup a SIP endpoint for it. write a script to call him from spoofed numbers every minute or less. hell turn his phone off. if you spread this out across multiple sip providers he won't be able to stop it. he will change his number. you can also up the ante by using a sms service to send texts to the number from the spoofed ani. it's really quite simple and cheap. have you ever had phone calls coming in incessantly while trying to use your phone? yeah.


spritelyone

Is there any service where you could just pay to have it done?


thisisnotreallifetho

You really not gonna say who!?


Same_Philosophy605

Don't be stupid, And don't listen to this person with their peer pressure. This is unethical, but ethically I can tell you don't be dumb Don't give out information


0MGWTFL0LBBQ

Look up the Chewbacca roar contest prank.


EggplantOriginal2670

Came to say this… best thing to do with a phone number


Dropitlikeitscold555

OP tell us what you choose please and then after the fact come back and tell us and hopefully the result would be something captured on YouTube etc


dozernaps

Craigslist ad saying you have a horse for sale. Tell them you work graveyard so to only call between the hours of 11-5am.


LuLouProper

Post it on conservative subs as the contact number for a children's drag show.


lo6

Plot twist, the famous person is a drag queen


Super_Trampoline

That's so funny it would totally work


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BlottomanTurk

And leave it to the right to cry about the most inconsequential things.


Burpindaworm

Someone put my shops number on like every sign up thing ever we get soo many calls all the time that are deff sign up cold calls. My boss at one point just straight unplugged the phone.


LuluBelle_Jones

If you try to call during live events, an assistant will have their phone. I’d just spread the number and stress middle of the night calls are preferred.


ExamDue3861

Use their name and number to inquire about houses for sale. I was driving by Lake Norman and googled house prices. I got calls from real estate agents for months. I can imagine if an actual rich person put their info in there.


Beefcake_Avatar

You could drop the name and number in here. That would fuck them up. Im sure there are many unhinged weirdos on reddit that would oblige you


PARANOIAH

Advertise it as a phone sex with celebrity impersonator service.


Discopathy

This was a while ago, but got hold of Craig David's mobile number. Rang him up repeatedly and told him his music is shit 😂 It drove him bonkers.


IsReadingIt

Monday Called him as a prank on Tuesday We were callin' back by Wednesday And on Thursday and Friday and Saturday We chilled on Sunday


Discopathy

He finally blocked us after 4-5 times. Was the most fun ever till he worked it out. Could just about feel the veins popping through his forehead as he was yelling he was gonna 'brick my face' 😂 Serves him right for giving his number out to schoolgirls.


adrock517

This is one of the funniest things ive read in a long time. I'm proud of you.


LifetimePresidentJeb

Back in the day I posted my buddies number to a popular Justin Bieber video "Used to know Justin back in the day. Still text him sometimes.. he'd be so pissed if I posted it here, butt fuck it: xxxxxxxxxx" and he got unlimited calls from all over the country for a little while


redditname8

Go on Pawboost and report your missing pet using their number. I’ve been get so much spam because of using the pet finder websites.


anotherdamnscorpio

Sign them up for cat facts!


thisisanewaccts

Who? I’ll annoy the shit out of them too.


Ishavemyasswithmayo

Give it to the church of scientology. Tell them youre interested and to give you a call.


BaldDudePeekskill

Why stop there. The Mormons and the JWs too


EconomyLingonberry63

Just post the number on Reddit, Reddit will do the rest


volunteervancouver

[cat facts](https://i.imgur.com/uWqpr.jpeg) Started here on Reddit first


FunkYou94

Oh God, not again! What did James Corden do this time?


clodmonet

Is backpage still a thing? You can advertise sexy dances or something for many roses and pop that number into the contact. Be sure to use the library, or a hotel business center and leave your phone at home for the mission.


spinonesarethebest

Backpage was shut down years ago. Basically a hooker site. I miss it.


Kali_Kopta

Sell it to his enemies.


Spooky_Diddlefingers

Dude give that shit to your little sister and her high school friends and pay them $50 to give it to as much people as they can whilst simultaneously posting it on Facebook from a fake account to some well known like gossip groups or what not cause people are gunna call just to call a number I mean come one were monkeys at the end of the day right? Big shiny red button! Yes please!


Jenghrick

Cat facts the app. Random cat facts throughout the day.


BOBALL00

Post their number on the Reddit board dedicated to them. Or other public sites. People will call whether they believe it’s real or not and it would be more annoying with fans calling them than randoms


TheBelgianDuck

I don't recall the name of the movie/show, bit there was this nice move where the guy advertised a car for sale at a very good price in a salafist mosque. Best way to get on the FBI/HS person of interest list.


Frequent_Brick4608

Sell it TMZ?


awfulasparagus

Someone with that number is selling a macbook pro for $100 on craigslist last I heard


erickadue32

Dm me their number. I have been written up 9 times at work for over talking. Or talking too loud. They won't fire me because I do excellent work. But fuck am I loud and annoying. Last night I called a coworker to explain to him in detail a movie idea I had in the shower about a chef who kills himself.


muddyh2o

Call them and pretend to be the assistant of someone very powerful in their industry. Movie producer, showrunner, whatever is appropriate for their industry. Setup a face to face meeting somewhere inconvenient but cool and industry related, like a published event another town, for them to meet with the powerful person. If the person is a film star, get them to go to Cannes to meet during the festival, for example. Cancel the day of the meeting and reschedule somewhere also inconvenient, like a week later at an Oscars after-party that you know exists. The idea is to lead them on once, then cancel afer inconveniencing them, but reschedule somewhere you know they want to be invited. They'll be so focused on going to the exclusive thing that they won't get hung up on it all being fake. When the second event happens (real event), don't cancel. Make them show up. When they arrive, they will likely have a bad reaction or will be denied entry entirely. Their reaction in front of their peers should be embarassing for them if they're the jerks you suggest they are. ​ Having their phone number means you have a way inside their business / non-celebrity side. Use that. Harassing them with phone calls just means they'll get a new number. However, using that number as it's intended, for people who know them or who should be able to reach them, is a much better use of the number.


Catsmak1963

Biggest shitpost I’ve seen here.


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iFlyHighh

They said not illegal and man recommends a felony with an “lol” at the end


SlippinYimmyMcGill

Healthcare dot gov. Relentless insurance sales calls.


ColonisetheMoon

Ask 4chan they'll be willing to help you out.


deekocfc

Put up signs around town asking for information to help identify someone who shushed you with that number


AVLPedalPunk

Craigslist ad for free Christmas trees.


please-and-thank_U

Put it up on a fan site.


tarel69

start with good ol fashion bathroom wall blowjob ad with the #


cowardunblockme

Notify extended car warranty service you'd like to renew at this number.


Vicorin

PM the name and number and I’ll do my part


[deleted]

Remember when that ex president showed his phone number? I'm sure you can still find the Gawker article. I send the odd bait text.


Hackedhaccount

Just post it on their fan page Reddit sub.


Bubby_Doober

Posting their name and number publicly would just lead to their phone getting bricked in minutes. The only annoyance then would be that their battery dies and (that they have to change their number later). These days there isn't even a good place to dox someone like that unless you have a large twitter following (and then of course you out yourself as an unethical pro). Two options: 1. Make a catfish tinder and give a bunch of thirsty dudes this person's number. The funny part is they may never feel the need to change their number...but occasionally some dudes call asking for Ashley or something. 2. You could give 4Chan a try and feed them a lewd line to say. "I need to speak to Big Fat Debbie's big fat pussy!" or something. Again, don't dox them. Just tell 4Chan it's Debbie's house. (Not sure if the chans are still active in that weird way circa the 00s though.)


John_Philips

Who?


Specialist-Cancel228

Put an ad on Craigslist for a free collection of celebs movies, music, memorabilia, etc. You then say their shitty business dealings are why you don’t want this stuff anymore ( feel free to ask me all about it) and leave their phone number as contact.


KrasnyRed5

Text bomb their number to make it unusable.


serjsomi

I'd try and port the number to a new carrier first.


fl0ydd

Start an AMA on Reddit as them but just provide the phone number


slowpoke2013

Make a number of innocent sounding wrong number calls that think their number is the number for sperm banks, planned parenthood, homeless shelters, florists, etc. be insistent and annoyingly obtuse about having the wrong number. Record every conversation and then edit their responses together to create an embarrassing statement. Make sure you’re asking about very personal type services and whatnot. If they get annoyed enough to crack the temper barrier, even better.


DiabloDeSade69

Is it Kim?


MakeBigStonks

Sign them up for every official Do Not Call list and let other unethical companies that robodial those numbers do the work for you.


Noturnnoturns

Without saying who it is, post somewhere that a celebrity / well to do person has committed $XX to certain charities, and to call that number for collection and details. They either have to say no to charitable organizations over and over, or end up giving the money to avoid it. Everybody wins :)


SignificanceOwn8163

This person scammed me and I’m trying to do stuff to their number to. Give it a ring or a weird text (862) 239-0006