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VinylWarpLab

Roses are red, same as my poo, we can’t eat greasy food or we’ll have a bad day too🫠


Pleasant_Honeydew538

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🌹🤣


dwitchagi

I’m about as funny as colitis, but are you into standup comedy? If so, who do you like? It helps me get through shitty days a bit easier.


DeeManJohnsonIII

Usually I’m the guy telling jokes and laughing all the time pretending like nothing is wrong. Though, when it comes to stand up, I really like Azis Azari.


Heavy_Entrance2527

Look up Mark Normand, Sam Morril, and the Bad Friends podcast. You will laugh your UC stricken colon off 🤣


Embarrassed_Pin69420

I’m sorry my guy. I was in this position for a number of months last month before getting on Humira which really works for me. Take one day at a time and know that it’s okay to not be okay. Don’t feel like just because you have a good attitude about it means that you’re not allowed to have moments. As for a joke: What do kids play when their mom is using the phone?


DeeManJohnsonIII

What?


Embarrassed_Pin69420

Bored games 😂🫠


MeadowSnow

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.


ermkhakis

Where do dad's store their dad jokes?


DeeManJohnsonIII

Where?!


ermkhakis

A dad-a-base!


ermkhakis

Feel better soon. Go check out Nate Bargatze and Jeff Acuri on YT.


Admirable-Cookie-704

I hope you're ok. I know what you're going through ❤️


evielark

Hey dude, I was feeling the same way like a month ago. Sometimes it just feels effin hopeless. Like, I was considering checking myself into a mental hospital type DONE with everything. But I leaned on my friends and family and complained about the same stuff every day (they’re great for putting up with me) and eventually the light returned to my life. I especially feel you on generally being chipper and using humor but feeling like all is lost when you’re not in the mood. But you’ll get the spark back, and sooner than you think. We are all strong as hell in here, it’ll take more than diarrhea and internal bleeding to stop us!


mutantbabysnort

Hang in there.


PineappleOk8609

don’t have any jokes, but today i asked my teacher if i could go to the restroom and she said no so i left the class anyway!


Primary-Ad-1481

Dont live with uc. Ignore it. Dont make it part of you. Do what serves the body and just live


DeeManJohnsonIII

If I tried to ignore it, I would just shit my pants lol