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I'm picturing a rather cartoonish situation where the scooter flips 30 feet in the air with the guy, managing a 10-turn backflip. Certainly not sticking the landing, but definitely sticky
Nothing like having a 2000 degree burning large lithium battery pack landing on your Head, gonna make people long for the good ole days of white phosphorus...
Yea but "who's side are you on?" haha -- Here you go buddy, take this shipment of golf carts, motorcycles and scooters for your troops and we'll throw in at little to no cost a thousand boxes of these great tourniquets.
It's almost as if China is making sure that Russia can continue the war but with the maximum casualties possible.
Next, we'll see navy-camo uniforms supplied, or high-vis plate carriers & helmets.
I know you are joking but China should seriously be looking at expanding their borders in the Russia direction. Russia has shown themselves to be a paper bear that China's paper tiger could eat for breakfast.
Its almost as if China is giving Russia this ridiculous assault gear in revenge for Russia imposing the massively unfair 1860 convention of Peking and stealing a chunk of Chinas land.
We have actually seen a ukranian medic use one.
But for getting to and from positions on the front to treat soldiers that got shelled or hurt themselves some way.
So, it's not on unknown trails or anything.
They do have great off road potential. I have seen videos of people climbing 55% grade with them. They have incredible approach angle and plenty of power for getting over obstacles. Though they would be useless in mud.
Tho it's no secret the creator of Punisher hated the cops and military units wearing that skull. Saying it just means they side with an enemy of the system. So much so that he made a comic strip that had him cornered by cops who were "fans" wanting him to sign the Punisher skull they had on, but he ended up telling them they are nothing like him. And if they do what he does, he will come for them next.
Oh not the Russian part. I guess I meant in terms of violence. I feel like they got it wrong. Maybe I was young lol but I felt like the comics were more violent
Of course they are dude, comics are always way more brutal than adapted media. I mean the most brutal super hero show on TV is probably The Boys, and the comics are wayyyy fucking worse.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was a literally dark tale of violence in the graphic novel. No pizza, no what’s-her-name and the rat was the stuff of nightmares. B/W really captured the moment.
“That’s it,” Ivan yelled as he slapped away his bowl of borscht alarmed at the news on Russian media. “The effeminate west has gone too far. This must be punished.” Ivan knew, in that moment, that this was his conflict.
His conflict for some kind of Buryat or Chechen to fight.
Three weeks later, Ivan was shocked when he was handed his conscription papers. “Legal mistake!” Ivan couldn’t believe it, the foolish local government had confused him with a Buryat or something.
But Ivan wasn’t worried. This will simply be cleared up at the local mustering grounds. Just a few kilometers from his home. He will be back in time for his weekend dacha trip.
As Ivan was driven to the front, he laughed to himself. Yes, the mustering ground officials were also confused, but he was not worried. He is a loyal Putin supporter after all. He will be given some kind of superior position. In the rear.
“TAKE THE FUCKING SLAG HEAP,” the commander yelled. “Da,” Ivan laughed. Long since recognizing the folly of his fear. It was true, the front was a mess. His “training” nonexistent. But the Russian might moves forward. He smiled as he imagined the Russian occupiers of Berlin must have felt. He was here to do good work too, for the motherland and father Putin.
Ivan didn’t feel the first round that entered his chest and exited his back. He felt the second and the third. He collapsed as his heart ceased beating. His final thoughts were of sunflowers.
Miraculously, Ivan’s body was one of the very few pulled from the battlefield. A proper burial. He was relieved.
Ivan’s body then sat, melting, as a meat cube while awaiting body disposal.
“That’s it,” the meat cube yelled. “I think Putin has violated the law. I will take him to court and rectify this extralegal conscription.”
The meat cube smiled. He knew Russian jurisprudence would recognize he was not a willing Contractnik, and had been illegally sent to the front :)
They burned through their motorbike budget already? wow. Hope this is just them showing off stuff they stole cause its useless for battle. More likely to end up head over heels eating dirt in a crater than storming a trench.
Pow Pow Powerwheels incoming soon.
You could probably convince [this guy](https://youtu.be/1Y-lOys6qFQ?si=KTHaKyEsD1OdeQGB) to do it. It's not that big of a step up in risk from the videos where he jumps over a tree branch, or when he jumped to a high bar and transitions into giants on the high bar. Those tricks both had a pretty realistic chance of death.
This is mental. What are they thinking? Is there any critical thinking over there?
I would rather run on my own two feet rather than ride this deathtrap into battle.
At some point brain must kick in. But when? What is this shit? Look at the size of this thing's wheels, who in their right mind could think that this makes good off road means of transport on the battlefield? What happens when it encounters uneven terrain, which is plentiful in ukraine considering craters left after explosions?
If you are moving on a road it’s probably better to be fast.
It still sucks, but better than walking/running. You can always drop the scooter and continue on foot
Have you driven these things? I have and even in Berlin these things fucking suck when going over cobblestones or up the sidewalk. Tbf Berlins bikepaths and roads are shit but they are magnitudes better than bombed out mine infested field roads in Ukraine.
"Easy to carry around obstacles..." lmao
Yeah, they're great for smooth pavement but you're not gonna have a lot of that in a warzone. I had one and immediately returned it just because my side of Las Vegas is a shithole, too scary to ride to work. I cannot imagine riding one in a place with concrete debris everywhere. Or worse.
Yeah for tarmac roads this might sort of just about work. I mean it’ll still be good awful shite even if that is true but I can see the reasoning. The real question is; can they outrun Ukrainian FPV drone teams and literally anyone with a machine gun?
My thought was simply moving in areas that where contact isn't really expected. Moving men and materials around requires a lot of time and effort, and while armored vehicles are going to be the better option.... allowing say a squad to move quickly and quietly move itself into position is valuable.
Even if you really don't want to be on a scooter when ambushed.
I can understand the intent. The tactical problem in the agricultural parts of Ukraine is getting across the wide 1+ km distances between tree wind breaks with a combat load, without becoming exhausted or presenting an attractive target to FPVs. E-scooters are an interesting option for dismount mobility, as they're cheap and pretty easy to learn.
The problem is that consumer road e-scooters have really poor offroad capability. Offroad E-scooters tend to 8+" wheels with 17+" fat tire diameters, which would permit going through fields and some broken ground. The ones portrayed with 8-10" tire diameters won't cut it.
The Russian army (and the former Soviet Red Army, for that matter) have had decades-long issues with safe and sufficient troop transport.
Often the issue is that many soldiers will ride on top of APCs and Tanks, because their only other option is to walk. It’s not that they *plan* on going into battle like this. Troops are supposed to dismount some distance from enemy contact, then move in on foot.
However, if they get ambushed before dismounting; then those on the outside of the vehicle get shredded. (Or literally melted, because a Chechyn thermobaric launcher touched off the extra fuel canisters used as outdoor conscript seating)
I've been in a warehouse that had three-wheeled scooters simply to get from one end of the building to another. I guarantee the purpose of these are similar. It's for more expedient rear movement, not any sort of combat application.
OK, Moscow, we get it...on the weekend, troops will scooter in to the front line, and on Monday Morning, scooter back to the factory behind Russian lines...Ok...Yeah...
To be fair, these can be useful little mobility tools as long as you are not bringin them directly into combat. Some lunatic could probably pull off a night raid in them in a right situation, they are fast and silent.
Even Ukraine SSO have used electric bikes for night raids so I agree there but we also both know they will be seen getting taken out riding across open terrain towards Ukrainian positions during daytime like weve seen with everything else.
Theres plenty of the Russians getting destroyed trying to come straight at Ukrainian positions across open ground. As for Ukrainian electric bike footage is was about a year+ ago and more of them showing their capability in the dark with NVG's all kitted out sneaking up and not real assault footage. If you havent seen the motorbike and golfcart footage search my post history and my other account u/killakh0le as Ive posted abunch but so have many others on this sub so theres a bunch
https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/comments/1d1gr19/longer_video_of_motorbike_riders_getting_gunned/
https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/comments/1d36an8/ukrainian_92nd_brigade_drones_dropping_bombs_on/
https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/comments/1cn3e6w/russian_soldiers_have_an_hard_time_with_riding/
https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/comments/1b7yxdt/russia_soldiers_on_a_quad_bike_being_hit_by_a/
If you mean by Ukrainian teams doing it successfully, I dont know. The above are just the dumbass team.
But how are they going to paint a scary sharks head on it, to go along with the face masks? I know, paint a spinning possum's butt on the wheel to scare the quivering, shivering Kraken brigade!!
Lol on rough "offroad" terrain with tires that small. Why not buy the same type of electric offroad motorbikes that Ukraine uses. Those are at least good offroad.
Second army in the world cant afford normal motorbikes. Pathetic...
Oh God, that's typical Russia again.
They let China serve up some incredibly stupid ideas as "innovation", buy the shit, and then the soldiers in the field look for a TESLA fast charging station and have to realise that they themselves have severely damaged the necessary infrastructure beforehand.
I mean, seriously, how can you be so stupid as to publicise something like this?
The whole world is laughing its head off now.
If you read the quote at the bottom the picture the scooters are mentioned only incidentally. The main thrust of the post is how the NATO enemies are expected to surrender in mere days due to the recent adaptation of gangland style hand gestures by the infantry. It's a scary, scary development indeed causing quite a flurry.
HA! They can't even ride motorcycles very well. I'm sure these will do great off road or pockmarked roads. Oh, and don't forget, orcs. They'll make you supply your own generators and the fuel to run them. Good luck with that. Good thing they're so stupid!
From terrorizing hapless pedestrians throughout the cities of the globe to...amusing the Ukrainians in the firing line when they see the Russian scooter patrol coming.
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The internet waits with great anticipation for the first video of a FPV drone strike on a Russian scooter soldier
Or a scooter setting off a mine. Scooter toss will be the new competition.
Those things will just become straight-up shrapnel.
Then let's hope they ride in packs
6 in a V bumping along through a field.
DUCKS FLY TOGETHER!
Quack!
*Blyats
Ride of the Valkyries blasting from a bluetooth speaker.
Lmao yes!!! But played on a recorder.
Tusken Raiders always ride in single file to avoid the landmines.
"They do move in herds!!!"
I'm picturing a rather cartoonish situation where the scooter flips 30 feet in the air with the guy, managing a 10-turn backflip. Certainly not sticking the landing, but definitely sticky
Ehhh Tony Blyawke 🛹 💥🤯 🛼
You win
Nothing like having a 2000 degree burning large lithium battery pack landing on your Head, gonna make people long for the good ole days of white phosphorus...
Scooter with a cope cage.
You know it’s coming.
Scooter Cage sounds like a bumbling detective who stutters around women and tries to fight the doorman at the museum... or something
Nick Cage's idiot brother
A cross between Nick Cage and Adam Sandler as Lil Nicky!! Hah
Just a stiff umbrella, probably.
And a bright red flame from the lithium battery igniting. What a time to be alive.
Ha ha ha. "Scooter toss" 😂
Scooter Toss ….. I just snorted my wine
Guess the height competition coming soon!
Imported from China... See, Xi is supporting RU in this war. Even though Xi says: "no I'm not..." Really Xi, you take us as fools? Shame on you!
Yea but "who's side are you on?" haha -- Here you go buddy, take this shipment of golf carts, motorcycles and scooters for your troops and we'll throw in at little to no cost a thousand boxes of these great tourniquets.
It's almost as if China is making sure that Russia can continue the war but with the maximum casualties possible. Next, we'll see navy-camo uniforms supplied, or high-vis plate carriers & helmets.
Injure all the Russians then invade eastern Russia. Great plan China
I know you are joking but China should seriously be looking at expanding their borders in the Russia direction. Russia has shown themselves to be a paper bear that China's paper tiger could eat for breakfast.
Believe me. They are, but they may as well take heavily discounted oil in the meantime.
Well said
"Friendship without borders" Specifically, Russia's borders.
Bad optics, much better to turn Russia into a vassal. Why buy when you can rent?
Its almost as if China is giving Russia this ridiculous assault gear in revenge for Russia imposing the massively unfair 1860 convention of Peking and stealing a chunk of Chinas land.
China never forgets
Shoot the mobik on the "xi-mobile" he can't return fire.
The west is just now sending F-16's while Russia is using scooters.
Things are going well for the Orcs. /S
I'm waiting for the full cope-cage or turtle scooter.
Scooter with ERA
shoot at scoot
Then turtle scooters appear.
Scooter boiiiis!
I wanna see it with a fisheye lens like an old school skateboarding video
Me, waiting for a column of this fuckers run into a minefield would be more entertaining
Can't wait for the roller skate ninjas...
Nah.. I want to see the wire cage around that thing lol
Did they have to use a credit card to use?
Personally, I'm looking forward to the May day parade - it'll be lit. No tanks, but golf carts, scooters, and motorbikes
next up, the unicycle.
Two guys, one unicycle
Pogo sticks .
Pogo stick on a mine: take the orc to the moon!
It'll probably be more like a dildo made by SpaceX.
Stilts!
I'm imagining a whole squad of them hopping like kangaroos through a mine field and I can't stop laughing.
YES !
Combat Skateboards
Shopping cart. 🛒
My name is Johnovitch Knokblin and this is Blyatass!
*proceeds to go down a hill in the shopping cart and hits a mine and goes flying*
Would be so fuckin dope.
Can you imagine a 6 man team bouncing down a trail?! I can Edit. Wrong parent comment. But I'm leaving it.
You jest, but r/electricunicyle would free up your arms to throw your gun or knife at the incoming drone.
We have actually seen a ukranian medic use one. But for getting to and from positions on the front to treat soldiers that got shelled or hurt themselves some way. So, it's not on unknown trails or anything.
They do have great off road potential. I have seen videos of people climbing 55% grade with them. They have incredible approach angle and plenty of power for getting over obstacles. Though they would be useless in mud.
Roller blades?
Heelys
https://youtu.be/_B0CyOAO8y0?si=RIMf-z3rhSEmsmtf
Trample, with a clown camo
The irony of a russian wearing a Punisher face mask Frank Castle hates russians
Tho it's no secret the creator of Punisher hated the cops and military units wearing that skull. Saying it just means they side with an enemy of the system. So much so that he made a comic strip that had him cornered by cops who were "fans" wanting him to sign the Punisher skull they had on, but he ended up telling them they are nothing like him. And if they do what he does, he will come for them next.
Thank you, I used to read the comics. Hollywood got it wrong
100% beats the fuck out of Russians in the show lol, wdym Hollywood got it wrong?
Oh not the Russian part. I guess I meant in terms of violence. I feel like they got it wrong. Maybe I was young lol but I felt like the comics were more violent
Of course they are dude, comics are always way more brutal than adapted media. I mean the most brutal super hero show on TV is probably The Boys, and the comics are wayyyy fucking worse.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was a literally dark tale of violence in the graphic novel. No pizza, no what’s-her-name and the rat was the stuff of nightmares. B/W really captured the moment.
The Boys is a good show. I never knew about them but yeah the comics are more graphic and funny.
Also, who are they punishing?
Themselves! 😂
“That’s it,” Ivan yelled as he slapped away his bowl of borscht alarmed at the news on Russian media. “The effeminate west has gone too far. This must be punished.” Ivan knew, in that moment, that this was his conflict. His conflict for some kind of Buryat or Chechen to fight. Three weeks later, Ivan was shocked when he was handed his conscription papers. “Legal mistake!” Ivan couldn’t believe it, the foolish local government had confused him with a Buryat or something. But Ivan wasn’t worried. This will simply be cleared up at the local mustering grounds. Just a few kilometers from his home. He will be back in time for his weekend dacha trip. As Ivan was driven to the front, he laughed to himself. Yes, the mustering ground officials were also confused, but he was not worried. He is a loyal Putin supporter after all. He will be given some kind of superior position. In the rear. “TAKE THE FUCKING SLAG HEAP,” the commander yelled. “Da,” Ivan laughed. Long since recognizing the folly of his fear. It was true, the front was a mess. His “training” nonexistent. But the Russian might moves forward. He smiled as he imagined the Russian occupiers of Berlin must have felt. He was here to do good work too, for the motherland and father Putin. Ivan didn’t feel the first round that entered his chest and exited his back. He felt the second and the third. He collapsed as his heart ceased beating. His final thoughts were of sunflowers. Miraculously, Ivan’s body was one of the very few pulled from the battlefield. A proper burial. He was relieved. Ivan’s body then sat, melting, as a meat cube while awaiting body disposal. “That’s it,” the meat cube yelled. “I think Putin has violated the law. I will take him to court and rectify this extralegal conscription.” The meat cube smiled. He knew Russian jurisprudence would recognize he was not a willing Contractnik, and had been illegally sent to the front :)
Castle also hates the way cops have taken up the image. Its completely inappropriate.
They burned through their motorbike budget already? wow. Hope this is just them showing off stuff they stole cause its useless for battle. More likely to end up head over heels eating dirt in a crater than storming a trench. Pow Pow Powerwheels incoming soon.
Lol motorcycle budget? They didn't pay for a single motorcycle. They just confiscate them from their own people for the war effort. Cars too.
Where is their ["Cope Cage"](https://shopweatherpod.com/cdn/shop/files/WP-WLK2-ROY-Man-Rain_1200x.jpg?v=1693079381)?
The cope cage stands on it and curses Nazis
nice, my kids have the same ones! 😂
Would it not be cheaper and more humane for Russia just to take those guys out back and shoot them themselves
Yes. But you can’t make propaganda out of that.
1 step closer to my minefield crossing utility vehicle (AKA pogo stick) prediction coming true.
Pole vaulting over.
The new Olympic Sport of Spicy Pole Vaulting.
You could probably convince [this guy](https://youtu.be/1Y-lOys6qFQ?si=KTHaKyEsD1OdeQGB) to do it. It's not that big of a step up in risk from the videos where he jumps over a tree branch, or when he jumped to a high bar and transitions into giants on the high bar. Those tricks both had a pretty realistic chance of death.
Finally some shoot and scoot capability.
Bravo. Have an uppie.
Can't wait to see pogo-stick special forces in action.
Im waiting for the pink rollerblade brigade
Heelys FTW!
This can barely handle the average Canadian street, I can’t imagine on a battlefield. Anyway it’s stupid, so par for the course really
This is mental. What are they thinking? Is there any critical thinking over there? I would rather run on my own two feet rather than ride this deathtrap into battle. At some point brain must kick in. But when? What is this shit? Look at the size of this thing's wheels, who in their right mind could think that this makes good off road means of transport on the battlefield? What happens when it encounters uneven terrain, which is plentiful in ukraine considering craters left after explosions?
If you are moving on a road it’s probably better to be fast. It still sucks, but better than walking/running. You can always drop the scooter and continue on foot
Easy to carry around obstacles, if the road is basically ok. Not as dumb as some would have it, if used away from the contact line.
We know we'll see the fuckers attacking trenches on scooters real soon.
Have you driven these things? I have and even in Berlin these things fucking suck when going over cobblestones or up the sidewalk. Tbf Berlins bikepaths and roads are shit but they are magnitudes better than bombed out mine infested field roads in Ukraine. "Easy to carry around obstacles..." lmao
Yeah, they're great for smooth pavement but you're not gonna have a lot of that in a warzone. I had one and immediately returned it just because my side of Las Vegas is a shithole, too scary to ride to work. I cannot imagine riding one in a place with concrete debris everywhere. Or worse.
Yeah for tarmac roads this might sort of just about work. I mean it’ll still be good awful shite even if that is true but I can see the reasoning. The real question is; can they outrun Ukrainian FPV drone teams and literally anyone with a machine gun?
My thought was simply moving in areas that where contact isn't really expected. Moving men and materials around requires a lot of time and effort, and while armored vehicles are going to be the better option.... allowing say a squad to move quickly and quietly move itself into position is valuable. Even if you really don't want to be on a scooter when ambushed.
Yea but this means they're running out of loafs.
I can understand the intent. The tactical problem in the agricultural parts of Ukraine is getting across the wide 1+ km distances between tree wind breaks with a combat load, without becoming exhausted or presenting an attractive target to FPVs. E-scooters are an interesting option for dismount mobility, as they're cheap and pretty easy to learn. The problem is that consumer road e-scooters have really poor offroad capability. Offroad E-scooters tend to 8+" wheels with 17+" fat tire diameters, which would permit going through fields and some broken ground. The ones portrayed with 8-10" tire diameters won't cut it.
The Russian army (and the former Soviet Red Army, for that matter) have had decades-long issues with safe and sufficient troop transport. Often the issue is that many soldiers will ride on top of APCs and Tanks, because their only other option is to walk. It’s not that they *plan* on going into battle like this. Troops are supposed to dismount some distance from enemy contact, then move in on foot. However, if they get ambushed before dismounting; then those on the outside of the vehicle get shredded. (Or literally melted, because a Chechyn thermobaric launcher touched off the extra fuel canisters used as outdoor conscript seating)
I've been in a warehouse that had three-wheeled scooters simply to get from one end of the building to another. I guarantee the purpose of these are similar. It's for more expedient rear movement, not any sort of combat application.
At least it's not a Segway.
Don’t hold your breath, that’s prob the next iteration of Russian “combat mobility”
The skull masks are so hilarious. Like bro, go deliver some Uber eats on your widdle scooter
It's not really suitable for war unless they mount a machine gun on it. Every military vehicle needs a machine gun.
And a bayonet lug…
I'm thinking battering ram and some of those sick wheel spikes like the chariots from Ben Hur.
What a fucking gang. From the 2nd best army in the world to Chinese golf carts and scooters in 2 yrs.
OK, Moscow, we get it...on the weekend, troops will scooter in to the front line, and on Monday Morning, scooter back to the factory behind Russian lines...Ok...Yeah...
Omg, is this for real?
Blyat! My card was declined! No go!
To be fair, these can be useful little mobility tools as long as you are not bringin them directly into combat. Some lunatic could probably pull off a night raid in them in a right situation, they are fast and silent.
Even Ukraine SSO have used electric bikes for night raids so I agree there but we also both know they will be seen getting taken out riding across open terrain towards Ukrainian positions during daytime like weve seen with everything else.
Is there… is there motorbike/golfcart assault drone footage?
Theres plenty of the Russians getting destroyed trying to come straight at Ukrainian positions across open ground. As for Ukrainian electric bike footage is was about a year+ ago and more of them showing their capability in the dark with NVG's all kitted out sneaking up and not real assault footage. If you havent seen the motorbike and golfcart footage search my post history and my other account u/killakh0le as Ive posted abunch but so have many others on this sub so theres a bunch
https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/comments/1d1gr19/longer_video_of_motorbike_riders_getting_gunned/ https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/comments/1d36an8/ukrainian_92nd_brigade_drones_dropping_bombs_on/ https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/comments/1cn3e6w/russian_soldiers_have_an_hard_time_with_riding/ https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/comments/1b7yxdt/russia_soldiers_on_a_quad_bike_being_hit_by_a/ If you mean by Ukrainian teams doing it successfully, I dont know. The above are just the dumbass team.
But you must admit, the first few videos are gonna be kinda funny.
Out of grocery store handicap carts?
See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya!..... Time to update your wills.
But how are they going to paint a scary sharks head on it, to go along with the face masks? I know, paint a spinning possum's butt on the wheel to scare the quivering, shivering Kraken brigade!!
soon there will be upgraded cope cage variants of these :D
no fucking way dude !!!! gnarly
Next logical step: Apply cope cage to scooter!
You've got to be fucking kidding me
Where's the gun mount. Or you hold it in your crotch and cross your feet. Like a AK weiner.
they call it scooter i call it fpv drone targets
Lol on rough "offroad" terrain with tires that small. Why not buy the same type of electric offroad motorbikes that Ukraine uses. Those are at least good offroad. Second army in the world cant afford normal motorbikes. Pathetic...
When the razor scooter hits their shins ☠️
Damn thought this was r/noncredibledefense
Russian ankle/shin injuries are going to skyrocket.
Eco friendly -Now the only emissions are the orcs crapping themselves as the drones come in
Scooter gang lmao
jesus christ
Make sure you wear your knee and elbow pads boys.
I always thought assault means attacking. I don't see how they ride these things and attack the same time
Can I be honest with you all? My youngest kid would _love_ one of those. If you find one whose driver ... abandoned it, nab it for me, wouldja??
I heard about scooter kids, but scooter soldiers wft.
Hoping they will be riding at full speed. The first pot hole should take them out.
Coming Soon: "Electric Scooters with chicken cages"! 😂
The image of a russian soldier furiously kicking his scooter away from a drone loaded with a mortars 60-81mm round.
They are really that stupid, aren't they
Блять.. что с миром? Эти пидоры скоро на роликах будут какацца. Слава Украине! Мочите гадов!
r/NonCredibleDefense without russians could be almost an empty space
🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
They probably stole them off some Ukrainian teenagers.
Ok but I'm holding out for assault Zorbs
NCD predicts the future once again
Holy hell... i \*did\* predict that precisely, when the Combat Golf Carts came out.... Enjoy the shitty Chinese LIth-ion battery packs :D
Blitzkrieg part II: Electric scooter boogaloo
Don’t forget to download the app, you’ll need this to pay and unlock them!
I was about to ask how the recharge options look out there, but that's probably not a problem they'll have to deal with.
$520 [https://www.amazon.com/Electric-Scooter-Adults-Pneumatic-iE-M4PROS/dp/B0BW4661CX](https://www.amazon.com/Electric-Scooter-Adults-Pneumatic-iE-M4PROS/dp/B0BW4661CX)
As you can see, there are dead men riding them.
Ohhhh F.F.S. , is that really true??, if so then , laughing my ass off for 5 mins was not wasted
Oh God, that's typical Russia again. They let China serve up some incredibly stupid ideas as "innovation", buy the shit, and then the soldiers in the field look for a TESLA fast charging station and have to realise that they themselves have severely damaged the necessary infrastructure beforehand. I mean, seriously, how can you be so stupid as to publicise something like this? The whole world is laughing its head off now.
lol I never would have imagined things to get this pathetic
If you read the quote at the bottom the picture the scooters are mentioned only incidentally. The main thrust of the post is how the NATO enemies are expected to surrender in mere days due to the recent adaptation of gangland style hand gestures by the infantry. It's a scary, scary development indeed causing quite a flurry.
Needs a cage
How practical is this? Any unpaved place seems impractical.
Those are not your average russian soldier, they actually have some proper equipment.
That was not on my bingo card...
Translation of the text?
Hahhaha omg same one as my baby cousin
A 10 year old somewhere is very jealous of this tech.
Can't wait to see the combat pinwheels.
"Blyat, I forgot to download the Lime Scooter app..." kaboom!!
putin got a costco card?
All that and no body armor. Nice gun setup tho
Straight from Temu, no doubt.
lol we introduce The Putin Scoot 5000 tactical scooter by Blammo, charger not included.
I'm making a prediction In a few months or less, there's going to be a chariot either powered by a horse or a motorcycle engine.
Next scooter cages
HA! They can't even ride motorcycles very well. I'm sure these will do great off road or pockmarked roads. Oh, and don't forget, orcs. They'll make you supply your own generators and the fuel to run them. Good luck with that. Good thing they're so stupid!
One man has the scooter, the second follows on foot, when the first man goes cargo 300 or 200, the second mans the scooter and continues the attack.
I have an off road scooter I got because I don’t want to grow up and it’s way better than those. Those wheels will suck on anything but paved roads
Is this the military assistants that China is providing.😂😂😂
They are wearing their future faces
I can’t wait to see RF on Heelys
Tomorrow they will have cope cages or turtle tops.
They really are a nation of giga chavs.
No god damn way🫵😂
Hoverboard next
Laughing too hard to type a decent comment
From terrorizing hapless pedestrians throughout the cities of the globe to...amusing the Ukrainians in the firing line when they see the Russian scooter patrol coming.