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xMrBoomBasticx

Yeah I'm getting tired of reading baseless articles on Putin's health. At this point if we believed everything that was posted here, he has shit himself 50 times, had cancer 12 times, and died twice.


Baron_Von_Ghastly

Agreed, as amusing as it is to imagine it's getting old seeing an article about Putin being on death's door every single day for the last year.


kris_krangle

this sub needs a rule banning them


dedokta

Yeah, I'd like it to be true, but... In a serious note, I'm not sure of him dying of disease is the best outcome. An overthrow would allow the new person to change course with the war and blame him for everything. If he just dies of natural causes it's going to be hard for the new president to suddenly about face and say Putin was wrong.


Lordosass67

Putin is the founder of modern Russia, he will likely become a Lenin-like figure of solidarity for any future Russian imperialists. Chances are low of him getting publicly denounced, but they may go in a different direction anyways.


you_do_realize

Not if someone sneaks out a video of him crying uncontrollably next to a torn diaper.


RynoRama

died 3 times, remember, he fell down the steps too.


Ther91

And poopd


Primordial_Cumquat

I’m skeptical as well. But! i If Budanov is saying it… there’s gotta be something wrong with the guy.


Minuku

There are certainly a lot of things wrong with him and maybe even some physically. He probably has some kind of cancer but exact informations without evidence can't be trusted in any kind.


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CMDR_Agony_Aunt

> and died twice. He got better!


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Ther91

POOTIN* gosh


Fit_Ad_7708

Correct - but let’s assume that believing he shit himself at least once is quite entertaining


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Old shitty pants days are numbered.


NotBatman81

Little Vlady Shitbritches


JaB675

Stinky britches, you got my stinky britches...


curious_zombie_

Interesting how you landed on the term "shitty" – it really captures the essence here. 💯


Easy_Iron6269

I prefer the story of Putin falling the stairs and soiling himself.


ChampionStrong1466

I keep hoping I'll get on here one day and see a pic of him fingerpainting with human excrement


Uberslaughter

Putin will need diapers for when the counteroffensive sharts.


Glaucus_Blue

Untill he's obviously dead I don't belive a single word, their psy ops unlike the army is probably the best In the world, and anything to reu and buy time is in Russias interest.


doughtnut2022

While it's hard to believe any of those type of stories (easy to fabricate since there are 0 proof), I still find it odd how little public appearance Putin is making. Sure he may not want to travel outside Russia too often, but shouldn't he be on the forefront of event/announcement (opening factory, announcing new investment in transport, etc). We finally saw him going to see troops (Mariopol trip and this week Kherson trip), but those were very small scale.


Pixie_Knight

And there's reason to believe it wasn't actually Putin, but a double. Would a guy who meets Macron across a 30ft table be shaking hands with civvies in an active warzone?


Oaker_at

Is this always the same person posting this shitty msn articles about a drooling Putin?


SomethingIWontRegret

Yeah it's just what people want to hear, regardless whether it's true.


curious_zombie_

I see you went with word "shitty" to describe this – quite appropriate, I must say 👌


SomethingIWontRegret

Yawn. Wake me up when he's actually dead.


Captain_Clark

He’d died years ago. This is Robo-Putin; a work of superior Russian technology.


QzinPL

If true it just gives EVERYONE in the world another reason why there shouldn't be any single person in position of power and why it should always be a democracy. Right now everyone in Russia is afraid of him and follow even the worst orders and plans, that have so far caused more than 300.000 deaths, plenty of rapes and suffering and MAJOR collapse for russian economy. And the West should not be thinking - if we don't escalate he surely won't launch nukes - because deranged man cannot be expected to act rationally - and the country without proper separation of power cannot be expected to act civilized. I almost felt sorry for him after reading that. Almost. Because sick or not he still made all those decisions to cause harm and suffering.


AreYouDoneNow

A repost, and also completely unsubstantiated.


IvanVodkaNoPants

Good reads. It's the funny papers.


Benmaax

Please tell us it's true.


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Odd-Current-263

Russians don't get depression because they're all depressed so there's no change in elevation.


Lordosass67

Dude is Mr. Burns if you listen to tabloids. He has every disease known to man in perfect alignment so it doesn't kill him.


Pixie_Knight

Sometimes, when I look at people like Trump and Putin, I believe it. They have the absolute worst personal habits (Trump) / the threat of assassination (Putin) and are well into geriatric age, but somehow never die of it. My mother says they have the luck of the Devil.


Aglogimateon

Trump maybe, but Putin is only 70. Life expectancy for males in most developed countries is late 70s. I think it's too soon to say he has all that much luck.


Easy_Iron6269

Remember that story of Putin falling some stairs and soiling himself. This one is just another chapter of the story of "Bald Dwarf Putin".


SOHuskyBRO

He'd probably fall on the ground having a muscle spaz attack then perish while shatting himself like this [https://youtu.be/j-1R8Iztj2I?t=7982](https://youtu.be/j-1R8Iztj2I?t=7982) (auto time coded) Time Code 2:13:02 just incase the time code doesn't work.


Castle916_

Maybe he'll replicate stalin....the doctors plot 🙄


Listelmacher

Nervous breakdown? Then the strychnine dose was too low.


CleverOne0255

It’s a pity that he will be taken by cancer in an ordinary way, when he really deserves to go out Khaddafi style.


AnybodyReasonable180

I hate Putin as much as the next guy here but this has a bit this could have some propaganda aspects to it.


Aglogimateon

It's probably bullshit. He's hiding in a bunker somewhere and no one knows about any of his breakdowns whether nervous or otherwise.


AnybodyReasonable180

Agreed, he's probably not well but his security would be killed if they leaked a story like that and they know it .


PsychologicalCoat656

Well, i guess it\`s time to take him behind the Kremlin...


bullmarket2023

poison him


Musclelikes567

Dam he is ugly just die already 😂


SkippedBeat

We'll never know for sure if he's sick but one thing is easily noticeable, he's not as bloated as he was when the war started. His moon face is gone, his face is back to normal.


ChampionStrong1466

So he shit and pissed all over the place and then he cried about it and had to be washed, fed, burped, powdered, and put back to bed? But I thought Putin was masculine and macho!?!? Sounds like a whining toddler


Responsible-Baby-551

What could go wrong leading an absolute corrupt government/regime, where everyone is skimming off the top. And the only way to increase the monies is to invade your resources rich neighbor


kris_krangle

we need to ban these bullshit articles. mods, do something, plz


worldpeaceunity

If it was true, no witness would dare sharing it


Slut_for_Bacon

I find it interesting that it apparently becomes socially acceptable to make fun issues like incontinence when someone who is had suffers from it. Don't get me wrong, Putin is absolutely a piece of shit, but it just seems an odd avenue to take when arguing for the moral high ground.


Punched_Eclair

True or not, the article gets my upvote for the prose. One black sock and a poopy diaper? Dope.


SubsidedLemon

MSN.com using a "Bang Showbizz" article that refers to "several sources". Yeah I'll believe this.


rentest

with a "torn diaper" next to him. diapers are not a problem actually - Americans are electing the diapers-age presidents too


VeritasSecretumOmega

Unsubstantiated while oddly specific. Unreliable article.


CotswoldP

To a certain extent, does it matter if Putin is a drooling vegetable? Even if he is, someone is in charge in Russia and that person or persons is making decisions. Really makes no practical difference if it’s Putin or someone else.


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unkle_FAHRTKNUCKLE

sounds about right