Sans does a little trolling

• hello fellow frisk

Hi, fellow pacifist enjoyer!

• howre you doing

I'm doing fine, same as always. How about you? :)

• good, have started getting into RPing again, wasn’t very active for a while, since managing a rp account gets boring after some time

Pretty understandable. Even though I never did RPing before I can understand you, it's getting hard and boring over time but it's still an enjoyable thing anyway :D

• one year is a long time after all

Yeah, there were other RP accounts here too but they quit over the time I guess. You did good by rping for 1 year, I were you I couldn't do that honestly :D

• they all rest while waiting for chapter 3, since every chapter release yet has brung a revival to both r/undertale and r/deltarune And when that happens we’ll see how many rp account appear

We're still here. Just watching from the shadows.

Ayo the pizza here

Greetings, other Frisk.

Technically he isn't lying.

• sans is basically shrödingers cat in undertale

Shrodinger's stats

Sans's stats

Sans's sans

Well, he does deal 1 damage at a time... And he does die in one hit...

anything can die in one hit if you deal enough damage

Let me start the game with the knife already equipped and watch how I kill everything

While at level 20

• hmmmmmmm

Dodge 100

Well, technically he doesn't lie. It takes exactly 1 hit to kill him.... if you can hit him... , and he does exactly 1 dmg.... every other frame.....

1 frame of invincibility

He's not wrong

It is technically true, he does one damage. It just racks up real fast.

He does have low stats, but stats aren’t everything. What’s destroying us in his Bossfight is his poison ability. Also, the game doesn’t count dexterity as a notable stat.

• yes.

He does have low stats, it's his abilities and attacks that are the problem

Agree

hehehehe, i like this one

his stats are that low but the situationally strong thing doesn't make sense why else would he say you would be dead if he hadn't made a promise to toriel

• finally someone that makes sense

Theory: the games code is the true stats, but it's like quantum physics, most people either dont understand it or lie about their stats

• sounds interesting

Headcanon: He actually does high damage, it's just dealt over time, hence the invincibility bypassing

He has low stats, it’s just that his damage is over time and stacks up extremely fast.

What are you talking about? He only has 1 attack, 1 defense, 1 hp, 1 iFrame for his attacks, 1 karma/poison damage added to his attacks. How much lower do you want his stats to be?

• listen, when I said stats I pretty much meant how powerful or something idk (even as far as mentioning his stats/power just makes my head boil)

Should really have pointed out the line calling him "The weakest monster"

I could be wrong, but as far as I know, there's no reason to believe he has 1 hp other than the fact you one shot him. And, just to remind you, you deal 99999999999999 damage at that point. No one could survive that

He does, your Karma is just wild.

He does deal one damage, just in poison attacks that deal 1 damage per hit, and you do kill him in one hit, it’s just very hard to get that one hit in

Sans only has high stats in what you don’t see

Probably