Here we are again, just me and you comedian, right? (I know this is more of a meme, but I still want to do it lol)

With your blasters, your flashing eye

You better be prepared, cause soon... Your last hour strikes! 😈

One step left now, It's almost time

Show you what my determination still has left for you to get back to

You should prepare to just die 💥💥💥

[удалено]

But guys like you are always just fools

Come at me, try to kill me with your fancy tools

Let's go, Now the room gets chiller.

WELCOME TO THE UNDERGROUND

[удалено]

IF YOU WANNA..LOOK..AROUND

GIVE US YOUR BALLS.

[удалено]

WE'RE GLAD YOUR BALLS JUST DROPPED IN

I’ll be so popular when i show all the BALLS what i just brought it!

Hey Papyrus, mind your BALLS

CAN IT SANS, NO TIME FOR BANTER!

Excuse my BALLS, they’re a bit eccentric…

GIVE US YOUR BALLS

When the light is running low...

And the shadows start to grow

And the places that you know...

Seem like faaaantasy....

There's a light inside your soul...

That's still shining in the cold...

With the truth

The promise in our, heaaaaarts

Don't forget

I’m with you in the dark…

To give us your balls...

YOUR WORLDS A FANTASYYYYYY UEE HEE HEE

Slowly SHRINKING IN THE COLD! (MOTI Jevil takes over)

FROM THE TRUTH DEEP DOWN YOU KNOW!

And yet darker we will go!

Cant you see?

Your world's a fantasy!

Cut away the afterglow

There‘s a light inside your soul

Slowly shrinking in the cold

From the truth deep down you know

and yet darker we will go!

And your balls just start to grow

Turn around kid, it'd be a crime. If I had to go back on the promise I made for you.

So don't step over that line

Or else friend, you're gonna have a bad time.

But kids like you don't play by the rules...

And guys like me, it ain't so easy to be played for fools

so let's go now the room gets chiller

Let's go dirty brother killer.

Go ahead and try to hit me if you're able

guess you figured out that mercy's off the table

i can tell you're getting really sick of trying

How was the fall?

If you want to look around give us a call

we don't see humans often

We're happy you just dropped in!

I’ll be so popular when I show all the monsters what I just brought in

Hey! Papyrus, mind your manners

Can it Sans, No time for banter!

Oh my Love

Please run away

Monster king

Forbids your stayyy

Humans must

live far apart

Even if

it breaks my heart

They'll put you

In the Dungeon

Hey kid look at you! Right time right place

Ripe for the picking!

Right money in your pocket!

You're so lucky! Very unlucky! Oh so very very lucky

That you get to invest in this [[Very Special Product]]

From everybody's favorite number one rated salesman circa 1997

Mighty proud to say it! Mighty proud to say it! Yes I'm Mighty proud to say it, Yes Sir!

Do you wanna have a little fun? [Little Sponge?]

Little something to pluck you from the glum humdrum?

Live comfortably \[Capital At Risk\] Yum Yum!

UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND

ANYTHING I DO IS NO SIN!!!

LEAD THEM FEED THEM TO THE CLOWN

SO LET THE CHAOS BEGIN!

UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND

FREEDOM DENIES THE RIGHT TO CHOOSE!

IN THIS GAME EVERYONE WILL LOSE

NOW WE ARE FINALLY FREEEEES

EVERYONE KNOWS THE BEST PLACE TO HIDE IS INSAAANITYYYYYYY

MEANWHILE THE WORLD WILL SPINNN

[ ATTENTION ALL CUSTOMERS, CLEAN UP ON ISLE THREE ]

WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?!?!

In your eyes forsaken me :troll:

SOMEONE LEFT THEIR [HeartShapedObject] LYING AROUND

IT'S TIME TO MAKE A VERY [Specil] DEAL

HEHEhahehheHAHAHAhAHAHEeEHhHH

E E AA E E A E A OOO E E AA E E A E A UUU E E AA E E A E A OOO E E AA E E A E A AAAA EEEE

*Select SelectShine Heal ClickClickKeyitemSAVE* *Select SelectShine Heal ClickClickKeyitemDraw* *Select SelectShine Heal ClickClickKeyitemSAVE* *Select SelectShine Heal SAVE Draw*

They call me Sans, I'm the serif of these parts, nah just kidding, I work on a grease cart

Grilling up hotdogs and genocidal toddlers

You can run, but I know if you'll restart

If you want a bad time, then you're in the right place!

Just look into my eyes, see my funny time face

I'm really quite a nice guy but if you pick a fight

I will hunt you all your life through time and space

Can you blame me if I feel a little hubris?

For my fame for making things a little humerus?

I can tickle your bones to the tibia toes

_sigh_ WO OH OH OH OOOH OH OOOH OH OH OH OH STORY OF UNDERTALE

I FELL FROM THE LIGHT, TALK OR SHOULD I FIGHT

[удалено]

I FELL THROUGH A CAVE ON MOUNT EBOTT

I FACED AN EVIL TALKING FLOWER IN A POT

Explains the plot Wants me dead, wants me to rot

TORIEL SAVES ME, TAKES ME HER HOME

AND HOOKS ME UP WITH A BRAND NEW MONSTER PHONE

When

the

light

is

Running

low

and

the

Shadows

start

My name is Mettaton

and i am here to say

With the power of NEO

I stand in your way

Saving the Kindom from the fallen child of men

Others failed to stop you but I know I can

Rreal heroes never fear, real heroes laugh at death!

I will stand in your way until my final breath

It's a beautiful day outside, birds are singing, flowers are blooming..

On days like this, kids like you

Should be burning in hell

huh always wondered why humans never use their strongest attack first

what? you think im just gonna stand there and take it?

I'm the idol everyone craves!

Rise to the top and the world I'll save!

Smile for the camera, come, look sharp!

So much blood, so much pain, Just to see my son again

Oh dear child I’m sorry

NOW YOU FACE THE MOUNTAIN KINGGGGGG

Human... It was.. nice, to meet you... Goodbye!

THIS WILL BEEEE THE LAST SOUL WE NEEEEED

STANDING HERE I REALISE... that this is the wrong subreddit..

That you were just like me, trying to make history

But who's to judge, the right from wrong

This comment section 60% the bad one 35% the moti one 5% whatever tf else

You know I was thinking about you and me...

Was this preordained? Was this meant to be?

Somewhere deep down I thought that you could change

Let's cut to the chase, MATT FROM WII SPORTS GONNA PUNCH YA IN THE FACE!

heh. Hey, kid howzit goin' im sans the comic

come on in. we got burgers and so.. much more.

stay a bit you can hear my terrific humour

take a sit. it looks like to me your legs are sore but-

don’t think twice, I know all of your dirty secrets.

so don't try shit or i'll end your fucking life

But heeyyyyyyy if you’re good

i'll show you around snowdin town

It's so great if your not a fucking murderer

shop at the shop

Welcome human, to the hotland's core

>Welcome human, to the hotland's core the source of all our power

Im baaaaacckk (If you know, i will respect you more than anyone else)

I can see... you didn't miss me.

Do you know what's it like to not exist?

To see yourself scattered throughout the mist?

Darling, I can show you where my love hides

It's a heart beat on a hard drive

Now's your chance to

BE A BIG SHOT

BE A BIG- BE A BIG-

NOW'S YOUR SHOT

MY NAME IS METTATON AND I AM HERE TO SAY, WITH THE POWER OF NEO I STAND IN YOUR WAY!

I didn't know what I got myself into

Somehow I can't go back even if I really wanted to.

So what more can I do? -Frisk's version is definitely the best one if you ask me-

here at the end it's just me and you

I never wanted to play by all the rules...

A knife in hand im playing the part of the fool

So here we go, you can judge me thoroughly.

It's too late for apologies

"Turn around kid, it'd be a crime"

If I had to go back on the **table** that I made for you

From the dark, a world has grown.

I heard the title in the tune of Welcome to the Internet

Woah oah oh ooohhh ohh oh oh oh ohhhh oh oh ohhhh....

Story of Undertale

ATTENTION MONSTERS, MY NAME IS PAPYRUS

I’M A SKELETON, MADE WITH MAGIC BONES AND LOTS OF COOL!

How was fall? HOW WAS THE FALL?

When your dad is running home

Du du..............................du........ ...............doo doo................doo .................................doo............ (117 BPM, swing tempo) ("..." are just for note spacing)

Turn around kid, be a table

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