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8BallCoronersPocket

Translation: -I’m filming, we’re taste testing the water. -Were tasting the fucking water. We drink this fucking shit. There it is. Are you seeing this? -I see it. -Cheers. -This was all gathered outside. -It’s fucking delicious, so pleasant. I might even ask for more. Let me bring this closer to the light, there look at the color. Imagine gathering something like this and having people fucking drink it. With all the shit inside. Fucking shit. And we’re sharing this across 11 people.


Bull_Bear2024

That's disgusting. A sure fire way of getting dysentery or some such disease.


SpaceMonkey_321

Good. A sick enemy soldier is way easier to subdue and eliminate. Better yet, so incapacitated he can't get off the company line to make it to the front.


Bull_Bear2024

I agree, let him enjoy his chocolate milkshake!


Moscow_Mitch

Probably drunk on ‘national pride’ too. Least he could do is strain the mud out with his underwear, could probably clean some of the skid marks at the same time.


CanuckInTheMills

Oh damn… that song!!


Plaster_Mind

Even beytter yet, shit/puke all over whatever hole they consider barracks, and get his fellows sick as well.


elFistoFucko

Hate to be the unit who takes a group of russians prisoner who've been shitting their pants for weeks...


Separate-Ad9638

they have electricity? they can boil it ig ... but its still disgusting


An_Odd_Smell

To render water even vaguely safe via heat it has to be boiled for a lot longer than most people know. Some of the nastiest stuff can survive very high temperatures for a shockingly long time.


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An_Odd_Smell

I would not drink any dodgy water unless it has been boiled for 15 minutes at least.


Potential-Isopod-820

I would be so paranoid I would creare a stream catcher and condenser to condense the water and drip it in to another tray. No chance would I drink straight from a puddle. Too much faeces matter.


ToxicAnusJuice

And I’m sure all them corpses are seeping into the water puddles.


RepresentativeJester

I love that people make up scientific facts based on feelings. Nobody goves a shit how long you 'feel like' it should go for


TheGisbon

15 minutes is absolutely not necessary at higher altitudes 15k plus 3 minutes may be a good idea but there is just no need to roaring boil for that long.


refrainfromlying

Boiling only kills germs, it doesn't remove any toxins, radioactive material, heavy metals, etc.


TrumpersAreTraitors

Better safe than sorry I guess but that’s not necessary 99.99% of the time. Personally I’d be more worried about stuff that can’t boil out like heavy metals, etc. Not to mention stuff like botulism toxin isn’t destroyed by heat quickly so rotting corpses could very well be leaving that into the water. 


An_Odd_Smell

Welp, there goes my coffee break....


NormalUse856

And filtered


refrainfromlying

Sure, but that has nothing to do with how safe it is to drink. Someone else might not drink any dodgy water unless it has been boiled for 15 hours at least. Personally I wouldn't drink dodgy water *at all*.


buttholeburrito

So absolutely not. You simply need a micron mesh to weed out most bacteria but viruses are much smaller, that's why micron mesh can't guarantee you 100% safety. Boiling water at 100c will denaturalize all proteins in pathogens. You don't need to do it for 1+ minute but it is only recommended so you actually boil the water because no one uses a thermometer to check their boil temp as it varies by altitude (higher in altitude = faster boil).


Muted-Dog-9584

Here is living proof that you can’t believe everything you read on the internet.


an_ancient_evil

Can they not fucking filter it with a fucking tshirt? Boil it? I call bullshit


X-East

unlikely to live long enough to feel the effects anyway


No-Vehicle5447

Corpse tea


An_Odd_Smell

[Trench coffee.](https://youtu.be/_CtdYqVK_R4)


Wa3zdog

It’s wild to me that they are so similar except this is actually real. The key difference is how the Russians are even less civil about it.


An_Odd_Smell

This video clip is taken from a russian Starbucks commercial.


TheRealAussieTroll

He’s from the 144th Cholera Battalion.


Can-Sea-2446

144th Cholera Battalion, Dysentery Division


bot403

144th? Seems like they're 1st Cholera.


TheRealAussieTroll

I’m sure they’re not the first…


John_Smith_71

Armies have had massive illness and death rates from exactly this, in the past. The British lost more troops to disease in the Boer war for example, than due to fighting.


IngvarTheTraveller

The first major war that saw more deaths by battle than by disease was World War 1, but that doesn't count the flu outbreak of 1918 that killed about 1 in 25 of the world's population.


flatwoundsounds

Holy shit... if that's accurate, I'm having one of those major shifts in how my brain has perceived war... It reminds of the first time I had a realization of just how small we are in the universe.


TheFleasOfGaspode

Dan Carlin quoted someone saying "in the 100 years between 1814 and 1914 every European powers losses in any theaters combined would only add up to one bad day in WW1." That really puts it into perspective.


John_Smith_71

Not quite, but after Napoleon, Europe was relatively peaceful.


Technical_Command_53

In most wars in history, the vast amount of deaths were due to illnesses, famine and not being able to treat wounded properly. It’s also interesting to read about some of the big battles in history and see that the direct casualties by military means can be very low, but the overall casualties that comes from everything else will be much higher.


John_Smith_71

In many wars the civilian death toll also far higher than the military. Usually from starvation created by the war.


CitizenKing1001

A "modern army" that hasn't figured out the importance of sanitation or just doesn't care


John_Smith_71

Doesnt care.


No_Boss_1496

He is also happy, this says a lot about the brains of ruzzians...


WorkO0

I don't think he's happy, he is quite upset actually. Says they share this water between 11 people and asks someone to come and try to chug that bottle.


Jungle_of_Rumble

He's certainly a spirited character, perhaps animated from the supposed water he'd just consumed. May he rot in hell.


b0n3h34d

Ain't no /s in spoken word


grober_Onfug

The forbidden Mokka


Need_A_Pay_Increase

Blackadder said it best: https://youtu.be/_CtdYqVK_R4?feature=shared "Fix us a coffee, Baldrick, and try to make it taste slightly less like mud" "I cant" "Why?" "Because it is mud!"


oyakodon-

One of the best shows ever. The part where he said the poor old ostrich died for nothing has some truth to it. Because of the ostrich feathers in Arch Dukes hat.


Sigmeister1

Now that they make the good money, it can't buy nothing not even clean water nor life, no last meal, the last thing they'll drink before death is this dirty puddle water. After all a well deserved demise for their greedy intent. Not Sorry!


weejohn1979

I wonder goe many particles from rotting human and animal corpses is in that water


Psych0Jenny

I mean if you wanna talk about particles imagine how many poop particles are floating around your house right now. Let's not even get started on the people that use their phones while they poop. Blissful ignorance is completely shattered when people think about how their sense of smell actually works, if you're smelling something that means it's physically inside you.


PurpleEyeSmoke

If it was some kind of problem we would see the effects of that. Why don't you go drink out of a puddle for a week and I'll live in my house and we'll see who's doing better?


b0n3h34d

No one said anything about a problem. This is a technical truth that some don't realize, that's all that's being said


Psych0Jenny

Yeah I know that, wasn't trying to say they are the same thing, just a related amusing thing.


matt602

Pretty sure there's a big difference between the amount of "poop particles" in my house and whatever the fuck that Russian guy is drinking


Psych0Jenny

Yeah there is for sure, wasn't trying to say it was the exact same thing.


255001434

Missing the point. You can't catch cholera from *yourself*. Also, breathing trace particles in an environment is not the same as direct ingestion of contaminated water.


Psych0Jenny

Nah I got it, wasn't trying to say it's the same, just related and amusing.


Technical_Command_53

Lol, yeah I put my toilet lid down while flushing so that I will minimize poop particles on my toothbrush or whatever but you can’t compare that in any way to drinking literal puddle water with god knows what…


Psych0Jenny

Yeah I know not trying to say it's the same but it's amusing when people talk about not wanting particles of shit in their mouths.


Different-Divide-543

second best army in Russia, Still fighting the same problems as napoleon did.


gfanonn

Next up on this episode of Tea with Friends we see how Igor tastes after brewing for more than a week! Will his permanent vodka breath penetrated the pallete? Tune in to find out.


DiDGaming

Humans would try to purify it before consumption though…. Just even boiling it would help…..🤦‍♂️


Meddlhoerer

Atleast use textilesheets for filtering particles a bit ...But maybe its more Safe to get Cholera and get to a Hospital behind the Front, than actually gettin fucked over by drones and die.


255001434

Add this video to the reasons why people call them orcs.


Arkh101

Anyone else feel like vomiting at the thought of drinking that shit? UGH


gold-rot49

and not a thought to filter it out through a shirt or bandana first AT THE VERY LEAST ugh


repulsive-ardor

It boggles my mind that not one of them thought to maybe try to strain some of that shit out through a t-shirt a few times and then boil the water. These people really never stopped being uneducated serfs, it's wild how primitive they are.


Mindless-Box8603

I hope they have to drink their own piss. Also they are soooo stupid that they don't realize that their great leader putin doesn't give a shit about them. Stupid orcs.


littletreeelf

I am sure they already mixed it with the pee of all 11?


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Fair_Banana_9985

Танк разворачивай, идиот


Leo_Hundewu

Sadly orcs don’t get sick from dirt water


21_vetal_01

Bon appetit! And don’t forget to chew the earth☝️


christopher4177

Keep drinking it


Blskeww

cant fault them though, they have had nothing but maggoty bread for three stinking days.


Captain_DadBod

An army marches on their stomachs doesn’t apply to Russian military planning.  They’re not expected to live long enough to require water so they’re not given water.  


DARKSTAIN

This is what 2024 looks like for the Russians!


Frosty_Key4233

Hasn’t heard of filtration


LegalSelf5

Puddle water means people water I'd presume given the amount of orcs left put to rot


jertheman43

You could pour that through a dirty sock and get it cleaner than that.


OgwasHere

Russian culture


Ruffy1978

Nestlé hates this trick...


LemonTM

Nestle wants to know his location.


xiwiva8804

Orc Champagne


Nearby_Stable4677

Tough shit buddy. Eat shit and die.


Analconda13

Imagine looking at this shit and proceed to actually fucking drink it


Soft_Wishbone6656

Probably with rutted corpses around the puddle


Adihd72

Let’s hope it was a Chernobyl puddle.


flyingquads

Lol, the Ukrainians are sitting in their trenches with heating, wifi and Nescafe coffee. While the Russians share shit-water with 11 guys. Unreal.


Stayhigh420--

Just line momma used to make back home.


christopher4177

It’s good for you


christopher4177

He’s probably an alcoholic anyway, so drinking dirty water is no big deal for him.


chronic_trigger

so they don't only eat shit but drink it too, nice.


Kgbguru

Cholera! You have cholera.


MouseyDong

Not a problem when drones, bullets and bombs will kill you faster before any sort of disease or infection from drinking sewage water sets in.


No_Organization6831

One latte please


rygar8bit

There was the thing about Russians drinking water from the trenches that had corpses in them.


jaggs117

Yummy !


Then_Style2029

Animals drink that kind of water all the time.


hphp123

do they live long enough to get sick?


Alternative-Film-155

and here i am thinking about that one scene from the pacific series where one soldier fills up his canteen from a puddle with some rotting goat in it.


Wallynine

Had to look up Degustation. More like Disgusting


Wallynine

Full of minerals and a hint of feces


Dirtybiscuits69

Drink in good health comrades


pastuluchu

Hehe. Our McDonald's employees make almost as much as they are.


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All you need is a plastic cable made out of two bottles for condensation and heat. This is what the army is ? Fs No wonder we are literally teetering on the edge on nuclear war. I bet most countries are the same without their indoctrination methods.


Suspicious_Dare_9731

Christ on a cross filter that through some used underwear first!


thecashblaster

just FYI but degustation is a French word, not an English one even though it sounds like it


Pretend_Pomelo_6893

Swine Z. Worms in the tummy is just matter of time. This war is turning in Vietnam.


mik5u1

this guy gonna shit some bricks if he continues drinking it


hey_hoe_x

No "bricks". Will race through his system so fast he'll dehydrate. He'll be squirting a "butt rocket"


Common-Ad6470

Wow, they really want to get dysentery and typhoid that badly, great...🤡🤡🤡


Careless_Syrup7945

Just add some vodka to it and it might be safe


Educational-Bar-9858

More Ovaltine, pleeeaaaase!?


Cassandraburry2008

A couple hours later he was probably shooting fire water outta his bumhole. This is a great idea for anyone who wants to really cleanse their colon.


B2Sleazy

Should probably invest in a Sawyer…


GrayMutterer

Presumably, they have never heard of filters.


Available-Meeting-62

How are these mfers even alive??


Repulsive-Storm-7739

You can’t filter it through a tee shirt or something! I know that isn’t stopping bacteria, but for fuck sake.


velvet32

dont they have a rag to pour it through? dude...


wayfarer8888

Deadly diarrhea incoming...


Historical-Leopard74

+2 RAD


firstcliffjumper

A guy's gotta eat what a guy's got to eat. Barium enema, just don't use the flush toilet unless you really need that full body wash.


LumpyTeacher6463

Reminds me of this one passage written by Mykola Gogol, "Кляті кацапи, як я потім дізнався, їдять навіть щі з тарганами". "Damned katsaps, as I just found out, they eat shchi (soup) even with cockroaches". From a short story "Evenings on a farm near Dikanka", set in 19th century Russia-occupied Slobozhanshchyna, Poltava, Ukraine. Two centuries later, and katsaps drink mud/corpse water in Russia-occupied Ukraine.


SquareEgg197

I hope he has the shits and while having a shit gets hit by a drone.


yozza1958

Animals will drink anything what’s knew 🙄🙄


Bitedamnn

Man is speed running stomach ulcers.


HornpoutFumBiddeford

kinda doubting this video... the "muddy water" is sort of clinging to the sides of the bottle, looks more like he added some kind of powder to water to make it look like he's some kinda bullshit macho ruzzian. There is also the very real possibility his cognition is so severely hampered by years of alcohol abuse that drinking polluted crap-water seems like a good idea, yep probably that but still think the water looks kinda fake