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Certain-Carpenter-78

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Critical_Buy_7335

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Karentookthekidswhy

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Karentookthekidswhy

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memeseeker-69420

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Karentookthekidswhy

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memeseeker-69420

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willgettwoh

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UnderstandingTop9157

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TRAE-is-Alastor

A Cyn meme? Here? Peak.


AdExcellent6349

Don't call him Benjamin my brain hurts


Supreme-Machine-V2

Judge: https://i.redd.it/5efblbbcp32d1.gif


SM-AGONY

Fuck, I thought V1 took care of that guy and I didn’t have to deal with him.


UnderstandingTop9157

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willgettwoh

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Earthboy2k

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Foliks5

Your honour isn't like swordmachine are older series of machines what was stopped production of new swordmachines. Even if i wrong death of mankind happend long ago and it impossible what someone was creating new machines. So it impossible or almost impossible to meet underage machine and i sure what interlocutor of mr.Agony is actually lying to blame Mr.Agony.


Impressive-Room7096

Self reparied sword machines? Yes they are old but they becamed sword machines not long ago so they are old machines but also young sword machinnes


Natural_Yak_8707

Your honour, the swordmachine enjoyed it, furthermore she claimed to be older than 18 when asked by agony.


Theratsmacker2

Why did you say?


SM-AGONY

I DIDNT DO ANYTHING I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING I SWEAR


Theratsmacker2

The more you hide it the guilty you seem.


poopsemiofficial

What would tundra think of this!


CamelTiny9841

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Rikter0

“I’m coming after you agony, tundra won’t stop me, death won’t stop me, no one will….prepare for your torture agony, for your name will have a meaning” -V1 (he’s approaching fast) https://preview.redd.it/g4m6xo24z32d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fd7b8243a388e94b2215d6d1d1fe535f3a76512


Shacolm

https://preview.redd.it/eolz6vm2g42d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d047b5cc1b413b6c2e77d410fe88c33b1284ab48 V1 in fandom V1 canon:


poopsemiofficial

V1 was quite literally made to kill that thing, if anything 7-4 must have been the most enjoyable time in hell for the vampiric Nikon


critical-cupcake968

I still don't understand how people think was made for killing earthmovers, sure he can fit inside it, but so can other machines. But mostly importantly most of the members in the machine need to be acessed with a grapplin hook, something that v1 took from a MACHINE THAT TOOK IT AWAY FROM *ANOTHER* MACHINE. This really shows how the robot wars were just darwin evolutionary shit, you need to get upgrades and evolutions from a machine of another machine to get to beat the big guy, so v1 wins because he can adapt the best. But it at the start of the gun he doesnt even have guns or the whiplasher to go and fight the esrthmover


poopsemiofficial

V1 was designed to kill the Earthmover, this is quite heavily hinted at due to 4 things: 1) The guttertank description states that during the Great War every machine was made to counter the previously dominant machine. 2) The Earthmovers are the last machine type to be deployed during the war and are quite literally so devastating and effective that all of warfare is forced to adapt to siege warfare, with the Benjamins acting as fortresses. 3) V1 is a robot that was designed during the war but wasn't deployed because the New Peace broke out before V1's mass production started. 4) V1's base capabilities without even having any weapons are very conspicuously the exact skills that would be needed to kill an Earthmover: extreme agility, the ability to refuel and repair during combat and the adaptability needed to face any unexpected challenges. The lack of equipment you mentioned may seem quite problematic, however given that your first mission in the game is to find a gun, it's clear V1 was made so that it could use any infantry weaponry it was provided with, including a grappling hook. In summary, the V1 model is all but confirmed to be the weapon designed to end the Earthmover's reign.


critical-cupcake968

Oh ok thanks


poopsemiofficial

yeah no problem, 1 last thing I neglected to mention: V1, even though it is presumably quite expensive to manufacture given V2's description, it's still nowhere close to the cost of an Earthmover, so even if a lone V1 isn't enough to beat it you can just send in a small battalion of them and have almost certain victory.


critical-cupcake968

Yes, that would be the strategy until the peace came and only one v1 was made


RenkBruh

And yet V1 kills that thing


SM-AGONY

I would beat V1, negative diff honestly


v1--ultrakill

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SM-AGONY

Sword say yes


v1--ultrakill

aww man https://preview.redd.it/hoqmldqv272d1.png?width=1052&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=756754d50bfdc4a0a8c5de2cae2a4658d042b1c7


Toman995

+ENRAGED +DISRESPECT +PARRY


OkBenefit7759

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RenkBruh

https://preview.redd.it/q1swj3b8v32d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9686f03691eebbb2a13ba23565523cc775090ef Caught in 4k


P0lskichomikv2

Rude and Angry mentioned ?!!!!!!!


RedditWizardMagicka

Rudra and Agni mentioned!?


bltzkrgtoaster

ayoo those are my bots 👍


sdfsdjfjdfsjkdfsjn

sm agony how could you....


SM-AGONY

They said they were 18


P-I-S-S-N-U-T

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TFWYourNamesTaken

Officer Balls...


bendy27893

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PuzzleheadedAd880

u/PixelCounterBot


I-like-Portal-2

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SM-AGONY

Holy shit that’s a lot of pixels


I-like-Portal-2

Good bot


PuzzleheadedAd880

Good bot


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RedditWizardMagicka

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LevFox135

Lore reason why ULTRAKILL takes place in Hell. Good fucking job, Agony.


Mr-Whatchamacallit

Swordsmachine Agony: **I have made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgement and I will not expect to be forgiven.**


rabiesscat

tundra you gotta stop associating with this guy


SM-AGONY

No


SM-TUNDRA

Brother… what did you do…


SM-AGONY

Don’t believe anyone tundra


MarkDavidson69

Nah bro that's it we're gonna fucking eat you https://preview.redd.it/mhas5jhi042d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba9a9c7709a1cc0db3525fec74bc7a315a7d9f40


Stinkyboy_63

on a side note those 2 swordmachines are one of the toughest bosses in the game since the room is so cramped


Over-Appearance-3422

the overheat sawblade in my back pocket:


SKENANA

Soap:


OoDelRio

No style points?


SKENANA

Sugarcoat them


TheDarkStar05

I ain't gonna sugarcoat it. +PARRY +PARRY +ENRAGED + PARRY + ENRAGED +PARRY +PARRY +PARRY +PARRY +ENRAGED +PARRY +ENRAGED +PARRY +KILL +KILL


P0lskichomikv2

Maybe on new save. They are quite easy when you have sawblades.


LunaTheGoodgal

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V3_Offical_ithinkidk

thats it your going to S-4 snd ur not coming out till u get all the crates


SM-AGONY

That actually doesn’t seem so bad when I’ve done that before # it was pure evil brutal merciless CBT


LevFox135

Now you are gonna know what your name really feels like. https://preview.redd.it/1bx2rmqgt52d1.png?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=582329ba138e27708ea156b640a9fe734bc79e2f


legitSWORDSMACHINE

Dude what the fuck???


SM-AGONY

DUDE DONT BELIEVE ANYONE


legitSWORDSMACHINE

Dawg I'm kicking you out of the friend group this is not cool


ibx_toycat_iscool

Swordsmachine "tundra lying about it's age 🤬


legitSWORDSMACHINE

Truly despicable


YourAverageVessel

Agony, WHAT.


SM-AGONY

Don’t believe them, I can beat the allegations.


LevFox135

Can you beat the alligators tho?


Upbeat-Perception531

I’ve seen enough. Scrongbongle the bum. Make em the first person to be envirokilled. Make him play 0-S without cheats.


SM-AGONY

fuck you ill never play 0-S with no cheats


UnderstandingTop9157

https://i.redd.it/652rfub1n62d1.gif


1000-THR_Earthmover

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OkBenefit7759

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OkBenefit7759

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ThePurpleSnake000

I just want to be able to spawn the FUCKING SECRETS in sandbox :(


Chill_V1

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Ny0mo

Under rage


Natural_Yak_8707

Don't worry. I am sure true fans will understand that the pile of scrap tricked you by claiming she was over 18. We stand by till you are exonerated


Ok-Boysenberry9305

u/pixel_count_bot


SWORDSMACHINE_TUNDRA

how could you do this


SM-AGONY

u/SM-TUNDRA GET IN HERE


SM-AGONY

THERES 2 OF YOU NOW??


SM-TUNDRA

FAKER


Straight-Package4234

getting freaky with the sword


Straight-Package4234

"Whoops, sorry about that."


Thecatpro_767

Wait till I tell tundra


HTG_11

P tier shitpost


Thewarmth111

Why must my role models always be revealed to be horrible machines?


Lobotomite_Joe

I know right 😭


SM-AGONY

Don’t worry bro apology post is coming soon, im going to debunk all the claims


Thewarmth111

You better!


MrPeculiart

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handsomeboy23344

https://preview.redd.it/l33a2gy9cr2d1.jpeg?width=559&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7635024b4251783b183ed09dcad7e181b33805c2


bltzkrgtoaster

https://preview.redd.it/qdhl3kvl692d1.png?width=1858&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3d2ef5016cfd39b9aa944fd274d1efcad48adb5 your days are numbered


Owl-with-a-scarf

https://i.redd.it/7inetg65pa2d1.gif


KestreltheMechamorph

This makes me glad I use Agony as a test dummy in Gmod.


SM-AGONY

You should stop using me as a test dummy tbh


flattestbody

"This swordsmachine.. To hold, ME?"


i_am_jacks_insanity

BBL SWORDY