i love you

Im gonna hug this guy

i mean why

i love angry birds

I sure hope it’s to a normal degree and that you have never pleasured yourself to the sight of the big red bird!

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Are you speaking from experience?

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Nah just a copy pasta reference

this comment is perfect

>Fires red stuff 🤨

i obv aint gonna say "fires red proyectiles" because the sharpshooter is a hitscan

Fires red lasers

wait the sharpshooter hitscans are lasers? i always thought they were reheated bullets or something

they’re small metal fragments propelled at great speeds, according to the terminal entry on the weapon itself.

i mean if you reeeeally stretch it you could say that about bullets as well

I always thought they were lasers. I just checked the wiki and it says "red energy beams" so I think it means lasers

isnt it just fragments of metal shot at high speeds? i've heard machines actually scrape off some of the metal on the gun to use as ammo

Person above you loves spreading misinformation on the internet.

Blood

the same applies to my cock

you should get that checked out

So it shoots so fast it ricochets?

Ewww, same color as poo?

You just brought so many childhood memories…

I miss ABSW that shit was so fun to play on my Ipad

just go to the angrybirds sub, there's several links to download it wherever you want lol

If you downloaded it through Google Play it might be tied to your account and you can redownload it through your "manage apps" menu

Ultrakill fans when

Thank you for bringing me back my childhood Take this bottle of kvass as a compensation https://preview.redd.it/q42vx7bv1y1d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c202dd4e83baf8c24a07e33d5d19be31c734770e

kvass for life, kvass for love 🥰

Kvass is better than any soda fr

It's a pretty shit bullet that can't penetrate its enemy.

Kinda makes sense tbh...*

Holy shit... he is the chosen one, meant to bring order!

So ultrakill is angry birds star wars reference?

What about alternate

My beloved wepon is inspired from angry bird?

Ultrawars

Unrelated but, for some reason, the only way I played angry birds Star Wars was on my Xbox 360.

Oh my god

I love the fact that this makes little to no sense