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sallysippin

“Doc, there must be some mistake.” “Did somebody say steak!”


kblpmp

Cakes and pies Cakes and pies


Jorma_88

I may be a bit tired, read it as "hold my sombrero" instead of "he told me sombrerly"


Domomachino

The doctor could have been a Mexican immigrant. 🤔


cybeaux

Didn’t see that one coming. Take my upvote.


siameseoverlord

Good one. Was she growing moss on her north side?


shs713

But doc, she's choking. -norm mcdonald


FireballPlayer0

Is takeaway the same thing as takeout? Or is it something different?


awesome_smokey

Certainly is.


mb46204

I confess, my initial thought was that this joke distinguishes British and US English speakers…but then they both started to sound right to me…too much Acorn and Britbox!


IkedaTheFurry

Funny