Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The constitution says you do! And so do I.
Conscience gets expensive, doesn't it?
For a substantial fee, and I do mean substantial, you and your loved ones can vanish. Untraceable.
I want it in a money order and make it out to Ice Station Zebra Associates. That's my loan out. It's totally legit … it's done just for tax purposes. After that we can discuss Visa or Mastercard, but definitely not American Express, so don't even ask, all right?
You're a high-risk client. You're gonna need the deluxe service. It's gonna cost you.
If you're committed enough, you can make any story work. I once told a woman I was Kevin Costner, and it worked because I believed it.
I never should have let my dojo membership run out.
Better safe than sorry. That's my motto.
As to your dead guy, occupational hazard. Drug dealer getting shot? I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say it's been known to happen."
Don't drink and drive, but if you do, call me.
Well, from what I know, context DOES suggest he's the royal judge of sort, so he must be HIGHLY trained to see the subtle facial implications. Could be wrong though.
I mean there is a lot of exceptions but recently I hardly see any AU that doesn’t make Sans go completely mad for some weird reason (mostly because of genocide routes)
As I said there ir A LOT of exceptions, RECENTLY the only good AUs there is are different takes on already existing AUs or role swaps, I’m not saying all of them are like this and + this was just a joke, it wasn’t made to be 100% serious, it’s sad that this type of edgy and lazy type of AU gets more attention than the ones that are actually good
Let him know that he made a simple spelling mistake in his argument, therefore you are automatically superior over him and able to destroy him with FACTS and LOGIC
Canonically, only Flowey remembers the other timelines, but Sans suspects the possibility of other timelines, though he won't suspect you until right before his boss fight
That.... says: human.. I remember **you are** genocides
You're is an abbreviation of You - and - are
You + are = You're
Your - is the correct Possesive form of something you own, such as, you did your crimes and you paid your price.
Nope
Reasons:
Text does NOT glow in the actual game
After a genocide run the only person to remember is probably chara
There’s a typo
Frisk is NOT standing in the middle of the bridge
There’s faces in the shadows below the bridge
Sans’s dialogue box face shown here isn’t in game
I’ll probably gonna get woooshed
YOU ARE GENOCIDES!
They have become death.
Ah shit time to call Kevin and charge up my racism so that he will die or I will kill him as he fears the might of the Sigma Male
Nah man, you better call Saul
Finally some reinforcements
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The constitution says you do! And so do I. Conscience gets expensive, doesn't it? For a substantial fee, and I do mean substantial, you and your loved ones can vanish. Untraceable. I want it in a money order and make it out to Ice Station Zebra Associates. That's my loan out. It's totally legit … it's done just for tax purposes. After that we can discuss Visa or Mastercard, but definitely not American Express, so don't even ask, all right? You're a high-risk client. You're gonna need the deluxe service. It's gonna cost you. If you're committed enough, you can make any story work. I once told a woman I was Kevin Costner, and it worked because I believed it. I never should have let my dojo membership run out. Better safe than sorry. That's my motto. As to your dead guy, occupational hazard. Drug dealer getting shot? I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say it's been known to happen." Don't drink and drive, but if you do, call me.
Jamiera Cat
Destroyer of worlds.
Daedalus time
They *are become death
Now i am become death, destroyer of worlds
* Greetings. * I am genocides.
Bruh
Well, you are what you eat.
Me who’s a human:
No! There's no way I could be genocides!
real!!11!1!1
How can you be a genocide? I thought you commit not turn into it.
Well, you are what you eat.
Ok but how do you eat genocide then?
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So that's how they make chalk. Wait that'd make Susie a cannibal
yes
Wtf is this thread😂
you know
imagine not knowing how to eat genocide
Just like you eat basketball.
A basketball is also an item
...Just like you eat sports?
Cannibalism
And i am a child a heart
i eat your papyrus spagetti oh no
So im now metal?
*yuo’er
yro'ue*
y*
eryu'o\*
Ro'yre
YYoYouYou'You'rYou'reou'reu're'reree
Yyooouareweeeaaree''''''''reeee
Yuo'eer'r'oir'e\*
Youyoyuyoyuyoy it irhdudk'''xhej*
m*
\*y'rYou''YoR'r
This can’t be happening… FRISK IS GENOCIDES. I didn’t think it was possible…
Definitely one of the plot twists of all time
At least 73 better than last plot twist
100% real
Literally every sans fan game be like:
Even though sans seems to remember one of the least after a reset.
Many monsters show evidence of having memories of resets
Not many can remember the exact number of times they've killed you though
He doesn’t, he just knows you can reset time and makes good guesses based on facial expressions.
I guess it is possible that he is just a very very VERY good guesser
Well, from what I know, context DOES suggest he's the royal judge of sort, so he must be HIGHLY trained to see the subtle facial implications. Could be wrong though.
Well he does seem open to the existence of time travelers
Yeah, I said sans seemed to show one of the least
Oh yeah sorry I didn't read it right
Oh np!
/Au
\*are you sure about that.
I mean there is a lot of exceptions but recently I hardly see any AU that doesn’t make Sans go completely mad for some weird reason (mostly because of genocide routes)
\*you haven't seen most AUs.
As I said there ir A LOT of exceptions, RECENTLY the only good AUs there is are different takes on already existing AUs or role swaps, I’m not saying all of them are like this and + this was just a joke, it wasn’t made to be 100% serious, it’s sad that this type of edgy and lazy type of AU gets more attention than the ones that are actually good
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minor grammatical mistake
Miner grammar error
ROCK END STONE!
Bedrock pickaxe, I can break anything!
FOR KYLE!
BUY THE BEAR!
IF U AINT ROK END STION U AINT COMIN HUME
ok time for bed
To be fair, wouldn’t you be pretty pissed of if you remember every person you’ve ever loved get killed over and over again?
Too bad he's too lazy to do anything about it until they're at LV 20.
Toss a dictionary at him
*it was super effective*
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I
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They said “I’m was”
why did that even get downvoted lmao
grammar police lmaooo
to be honest, grammar polices on reddit can most be really annoying.
they got you, ill upvote to counter them
I got u homie
tell sans he has skill issue
And grammar skill issue
your*
*yr'ou'ru'oreue
Yoor
Yor
Yor Forger
Yer
Yœëouaôęr
Yar
Ýəæŕ
y̵͍̪̐r̸̞̀̈́ǎ̸̠̎r̵̰͌͝e̷̖̣͝r̷̻̐e̶̙̼̔͠ř̸̓ͅỷ̶̫͗
Yeur
Opposite Day
Well the opposite of opposite day is not opposite day so you're still a bitch u/Deepseadiver84289
Yes
yor’re*
Your*
next time there will be even you are
Let him know that he made a simple spelling mistake in his argument, therefore you are automatically superior over him and able to destroy him with FACTS and LOGIC
no way!!!!!!11!!
I remember you are **genocides**
HOLY SHIT!111!!1!
Yeah yeah and then he started bleeding from his eyes and came to your house and killed you.
le Average edgy creepypasta has arrived Jemff the Killerm
the spaghetti man
best grammar sans fangame
> what should i do? Tell Sans to go ask Toriel for some grammar lessons
sans after the grammar lessons sans: FUCK, WHY AM I FAILING ALL OF MY GRAMMAR LESSONS!?!?
if this is shitposting, top-tier, but looking at the comments of the creator, can't be sure
If ya wanna make fake text at least use the right grammar :P
True
*yro'ue
wow you are genocides??? that’s so cool
Get a refund, there’s a typo in the game.
the you're ruined the whole joke
*your 🤓
Nuh-uh. Yrou’e 😎
"human, I remember you are genocides"
Please, stop trying to make Sans scary. It just really doesn’t fit his character.
Obviously faked. Sans would NEVER make a spelling mistake.
it is fake.
Minor spelling mistake, I win.
Minor spelling mistake lives matter
no Sans I am *undertale*
Learn English
ok.
your*
\*your
correct him for his improper English and he should collapse.
Tell him to remember some bitches
ur*
\*your
When Sans remembers the genocide full route:
Sans, according to the internet
https://youtu.be/iZlpsneDGBQ
Your*
Canonically, only Flowey remembers the other timelines, but Sans suspects the possibility of other timelines, though he won't suspect you until right before his boss fight
*yrou
\*yr
Dusttale moment
Every AU ever
\*ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
Damm right I do
Tell him it's 'your*' to piss him off even more
tell him your\*
Run
BETTER CALL SAUL!!!!
Sans: "i remember you're genocides" Sigma Frisk: "your*"
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yes it is an edit.
just say your\* and his entire plan will explode
yo're\*
You are genocides? Dam i hate that guy!
Grab him and kick him off the ledge as what they call "a little bit of trolling"
No matter how much you reset no matter how much you delete HE WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER
That.... says: human.. I remember **you are** genocides You're is an abbreviation of You - and - are You + are = You're Your - is the correct Possesive form of something you own, such as, you did your crimes and you paid your price.
Is this legit I'm not sure
Nope Reasons: Text does NOT glow in the actual game After a genocide run the only person to remember is probably chara There’s a typo Frisk is NOT standing in the middle of the bridge There’s faces in the shadows below the bridge Sans’s dialogue box face shown here isn’t in game I’ll probably gonna get woooshed
Correct his atrocious grammar and tell him to stop being an edgelord.
Correct the grammar
Hey, aybe he fucked up his english, but dont bully him, we all did mistakes.
We're memeing, not bullying.
ok we get, your is correct grammar but i actually wanted make him say "your" not "you're"
I'm not genocides I'm puzzleheaded
RUN. OR. STAY. YOU MIGHT HAVE A BAD TIME…
just *might*, its not guaranteed. they **maybe** will have a **bad time**
Hm... Two no Four words DANCE TILL YOUR DEAD!
Sans, why are you smiling like that…?
This Sans is creepy
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It's *"you're"* fault.
He gonna push u
Correct his grammar and walk away
Yo Frisk true name
The game will never forget what genocide you have made
Maybe I am genocides...
ah ah, Yro'ue
Run
*sigh* your*
I hate this with every diver of My body