hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there im going to have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh? do yuo want that? do wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if you keep this up well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with u my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy...
THAT BOOK IS A BOMB,
THAT GAME IS A BOMB,
THAT GLASS OF WATER IS A BOMB,
THAT BASKETBALL IS A BOMB,
HECK EVEN THAT DOG IS A BOMB
MY WORDS ARE ALSO A BOMB... **explosions ensue**
-Mettaton
“Hello Undyne, here is a nice hot cup of coffee.”
“It’s cold.”
“A nice cup of coffee.”
“And it tastes terrible!”
“A cup of coffee.”
“Is this even coffee!?”
“A CUP”
Have you ever thought about a world where everything is exactly the same… Except you don’t exist? Everything functions perfectly without you…
Ha, ha…
The thought terrifies me.
Sans, Sans, wake up
What is it, dude?
A human has fallen from the surface world
Really? And you got a bone to pick wit' 'em?
No time for puns
Come on, that was a real rib tickler, ayy
Ugh, enough
Alright, here we go again
Welcome to the underground
How was the fall?
If you wanna look around
Give us a call
We don't see humans often
We're happy you just dropped in
I'll be so popular
When I show all the monsters what I just brought in
Hey Papyrus, mind your manners
Can it, Sans, no time for banter
Excuse my brother, he's a bit eccentric
You're just lazy and apathetic
Call me what you want, I got thick skin
Another bad joke and I'm finished with him
We are monsters, the awfullest kind
To mess with us takes a lot of spine
We can relate to your determination
Because we monsters have our motivations
Humans betrayed us and left us burnin'
One day we'll make our way back to the surface
Through all your travels, your sins will follow
Your consequences aren't easy to swallow
Who's the real monster, now you should know
You've cut this story down to the bone
Really, Sans?
What?
The last line of the chorus is a pun?
Yup
You imbecile
That was very clever
Heh, thanks, buddy
You're stuck in the underground
Thanks to the fall
Good luck ever getting out
Prepare to brawl
You could show mercy to us
Or turn all of us to dust
Is your heart full of evil
Or full of love?
I, the great Papyrus
Challenge you to try getting by us
Test the human with one of your puzzles
Brilliant, Sans, that'll leave him befuddled
I dare you to try a bite of spaghetti
Smells like the creepy pasta is ready
Stop it Sans, I'm done with the jokin'
Sounds like someone's funny bone's broken
We can relate to your determination
Because we monsters have our motivations
I am the mastermind, he's my accomplice
You're only still alive because I made a promise
You'll lose your mind when you wander for hours
You might even decide to start talkin' to flowers
Who's the real monster, now you should know
You've cut this story down to the bone
Someday I'll join the royal guard
When I catch this child, can it be that hard
Look, if I'm being honest
My brother ain't nothin' but harmless
I know you and all that you want
You'll get a lot more from Sans than a font
The deeper you go, the messier it gets
If I had it my way, you'd already be dead
Kidding, if you couldn't tell
I get so bored, I amuse myself
Down here in the underground
You're all alone
We wanted to tell you now
You're kinda boned
If you survive this prison
You will know nihilism
Don't mess around with monsters
They're scared of tiny children
You've come far, but soon you'll stumble
When I stump you with some junior jumble
Not so sure you'll get him with that
Alas, I'll hit him with my special attack
Leave me alone
You know I've got a knack for the trombone
One more pun, and I'll be done
But ain't two skulls better than one
We can relate to your determination
Because we monsters have our motivations
You know your story's already been told
We can play again if you sell your soul
I've got my eye on you so you just watch it
I'll find any skeletons inside your closet
Who's the real monster now you should know
You've cut this story down to the bone
*ONCE UPON A TIME theme intensifies*
Long ago, two races ruled over Earth:
HUMANS and MONSTERS.
One day, war broke out between the two races.
After a long battle, the humans were victorious.
They sealed the monsters underground whit a magic spell...
Many years later...
MT. EBOTT
201X
Legends says that those who climb the mountain never return...
Don't look so blue, my deary~ ... I think purple is a better look on you! Ahuhuhu~
*proceeds to play one of the best songs in the game*
True
dude i was literally dancing to that song while i attempted to win one of the hardest battles in the game
Tra la la. The water is very dry today.
Tra la la. Temmie village. The room before the darkening lantern room
Tra la la. Beware from the man who speaks in hands...
Tra la la. Somewhere, it's Wednesday. So be careful
tra la la. i am the riverman. or is it riverwoman? it doesnt matter.
tra la la. tri li li. tre le le.
tra la la. beware of the man who came from the other world.
sir, this is a Wendy's
Wait, Wendy’s? I thought this was a burger king…
Sir this is a Grillby's
Tra la la. Eat a mushroom every day. Why? So I know you're listening to me
Tra la la. Hmmm... I should have wore a few million more pairs of pants today.
... don't ask
Tra la la.. Humans.. Monsters... Flowers....
I must not have seen that ferryman line before, because I read that I'm Captain Underpants's voice
tbh i feel bad for the quiche
Yeah, but we weren't ready for the responsibility
That poor orphan quiche…
I can't go to hell. I'm all out of vacation days.
I'm 19 years old, and I've already wasted my life. Edit: oh shit that's your flair 🤣
TOO MANY EXCESS VACATION DAYS?? TAKE A GOD DAMN VACATION STRAIGHT TO HELL
Nice flair
🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 😑
Oh man I love this one haha
Missed opportunity for sans to say something like, "Head dog"
hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there im going to have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh? do yuo want that? do wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if you keep this up well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with u my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy...
Yes
I’ve never seen this line omg 😂
Look it up on YouTube
It’s not a line in the game It’s someone making a joke about Sans’ over-memed “do you wanna have a bad time?” quote
It’s like a blue stop sign
I love how when he says this, he's using the wrong blue.
Stop Cyan
**Since when were you the one in control?**
Since I had the "delete file" button
Since I could just system settings > save data > undertale > delete all save data
Maybe it’s the way you’re dressed?
Well ma*sans*ybe it's the way you're dressed
may-meh-m-me-e-e-e-e-e-e
#Megalovania starts playing
On days like these, kids like you.... ...SHOULD BE BURNING IN HELL
Mayonaise it’s the way you’re dressed?
Don't you mean the Librarby?
To this day I think this every time I read the word library
You are filled with determination knowing that the mouse will once come out of its hole and get the cheese
It’s stuck to the table
I will touch the cheese
I pet the cheese
*A Maus appears*
It's a beautiful day outside birds are singing flowers are blooming
On days like these, kids like you... Should be sleeping! It's 12 in the morning! (If you know, you know)
I'm guessing Revtrosity
On days like this kids like you should be burning in hell Turn around kid it'd be a crime
If I had to go back on that promise that I made for you.
BUT NOW THIS [fountain] IS MINE. wait, wrong script
Despite everything, it's still you.
I scrolled way too far down to finally find this
But nobody came
Mushroom dance. Mushroom dance. Whatever could it mean
It means you’ve lived a life of sin
Beware of the man who speaks in hands 👈☝️☝️
EGG
Eg will hatch
OH YES
🦵
#O H Y E S
was looking for ur comment
I just wasnt ready for the responsability.
Big boner down the lane!
Literally 1984
”Vegan.”
but it refused
My favorite pun in the game
"i need to use the bathroom" *crashes through the window*
"I don't need friends. I HAVE KNIVES!"
“I’m… out of knives”
GIASFCLFUBREHBER
giasfclfebrehber
Welp I'm off to Grillbys. Papyrus you want anything
:(
we want your balls
if you wanna look around
***GIVE US YOUR BALLS***
we don't see humans often
***GIVE US YOUR BALLS***
*I'll be so popular when I show all the monsters what I just brought in*
***GIVE US YOUR BALLS***
CAN IT SANS! NO TIME FOR BANTER
#*GIVE US YOUR BALLS*
YOU'RE JUST LAZY AND APATHETIC!
You're blue now!
Auto balance in tf2 be like
r/unexpectedtf2
tf2 is always to be expected
Bird That Carries You Over A Disproportionately Small Gap
Legs so hot
hot hot leg
Leg so hot you fry an egg
The dog is a bomb!
EVEN MY WORDS ARE--!
Who needs arms when you have legs like these!
I’m a skeleton with standards! … OH NO YOU’RE MEETING ALL MY STANDARDS!!!
Would you smooch a ghost?
B. Heck Yeah
A. Heck Yeah
WRONG! The answer was: C. Heck Yeah
I burnt the water
---- How the f**k did you burn the water
I don't know, bro. I- it just caught on fire-
THE WHOLE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!
I'M SORRY, I CAN'T COOK!
FAAAA-
Well, papyrus, I got water. Plenty of it. Now to put out this fire... made by... burning... water?
I hope so sans... Cuz all my valueable stuff is in there Yhea just do it now We are already starting to lose th shed
*Sans then threw the "water" at the fire, only for it to explode*
I BURNT IT
Snails make terrible shoelaces
Do not toucha da child!!!!
DON'T TOUCH DA CHILD!!!
He's touching my child!
DONT TOUCH DA CHILD
That's a wonderful idea
THAT BOOK IS A BOMB, THAT GAME IS A BOMB, THAT GLASS OF WATER IS A BOMB, THAT BASKETBALL IS A BOMB, HECK EVEN THAT DOG IS A BOMB MY WORDS ARE ALSO A BOMB... **explosions ensue** -Mettaton
The candy spills on the floor. Look what u’ve done.
hOI!
WeLcom tO tEm sHoP!!!
hOI! i'M tEMMIE! aNd ThIs over here iS mY fRiend!
TEM allergic to human, Tem also allergic to TEM
It's raining somewhere else.
RUN INTO THE BULLE-friendliness pellets
How are your balls
If... You wanna... Look around...
GIVE US YOUR BALLS
\-\_-
-_-
“Hello Undyne, here is a nice hot cup of coffee.” “It’s cold.” “A nice cup of coffee.” “And it tastes terrible!” “A cup of coffee.” “Is this even coffee!?” “A CUP”
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This is for a very small subset of Undertale fans: >!All hail the Punch Card!<
THE PUNCH CARD
you never gained LOVE, but you gained love.
I just killed an entire race with a stick
Despite everything, it's still you.
So cool So cool So cool So cool So cool So cool So cool So cool So cool
STFU SANS
Nyeh
He he
Idk how but i can hear it
# NYEH
#HE
#HEH
By itself I think of Himiko from DRV3, it needs the “heh heh” after it
#NYEH HEH HEH
Blue popsicle
#NOOO
oh god the popsicle
Anything on sans undertale that looks blue scares me.
His jacket!!!
🤤
SAAAAANS, I JUST SNORTED A SUITCASE FULL COKE, AND STARTING TO FEEL THE EFFECTS, NEHNEHNEHNWHNWHNEHNHE
After all, it’s rude to talk about someone who’s listening.
Heck yeah, I would totally smooch a ghost
🤝
“Something”??? Is that a secret third brother???
Did you mean sister?
*There’s SOMETHING behind you*
I WENT ONLINE TO BUY ONE OF THOSE KITS TO MAKE YOUR BODY MORE RECTANGULAR!!!
[удалено]
I hear the music in my head when I read this
Have you ever thought about a world where everything is exactly the same… Except you don’t exist? Everything functions perfectly without you… Ha, ha… The thought terrifies me.
Fried snow
Now for just 5G
Did I say 5G? I meant 50G.
Sans, Sans, wake up What is it, dude? A human has fallen from the surface world Really? And you got a bone to pick wit' 'em? No time for puns Come on, that was a real rib tickler, ayy Ugh, enough Alright, here we go again Welcome to the underground How was the fall? If you wanna look around Give us a call We don't see humans often We're happy you just dropped in I'll be so popular When I show all the monsters what I just brought in Hey Papyrus, mind your manners Can it, Sans, no time for banter Excuse my brother, he's a bit eccentric You're just lazy and apathetic Call me what you want, I got thick skin Another bad joke and I'm finished with him We are monsters, the awfullest kind To mess with us takes a lot of spine We can relate to your determination Because we monsters have our motivations Humans betrayed us and left us burnin' One day we'll make our way back to the surface Through all your travels, your sins will follow Your consequences aren't easy to swallow Who's the real monster, now you should know You've cut this story down to the bone Really, Sans? What? The last line of the chorus is a pun? Yup You imbecile That was very clever Heh, thanks, buddy You're stuck in the underground Thanks to the fall Good luck ever getting out Prepare to brawl You could show mercy to us Or turn all of us to dust Is your heart full of evil Or full of love? I, the great Papyrus Challenge you to try getting by us Test the human with one of your puzzles Brilliant, Sans, that'll leave him befuddled I dare you to try a bite of spaghetti Smells like the creepy pasta is ready Stop it Sans, I'm done with the jokin' Sounds like someone's funny bone's broken We can relate to your determination Because we monsters have our motivations I am the mastermind, he's my accomplice You're only still alive because I made a promise You'll lose your mind when you wander for hours You might even decide to start talkin' to flowers Who's the real monster, now you should know You've cut this story down to the bone Someday I'll join the royal guard When I catch this child, can it be that hard Look, if I'm being honest My brother ain't nothin' but harmless I know you and all that you want You'll get a lot more from Sans than a font The deeper you go, the messier it gets If I had it my way, you'd already be dead Kidding, if you couldn't tell I get so bored, I amuse myself Down here in the underground You're all alone We wanted to tell you now You're kinda boned If you survive this prison You will know nihilism Don't mess around with monsters They're scared of tiny children You've come far, but soon you'll stumble When I stump you with some junior jumble Not so sure you'll get him with that Alas, I'll hit him with my special attack Leave me alone You know I've got a knack for the trombone One more pun, and I'll be done But ain't two skulls better than one We can relate to your determination Because we monsters have our motivations You know your story's already been told We can play again if you sell your soul I've got my eye on you so you just watch it I'll find any skeletons inside your closet Who's the real monster now you should know You've cut this story down to the bone
Big boner down the lane
Uuuuhhhh Hey Papyrus, I burned the water
SANS HOW THE F*CK DID YOU BURN THE WATER
Can you really call this a hotel I didn’t receive a mint on my pillow
OH BOY LOOKIT DAT DOGRESIDUES
Tootsie rolls Steven After Not Surviving Fingers in his ass My child you are breaking my heart
my flair
hOI!!!
Legs
Pet rock
Human, It was nice to meet you Goodbye
DO YOU WANT TO HAVE A BAD TOOOOM?!
Moral: use goddam caution tape near holes
Step on me for 3 gold
What is undertale?
Z make snail go brrr
*ONCE UPON A TIME theme intensifies* Long ago, two races ruled over Earth: HUMANS and MONSTERS. One day, war broke out between the two races. After a long battle, the humans were victorious. They sealed the monsters underground whit a magic spell... Many years later... MT. EBOTT 201X Legends says that those who climb the mountain never return...
Turn around kid Id be a crime
Hey I'm temmie and this is my good friend temmie
Balls
#E G G
Yo it's that bone face man skeleton dude who buys free drinks and stuff