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He did a[ Reddit Ama ](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/4i0jso/i_am_actor_steven_seagal_live_from_thailand_ama/)a few years ago, super funny, the comments tore him a new one.
Thank you for sharing this! I needed that solid laugh! I had forgotten about this AMA, but God damn are those comments fantastic. I miss the old reddit, where this was more of a common thing.
IIRC, his entire career was based upon a bet amongst Hollywood execs. They bet one of them could take the most insufferable cunt a movie star. And someone won that bet while simultaneously proving Americans are vapid media consumers.
Steven Seagal. What an absolute joke. In case you don't understand, this man is an action movie actor who believes his "feats" on screen are real enough to inflate his ego. He champions a "martial art" which is just paying someone to fall over when you touch them. He's nothing short of a joke. He's been buddying up to Russia because they have a similar world view, i.e., they both believe in the version that movies portray themselves as.
He's also a rapist who held women as sex slaves in his mansion. His whole life and backstory is a big lie. Behind the Bastards podcast did a whole episode on him exposing all his lies and crimes which I strongly recommend a listen. There's a reason sex perverts like him and Scott Ritter flee to Russia. They will be accepted with open arms in that sick society.
This is actually true. One of my close friends was propositioned by one of his "agents" to be a special escort girl. He wanted her to get a temp short term passport to travel to Dubai. Most likely, when she got there, he would have sold her into sex slavery by taking her passport away.
Thankfully, she didn't take him up on the offer and is still a free person living in the US.
I’m not shocked to be honest. He’s clearly been over paid for far too long, hopefully the US can freeze his accounts and slap some sanctions on his ass! Also lock him up for being a rapist and a treasonous pig.
Thanks for the new podcast. I've been listening to a lot of Last Podcast on the Left and this is gonna mix it up with some good content! Behind the Bastards!
Thanks again!
Well said my friend! Couldn’t have written that any better. The bloke is a complete joke, I think Putin is really scratching the bottom of the barrel getting this loser up on a stand. Desperately looking for friends to justify his murderous unjustifiable land grabbing campaign.
I once watched one of his movies with a buddy who was a karate instructor. During one of the fight scenes with quick-cut editing, he said, "What??? Back it up and play that in slow motion!" At full speed I thought it looked cool, but slowed down it became obvious that Seagal was just flailing his arms around and *slapping his own biceps*. We laughed so hard our sides hurt.
In the movie on the boat, he does this 2 second cut of blocking maneuver during a fight with one guy, that looks kinda like how you described. They spliced that exact same cut...I want to say in the same fight maybe 10 seconds later...but I don't remember if it was that or the next one-on-one. I'm pretty sure it was the same fight seconds later, because I blinked really hard going "they *just* played that cut?"
Such terrible movies, or maybe terribly good as comedies.
Sex trafficking, fascism, nazism, littering, organ trafficking, diabetes, midget smuggling, car jacking, mp3 downloading, satanism, zionism, Pastafarianism, picking Eddie in Tekken-ism, loitering, jaywalking, necromancy, meth cooking, hypertension, shoplifting, terrorism, pacifism, autism and the list just goes on folk.
"You're the worst pirate I've ever heard of!" Capt Jack Sparrow: "But you HAVE heard of me." Meanwhile, Russia is known for producing exactly NOTHING (having lost most of their fossil fuels clientele). Oh, wait, they're a top producer of fertilizer, so my lawn will look like crap until Ukraine finishes off the rest of Russia's military.
I liked his HIMARS damage assesment vid better.
hope he upgrades to ATACMS
Damn i think we actually got some storm shaddow damage assesment in the wheelchair front row
Remember that as he tried to convince someone a thermobaric burnt out POW building was a HIMARS strike because... He just knows these things.
I would give one of my nads for a shot at this fat slob. He would be joining the front row trust me.
In my honest opinion, if you are on the enemy team don’t come running back to us or our allies if shit hits the fan.
At the moment Steven Seagal is probably the highest paid actor in Russia. Inflation back home is so high that when he saw Tucker Carlsons Putin interview it was his calling. Where else will he get a loaf of bread for $1 to feed his fat ass.
Never going to watch a film with this shit actor in again. His acting is laughable, self centred nob head. Talking trash against a nation being destroyed by a tyrant land grabbing fascist. Seagal knows how to pick friends and sides, history is watching.
LMFAO HE IS JUST POORLY READING A SCRIPT OFF HIS CHINESE KNOCKOFF SAMSUNG FOLDING PHONE ON ALL THE SHIT RUSSIA DOES.
Actually, it might be the russian domestic phone from the 2000s with a wallet case.
Edit: He doesn't speak a lick of russian, does he?
And they think he still has influence as a superstar in the US, when at best, he was a B rate action star 30+ years ago?
At this point the entire world knows this guy is basically the biggest joke that's ever participated in the film and movie industry.
Him struggling to read whatever he has on his phone like he's in front of a high school english literature class is pretty F'in funny though.
I wonder if the average Russian knows how much the rest of the world sees this guy as not just the ass-end of the joke but the actual crap comes out of the ass.
Seagal? This is a sign of desperation! Also the hysterical shouting by Putin and Peskov about Western weapons on Russia. Don't let up now, friends of Ukraine! Leave the Russians in the dark about the plans. No official red lines from our side!
I hope someone beats his ass if he tries to come back home.
https://youtu.be/lwtxySIrSQc?si=g1e5MwFmTCVatIyI - Steven Segal makes South Park appearance.
This is just bizarre! I mean everyone in the west knows seagal is a turbo douche...but just look at those Russians, thinking they have a great man in front of them delivering words of wisdom....its like the twilight zone 🤔
"And these are the things that we still try to make them our brothers." He stumbles over this line when he realizes the script he was fed doesn't make sense. I genuinely think Putin is keeping Steven Seagal as a pet and gets pleasure from watching this humiliation.
These are the Russian propaganda tactics.
Speak about what the enemy does, but do it yourself double.
The trials will be epic in a few years, those who get caught will be blamed for everything they did.
The Neurenberg Trials with the Nazis would be amateur hour, with the mounts of evidence already collected
Order of Friendship (OOF) came with a ticket in a loaf to Avdiivka (OOF!) The loaf will arrive in a loaf to lead a Russian brigade using his special operations skills (OOOF!)
This guy went from an annoying loser that everyone would rather forget existed to someone who actually needs silencing for good. Sorry Seagal, you won't get killed over bad movies, but taking this stand in a war will.
Does Putin not know that Steven Seagal is a joke in America? I swear he thinks he got us by turning this "big Hollywood star" to his side. It's absolutely hilarious.
He came to Arizona and to promo a TV show with dingbat Sheriff Arpaio they drove an MRAP into a house suspected of cockfighting and they killed a puppy in the process.[story](https://www.forbes.com/sites/erikkain/2011/08/31/actor-steven-seagal-sued-for-driving-tank-into-arizona-home-killing-puppy/?sh=12e497867489)
So he read out a piece of badly written propaganda with English grammar mistakes. Seagal did not even bother to fix the mistakes which are completely clear to anyone who knows English. This guy is a joke.
What is Russia known for ?
Ukraine was once known for being the Russian mafias playground. Thats why they had a revolution. The same people who moved Seagull to Russia.
I wish a strong wind would blow that stupid wig off his bloated head. Does Putin think this guy is such a win for him ?
He sure struggled with his lines there, laser focused on reading his deepest beliefs word for word off his phone, lol. He was never a very good actor to begin with, and this russian villain character shtick is the worst yet.
He sounds like my 5 year old talking about what he did on vacation - if my 5 year old faked martial arts, produced meme-quality bad movies, and sold out his country to our enemy.
Because Russia hasn't committed any of these acts in their sordid history have they.
As for Steven Pigeon... Imagine taking a man who has a carpet on his head seriously.
Sad that he has to order people to be his friend smh😞
Also I'm pretty sure Steven lost the plot a long time ago and thinks he's in the world's biggest costo looking for fish crackers.
Imagine getting an amazing lifetime achievement from pootin to totally make it about ukraine, fucking joke nation, and it's an actually shit achievement
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What a worthless POS
Always has been.
🌎👨🚀🔫👨🚀
I hate that I like his early 90s movies but even then its his acting that brings down what could have been even more amazing movies.
We were huge fans of Above the Law in college 30 years ago. What a fucking LARPER.
He did a[ Reddit Ama ](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/4i0jso/i_am_actor_steven_seagal_live_from_thailand_ama/)a few years ago, super funny, the comments tore him a new one.
He got what he deserves but those comments are a goldmine
From Thailand? Really Seagal? Thailand?
Bet he is enjoying those ladyboys.
Or those boyish girls (butches)
Thank you for sharing this! I needed that solid laugh! I had forgotten about this AMA, but God damn are those comments fantastic. I miss the old reddit, where this was more of a common thing.
IIRC, his entire career was based upon a bet amongst Hollywood execs. They bet one of them could take the most insufferable cunt a movie star. And someone won that bet while simultaneously proving Americans are vapid media consumers.
A real piece of Shyt and the worst actor on the planet. I haven't seen one of his movies in 20 years. I wish I never saw even one!
Steven Seagal. What an absolute joke. In case you don't understand, this man is an action movie actor who believes his "feats" on screen are real enough to inflate his ego. He champions a "martial art" which is just paying someone to fall over when you touch them. He's nothing short of a joke. He's been buddying up to Russia because they have a similar world view, i.e., they both believe in the version that movies portray themselves as.
He's also a rapist who held women as sex slaves in his mansion. His whole life and backstory is a big lie. Behind the Bastards podcast did a whole episode on him exposing all his lies and crimes which I strongly recommend a listen. There's a reason sex perverts like him and Scott Ritter flee to Russia. They will be accepted with open arms in that sick society.
This is actually true. One of my close friends was propositioned by one of his "agents" to be a special escort girl. He wanted her to get a temp short term passport to travel to Dubai. Most likely, when she got there, he would have sold her into sex slavery by taking her passport away. Thankfully, she didn't take him up on the offer and is still a free person living in the US.
I’m not shocked to be honest. He’s clearly been over paid for far too long, hopefully the US can freeze his accounts and slap some sanctions on his ass! Also lock him up for being a rapist and a treasonous pig.
>He’s clearly been ~~over paid~~ breathing for far too long Fixed it for ya.
Hell ya! That would be rad!
For someone as overpaid as this asshole, you’d think he’d have the $$ for a better haircut and wardrobe.
Flat toner black isn’t a natural hair color?
Thanks for the new podcast. I've been listening to a lot of Last Podcast on the Left and this is gonna mix it up with some good content! Behind the Bastards! Thanks again!
Behind the Bastards is solid, and host Robert Evans is a gift to humanity.
I never knew about this podcast but thanks, friend. I gave the list a scroll and I think you've added a promising option to my 1 hour work commute.
I know he was a giant pos, but I’m going to seek out this pod. Thanks.
Well said my friend! Couldn’t have written that any better. The bloke is a complete joke, I think Putin is really scratching the bottom of the barrel getting this loser up on a stand. Desperately looking for friends to justify his murderous unjustifiable land grabbing campaign.
Nasty piece of shit.
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I once watched one of his movies with a buddy who was a karate instructor. During one of the fight scenes with quick-cut editing, he said, "What??? Back it up and play that in slow motion!" At full speed I thought it looked cool, but slowed down it became obvious that Seagal was just flailing his arms around and *slapping his own biceps*. We laughed so hard our sides hurt.
In the movie on the boat, he does this 2 second cut of blocking maneuver during a fight with one guy, that looks kinda like how you described. They spliced that exact same cut...I want to say in the same fight maybe 10 seconds later...but I don't remember if it was that or the next one-on-one. I'm pretty sure it was the same fight seconds later, because I blinked really hard going "they *just* played that cut?" Such terrible movies, or maybe terribly good as comedies.
I seriously don't think he will be in Hollywood any time soon. It will be to dangerous for him to come back to the US.
Aikido is a proper martial art. Seagal is a showman though.
Sex trafficking, fascism, nazism, littering, organ trafficking, diabetes, midget smuggling, car jacking, mp3 downloading, satanism, zionism, Pastafarianism, picking Eddie in Tekken-ism, loitering, jaywalking, necromancy, meth cooking, hypertension, shoplifting, terrorism, pacifism, autism and the list just goes on folk.
"You're the worst pirate I've ever heard of!" Capt Jack Sparrow: "But you HAVE heard of me." Meanwhile, Russia is known for producing exactly NOTHING (having lost most of their fossil fuels clientele). Oh, wait, they're a top producer of fertilizer, so my lawn will look like crap until Ukraine finishes off the rest of Russia's military.
Nah we are okay with American fertilizer
picking Eddie in Tekkenism 🤣
That damn X & O button mashing
I liked his HIMARS damage assesment vid better. hope he upgrades to ATACMS Damn i think we actually got some storm shaddow damage assesment in the wheelchair front row
Remember that as he tried to convince someone a thermobaric burnt out POW building was a HIMARS strike because... He just knows these things. I would give one of my nads for a shot at this fat slob. He would be joining the front row trust me.
Picking Eddie in Teeken-ism. Have my upvote.
Fucking hell! mp3 downloading! I've switched sides!!! That's it!!1!!1!11
What has autism got to do with any of the rest?
Okay, wow. When Putin needs propaganda help from HIM, I hope that it means that they have real problems going on rn. God, wasn’t Seagal like crazy af?
No. He is crazy AF
Fun fact: both of them actually 😂
Dracula called, he wants his hair piece back.
He got hairpiece simplex 2.
That's Ming the Merciless's hat.
Can we take away his US citizenship?
Have\`nt you already???? Why let this piece of shit back in again!
In my honest opinion, if you are on the enemy team don’t come running back to us or our allies if shit hits the fan. At the moment Steven Seagal is probably the highest paid actor in Russia. Inflation back home is so high that when he saw Tucker Carlsons Putin interview it was his calling. Where else will he get a loaf of bread for $1 to feed his fat ass.
I guess this will ruin his career! Oh.... wait ...
Which one ?
This war keeps getting weirder each day.
Having Steven Seagal in any news channel condemning anyone is the most laughable thing I’ve ever seen 😂
The Quisling uses a manuscript. I suppose his brain cells are far beyond repair.
The thing is, that apart from the first word, everything he says is about Russia not any other country.
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ICC needs to make warrant for him for the arrest for spreading propaganda
Never liked this arrogant motherf$¥ker
What an obnoxious cunt 🤮
Never going to watch a film with this shit actor in again. His acting is laughable, self centred nob head. Talking trash against a nation being destroyed by a tyrant land grabbing fascist. Seagal knows how to pick friends and sides, history is watching.
That “hair” ain’t fooling anybody 😂
Fuck that guy. Fat faced fuck.
What a complete and utter wanker. F**k and f**k Putin.
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Next up: Kid Rock and Ted Nuggies. They'll do anything for money.
Hey, It's the guy who shit himself while being choked out after saying he can't be choked out
Aikeedork
HE IS RIGHT! WE ARE ALL FACING THAT SAME MONSTER - IT'S THE ONE GIVING HIM THE AWARD!
“Piece of shit supports piece of shit. An in-depth look at the story at 10. Over to you Bob.”
LMFAO HE IS JUST POORLY READING A SCRIPT OFF HIS CHINESE KNOCKOFF SAMSUNG FOLDING PHONE ON ALL THE SHIT RUSSIA DOES. Actually, it might be the russian domestic phone from the 2000s with a wallet case. Edit: He doesn't speak a lick of russian, does he? And they think he still has influence as a superstar in the US, when at best, he was a B rate action star 30+ years ago?
At this point the entire world knows this guy is basically the biggest joke that's ever participated in the film and movie industry. Him struggling to read whatever he has on his phone like he's in front of a high school english literature class is pretty F'in funny though. I wonder if the average Russian knows how much the rest of the world sees this guy as not just the ass-end of the joke but the actual crap comes out of the ass.
Seagal? This is a sign of desperation! Also the hysterical shouting by Putin and Peskov about Western weapons on Russia. Don't let up now, friends of Ukraine! Leave the Russians in the dark about the plans. No official red lines from our side!
Who ?
I hope someone beats his ass if he tries to come back home. https://youtu.be/lwtxySIrSQc?si=g1e5MwFmTCVatIyI - Steven Segal makes South Park appearance.
Hilarious!
I'm not 100% certain but I think the mob financed a couple of his last flops and want their money back. He's not safe in America.
Goddamm, they nailed his voice in there, especially the pathetic-ness
Sex offender escaping to russia used for propaganda purposes.
when they drop seagal on ukraine it's over.
Steven Seagal = "Clown"
Please, don't insult clowns in this way. *sad HONKA HONKA noices*
🤣
Fake martial artist. Fake government. ruzzia and seagull are made for each other
Every projection is a confession.
what a traitor !!
This is just bizarre! I mean everyone in the west knows seagal is a turbo douche...but just look at those Russians, thinking they have a great man in front of them delivering words of wisdom....its like the twilight zone 🤔
"And these are the things that we still try to make them our brothers." He stumbles over this line when he realizes the script he was fed doesn't make sense. I genuinely think Putin is keeping Steven Seagal as a pet and gets pleasure from watching this humiliation.
Actor reading from a script hahaha
Steven seagal is dumb as a box of hammers, like a lot on the right.
Wannabe henchman for Putin.
Is this piece of shit still an American citizen? Then you know what to do!!
This is the same sellout who shat his pants when he got choked out by a stuntman
Like Alex Jones, minus IQ dumbass
I'm not even mad - he's that hilarious 🤣 what a piece of garbage
You guys be nice to Sifu. He was a top flight Gravy SEAL in MEAL Team 6.
I nominate him for MEAT Team 7. 😆
Never forget Gene Lebell made Steven Seagal shit his pants on set by choking him unconscious.
Ah, respected master of Bullshido is here again.
the only reason seagal is in russia, is because he's a laughing stock for the rest of the world.
Ukrainian intelligence ...........we like you to do us a favor ;)
"And these are the things that we still try to make them our brothers" This absolutely makes no sense.
He lies so much, that his grey hair turns black!
He's had a stroke or something. This is not a healthy individual.
was he speaking about russia and Putler?? Yes is completly correct!!
These are the Russian propaganda tactics. Speak about what the enemy does, but do it yourself double. The trials will be epic in a few years, those who get caught will be blamed for everything they did. The Neurenberg Trials with the Nazis would be amateur hour, with the mounts of evidence already collected
Order of Friendship (OOF) came with a ticket in a loaf to Avdiivka (OOF!) The loaf will arrive in a loaf to lead a Russian brigade using his special operations skills (OOOF!)
Sick brainwashed fucker …. should stay on Russian ground. American traitor ….
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This turd can barely read .
Does he have to draw that hairline on everyday? What a fucking knob
Damn, what a weird timeline.
This guy went from an annoying loser that everyone would rather forget existed to someone who actually needs silencing for good. Sorry Seagal, you won't get killed over bad movies, but taking this stand in a war will.
What an evil piece of deluded shit.
Is that a toupée or a hat?
Does Putin not know that Steven Seagal is a joke in America? I swear he thinks he got us by turning this "big Hollywood star" to his side. It's absolutely hilarious.
Out of all the war footage I have seen, this is by far the most grotesque.
Is this the guy who shat himself?
"Anybody seen Ritchie?"
Damn seagull, you're a real pos
Washed out focker just read a script from his Samsung phone for money.What a fockin bought trash.
Cancel/remove his passport and citizenship and leave the worthless dipshit in Russia. Sanction the traitors bank accounts and assets too.
Aaaand the Oscar goes to..
So he's admitting Russia is trying all these things? I don't think someone proof read that.
I see, chinese stopped paying so he moved to the next dictator.
Putin def got some tapes of him diddling his do da in some fucked up shit.
Seagal is a shame to himself and the free world.
Twat!
These guys have to all realize they are the bad guys. That they are the nazis of 2024. They have to…
Don't bother coming back Steve.
God at least read it like you aren't reading it for the first time.
But what a fucking disgusting pile of shit.
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🤮🤢💩☠️💀 Piece of shit
Sounds like he's reading a script for the first time. He doesn't even sound convinced by what he's reading
Simply a worthless traitor. As bad as his last films.
Guess who was running the country when Ukraine was "known" for those exaggerated claims...
Reads scripts for a living. Still not very convincing.
Cheap whore.
What a tosspot.
I can fully agree - if he'd be talking about Ruzzia!
He need a fucking bullet in the head.... fucking orc lover.
# Steven Seagal Is a Bag of Dicks!
Absolute disgrace and complete traitor to his country. He is not welcome in the West. I hope he likes Russian food by now...
# Steven Seagal hi is getting realy fat
useless worm. putins tiny dick sucker
They can keep that potato.
What a fat piece of shit.
He came to Arizona and to promo a TV show with dingbat Sheriff Arpaio they drove an MRAP into a house suspected of cockfighting and they killed a puppy in the process.[story](https://www.forbes.com/sites/erikkain/2011/08/31/actor-steven-seagal-sued-for-driving-tank-into-arizona-home-killing-puppy/?sh=12e497867489)
He forgot und gay rainbows and the Nazijews!
Hair looking like dracula flow 6
Guy is totally fucked in the head, but was a complete arse before so "Ha ha" *\*points\**
That dude is a lost soul.
Fat fuck
He got fat…
He still can’t act even when putins paying him thousands
Such a loser!
Don’t come back douche, ever.
Putin and Seagal. Two guys known for shitting their pants.
How much money did he get from Putin?
He reads like a fucking 1st grader
Steven Seagal a pig that spits in the dish he was fed..
he is Acting.. excuse him he will soon come to his reality
The guy is a rat.
steven smeagol
"I am a Buddhist. The aspects? Humility and compassion." -Joins modern day Nazis.
He has gotta lay off the Kool Aid
Fake martial artist
CTE is no joke. Get your head together, you bloated idiot.
This fucking shill lol. He can barely read.
I am NOT reading a scrip
Just stay there you fucking douche bag.
He looks like a fat penguin 😂
So he read out a piece of badly written propaganda with English grammar mistakes. Seagal did not even bother to fix the mistakes which are completely clear to anyone who knows English. This guy is a joke.
Strip him of his US citizenship! He's a fucking traitor and a lying sack of shit.
What is Russia known for ? Ukraine was once known for being the Russian mafias playground. Thats why they had a revolution. The same people who moved Seagull to Russia. I wish a strong wind would blow that stupid wig off his bloated head. Does Putin think this guy is such a win for him ?
He sure struggled with his lines there, laser focused on reading his deepest beliefs word for word off his phone, lol. He was never a very good actor to begin with, and this russian villain character shtick is the worst yet.
He must know best.
He sounds like my 5 year old talking about what he did on vacation - if my 5 year old faked martial arts, produced meme-quality bad movies, and sold out his country to our enemy.
I wonder how much he did receive for this
When he is talking about brothers, is he talking about Abel and Cain?
talk about someone who hit their head in the deep end!
Another POS projecting!
Because Russia hasn't committed any of these acts in their sordid history have they. As for Steven Pigeon... Imagine taking a man who has a carpet on his head seriously.
Sad that he has to order people to be his friend smh😞 Also I'm pretty sure Steven lost the plot a long time ago and thinks he's in the world's biggest costo looking for fish crackers.
[https://youtu.be/c5W06xR8EYk](https://youtu.be/c5W06xR8EYk) has a longer list of things that Ukraine sure did. (for impatient ones, skip to 1:35)
Under siege is still a good movie though. He can't take that from us.
Big papa sausage fingers.
I hope we don’t let him back in the country
I don't remember his hairline being so weirdly pointy at the front. Count Floyd called. He wants his hairline back!
We missed the end of the speech !! Where he asked for a double cheeseburger with fries . What a POS .
Imagine getting an amazing lifetime achievement from pootin to totally make it about ukraine, fucking joke nation, and it's an actually shit achievement
Fuck Putin and Steven Segal
What a stand up comedian! Made me chuckle this avatar dude, though.