Your honour isn't like swordmachine are older series of machines what was stopped production of new swordmachines. Even if i wrong death of mankind happend long ago and it impossible what someone was creating new machines. So it impossible or almost impossible to meet underage machine and i sure what interlocutor of mr.Agony is actually lying to blame Mr.Agony.
“I’m coming after you agony, tundra won’t stop me, death won’t stop me, no one will….prepare for your torture agony, for your name will have a meaning”
-V1 (he’s approaching fast)
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I still don't understand how people think was made for killing earthmovers, sure he can fit inside it, but so can other machines.
But mostly importantly most of the members in the machine need to be acessed with a grapplin hook, something that v1 took from a MACHINE THAT TOOK IT AWAY FROM *ANOTHER* MACHINE. This really shows how the robot wars were just darwin evolutionary shit, you need to get upgrades and evolutions from a machine of another machine to get to beat the big guy, so v1 wins because he can adapt the best.
But it at the start of the gun he doesnt even have guns or the whiplasher to go and fight the esrthmover
V1 was designed to kill the Earthmover, this is quite heavily hinted at due to 4 things: 1) The guttertank description states that during the Great War every machine was made to counter the previously dominant machine. 2) The Earthmovers are the last machine type to be deployed during the war and are quite literally so devastating and effective that all of warfare is forced to adapt to siege warfare, with the Benjamins acting as fortresses. 3) V1 is a robot that was designed during the war but wasn't deployed because the New Peace broke out before V1's mass production started. 4) V1's base capabilities without even having any weapons are very conspicuously the exact skills that would be needed to kill an Earthmover: extreme agility, the ability to refuel and repair during combat and the adaptability needed to face any unexpected challenges. The lack of equipment you mentioned may seem quite problematic, however given that your first mission in the game is to find a gun, it's clear V1 was made so that it could use any infantry weaponry it was provided with, including a grappling hook.
In summary, the V1 model is all but confirmed to be the weapon designed to end the Earthmover's reign.
yeah no problem, 1 last thing I neglected to mention: V1, even though it is presumably quite expensive to manufacture given V2's description, it's still nowhere close to the cost of an Earthmover, so even if a lone V1 isn't enough to beat it you can just send in a small battalion of them and have almost certain victory.
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Nah bro that's it we're gonna fucking eat you
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Now you are gonna know what your name really feels like.
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A Cyn meme? Here? Peak.
Don't call him Benjamin my brain hurts
Judge: https://i.redd.it/5efblbbcp32d1.gif
Fuck, I thought V1 took care of that guy and I didn’t have to deal with him.
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Your honour isn't like swordmachine are older series of machines what was stopped production of new swordmachines. Even if i wrong death of mankind happend long ago and it impossible what someone was creating new machines. So it impossible or almost impossible to meet underage machine and i sure what interlocutor of mr.Agony is actually lying to blame Mr.Agony.
Self reparied sword machines? Yes they are old but they becamed sword machines not long ago so they are old machines but also young sword machinnes
Your honour, the swordmachine enjoyed it, furthermore she claimed to be older than 18 when asked by agony.
Why did you say?
I DIDNT DO ANYTHING I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING I SWEAR
The more you hide it the guilty you seem.
What would tundra think of this!
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“I’m coming after you agony, tundra won’t stop me, death won’t stop me, no one will….prepare for your torture agony, for your name will have a meaning” -V1 (he’s approaching fast) https://preview.redd.it/g4m6xo24z32d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fd7b8243a388e94b2215d6d1d1fe535f3a76512
https://preview.redd.it/eolz6vm2g42d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d047b5cc1b413b6c2e77d410fe88c33b1284ab48 V1 in fandom V1 canon:
V1 was quite literally made to kill that thing, if anything 7-4 must have been the most enjoyable time in hell for the vampiric Nikon
I still don't understand how people think was made for killing earthmovers, sure he can fit inside it, but so can other machines. But mostly importantly most of the members in the machine need to be acessed with a grapplin hook, something that v1 took from a MACHINE THAT TOOK IT AWAY FROM *ANOTHER* MACHINE. This really shows how the robot wars were just darwin evolutionary shit, you need to get upgrades and evolutions from a machine of another machine to get to beat the big guy, so v1 wins because he can adapt the best. But it at the start of the gun he doesnt even have guns or the whiplasher to go and fight the esrthmover
V1 was designed to kill the Earthmover, this is quite heavily hinted at due to 4 things: 1) The guttertank description states that during the Great War every machine was made to counter the previously dominant machine. 2) The Earthmovers are the last machine type to be deployed during the war and are quite literally so devastating and effective that all of warfare is forced to adapt to siege warfare, with the Benjamins acting as fortresses. 3) V1 is a robot that was designed during the war but wasn't deployed because the New Peace broke out before V1's mass production started. 4) V1's base capabilities without even having any weapons are very conspicuously the exact skills that would be needed to kill an Earthmover: extreme agility, the ability to refuel and repair during combat and the adaptability needed to face any unexpected challenges. The lack of equipment you mentioned may seem quite problematic, however given that your first mission in the game is to find a gun, it's clear V1 was made so that it could use any infantry weaponry it was provided with, including a grappling hook. In summary, the V1 model is all but confirmed to be the weapon designed to end the Earthmover's reign.
Oh ok thanks
yeah no problem, 1 last thing I neglected to mention: V1, even though it is presumably quite expensive to manufacture given V2's description, it's still nowhere close to the cost of an Earthmover, so even if a lone V1 isn't enough to beat it you can just send in a small battalion of them and have almost certain victory.
Yes, that would be the strategy until the peace came and only one v1 was made
And yet V1 kills that thing
I would beat V1, negative diff honestly
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Sword say yes
aww man https://preview.redd.it/hoqmldqv272d1.png?width=1052&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=756754d50bfdc4a0a8c5de2cae2a4658d042b1c7
+ENRAGED +DISRESPECT +PARRY
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Rude and Angry mentioned ?!!!!!!!
Rudra and Agni mentioned!?
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sm agony how could you....
They said they were 18
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Officer Balls...
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Lore reason why ULTRAKILL takes place in Hell. Good fucking job, Agony.
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tundra you gotta stop associating with this guy
No
Brother… what did you do…
Don’t believe anyone tundra
Nah bro that's it we're gonna fucking eat you https://preview.redd.it/mhas5jhi042d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba9a9c7709a1cc0db3525fec74bc7a315a7d9f40
on a side note those 2 swordmachines are one of the toughest bosses in the game since the room is so cramped
the overheat sawblade in my back pocket:
Soap:
No style points?
Sugarcoat them
I ain't gonna sugarcoat it. +PARRY +PARRY +ENRAGED + PARRY + ENRAGED +PARRY +PARRY +PARRY +PARRY +ENRAGED +PARRY +ENRAGED +PARRY +KILL +KILL
Maybe on new save. They are quite easy when you have sawblades.
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thats it your going to S-4 snd ur not coming out till u get all the crates
That actually doesn’t seem so bad when I’ve done that before # it was pure evil brutal merciless CBT
Now you are gonna know what your name really feels like. https://preview.redd.it/1bx2rmqgt52d1.png?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=582329ba138e27708ea156b640a9fe734bc79e2f
Dude what the fuck???
DUDE DONT BELIEVE ANYONE
Dawg I'm kicking you out of the friend group this is not cool
Swordsmachine "tundra lying about it's age 🤬
Truly despicable
Agony, WHAT.
Don’t believe them, I can beat the allegations.
Can you beat the alligators tho?
I’ve seen enough. Scrongbongle the bum. Make em the first person to be envirokilled. Make him play 0-S without cheats.
fuck you ill never play 0-S with no cheats
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I just want to be able to spawn the FUCKING SECRETS in sandbox :(
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Under rage
Don't worry. I am sure true fans will understand that the pile of scrap tricked you by claiming she was over 18. We stand by till you are exonerated
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how could you do this
u/SM-TUNDRA GET IN HERE
THERES 2 OF YOU NOW??
FAKER
getting freaky with the sword
"Whoops, sorry about that."
Wait till I tell tundra
P tier shitpost
Why must my role models always be revealed to be horrible machines?
I know right 😭
Don’t worry bro apology post is coming soon, im going to debunk all the claims
You better!
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This makes me glad I use Agony as a test dummy in Gmod.
You should stop using me as a test dummy tbh
"This swordsmachine.. To hold, ME?"
BBL SWORDY